Haomai Xiansheng

Fang Yitu put on the city god's clothes, took a knife casually, and told the ghost officials left behind in the city god's temple: "Go back and rest, don't worry about anything."

The ghost official knelt on the ground tremblingly: "Loyalty and filial piety, the woman outside is the Seventh Princess of Heaven in the past, with a sword in her hand that is invincible and can kill gods and ghosts." The two city gods in front of you were cut off by her. Lost his body, resigned to recuperate.Marquis, please don't fight with her, or your life will be in danger. "

Fang Yitu's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands, and said with a smirk: "The sword~ Fang is here." It turned out that Jin Wuniang's bandit character was learned from her, and she wanted to grab any good things for fun, especially It is something that can be used on the battlefield such as swords, guns, swords and halberds, armor and BMW, so it is in the heart when you see it.

The ghost official thought she had heard it, so he didn't say anything else, stood up, bowed and left, but didn't dare to go back to the house, hiding behind the curtain and looking at Zhang Bosui, trembling like a sieve.

Fang Yitu wears a crown, a dark red robe, and official boots. Even though he is beardless, he shows his fortitude.Looking from top to bottom, majesty goes down, and from bottom to top, domineering goes up.She sat on the altar, replaced the statue, and stared at Zhang Bosui calmly: "A mere mortal, how dare you offend the government!"

Zhang Bosui held the sword in one hand, pointed at the piece of silk and two ingots of gold on the ground with the tip of the sword, and said loudly: "Chenghuang, take back your things, my son will not marry your daughter!"

Although the appearance of the lowly god that suddenly appeared was different from that of the statue, Zhang Bo knew that the statue looked like a certain city god from before, and that this was a new town god.

Fang Yitu patted the armrest, and shouted in a rough voice, "Zhang Bosui, don't be shameless! Who do you think you are? How dare you shout at our government!"

Zhang Bo was furious. Dong Yong was standing by the door, but at this moment he also felt that his wife's attitude was wrong.He took a step forward and bowed deeply: "Little man Dong Yong, this is Dong Zhang's wife. My wife loves her dearly and offends the City God. Please bear with me."

Fang Yitu's face softened a little, and he said in a hoarse neutral voice: "My father-in-law is exempt from courtesy, forgive Fang for not being polite enough." Zhang Bosui was about to have a seizure, but Dong Yong squeezed his arm, so he held back his silence.

The Chenghuang stared at Zhang Bosui's angry face and pondered for a moment, counted his fingers suspiciously, and said in disbelief: "You actually came to see this mansion for the purpose of retiring the engagement?!"She can also do divination, memorize the hexagrams by rote, and then explain them in a cloudy manner.I can also pinch my fingers, and every time I count my fingers, it is the beginning of nonsense.Fang Yitu had seen an expert who could divination by pinching fingers and looking at the lines on his fingers. After asking for a long time, the expert didn't teach female apprentices, so forget it.

She pretended she didn't hear what Zhang Bosui was yelling pointing at the piece of silk.

Dong Yongke said politely: "The dog is young and has little virtue, ugly and illiterate, so he dare not admire your love."

Fang Yitu snorted coldly: "My wife likes Dong Zhong very much, it is my wife's intention to accept his own marriage proposal and call him a son-in-law. You don't have to shirk it."

Zhang Bo said angrily: "Call your wife out, I'll tell her!"

Fang Yitu turned evil-heartedly, floated down from the altar, stepped forward and pinched Zhang Bosui's face, raised her big hand, sniffed at the tip of her nose, and laughed loudly: "You think everyone is like you, Are you willing to let outsiders see it casually!" In fact, it is not a big deal for a woman to show her face in this dynasty, as long as her feet are not exposed, her arms are not exposed, her breasts are not exposed, it is not considered offensive to do business or talk and walk in the streets. change.

The ghost official who had been hiding behind the curtain let out a weak whimper, rolled his eyes and fell down.

Zhai Niang stomped her feet angrily, and said to herself: Zhigui, Zhigui, it's okay that you usually like to play jokes, but now you are facing Princess Seven, and she doesn't know that you are a woman!I'm afraid it will be troublesome now.

Zhang Bosui was so angry that his eyes almost split open, he pushed Dong Yong away, strode forward, distracted himself with the sword, and stabbed.

Fang Yitu let out a burst of wild laughter, twisted his body and jumped onto the altar, picked up the steel knife placed beside him, and drew it to meet him.

Zhang Bo then deliberately used his sword to chop Huashan Mountain with force, from top to bottom on the top of the City God's head. She knew that the City God would definitely use a knife to meet him. At that time~~~ what he was holding in his hand was the Divine Soldier of the Purple Mansion. It is also one of the best famous swords in the heaven.

Sure enough, Fang Yitu greeted with the knife upwards, and the sword slashed downwards. Although the moves were awkward, the swords and swords intersected, and with one stroke, most of the knife was cut off like cutting tofu.

Fang Yitu was not afraid, he let go of the hand holding the handle of the knife, and when the sword had cut off the knife and had not cut off his own head, he pushed forward violently. The hand that released the handle of the knife seemed to have eyes Hold her forearm as well.Her broad and tall body was almost completely rubbed into her arms, and Zhang Bo quickly retreated.

Zhang Bo then saw that the city god had lost his weapon, and said condescendingly, "You only have this ability, so if you don't apologize for your crime and divorce the marriage, lest I cut out your heart with a single sword."

Fang Yitu waved his fists, looked at her sharply, and licked his lips: "When it comes to Fang's territory, if it's a dragon, you have to let me touch it, if it's a tiger, you have to let me ride it."

Dong Yong swallowed the words 'peace is the most important' and 'don't do anything'. The bastard flirted with his wife. It's shameful that he can't do it without martial arts. It's hard to stop his wife from letting others humiliate her.But if you want him to say something like 'Miss, kill the City God', he also knows that he shouldn't say it.

"Oh, my dear sister, you are so smart." The second princess said with emotion that Princess Longji really had the foresight, but it was not Bo Sui who was in danger, but the loyal and filial Marquis who did not expect Bo Sui to have a sword beside him.

The second princess propped up the mirror of heaven and earth with her strength, and said anxiously: "Hurry up! Send my golden knife to Zhong Xiaohou!" She thought about it, the two city gods in front were seriously injured, then It was because Seventh Sister showed mercy.Facing Fang Yitu, it is absolutely impossible for Seventh Sister to keep someone under her sword. If she is just a city god, it will be fine, but Fang Yitu is a loyal and filial marquis who was just conferred by her mother, and her mother asked her to do this. .

The mother is angry, if Bo Sui Bo Sui's younger sister kills Fang Yitu, and reports to the empress, there will be trouble again, then it will not end well.

The Maojin Saber is also one of the magic weapons of the Zifu, and it is no match for Bo Sui's younger sister's water-dividing sword.Zhongxiaohou himself is not bad at martial arts, and if you give her a knife, she can be evenly matched with Seventh Sister.

Even if she narrowly defeats Bo Sui again as before, Fang Yitu will definitely show mercy.

Fang Yitu was running around trying to grab the sword with his bare hands. Although he passed by Dong Yong several times, he didn't take him as a hostage.

Behind Fang Yitu in the temple, a maid in palace costume suddenly appeared, shouting anxiously: "Lord Zhongxiao, take the knife."

As soon as Fang Yitu turned around, he pulled out the knife from her hand, smirked, and rushed towards Zhang Bosui.As soon as she drew the sword, she became a reckless person who didn't care about her life, with a kind of tossing energy that hated the sky and the ground, as if she had earned her life for another.

As for Zhang Bosui, he was spoiled and raised in the Heavenly Palace, with his parents and sisters pampering him, and the fairies below him. He only knows how to attack but not how to defend. He really thinks that everyone has to give in to him.What's more, two city gods were seriously injured before, so naturally they don't take this arrogant new city god seriously.

The two swords came and went, one sword was as tight as the other, and the sword was as fast as the other.

There are praises as evidence: Qinglong made a move and buried his head, and won with a shoulder strap and a back slash.Withdraw the left hand back to the right side, and pull the tip to offer the fanfare point.The peacock opened its screen to prevent it from wiping the mound, and the two horses backed their stirrups and slashed their heads.The lonely geese came out of the group of pythons and turned over, and the immortals untied their belts and cut them in the middle.

Not long after, the City God showed a flaw... Zhang Bosui grabbed Fang Yitu's hair in his bun, and the knife in Fang Yitu's hand pressed Zhang Bosui's sword, and took the opportunity to kick her hard several times. A pair of legs twisted around hers.

Dong Yong saw that the two had rolled to one place and were deadlocked, and wanted to step forward to help, Di Niang quietly walked out from under the curtain, holding a kitchen knife to restrain him.

Fang Yitu raised her head dripping with sweat, her honey-colored skin exuded a charming atmosphere in the candlelight, her cheeks were flushed and her temples were fluffy, and she gasped, "Mother Di, I haven't seen you draw your sword for many years, you are so beautiful, Coquettish and cute."

The person surnamed Fang is indeed illiterate.

Zhai Niang's phoenix eyes were downcast, her pink face was delicate and red: "You haven't needed my help for many years."

Fang Yitu's free hand slammed into Zhang Bosui's Tanzhong acupoint, she shrank into a ball in embarrassment, Fang Yitu rolled on the ground, before he could stand up, he twisted and slashed at Zhang Bosui, screaming wildly Said: "Don't talk nonsense, I can't do anything without you."

Di Niang trembled slightly, raised her head to look at him, with tears in her eyes, but very pleased.In the end, he just pushed Dong Yong out of the temple, closed the door, and continued to watch the two fight.

Fang Yitu took advantage of his spare time and boasted: "Good lady, you really have a good understanding."

At the end, Fang Yitu tugged at the collar of the blue jacket, revealing a honey-colored neck and a muscular broad chest, and smiled recklessly: "Zhang Bosui, if you have the ability, cut off my head. If you have no ability, don't mess around here. .”

Zhang Bo was ashamed and angry, his body trembling slightly: "Do you know who my sister is?"

"The eldest princess of Yaochi, Princess Longji." Fang Yitu grinned, and said in a hoarse and charming voice: "Do you know who Fang's lord is? The golden mother of Yaochi is also, and the young lord is Princess Longji .”

Zhang Bo said angrily: "It seems that I was bullied by dogs when the tiger fell into Pingyang."

Fang Yitu's face darkened, and he said: "You can't even drive a dog in the heaven. You can't talk. The empress has demoted you to a mortal, and you are a mortal. There is no elixir that can heal you. If you agree to the marriage, Fang will protect the safety of your Dong family in office, if not, don’t blame this government for acting according to the rules of heaven.”

Zhang Bo laughed back in anger, "Heavenly rules? Is there any reason in the heavenly rules to force mortals to die and marry ghosts and gods?"

Fang Yitu snorted loudly, and said: "You are married to a mortal, what are the rules of heaven with Fang? Zhang Bosui, you should know the origin of this knife in my hand. It was not sent by my mother. It was sent by Princess Longji. You are arrogant and unscrupulous because you have the protection of the heavens. Now that the heavens do not protect you, what is the difference between you and ordinary people."

"You are unfaithful as a minister and unfilial as a daughter, what face do you have to speak wild words in front of me, a loyal and filial prince?"

Fang Yitu was sweating in his heart, it was so dangerous, so dangerous, the fight was so enjoyable that he almost forgot that benevolence, righteousness and morality are the most important.

Fang Yitu was sweating profusely. When he returned to the inner room to change clothes, he saw Di Niang had prepared a cold water bath tub. She took off her naked body several times and jumped in. She was immediately shocked: "It's so cold! My lady." , I am so happy!"

Di Niang patted her face with the towel, and walked away shyly.

Fang Yitu grabbed her sleeve and said, "Won't you wipe my back?"

Di Niang came back shyly, twisted the phone out of the cold water, and gently wiped her back: "The scars on your body are gone!"

"Yeah, this is the biggest benefit since I became an immortal, besides being able to see you again. Those old wounds don't hurt anymore. The scars are not important. The Queen Mother wiped them with pearl cream for half a year. Basically, I can see all kinds of scars." No. Niang Zhai, think about it, when the queen mother can see me, remind me to see her."

Zhai Niang thought that Zhigui became a fairy because she died, and when the queen mother could see her, the queen mother probably died too, so she responded softly and stopped talking.

"Ah~ It's a pity that I can't snatch that precious sword. Even if I do snatch it, someone has to come and tell me to send the sword back."

Di Niang complained softly: "Don't always act like a bandit, okay?"

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "You can't forget your roots!"

Lie down in the cold tub, closed her eyes and let Di Niang's soft and slender hands rub her scalp, and sighed comfortably: "Go and persuade Seventh Princess."

Zhai Niang leaned down worriedly, her eyebrows slightly raised, which was better than Xizi holding her heart: "Can you do it? I heard that the gods not only persuaded her, but also used various methods of coercion and temptation, but failed to persuade her." After all, she is a nobleman of the Tian family, unlike ordinary people, will she really grit her teeth and carry it to the end, so that it will be difficult for you to explain in front of your mother?"

Fang Yitu closed his eyes and touched her face, the cold hands felt very comfortable in this summer moon day, her voice was slightly hoarse, and her lazy tone was full of confidence: "Humans, who would rather die for themselves than submit , and can also kneel and kowtow for the one you love."

Di Niang said softly: "If the cow doesn't drink water and forcefully presses the head, it's not a solution. In my opinion." Fang Yitu touched her neck with a pair of icy cold hands, Di Niang shook her body and threw her hands away: "Don't touch me!"

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "Come here with your ears, I have a clever plan!"

After Zhang Bosui returned home, he sat on the edge of Dong Zhong's bed and cried for half the night. Dong Zhong woke up rubbing his eyes, glanced at her, and jumped up in shock: "Mother, why are you crying? What did my son do wrong? Angry? Mother, if you tell me, my son will definitely change."

When Zhang Bosui heard this, he burst into tears: "What to change, it's too late. Who told you to strike up a conversation with a female ghost in the Town God's Temple, it's too late to regret it now!"

Dong Zhong's face was red and white: "Mother, my son is wrong. But you don't want to cry like this after saying a few words for your son."

"Why can't I! Why can't I! The city god agreed to the marriage, and will take your soul away for marriage in a few days, and mother will never see you again!" Zhang Bo touched his eyes and burst into tears: "Mother I had a fight with the City God, but I haven't had a fight..."

"Uh... mother..."

"Originally, my mother's weapon is sharp, and the city god can only fight with bare hands, but for some reason, someone suddenly gave him a knife." Zhang Bo then thought of this, and his heart became more entangled, and he said: I am a water sword. Belonging to one of the 27 purple mansion magic weapons, it is invincible in the mortal world, and even the weapons of the lower gods are no match. Only the weapons forged by the Daluo Jinxian can go head-to-head with my water-dividing sword... I don’t know exactly how, but it’s just a mere one Chenghuang, a low-ranking little fairy, why would someone send him such a magical weapon...

Zhang Bo thought to himself: As long as this city god has any relationship, he will not be sent to me to be the city god, but if he is not related, who gave him the weapon?Could it be said that sending weapons to him was not because of the City God himself, but because it was me, Zhang Bosui, who was fighting the enemy?

But no matter what, if it was the original situation, just talk to Big Sister Longji and everything will be resolved.Up to now... I can't beat that damned City God, so there's nothing I can do...

Di Niang was wearing a green dress, holding a blue oil-paper umbrella in her hand, her hair was tied up with a jasper hairpin, and a half-opened nasturtium was inserted on her sideburns, and Fang Yitu was standing beside her in a green robe and a bamboo hat. , knocked on Dong's door.

Dong Yong came out and asked through the door, "Who is it?"

Fang Yitu said in a deep voice, "Is it Mr. Dong's house?"

Dong Yong opened the door and said, "I don't dare to be a student, I'm just a talented teacher."

Fang Yitu pushed Di Niang in front of him, and when Dong Yong opened the door and saw a woman, he quickly stepped back half a step and lowered his head to stop looking at her face, only to feel a burst of lotus fragrance blowing over his face: "Are you okay?" He didn't I recognized this woman as the woman who put a bloody kitchen knife on his neck last night and pushed him out of the Town God's Temple.Because he didn't see the face of the Madam Chenghuang last night, and he didn't see the face of this woman today.

Niang Zhai didn't seem to expect that a man came to open the door, so she took half a step back, bowed lightly, and said softly: "I am the third lady of the lotus flower, and I am an old friend of Mrs. Zun. Seeing Bo Sui's sister crying today, I dare not tie my hands. Watch from the sidelines, and come here to point out a clear path."

Dong Yongzheng was so worried by Zhang Bosui's crying, and when he heard the name again, it was obviously a lotus fairy, so he hurriedly said: "Is this lady an old friend of my wife? Please come in."

Di Niang went in, Dong Yong glanced at Fang Yitu, Fang Yitu clasped his fists together: "My surname is Lian, and I am the husband-in-law of the third lady. Mr. Dong can do as he pleases."

Dong Yong returned the gift, saying in his heart that your wife is a lotus, and you are a lotus root, right?I figured it out. "Where is Brother Lian from? How far is it to get here?"

Fang Yitu smiled slightly, and helped the bamboo hat: "Where there is a lake, it is Lian's hometown."

Di Niang knocked on the door of the thatched cottage by herself, and said softly, "Is elder sister Bo Sui there? Don't cry anymore, the third lady has something to say to elder sister."

Zhang Bo then came out to open the door, wiped his red eyes, and said in a crying voice, "Who are you?"

Di Niang bit the bullet and bowed deeply: "I am the third lady of the lotus."

Zhang Bo thought for a while: "I don't seem to know you."

Di Niang gathered herself together, and said to herself, she is just a mortal now, she can't see that she is not a lotus demon, so show the courage to cheat and steal!Her eyes were sincere and her smile was gentle: "You don't know many people, but there are very few people who don't know you."

Zhang Bosui snorted, and said: "That makes sense." She turned sideways and let the woman in green into the room: "Just now I heard you said that you want to show me a clear way, let me listen to it."

Zhai Niang said: "The only way is to compare your heart with your heart."

Zhang Bo frowned: "How do you say that?"

"You don't want to marry the city god's daughter after your son dies, and you can't see each other again. The golden mother also doesn't want you to marry a mortal without thinking. What's more, you have been thinking about it for half a year. The golden mother In the sky, I only know that you are only half a stick of incense, and you want to marry a mortal from the lower realm, if you want to marry the daughter of the city god, how would you feel?"

Zhang Bo shouted sharply: "He dares!"

Dong Zhong stood aside and said in a low voice, "Mother, I don't dare."

Zhai Niang continued to say softly and with a smile on her face: "What's more, you are so beautiful and pure, the empress must suspect that you were seduced by him, just like the city god forcibly recruiting a son-in-law as a son-in-law. Do you want your son to marry a son-in-law?" Good-looking daughter-in-law, the empress also wants you to find a husband who has both ability and virtue."

Zhang Bo then turned his face away: "Dong Lang is a husband with both ability and political integrity."

Zhai Niang said: "But the empress first knew that the precious daughter had a husband, not that he had both ability and political integrity. Aren't you also interested in knowing the appearance of the daughter of the City God?"

Zhang Bosui immediately said: "I don't care if she is good or not, if you want to snatch my son!" After saying this, she was secretly annoyed and kept silent.

Di Niang stood up and gave a salute: "This is all I have said. If you have a heart for the Golden Mother, someone will definitely give you a helping hand."

Zhang Bosui also stood up, and said with a complicated expression, "I'll see you off."

Zhai Niang said: "My husband sent me here, please stay." Don't see Zhigui, the two of you had a lively fight last night, I'm afraid you can recognize her from her appearance and smell.

Zhang Bo then nodded: "Zhong'er, take Auntie out for mother."

Di Niang came out of the thatched hut and saw Fang Yitu tucking the hem of his long robe into his belt, and squatting with Dong Yong in the vegetable field surrounded by the fence wall. Dong Yong was telling him how to fry broad beans from young to old. Stew and stew.This is really a good hand for farming and cooking.

Not long after, Fang Yitu put the cap on the pen and carried it back to her bosom. She had dipped the dry ink on the inkstone with a wet pen, picked up the palm-sized lotus-patterned octagonal inkstone box, covered it with a cloth and wrapped it. Put it in your arms, say goodbye and leave.

That night, a letter that Zhang Bo had been contemplating all day burned up in the twilight, and was sent directly to Princess Longji.

Princess Longji was overjoyed after watching it, and hurriedly sent it to Yaochi to present it to the golden mother.

Mother Jin looked at the letter and wept three handkerchiefs with joy, then sobbed and said: "Longji, pass the decree to call Zhongxiaohou back to the Heavenly Court and tell her not to hurt Dong Zhong."