Haomai Xiansheng

Fang Yitu took Di Niang's arm.Looking as if he had returned from victory, he arrived outside the Nantian Gate, took the imperial decree summoned by the Golden Mother and the token of Zhongxiaohou, and entered the door, and said a few polite words to the magic gift red who was on duty, and evaluated himself by the way.

In the north, it is common to hear that the Heavenly King Mo Lihong has a higher title than her. This is normal. Those who guard the gates of the palace are always loyal ministers. For example, after Xue Rengui pacified Korea, he was still the guard of Xuanwu Gate. .Hmm... From the perspective of momentum, I am not his opponent.

There's no way, people have practiced martial arts since the Shang and Zhou dynasties until now, and they have become immortals for less than three days, and they haven't practiced martial arts yet.

When Mo Lihong handed over the token, she saw Di Niang standing beside her like a virtuous wife, she couldn't help being taken aback, and said subconsciously: "The heavenly court strictly prohibits the affair between a man and a woman."

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "Ms. Di is my good sister, but I asked her to be the wife of the City God once when I was the City God. There is no man."

Mo Lihong was stunned, shook her big head like a wheat bucket, and said: "Although the affair between a daughter and a daughter is not written in the heavenly rules, if it is found out, it will not end well."

Fang Yitu cupped his fists: "Thank you, Heavenly King, for reminding me."

Mo Lihong froze for a moment, then cupped her fists together: "Marquis Zhongxiao is being polite."

"Things happen for a reason." She explained: "When I was in the mortal world, I usually pretended to be a man for convenience. Heavenly King, look at this figure, isn't he a handsome man?"

Mo Lihong nodded, and couldn't help laughing: "In the green forest of the mortal world, you really look like a handsome young man in men's clothing."

Fang Yitu saw that he didn't like politeness. Although this place is Nantianmen, it is inaccessible after all, so he changed his words and said you and me: "There are always many people who have daughters of the right age who want to be my father-in-law. If it is a woman, it will either attract criticism or they have a son of the right age in their family. When they are better than others, there will be some bullshit that a good man does not fight with a woman. Don't say that you are a woman, just refute people's face and it will be difficult to do things in the future. This, sometimes it is Fang Zhai. I save trouble, and she is not helpless."

Mo Lihong smiled and shook her head: "The mortal etiquette is really annoying sometimes."

Fang Yitu raised his eyebrows, and said in a hoarse voice with a domineering tone, "Isn't it? If I win, I win. If I lose, I'm not as skilled as others. Death is my business. Why bother?"

Mo Lihong laughed: "Your temper is really aggressive, but it's tempered. If you are a man, I really should call you Brother Fang."

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "Brother Tianwang, I bid farewell."

Fang Yitu dragged Di Niang into the Nantian Gate, and after walking not far, he saw Ji You still fluttering in his clothes and said with a straight face: "I have been waiting for you for a long time. Your Majesty has summoned you."

Fang Yitu said seriously: "Should Fang take a bath and change his clothes before going to see the empress?"

Ji You said: "Your Majesty called urgently, don't worry about those red tapes."

Following the unsmiling Ji You outside Yao Chi, Fang Yitu stood still, and Di Niang straightened her collar and belt, tugged at the sleeves, and flicked the dirt on the hem of her dress.All the immortals looked sideways at him, wondering where did this idiot come from, rushing to be so intimate and rude with women in Yaochi.Fang Yitu pointed to the Maojin knife tied on his belt, and said in a low voice, "I shouldn't have brought the knife into the palace, take it off."

Di Niang untied the wish-fulfilling knot, held the golden saber in her hands and said, "It's done."

Fang Yitu took out the Queen Mother's imperial decree from his arms and handed it to her: "Give it to me, save it."

Zhai Niang took it with both hands, put it in her arms, and said: "I know, you go quickly."

Ji You's face was as gloomy as ever, he led her into the hall, and said with a sneer in a low voice: "Marquis Zhongxiao is such a big show, in Yaochi, he is also served by people."

Fang Yitu said indifferently: "Miss Zhai is mine, and after she made her into a fairy, she gave her to me. She groomed me and never violated the etiquette. Why not?"

Ji You snorted coldly, stood outside the palace door and bowed: "I want to report to your Majesty, the Marquis of Zhongxiao is already waiting outside the palace."

A palace lady came out to greet her, with a smile on her face and a deep salute: "Your Majesty ordered Zhong Xiaohou to come in quickly."

Fang Yitu smiled at her, stepped into the hall, pushed the golden mountain and inverted the jade pillar, prostrated himself on the ground: "Your loyal and filial lord, Fang Yitu, pay homage to your empress."

"Excuse me." The golden mother smiled gracefully and amiably: "Fang Qing has worked hard, and I have been tired these days. Give me wine."

Gong'e floated over with a silver pot and jade cup, poured a glass, and Fang Yitu drank it, only to feel that the wine he drank in the past was swill, and only this sweet and mellow wine was wine.Another glass was poured, and she drank it down again.After drinking three glasses in a row, Gong'e stopped pouring the wine. Fang Yitu was so greedy that he hooked his hands, showing a charming smile full of masculinity, and said in a low voice, "Please trouble the fairy to pour another glass." ah.

Gong'e turned her head to look at Jin Mu, Jin Mu was very happy holding Zhang Bosui's letter, and had no time to take care of her drinking.That Gong'e blushed and thought about it, but the empress didn't say how many glasses of wine she would give, she poured several more glasses for Zhong Xiaohou.

Fang Yitu was slightly drunk, and said, "How can there be so many cups after drinking such a small pot?"

Gong'e chuckled, raised her bright eyes to look at Fang Yitu, who was tall and dressed in men's clothing, and said softly in a clear and sweet voice: "Your Majesty Zhongxiao doesn't know that this jug is also a magic weapon, although it can't hold the three rivers and five lakes." Daming Lake is full of water. Ever since it was filled with wine, the empress has used this pot to give wine to her courtiers over the years. You are a loyal and filial lord, and you are good at drinking. It is nothing more than ten altars and eight altars. How can you drink it all? As much as a lake?"

Fang Yitu's drunken eyes were hazy, he looked down at the petite Gong'e in front of him, and said with a smile: "Listening to what you say is better than reading for ten years."

Ji You stood by the door in the hall, and said to himself: Shameless!Niang Zhai knows that you are so shameless!

Mother Jin was in the right mood, so she didn't care what Fang Yitu said to Gong'e after drinking a few more glasses of wine, and said, "Fang Qing has made great contributions, just say what you want."

Fang Yitu cheered up, and said respectfully: "It's my duty to take care of your empress."

Jin Mu said: "It's not easy to do the job well. Fang Qing, don't refuse, just say what you want."

Fang Yitu said: "When I was fighting with the Seventh Princess, the Seventh Princess cut off the steel knife in the hand of the minister. If there was no Shangxian who borrowed this precious sword to resist the minister in a critical moment, the minister would lose his life at this moment, and there would be no death. It is a matter of serving the Seventh Princess. If the empress wants to reward, the Shangxian who lent the sword to the minister should take the first place."

The mother of gold said: "Who is so timely?"

Fang Yitu said: "I am ashamed, I don't know."

"Fang Qing is helpless in the heavenly court, and it's a newcomer, so don't be ashamed. Bring me the knife."

Fang Yitu looked at Gong'e who walked in front of Tingting Tingting, and said: "The minister untied the knife before meeting the empress. Please make a hard trip and go to find Di Niang outside the palace." Gong'e smiled slightly, and said softly: "Heaven is no match. The mortal is dull, Zhong Xiaohou will not need to unarm in the future." After saying that, he walked quickly to the door.Fang Yitu suddenly raised his head to look at Mother of Jin, then lowered his head again, repeating this, hesitant to speak.

Mother Jin was in a good mood, and said, "Fang Qing has something to say, you might as well speak it out."

"I have a merciless request." Fang Yitu lifted his robe and knelt down, looked up at the golden mother while drinking, with tears in his tiger eyes, and said very sincerely: "I have been with Di Niang since childhood, and she has been with you several times. I sacrificed my life to save my minister, but also ruined my life for my minister. I know that the heavenly court strictly forbids men and women from giving and receiving privately, but I know that Zhai Niang has suffered and suffered all these years, and she has no regrets and no regrets because I used to be a fake husband and wife with her. I want to call her my wife in private after two years of mourning. I know that my mother strictly abides by the rules of heaven. She is the seventh princess and is demoted to mortals for violating the rules of heaven. However, I and Di Niang are not male and female, nor are they husband and wife. I can only thank her with a false name, and I also ask the empress for permission."

Princess Longji was correcting the memorial in a place separated by a screen, and smiled knowingly when she heard her mention of the Seventh Princess and her own request.The plain hand patted the Long Shuan and nodded.

Mother of Jin thought for a while and said: "You just happened to die, and it is very rare for her to die as a martyr. If you are a man, it is okay even if I marry you two, but you..." She looked at it and frowned. Fang Yitu, with an expectant expression on his face, sighed: "Forget it, pass the decree, and seal the daughter of the Zhai family as Mrs. Zhong Xiaohou, and the Zhai family will practice with the master."

Fang Yitu was overjoyed, kowtowed his head three times, excited: "Fang Yitu kowtows to thank you for your kindness." In fact, he didn't want to pass Di Niang on Ming Road right now, but he had to take advantage of the wine and plan for the future.

Jin Mu sighed, shook her head and smiled: "You should have asked for something else. Forget it, success also values ​​love, and failure also values ​​love." She said to herself, you should ask Bengong to find you a famous teacher, or You want someone with real skills among the officials in the heavenly court to teach you how to practice, but you want a verbal title, so it doesn't matter.

Gong'e brought the golden saber and said softly, "I report to you, this is the golden saber, the second princess's weapon, and it is one of the magic weapons of the Purple Mansion."

The golden mother said: "Fang Qing, go and return the precious sword, and thank the second princess."

"I obey the order." Fang Yitu took the sword, bowed and exited the hall, but staggered as soon as he walked towards Di Niang.

Di Niang supported her, and said strangely: "Why do you smell like alcohol? It smells so good."

Fang Yitu put his hands on her shoulders, stood still, tried his best to gather his mind, still raised his face and said with a smirk: "Your Majesty gave me wine, I can't bear the strength of wine." She closed her eyes and tried to force the wine out of her body, but failed.He said in a daze, "This knife belongs to the second princess. Do you think I will get drunk before returning the knife?"

Di Niang said softly: "I think I'm almost drunk now. Go back and rest before you collapse, don't let me carry you back." She took Fang Yitu's arm, Before he fell down, he dragged her back to the palace where he was temporarily staying, and gently helped her take off her coat and untie her hair.

Fang Yitu was drunk but dishonest, and suddenly sang: "I am a man with strong ambition, and I found a wife, Erniang Yasaisun. She is taller than me when standing, longer than me when sitting, and has bigger feet than me. She is stronger than me." I am strong, beat and scold and set up the family law, I will discipline my mother-in-law at the risk of death."

Zhai Niang laughed and said, "What's wrong with you?"

Fang Yitu's face darkened: "That's what Fang Luo thought, I know." She leaned back and just fell asleep.

After Fang Yitu snored and fell asleep, Di Niang wiped the thin sweat from her forehead, turned her head to pour a cup of tea, but saw Ji You looking at her with a serious face.Ji You was leaning against the window, the green bamboos outside the window, the soft sunlight passing through the bamboo leaves and the window lattice shone on her hair and side face, like a poem and a picture.

Di Niang straightened her temples quickly, and said softly: "Is there something wrong with my body? Why does the fairy look at my body like this?"

Ji You looked at her with probing eyes, and said lightly, "Why are you so careful with her?"

Di Niang was surprised: "Zhigui is my lord, so I must do my best to serve the lord."

Ji You didn't seem to understand such words, and asked again: "Why do you want her to be your master?"

Zhai Niang said: "She treats me wholeheartedly, I should repay her kindly and live up to her chivalry."

Ji You smiled inexplicably, shook his head and left.The slender figure seemed a little lonely, but Zhai Niang just made a pot of strong tea, ready to put the spout into Fang Yitu's mouth, and let her drink some tea to hangover.

Not long after, a palace lady came to deliver a message, saying: "The second princess called Zhongxiao Hou to go and have a talk."

Zhai Niang confessed: "The Marquis Zhongxiao is overwhelmed by alcohol and is still in a coma. When the Marquis wakes up, I will tell you."

Princess Longji was in charge of drafting the decree many years ago. She also drafted the decree for the two matters of conferring the title of Marquis Zhong Xiaohou and Yan'er of the Zhai family, and returning Zhang Bosui to the fairyland.Princess Longji smiled as she wrote: "Your Majesty, the announcement of Seventh Sister's return to the fairyland will cause an uproar in the Three Realms."

The golden mother rubbed her forehead: "How can I let my daughter suffer outside because of a few criticisms from others. Just order them to shut up."

Princess Longji smiled and said: "Mother, although Bo Sui was demoted to a mortal and returned to Yaochi, although it is not a small matter, it is not as big as the marriage between Zhong Xiaohou and Zhai's daughter. As Bo Sui's younger sister, the immortals may be just What to say, I have to praise my mother for her wisdom. But Zhong Xiaohou and Zhai's daughter are both women, and their marriage is against yin and yang, and there will be chaos after telling the Three Realms."

Jin Mu frowned and said: "You are right, but I have already agreed to Fang Qing, so how can you go back on your word."

"It is precisely the matter of Zhongxiaohou's marriage that overwhelms the matter of Seventh Sister." Princess Longji smiled sweetly: "Zhongxiaohou's request for marriage is not only to thank Zhai Niang for his life and death, but also to preserve the face of the Tian family. , this son-in-law heard what she said inside and out. She is on the cusp of the storm, and the empress must keep her."

"This palace did not expect it." Mother Jin smiled with satisfaction: "In the heaven, life is boundless, and there are many tired and lazy people. It is really rare to have someone who does things well."

Princess Longji said: "Your Majesty, the peach feast is coming soon, and I want to call the loyal and filial Marquis over to help my servant."