The defense of the mourning community

If one person has to dig a hole, how many and deep holes do people in a community have to dig?

Although Ling Qing's idea of ​​returning to basics is simple and crude, it is too violent. Yi Chengli pinched his fingers and thought it was a little inappropriate. He said, "It's true that one person can use this method, but there are so many people in our community, so how big is the digging?" pit?"

Ling Qing thought for a while and said, "Don't we have a forklift?"

Yan Dong, who was still laughing and laughing at first, was shocked when he heard this, and quickly stood up to justify the name of his yellow tank: "We are forklifts, not excavators, and we can't dig soil. For this kind of thing, you have to find Lanxiang in Shandong. They are professional."

"Digging is another problem, and another problem is what if someone accidentally falls down?" Yi Chengli said that he must not ignore safety issues for the sake of convenience.

The rabbit hole Alice fell into was Wonderland, and the toilet hole Manhattan fell into was Adventures of the Sloppy King.

Just by imagining that scene, everyone felt the fear from the depths of their souls.Lian Han couldn't help but shuddered and made a pun: "Then death is really imminent."

This is not a simple physical death, but the collapse of the social image, a fatal blow to the spirit, and even a shadow that will accompany you through the rest of your long life. It can be said that life is worse than death.

Ling Qing felt a little uncomfortable when he thought about it, and there will always be a day when the pit is full, and then he will have to dig again.And the location of this pit is also worth scrutinizing.

Everyone wants to face the sea and the flowers bloom in spring. No one wants to open the window to face the dry toilet. People who go to the toilet will also be nervous. Tell the neighbors not to do it, where are your eyes looking.

He thought for a while and suddenly frowned, and realized Hua Dian: "No, the septic tank in the community was only overhauled last Monday, and the excrement truck also came here."

Yi Chengli looked at him: "Just came here?"

"That's right." Ling Qing nodded: "I remembered that we stopped the water on purpose that day to let everyone not go to the toilet first, so the septic tank in the community will not be full for a while."

As soon as they heard that the excrement truck had just arrived, everyone seemed to be kept on for a second, and they all breathed a sigh of relief. They don't have to worry about waking up tomorrow morning to see the sewer explode. There is no home anywhere.

"Say it earlier." The owners patted their chests and said, "I'm scared to death."

Brother Suona said: "Two days ago, the plane came to drop the airdrop, maybe before the septic tank is full, our life can return to the way it was before?

The optimistic Manhattan also felt that it made sense, and they all said that it is most reliable to take the water from the lake home to flush the toilet, but everyone also listened to Yan Shuai's suggestion to exercise more and consume more to reduce emissions.

Old Liu coughed twice and said, "If you want to flush the toilet, not only the lake water can be used, but there is still water in the fire hydrant, but you can't drink it. It should be no problem to flush the toilet."

"The things we moved back just now seem to have Mr. Mighty who leads to the sewer. At that time, each family can share a bottle. Everyone can use it according to their discretion. Don't throw some large-scale garbage into the toilet." Yi Chengli said.

At this moment, Qin Dali, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised his hand and said, "Report, I have a bold idea, I don't know whether to say it or not."

Yi Chengli nodded: "Follow your heart and speak out boldly."

Qin Dali patted his chest and said: "We have a vegetable field, which can be fertilized as farm manure, turned into spring mud to protect flowers, and absolutely no nutrition will be wasted! I am willing to be the first to help!"

His words are so loud that men will be silent when they hear it, women will cry when they hear it, and Niu Ben, the spokesperson of the vegetable field, will panic when he hears it.

Benzi stepped forward and took Dali's hand, shook vigorously and said, "Dali, I am very grateful for your great support for our vegetable field. But I have already asked Teacher Wang to take the children to help catch earthworms in the community. Make earthworm fertilizer."

Ling Qing understands earthworm fertilizers. He looked at Niu Ben and said, "Remember to divide the long earthworms into sections and get more earthworms out. I also have earthworms at home, and I will bring you some later."

"Okay, okay." Niu Ben nodded repeatedly.

Dali was somewhat dissatisfied: "Earthworm fertilizer is fine, but human fertilizer is not?"

"It's not a question of whether it works or not." Niu Ben looked at him and began to explain earnestly: "Farmyard manure is indeed good, but it is easy to have parasites, and there are some hygiene problems..."

Niu Ben explained to Qin Dali seriously, Ling Qing stood by and listened, and suddenly remembered that he still had two books on farm manure at home, but he hadn't had time to read them yet, so he wondered if they would be useful at this time.

Yi Chengli, as the host of the meeting, said that this issue will come to an end first, and everyone will then solve the problem of excess garbage in the community.After all, garbage dumps are prone to breed bacteria and mosquitoes in one place.

"Let's divide it by building. Is it okay for each building to dispose of its own trash can?" Yi Chengli asked.

The owners nodded in agreement and said yes.

Not only the garbage that has been generated now, but also the garbage generated at home in the future must be strictly classified. Dry garbage, wet garbage, recyclable and non-recyclable must be treated separately.

Those that can be used can be reused to give them a second life, and those that cannot be used can be divided into cremation and burial.

No matter how hard the government community tried before, the waste sorting campaign was unsuccessful. Now it is restarting in Manhattan, and only success is not allowed to fail.

After the second homeowners’ meeting, everyone went home to have lunch. After having a full stomach and rested, the owners of each building began to organize the owners to go downstairs. The environment in the community is my home, starting next to everyone’s signboard. Garbage sorting work.

The people from the property management company followed to help, and Wang Shucheng, who had just escaped from death, also participated in it. After taking a shower and shaving, Xiao Wang became more energetic.

He first moved some of the supplies he brought back to his home, and then left some clothes and daily necessities for the property to give to those in need.

After Yi Chengli was pleasantly surprised to find a pair of sneakers that he could wear inside, he was almost moved to tears, and immediately took off his high-end leather shoes and put on the sneakers. Finally, he felt a little warmth on his feet, and he worked extra hard .

At sunset, people in Manhattan lit a fire and burned some useless garbage. Looking at the black smoke rising, Qin Dali sighed with his hands behind his back: "The desert is full of smoke, and the long river falls into the sun."

"Dali, I will definitely sign you up for an ancient poetry competition after these things are over." Ling Qing looked at him, "I won't watch Fei Hua Ling without you."

Qin Dali waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm just putting on airs, and I can't compare to others with real talents. I'm going to participate in that, why don't I go to participate in boys and girls rushing forward, and I should be able to bring a refrigerator back .”

Yi Chengli couldn't help nodding beside him, and gave Qin Dali a thumbs-up and said, "Indeed, with your physical fitness, Gome will move to your home if you go twice more."

"Keep a low profile, don't let Wang Chunfa know." Qin Dali said.

Except that the culprit who stained Aunt Xiao's shoes has not yet been found, everything that can be done is basically done, and everyone goes home.

Yi Chengli helped Ling Qing carry the supplies, and walked beside him deliberately keeping a distance, worried that Ling Qing would be uncomfortable if he got too close.Just walking halfway in silence, Yi Chengli looked at the box of frozen shrimp and crab and asked, "Can I have seafood at night?"

"Let's eat." Ling Qing stretched his waist, stretched his shoulders and said, "I took a couple of casual bites at noon, so I should eat better at night."

Yi Chengli looked at him: "What do you want to eat? I'm pretty good at cooking."

"I don't know, let's go home and have a look." Ling Qing rubbed his hands together and said, "It's a bit cold when the sun sets, so I need to eat something warm."

Qian Meili, who went home first, had already boiled the hot water for the bath. Now that the conditions are limited, the bath has become a shower. The two of them quickly packed up when they got home, changed their clothes and started preparing dinner.

It is a waste to drink more water after eating too spicy and too salty food. Ling Qing looked at the shrimps and crabs in front of him and thought for a while, then went back to the storage room and took out a pack of sauces to cook a pot of Tom Yum Goong soup.

Can eat seafood and drink soup, hot and sour and appetizing, and eat it with rice to warm up the body. The three of them gathered around the dining table, each with a bowl of rice and soup, and restrained themselves from eating until they were [-]% full.

"To be honest, if it was normal, I would definitely have another bowl, but today I held back." Qian Meili said that she had sacrificed too much.

Ling Qing gave her an appreciative look: "Yes, you have grown up."

It was already dark outside, Yi Chengli used the candle light to clean up the remaining dishes, Ling Qing lit a candle and sat on the sofa with Qian Meili while reading and chatting casually.

When Qian Meili talked about the grievances and grievances of some wealthy families, Yi Chengli heard more and more outrageous. After observing the shocked expression on Ling Qing's face, he couldn't help coughing and started cracking down on fakes to justify the name of a wealthy family like himself.

"It's actually not as dramatic as you think." Yi Chengli wiped his hands and sat on the sofa beside him, "It's just that there are a lot of people in the family, and there are some disputes over the distribution of property. For example, my family is a very typical one. The clear one."

Qian Meili suddenly became interested, and asked, "Mr. Yi, do you have many brothers and sisters?"

"I have six children in my family. I have one older brother, one older sister, and two younger brothers and one younger sister." Yi Chengli said, "I am both of the same father and mother."

Qian Meili choked for a moment and didn't expect it to be so much. She thought that Yi Chengli's worth was a prince of Dubai, but after doing a division, he became a spicy prince.

Ling Qing couldn't help but said, "Isn't this a drama?"

Yi Chengli didn't expect that his explanation would have the opposite effect, so he quickly explained: "The main problem is my dad. His marriages were all flash marriages and divorces. Our Yi family relies on him to drive the marriage GDP. My brothers and sisters all It's pretty normal..."

He thought about the few in his family, and for a moment he also became a little uncertain.

"So your family has already started grabbing property?" Qian Meili wanted to hear this more.

Yi Chengli nodded, "Indeed, it has already started. If my father is gone this time, we brothers and sisters should be able to fight in the mourning hall."

"Ah, so that's how robbing is." Qian Meili paused, "Whoever wins will get the big head?"

"It's a fighting arena, beautiful." Ling Qing looked at Yi Chengli, paused and comforted him, "Be optimistic, although I'm a little wicked to say that, but what if you survived alone in your family? Aren't you Just open the champagne and lie down to win?"

Yi Chengli looked at him and blinked, leaned on the sofa and pondered the words for two seconds in silence, then nodded seriously and said: "It's not impossible, judging from the current living conditions, I have a great chance of winning .”

Qian Meili cheered him on: "Mr. Yi, you must live well. When you inherit the family property, remember to give me a promotion and a salary increase."

"Then how about I just let you beat Wang Chunfa?" Yi Chengli.

Qian Meili nodded frantically: "Okay, okay."

Ling Qing laughed listening to the two of them chatting, put down the book in his hand, got up and went to the kitchen to open the box of durians, and took one out to open it.

He was not interested in durian because of this special smell before, but he was forced to taste it by Yi Chengli in his dream, and then he realized that this thing is sweet and soft, which is completely different from what it smells like.

No wonder Yi Chengli likes it.

Ling Qing put the durian meat on a plate and was about to invite the two of them to eat, when he saw the two of them standing on the balcony with the window open and looking outside.

"What's wrong?" Ling Qing asked with a frown.

Yi Chengli squinted his eyes and looked at the street outside: "These zombies seem to have gone crazy."

The author says:

Yi Chengli: Wear golden monkey leather shoes and walk the Avenue of Stars!

Ling Qing: Just peel a durian, I want to eat it anyway.