The defense of the mourning community

The room was extremely quiet, and the two of them had their own thoughts and did not speak.

In order to make himself behave more naturally, Ling Qing lowered his eyes and looked at Yi Chengli, but picked up the ibuprofen manual and read it carefully, even though he couldn't read any of the densely packed words on it.

Yi Chengli must be thinking about who he forced, probably eliminating them one by one, but he doesn't know if he will think of himself.What would he do if he thought of himself?

Ling Qing was restless, waiting for Yi Chengli's reaction, and decided to see what he did, so as not to change.In the end, Yi Chengli coincided with him but also felt uneasy, waiting for his reaction.

The moment the idea that he forced Ling Qing appeared, Yi Chengli suddenly realized why Ling Qing was so repulsive to him at the beginning, and was also very resistant to physical contact with him. The truth turned out to be this!

Then came the doubt, why did I force Ling Qing?

He had to admit that all the people around Ling Qing combined were not as in line with his own aesthetics as Ling Qing himself.Especially after he washed his hair and took off his glasses, he was no longer as cold as usual, and his whole body softened.

When we get along normally, there is nothing annoying about him.

Is it just for sex?Or is it a long time to live in love and not go into madness?

He was puzzled and puzzled, and began to analyze himself in depth, but the more he thought about it, the more flustered he became, and he decided to take a piece of ibuprofen first to suppress his shock.

After taking a pill, the psychological effect was infinite. Yi Chengli's flustered heart calmed down. He looked at Ling Qing who was sitting across from him and was reading the ibuprofen manual, and didn't know what to say.

He didn't dare to ask if it was him, because even if he asked, he probably wouldn't get an answer.Moreover, questioning is also a secondary injury, if Ling Qing is angered, there will be no good fruit for him.

Yi Chengli thought about it and took a sip of hot water to strengthen his courage before he asked tentatively, "Why didn't you tell me about this earlier."

coming!

Ling Qing frowned and paused for two seconds before speaking: "I can't convict you for something that hasn't happened yet. And it's just a dream, what if you are a different person from the dream?"

What a sensible person!

Yi Chengli nodded again and again: "Indeed, there is still a certain gap between dreams and reality."

Ling Qing put down the instruction manual in his hand to hide his nervousness, tried to look at him calmly and said, "Besides, if I don't tell you, you might not think that way, if I tell you, you'll take it to heart and leave What should I do if I go astray?"

"To the point, there is indeed a possibility."

Yi Chengli subconsciously echoed while looking at Ling Qing, the two looked at each other for a moment and separated again, only this time the one who lowered his head and dodged first became Yi Chengli.

Now he is a little afraid to look at Ling Qing's face, he feels a little wronged and guilty, he doesn't know whether he should be responsible for what happened in the dream, and he dare not think about what he did to Ling Qing.

It is certain that it is so hot that Ling Qing reacts greatly when touched by him...

Yi Chengli paused, and suddenly remembered that Ling Qing didn't seem to respond so much to his touch recently.

"Your head started to hurt again?" Ling Qing saw that he was silent all the time, so she took the initiative to ask, "Do you need me to call Dr. Meng to come over and show you?"

"No, no, my head doesn't hurt anymore." Yi Chengli said that the ibuprofen had already worked, and he didn't feel any pain at all now.

Seeing that he didn't intend to ask more questions, Ling Qing breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Then you should rest for a while, I'll go outside with a bucket to get some water."

"Fetching water? What kind of water?" Yi Chengli was puzzled, "Isn't there still water at home? And there is no well in the community. Could it be that they dug out groundwater by themselves when we went out?"

Ling Qing: ...

Ling Qing: "If it is true that groundwater is dug out without professional tools and guidance, I would not agree with the spirit of our Manhattan owners who are not afraid of hardship, unless they move China."

He said: "I have to save the water at home for bathing and washing clothes. It is too wasteful to flush the toilet directly, so I carry a bucket to fetch some water from the artificial lake to flush the toilet."

Upon hearing this, Yi Chengli immediately said, "I'll go, today is the water I used to flush the toilet, I should carry the water."

Now he urgently needs to change to a place to breathe fresh air, and think carefully about the possibility of becoming a pervert. Hearing Ling Qing's words, he immediately got up and rushed to the toilet door to run with a bucket.

"Is your head really okay?" Ling Qing stood at the door watching him put on his shoes, frowned and said, "I'll just go, don't fall and hit your head again."

Yi Chengli said that if a person doesn't fall into the same river twice, then he won't be knocked down by a dog twice a day, so there must be no problem.

Carrying two empty buckets, he quickly went down the stairs, and after pushing open the unit door to make sure that he was far away from Ling Qing's sight, Yi Chengli heaved a long sigh of relief, and his tense nerves slowly relaxed.

He walked slowly towards the lake, and began to think about what kind of chemical reaction happened between Ling Qing and himself, which could make him look like a werewolf, and then began a taboo story of a wolf falling in love with a sheep and falling in love madly .

But Ling Qing is not a docile little sheep, she is a sheep with horns that can pierce the enemy's belly, how could she be forced by herself so easily?

Yi Chengli paused, and suddenly had a bold guess——

Could it be that Ling Qing became like this after being persecuted by herself in a dream?

He stopped on the spot for a moment, and he didn't dare to think about it any further. At this moment, he suddenly slapped a hand on his right shoulder, which made Yi Chengli yell out in fright.

Lian Dehua was so frightened that he jumped up and down, babbling, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It took him more than ten seconds to calm down. He patted his chest and asked, "Brother Yi, what are you doing standing here with two buckets?"

Yi Chengli, who had a ghost in his heart, took a few breaths and said, "It's okay, I'm going to go to the lake to fetch some water for flushing the toilet."

"Oh, I just heard that you bumped your head. Seeing you standing here still, I thought your condition was getting worse." The boss was injured, and Lian Dehua, who was the spiritual follower, had to come to express his concern.

"Thank you, but the worsening of the condition is purely a fabrication. Don't believe in rumors or spread rumors." Yi Chengli paused and asked, "I wasn't in the community this morning and nothing happened, right?"

Lian Dehua, as Yi Chengli's eyes and ears, entered the state of acting in a second, and said in a low voice: "It's nothing serious, it's just that two families had a quarrel because the building was not soundproof, and the downstairs said they would call the police and arrest the upstairs." , the upstairs said to tell him to call quickly, the phone can be connected, and he turned his hands upside down."

Yi Chengli: "As long as the two families don't fight, don't worry about it. Is there anything else?"

"Oh, I don't know who is wicked. There is no water to flush the toilet at home, and he went to the grass in the community to pull wild shit. Aunt Xiao, who came out to exercise, stepped on him. He was jumping around and cursing all morning." Lian Dehua said.

Yi Chengli: ...

Yi Chengli: "Is there a possibility that the dog pulled the owner and didn't pick it up?"

Lian Dehua: "But at that time, the dogs hadn't come out for a walk. We asked every dog, and the dog owners swore to God that they were definitely not their own dogs. If they ate the shit."

Yi Chengli: "Actually, there is no need to swear such a poisonous oath."

But he didn't expect such a thing to happen, so he was silent for two seconds and asked, "What will happen next? Didn't Yan Shuai come out to speak?"

"Come out, but he just smoothed things over and asked everyone to drink as little water as possible and shit less." Lian Dehua said after a while, "By the way, he just came to you just now, that is, to seriously discuss the water cutoff. The problem of everyone going to the bathroom."

If the issue of going to the toilet is seriously discussed, then you have to do it. It will rain and people will have to shit. This is a very normal physiological activity. Can it kill human nature?

Yi Chengli didn't have time to worry about the seven-type love between himself and Ling Qing when he heard it, so he asked Lian Dehua to tell Yan Shuai that he would come right away, and rushed to the lake to pick up two buckets of water before heading back He left, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw Ling Qing standing at the door holding a pole.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, and Yi Chengli asked, "What are you doing standing at the door with a pole?"

You don't want to hit me with this, do you?

"Two buckets of water are easy to carry, and I'm going to send you a pole." Ling Qing gestured, "But I didn't expect you to come back just like that."

Yi Chengli took off his shoes and carried the bucket back to the toilet, wiped his hands with a wet tissue and said, "Just now Lian Han came to talk to me, and now I'm going to have a meeting with Yan Shuai to discuss everyone's going to the toilet. .”

Ling Qing was stunned for a moment, then realized that this was indeed a problem, and said seriously: "If the sewer is blocked, everyone should not think about it, and we should really discuss it."

It took Yi Chengli one second to understand the meaning of flooding Jinshan, and the next second he regretted that he reacted too quickly, he had already smelled the smell, and immediately sounded the alarm in his mind, and hurried out.

This time Ling Qing went out with him. As a member of the owners of Manhattan, he had to be present to discuss such an important issue, and the most important thing was that he had just been stimulated by Yi Chengli. take.

When Yi Chengli and Ling Qing arrived, Aunt Xiao was still sitting next to her and sighed, emphasizing to the aunts around her that these were the new shoes she specially wore on the first day of the new year, but they were destroyed within 10 minutes after the expiration date. Dazhong, her heart is suffering, and her life is also suffering.

"I don't think anyone is right now, and everyone is suspicious." Aunt Xiao responded to Ling Qing. Although her beautiful shoes have been cleaned, the scars on her heart cannot be wiped off. If the criminal is not found, she The anger is hard to dissipate.

Ling Qing quickly comforted Auntie, and put an apple in her hand and said, "I can understand your feelings very well, Auntie. If we can find this person, we will definitely find him out and apologize to you."

"Okay, I don't want him to pay anything, I just want him to apologize and let him know that he can't do this in the future." Aunt Xiao said seriously that she is not unreasonable, and after talking to Ling Qing, she waved her hand Said: "Okay, you guys are busy, I will go back first."

Seeing that she was leaving, an aunt next to her quickly asked if she was still dancing during the day, and Aunt Xiao waved her hand: "I won't dance, I'm sad."

Ling Qing walked with her aunt for a while before turning back, looking at Yan Shuai and Yi Chengli who were standing in a circle with the owners, shrugged and asked, "Have you found that person yet?"

Everyone shook their heads, Yan Shuai said: "I asked, but no one admitted it. If there is no surveillance, it is rare to catch this kind of thing."

"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old." Brother Suona sighed, "How can you defecate anywhere? Even if there is no water at home, you can't do that."

Yi Chengli cleared his throat and said, "For the time being, we can fetch some water from the lake to flush the toilet, and everyone will inform each other later. Now we have a meeting to solve the problem of going to the toilet after the water is cut off."

"Not only to go to the toilet, but also pay attention to the garbage disposal in the community now, because no one collects garbage now, and the trash can is almost full." Yan Shuai looked at everyone and said, "My idea is to use waste. Those that can’t be burned are burned, and those that can’t be burned are buried.”

One owner raised his hand and said, "Actually, there is another way."

All of a sudden everyone looked at him, and saw the guy in the chicken coop saying: "We can throw out the garbage bags, it's all out of sight."

Ling Qing: ...

Ling Qing: "Tell me the truth, did you dirty Aunt Xiao's shoes?"

The proposal of the unscrupulous guy was directly rejected, and everyone even expressed strong condemnation of this behavior, completely ignoring the fact that the road was blocked by garbage and cars could not get in.

"Then about going to the toilet, I suggest that it doesn't matter if you eat or drink, but you must increase the amount of exercise and reduce the discharge." Yan Shuai paused, and then said: "But my mother asked me to dig a biogas tank and said that it would be okay. Fertilize the greenhouse."

Yi Chengli was stunned for a while. To him, biogas pools were just nouns that existed in books. He was silent for two seconds and asked, "Do you know how to do it?"

All the owners shook their heads in unison for a while, DJ Ma couldn't help asking: "Will the digester explode?"

"I don't know about that." Yan Shuai said that he actually didn't know much about it.

When everyone was silent, Ling Qing pushed his glasses and said: "Be simpler, the way of thinking about problems is simpler, why don't we dig a dry toilet in the animal world. Go to the toilet and bury it yourself."

The author says:

Yi Chengli: I dare not think about what exactly I did.

Ling Qing: As long as you behave normally enough, it's not me who is flustered!