The defense of the mourning community
Chapter 47: Ling Ren thanks Durian, the embarrassing incident breaks through
The problem of durian getting angry is worth considering, but Ling Qing thought about it carefully, and felt that it was very difficult for a normal person to finish a box of durian in a day, and he couldn't help frowning just thinking about the taste.
If Yi Chengli really finished eating a box of durians in one sitting, when he hiccups and opens his mouth to talk, the fragrance will overflow, and the dogs in ten miles and eight villages will know that he is coming.
"I don't think ordinary people would think about eating them all at once. There's no need to think about it." Ling Qing gave Qian Meili a reassuring look, and while no one was paying attention to him, he picked up the box of durians and went home. rush.
The storage room that was locked because Dali and the others came to visit Yi Chengli at home was opened again, and the cold wind blew Ling Qing down.After making sure that the contents inside were not melted, he dragged and dragged the freezer inside back to the small balcony.
As for this box of durians with a unique aroma, Ling Qing thought over and over again, and felt that he still didn't want meat and vegetables to smell of durians, it was his nose's fault.
So in the end this box of durians was placed on a corner shelf on the side, leaving it to be beautiful by itself.
After the power outage, the small balcony with the windows fully opened was blown by cold air directly, and the temperature difference between the living room and kitchen separated by the same door was ten degrees lower, so it was no problem to store food.
Ling Qing tidied up the rest of the food, 1 are lucky that it is winter now, if it is summer and the electricity is cut off, not to mention the food will be spoiled and the rotten zombies will increase the stink, he will be killed first it's too hot.
After tidying things up, Ling Qing took another look at the vegetables he had planted on the big balcony in advance. The lettuce, garlic sprouts, and peppers were all growing very well and energetically, and the bean sprouts that he sent earlier had also grown.
Watering what should be watered, picking and pulling the leaves, Ling Qing was immersed in the joy of growing vegetables on her balcony when she suddenly heard Yan Shuai's angry roar from downstairs.
"It's time to divide the things! If you haven't come down from every household, come down quickly!" Yan Shuai yelled while knocking on the gong he borrowed from Brother Suona, which made his ears hurt.
After resting next to him for a while, Yi Chengli really felt that his headache was gone, and immediately got up to go to help, but after walking a few steps, he remembered that there were still a few broken boxes in the truck that hadn't been taken down.
"Wait a minute!" Yi Chengli yelled loudly, turned around and went to the car, picked up those boxes and said, "Wait a minute, there are still a few unregistered in this car."
With a head injury and part of his vision being blocked by a box, Yi Chengli ran into a group of chasing teenagers who were helping to walk the dog. The leading husky directly hit Yi Chengli's leg, and the dog's paws were still heavy. Hit his foot.
All of a sudden, the dog and the person screamed in fright, Yi Chengli and the box he was holding fell down together, and even the contents of the box spilled out and fell to the ground.
Wang Wang team made great contributions!
When Ling Qing got off the stairs, he saw Yi Chengli kneeling on the ground, his whole head was in a daze, wondering what he was doing?Why did you kneel down all of a sudden?Could it be that there is really a big problem in the brain?
He panicked, and hurried over to help him up, but Niu Ben next to him took a step ahead and helped Yi Chengli who was kneeling on the ground up.
"Brother Yi, are you okay? You didn't hurt yourself." Niu Ben asked.
The nearby parents have already started grabbing their children and scolding them, and the owner of the dog is also training the dog. Seeing that both sides are apologizing to this side, Yi Chengli quickly waved his hands to show that he is fine, patted the ashes on his body and said, "It's fine, the clothes on your body are fine." I didn’t get hurt even if I fell lightly.”
"It's good that you're not injured." Niu Ben heaved a sigh of relief, "I'll help you pick up things."
As a result, the innocent boy squatted down and saw the colorful boxes on the ground, he gasped instantly, and his outstretched hand immediately stopped in the air!
Help!How could it be a family planning product!
Yi Chengli was dumbfounded when he saw it, and subconsciously turned around to see what was written on the box next to him, but he didn't see the box, and saw Ling Qing standing beside him at some point, with his arms folded and his face cold , looked over like a knife in his eyes.
He looked at the box on the ground for a while and then at Yi Chengli for a while, and asked in silence for two seconds, "Who took it back?"
Niu Ben was the first to raise his hand and swear to the sky: "It's not me, the boxes on the car are all brought back by Mr. Yi."
Yi Chengli: ...
Yi Chengli, who was sold in a second: "Benzi, reduce the number of your heavy trucks by one."
Merchants who sell these things now pay attention to protecting the privacy of customers. You can’t see what’s inside the box at all, and you didn’t look carefully when you put it on the box. This was a purely unintentional mistake!
Yi Chengli saw that Ling Qing had a thousand-word explanation before he had time to say it, he heard him sneer, and spit out six words emotionally——
"Dogs can't stop eating shit."
The same is true for Yi Chengli in his dream, he will eat a lot when he comes back from outside, especially these things, he will use them all on himself at night.
At the time, Ling Qing didn't understand where this man's energy came from. He killed zombies during the day to prevent people from looting supplies, and at night he had to cuddle in bed and dig vegetable cellars.
Once he couldn't bear it anymore, he held Yi Chengli's shoulder when the two were intimate, and asked earnestly, "Aren't you tired looking like this?"
In the end, Yi Chengli thought that Ling Qing was asking about the relationship between the two of them, and after a few seconds of silence, he said, "No matter how tired or hard it is for you, I am willing."
That night Ling Qing didn't say another word, thinking that he was He De and how could he encounter such a psychopath, at this time, others had their heads tied to their trouser waists, while Yi Chengli had his head tied to his crotch.
Resby, really Resby.
The picture in his head was like a revolving lantern. The more Ling Qing thought about it, the more he hated it, but he also realized that he had just made a slip of the tongue and shouldn't have said that sentence. Yi Chengli, a man who likes to drink six walnuts, must have heard something.
Seeing that Yi Chengli was still stunned with his mouth open, he decided that the 36-count move would be the most important thing, and let's talk about the yo-yo.Simply turn around and race away, and escape from this place of right and wrong first.
Yi Chengli was really overwhelmed by his sudden criticism. He stood still for two seconds and was still doing some reading and comprehension of this sentence before seeing the person running away, thinking whether this sentence was scolding himself or not. Judge Niu Ben next to him convicted him and asked, "Brother Yi, if you are a dog, who is shit?"
Yi Chengli: ...
Yi Chengli looked at him slowly: "Maybe it's you?"
Niu Ben frowned instantly and retorted seriously: "No, I'm straight, I don't do this."
"You don't have to take it seriously when I say it casually." Yi Chengli squatted down and quickly threw the colored boxes on the ground into the box, then stuffed the box into Niuben's hand and said, "Send it here first, I have something to do. "
Regardless of whether Niu Ben agreed or not, Yi Chengli ran towards the direction Ling Qing left, forgetting about other things, today this matter must be made clear.
How can a young man who is clean and self-sufficient be a dog who can't change and eat shit?Framed!This is pure framing!
Yi Chengli held his breath and ran all the way, Ling Qing heard his footsteps and began to speed up, but Yi Chengli had a slight advantage in terms of leg length, and successfully blocked people in the stairwell.
He stretched out his hand to grab Ling Qing's arm, pushed him against the wall in the stairwell, and asked pantingly, "Why run? If you scold someone and run away, what kind of man are you? Tell me clearly, why am I a dog?" Can't change eating shit?"
"Let go." Ling Qing wanted to pull his hand out.
Yi Chengli finally found a breakthrough, which may solve the mystery of Ling Qing's bad attitude towards him, how could he let it go?
He held Ling Qing's hand tightly instead of loosely, staring at Ling Qing while calming down his somewhat anxious breathing: "If you make it clear, I will let go."
The two of them were tugging and tugging in the empty stairwell, the sunlight came in from the window on one side, and the Tyndall effect made Ling Qing even see the dust raised by the two people's actions.
Messy and troubled, just like his current mood.
Ling Qing regretted that he didn't hold back just now, and now that he was caught by Yi Chengli, he must not be fooled casually.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the man in front of him softened his tone and said, "If you scold me, you must let me know why you are scolded. I promise to accept criticism with an open mind and never get angry."
Ling Qing was silent for two seconds, thinking whether he stretched out his head or shrunk his head, he decided to go all out, and asked, "What do you want me to say?"
"You haven't met me before and you don't know me at all. According to your personality, you won't judge a person like that casually." Yi Chengli's voice became more gentle, and he looked into his eyes and asked softly: "You will say that, It's because I did something in your dream, right?"
We are all grown-ups, and we understand everything that can be related to family planning supplies.
Ling Qing hummed as an admission: "It's true that I did something."
"Is it possible that you misunderstood it? Because I don't feel like the kind of person who will love even if he dies." Yi Chengli felt that he had a good understanding of himself.
Ling Qing, the victim with a blooming ass, snorted and laughed: "But you just did it, and people change. Wang Chunfa can raise chickens, why can't you do something you love?"
"Then...that should also be your wish, not as serious as you said."
anti!Yi Chengli was still resisting.
Ling Qing felt the strength on his arm loosen a little, and he didn't struggle to get away, but leaned against the wall and stared at Yi Chengli for a few seconds, and found that this man actually looked expectant, as if he was waiting. He nodded and said yes.
His heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help laughing, then directly broke his imagination, and said word by word: "No, you forced it."
Yi Chengli's pupils shrank for a moment, subconsciously wanting to say that he was joking, but then he thought it was something you love and I want, how could Ling Qing's attitude be so angry just now, and he would not have shown such resistance to himself before.
As if struck by lightning, he slowly let go of Ling Qing's hand, took two steps back and leaned against the handrail of the stairs behind, clutching his forehead and imagining the scene, he cried out in pain: "Ling Qing, my My head hurts a bit."
Ling Qing saw that he was so shocked that he didn't have the strength to ask any more, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then go back and take some ibuprofen, although it probably won't help."
Just when he lifted his leg up two steps, Yi Chengli came back to his senses. He suddenly looked at Ling Qing's back and asked, "Then who did I force in your dream?"
Ling Qing paused, her body tensed immediately, and she didn't answer.
Yi Chengli, who was leaning on the handrail of the stairs, stood up straight, looked at Ling Qing's back and asked, "It should be someone you know, could it be..."
"Why are you asking this?" Ling Qing turned his head and interrupted him, "What happened in the dream didn't happen in reality, do you mean that you want to ask clearly and let him happen for real?"
Yi Chengli shook his head subconsciously: "Of course I didn't mean that."
"That's fine, what's your question?"
Ling Qing raised his legs and walked up, and Yi Chengli followed him two steps behind, keeping silent and thinking about who might be forced by him in Ling Qing's dream.
First of all, in terms of gender, Qian Meili, an excellent and outstanding accountant, should be the first candidate, but from the point of view of rushing to grab the toilet with her, the two of them have no chance in this life.
And in the last days, if you might die tomorrow, everyone starts to be their true self, and gender is not a problem.
Yi Chengli relaxed the conditions, and looking at the people around Ling Qing, he was the first to rule out Dali Dalong Mangzi.
There is no other reason, but these three people can't be forced by ordinary people. If I am with the three of them, the question of who is forcing whom still needs to be deliberated.
Then Wang Chunfa is too old to be impossible, and Niu Ben and three small security guards are left.
Benzi is really not congenial to him, and it is completely impossible until he shines. The three little security guards are comparable to the sisters of the era. .
The more he thought about it, the more dizzy he became. Sitting at the dining table with his eyes blank, he felt like the sky was falling, until Ling Qing put the medicine, hot water, and food for his stomach in front of him, and called him, Yi Chengli I felt like I was back in the world.
He looked at Ling Qing and said thank you, and suddenly realized that he had missed someone.
And this person is far away in the sky and close in front of us.
The author says:
Yi Chengli: Is that your lover?
Ling Qing: I got excited today, my fault.
If Yi Chengli really finished eating a box of durians in one sitting, when he hiccups and opens his mouth to talk, the fragrance will overflow, and the dogs in ten miles and eight villages will know that he is coming.
"I don't think ordinary people would think about eating them all at once. There's no need to think about it." Ling Qing gave Qian Meili a reassuring look, and while no one was paying attention to him, he picked up the box of durians and went home. rush.
The storage room that was locked because Dali and the others came to visit Yi Chengli at home was opened again, and the cold wind blew Ling Qing down.After making sure that the contents inside were not melted, he dragged and dragged the freezer inside back to the small balcony.
As for this box of durians with a unique aroma, Ling Qing thought over and over again, and felt that he still didn't want meat and vegetables to smell of durians, it was his nose's fault.
So in the end this box of durians was placed on a corner shelf on the side, leaving it to be beautiful by itself.
After the power outage, the small balcony with the windows fully opened was blown by cold air directly, and the temperature difference between the living room and kitchen separated by the same door was ten degrees lower, so it was no problem to store food.
Ling Qing tidied up the rest of the food, 1 are lucky that it is winter now, if it is summer and the electricity is cut off, not to mention the food will be spoiled and the rotten zombies will increase the stink, he will be killed first it's too hot.
After tidying things up, Ling Qing took another look at the vegetables he had planted on the big balcony in advance. The lettuce, garlic sprouts, and peppers were all growing very well and energetically, and the bean sprouts that he sent earlier had also grown.
Watering what should be watered, picking and pulling the leaves, Ling Qing was immersed in the joy of growing vegetables on her balcony when she suddenly heard Yan Shuai's angry roar from downstairs.
"It's time to divide the things! If you haven't come down from every household, come down quickly!" Yan Shuai yelled while knocking on the gong he borrowed from Brother Suona, which made his ears hurt.
After resting next to him for a while, Yi Chengli really felt that his headache was gone, and immediately got up to go to help, but after walking a few steps, he remembered that there were still a few broken boxes in the truck that hadn't been taken down.
"Wait a minute!" Yi Chengli yelled loudly, turned around and went to the car, picked up those boxes and said, "Wait a minute, there are still a few unregistered in this car."
With a head injury and part of his vision being blocked by a box, Yi Chengli ran into a group of chasing teenagers who were helping to walk the dog. The leading husky directly hit Yi Chengli's leg, and the dog's paws were still heavy. Hit his foot.
All of a sudden, the dog and the person screamed in fright, Yi Chengli and the box he was holding fell down together, and even the contents of the box spilled out and fell to the ground.
Wang Wang team made great contributions!
When Ling Qing got off the stairs, he saw Yi Chengli kneeling on the ground, his whole head was in a daze, wondering what he was doing?Why did you kneel down all of a sudden?Could it be that there is really a big problem in the brain?
He panicked, and hurried over to help him up, but Niu Ben next to him took a step ahead and helped Yi Chengli who was kneeling on the ground up.
"Brother Yi, are you okay? You didn't hurt yourself." Niu Ben asked.
The nearby parents have already started grabbing their children and scolding them, and the owner of the dog is also training the dog. Seeing that both sides are apologizing to this side, Yi Chengli quickly waved his hands to show that he is fine, patted the ashes on his body and said, "It's fine, the clothes on your body are fine." I didn’t get hurt even if I fell lightly.”
"It's good that you're not injured." Niu Ben heaved a sigh of relief, "I'll help you pick up things."
As a result, the innocent boy squatted down and saw the colorful boxes on the ground, he gasped instantly, and his outstretched hand immediately stopped in the air!
Help!How could it be a family planning product!
Yi Chengli was dumbfounded when he saw it, and subconsciously turned around to see what was written on the box next to him, but he didn't see the box, and saw Ling Qing standing beside him at some point, with his arms folded and his face cold , looked over like a knife in his eyes.
He looked at the box on the ground for a while and then at Yi Chengli for a while, and asked in silence for two seconds, "Who took it back?"
Niu Ben was the first to raise his hand and swear to the sky: "It's not me, the boxes on the car are all brought back by Mr. Yi."
Yi Chengli: ...
Yi Chengli, who was sold in a second: "Benzi, reduce the number of your heavy trucks by one."
Merchants who sell these things now pay attention to protecting the privacy of customers. You can’t see what’s inside the box at all, and you didn’t look carefully when you put it on the box. This was a purely unintentional mistake!
Yi Chengli saw that Ling Qing had a thousand-word explanation before he had time to say it, he heard him sneer, and spit out six words emotionally——
"Dogs can't stop eating shit."
The same is true for Yi Chengli in his dream, he will eat a lot when he comes back from outside, especially these things, he will use them all on himself at night.
At the time, Ling Qing didn't understand where this man's energy came from. He killed zombies during the day to prevent people from looting supplies, and at night he had to cuddle in bed and dig vegetable cellars.
Once he couldn't bear it anymore, he held Yi Chengli's shoulder when the two were intimate, and asked earnestly, "Aren't you tired looking like this?"
In the end, Yi Chengli thought that Ling Qing was asking about the relationship between the two of them, and after a few seconds of silence, he said, "No matter how tired or hard it is for you, I am willing."
That night Ling Qing didn't say another word, thinking that he was He De and how could he encounter such a psychopath, at this time, others had their heads tied to their trouser waists, while Yi Chengli had his head tied to his crotch.
Resby, really Resby.
The picture in his head was like a revolving lantern. The more Ling Qing thought about it, the more he hated it, but he also realized that he had just made a slip of the tongue and shouldn't have said that sentence. Yi Chengli, a man who likes to drink six walnuts, must have heard something.
Seeing that Yi Chengli was still stunned with his mouth open, he decided that the 36-count move would be the most important thing, and let's talk about the yo-yo.Simply turn around and race away, and escape from this place of right and wrong first.
Yi Chengli was really overwhelmed by his sudden criticism. He stood still for two seconds and was still doing some reading and comprehension of this sentence before seeing the person running away, thinking whether this sentence was scolding himself or not. Judge Niu Ben next to him convicted him and asked, "Brother Yi, if you are a dog, who is shit?"
Yi Chengli: ...
Yi Chengli looked at him slowly: "Maybe it's you?"
Niu Ben frowned instantly and retorted seriously: "No, I'm straight, I don't do this."
"You don't have to take it seriously when I say it casually." Yi Chengli squatted down and quickly threw the colored boxes on the ground into the box, then stuffed the box into Niuben's hand and said, "Send it here first, I have something to do. "
Regardless of whether Niu Ben agreed or not, Yi Chengli ran towards the direction Ling Qing left, forgetting about other things, today this matter must be made clear.
How can a young man who is clean and self-sufficient be a dog who can't change and eat shit?Framed!This is pure framing!
Yi Chengli held his breath and ran all the way, Ling Qing heard his footsteps and began to speed up, but Yi Chengli had a slight advantage in terms of leg length, and successfully blocked people in the stairwell.
He stretched out his hand to grab Ling Qing's arm, pushed him against the wall in the stairwell, and asked pantingly, "Why run? If you scold someone and run away, what kind of man are you? Tell me clearly, why am I a dog?" Can't change eating shit?"
"Let go." Ling Qing wanted to pull his hand out.
Yi Chengli finally found a breakthrough, which may solve the mystery of Ling Qing's bad attitude towards him, how could he let it go?
He held Ling Qing's hand tightly instead of loosely, staring at Ling Qing while calming down his somewhat anxious breathing: "If you make it clear, I will let go."
The two of them were tugging and tugging in the empty stairwell, the sunlight came in from the window on one side, and the Tyndall effect made Ling Qing even see the dust raised by the two people's actions.
Messy and troubled, just like his current mood.
Ling Qing regretted that he didn't hold back just now, and now that he was caught by Yi Chengli, he must not be fooled casually.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the man in front of him softened his tone and said, "If you scold me, you must let me know why you are scolded. I promise to accept criticism with an open mind and never get angry."
Ling Qing was silent for two seconds, thinking whether he stretched out his head or shrunk his head, he decided to go all out, and asked, "What do you want me to say?"
"You haven't met me before and you don't know me at all. According to your personality, you won't judge a person like that casually." Yi Chengli's voice became more gentle, and he looked into his eyes and asked softly: "You will say that, It's because I did something in your dream, right?"
We are all grown-ups, and we understand everything that can be related to family planning supplies.
Ling Qing hummed as an admission: "It's true that I did something."
"Is it possible that you misunderstood it? Because I don't feel like the kind of person who will love even if he dies." Yi Chengli felt that he had a good understanding of himself.
Ling Qing, the victim with a blooming ass, snorted and laughed: "But you just did it, and people change. Wang Chunfa can raise chickens, why can't you do something you love?"
"Then...that should also be your wish, not as serious as you said."
anti!Yi Chengli was still resisting.
Ling Qing felt the strength on his arm loosen a little, and he didn't struggle to get away, but leaned against the wall and stared at Yi Chengli for a few seconds, and found that this man actually looked expectant, as if he was waiting. He nodded and said yes.
His heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help laughing, then directly broke his imagination, and said word by word: "No, you forced it."
Yi Chengli's pupils shrank for a moment, subconsciously wanting to say that he was joking, but then he thought it was something you love and I want, how could Ling Qing's attitude be so angry just now, and he would not have shown such resistance to himself before.
As if struck by lightning, he slowly let go of Ling Qing's hand, took two steps back and leaned against the handrail of the stairs behind, clutching his forehead and imagining the scene, he cried out in pain: "Ling Qing, my My head hurts a bit."
Ling Qing saw that he was so shocked that he didn't have the strength to ask any more, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then go back and take some ibuprofen, although it probably won't help."
Just when he lifted his leg up two steps, Yi Chengli came back to his senses. He suddenly looked at Ling Qing's back and asked, "Then who did I force in your dream?"
Ling Qing paused, her body tensed immediately, and she didn't answer.
Yi Chengli, who was leaning on the handrail of the stairs, stood up straight, looked at Ling Qing's back and asked, "It should be someone you know, could it be..."
"Why are you asking this?" Ling Qing turned his head and interrupted him, "What happened in the dream didn't happen in reality, do you mean that you want to ask clearly and let him happen for real?"
Yi Chengli shook his head subconsciously: "Of course I didn't mean that."
"That's fine, what's your question?"
Ling Qing raised his legs and walked up, and Yi Chengli followed him two steps behind, keeping silent and thinking about who might be forced by him in Ling Qing's dream.
First of all, in terms of gender, Qian Meili, an excellent and outstanding accountant, should be the first candidate, but from the point of view of rushing to grab the toilet with her, the two of them have no chance in this life.
And in the last days, if you might die tomorrow, everyone starts to be their true self, and gender is not a problem.
Yi Chengli relaxed the conditions, and looking at the people around Ling Qing, he was the first to rule out Dali Dalong Mangzi.
There is no other reason, but these three people can't be forced by ordinary people. If I am with the three of them, the question of who is forcing whom still needs to be deliberated.
Then Wang Chunfa is too old to be impossible, and Niu Ben and three small security guards are left.
Benzi is really not congenial to him, and it is completely impossible until he shines. The three little security guards are comparable to the sisters of the era. .
The more he thought about it, the more dizzy he became. Sitting at the dining table with his eyes blank, he felt like the sky was falling, until Ling Qing put the medicine, hot water, and food for his stomach in front of him, and called him, Yi Chengli I felt like I was back in the world.
He looked at Ling Qing and said thank you, and suddenly realized that he had missed someone.
And this person is far away in the sky and close in front of us.
The author says:
Yi Chengli: Is that your lover?
Ling Qing: I got excited today, my fault.
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