Haomai Xiansheng

Fang Diji's ancestral hall has statues of Diji and San Yizi.Fang Yitu was worried that Chen Liang Wang Qianjin Wuniang could not resist the temptation of the fairies, so he sent the three children back to the ancestral hall in the capital to cultivate their minds, breathe out their spirits, and take care of things like incense and induction, leaving only Di Niang by your side.

Since ancient times, there has been a rule to go to the Ministry of Rites to perform rituals before meeting the emperor. Before the Ministry of Rites was established, there were places such as Honglu Temple to guide etiquette.Naturally, there are also in the heavenly court. Ji You and Hu Ban explained to her the full set of heavenly court etiquette, and familiarized herself with the ranks of officials in the heavenly court, the ranks of nobles, and the ranks of herself.

Fortunately, it took her a few months to learn the red tape of the mortal king, and now she only needs to quietly memorize an official form, attach a title level, and circle her position with a red circle. It is enough for a person to be higher and nobler than himself, as long as he is not rude to his superiors and more polite to his subordinates, nothing will go wrong.In fact, there is more room in the heavenly court. Except for three worships and nine kowtows to God Haotian and Yaochi Jinmu at the court meeting, one bow is enough for the rest of the time. For the princess and important ministers, as long as they are not the gods who govern themselves, they can meet with their peers Jishou or Baoquan and Wanfu are all fine.

As for the lack of official uniforms in the Heavenly Court, Fang Yitu didn't know whether it was good or bad.Without official uniforms, there is no need to memorize the patterns of each level.You don't have to pay attention to whether the color is transcendent or humble when you wear clothes, but without official uniforms, you can't tell whether a person wearing Taoist robes is a Daluo Jinxian or an earth immortal.

The requirements for the female fairy are: dignified manners, not showing teeth when crying or laughing, not showing feet when walking, not shaking head, standing not leaning on the door, not walking an inch, sitting not kneeling, standing not shaking skirts, not squinting.He is unsmiling, elegant in manner, reserved and easy-going, and his emotions are invisible.Do not see injustice, do not listen to injustice.In fact, this is fine in front of His Majesty and Empress.

After thoroughly understanding the etiquette, she followed the words of the third princess and went to see Princess Longji who 'acted on behalf of the authority of the heaven'.

Fang Yitu was dressed in green clothes, without any makeup, bowed quietly, and said in a deep voice: "My loyal and filial lord, Fang Yitu, pay homage to Princess Longji."

Princess Longji was sitting behind the Longshu case, flipping through a volume of documents in her hand, and said calmly: "Excuse me." This Princess Longji is very good-looking, as evidenced by praise:

The black silk is skillfully combed into a dragon bun, and a jasper hairpin is placed horizontally in the bun; beside the hairpin, there are two gold and silver flower covers, and the middle of the cover flower is enamel blue.

Under the orchid are ingot ears, and eight treasure rings hang from the ears; the ring is embroidered with dark clouds rolling all over the sky, and the skirt is lined with skirts.

The skirt belt tied inside the shirt hangs small money; the money swings and jingles, making the sound like playing three strings.

The string is like a full moon with a peach blossom face, and the face is like a lotus willow with curved eyebrows; under the curved eyebrows are apricot eyes, and the autumn water in the eyes contains love.

Looking at Yuzhu nose with affection, the cherries under the nose are sweet like honey;

Fang Yitu stood up and said, "I would like to serve as the City God of Zhang Bosui's location temporarily." She already knew the ranks of officials and ranks, and knew that the Marquis of Zhongxiao was dozens of ranks higher than the City God.

Princess Longji said: "Accordingly, this matter should be agreed." She paused, picked up another scarlet pen, and ticked a few names on the long scroll, her face sinking like water: "Although Bo Sui is a mortal But I have a sisterhood with Gu, so I can't just sit back and watch her be bullied by others. Gu knows Fang Qing's ability, and it is right to use it on others ruthlessly, but I can't take it lightly when I use it on Zhang Bosui." So, you The plan was cancelled, don't try to force and hurt Bo Sui.

Fang Yitu said neither humble nor overbearing: "Don't dare. The minister is just repaying his own body with his own way."

Princess Longji frowned: "What do you mean by Fang Qing's words?"

Fang Yitu said: "What the empress hates is that Zhang Bosui is full of resentment and anger. What Zhang Bosui resents and angers is that the empress does not care about the private affairs of the young children. In the past, one was a mother and the other was a daughter. There was a difference between heaven and earth, and Zhang Bosui was natural. I can't understand the heart of a loving mother. Now she also has a son. If she experiences her son privately hiring a mortal who will never return, she will definitely repent, and she will no longer hate her mother. What I did was to hire her son as a aunt, and never let him go back."

Princess Longji heaved a sigh of relief, her expression softened a bit: "How can this be done?"

"Since ancient times, life and death have been different paths, so they should not be close together. Ghosts and gods should not gather with mortals. The minister is the city god, and her son is hired as the son-in-law. Mother and child will naturally go the same way."

Princess Longji said: "Heavenly rules are strict, gods are not allowed to marry mortals, and mortals are not allowed to marry gods. This matter does not work."

"Does Zhang Bosui also know about this?"

Princess Longji smiled a little, and said: "This rule has existed since the Heavenly Court... That's why Bo Sui was demoted to a mortal."

"What I have to do is to only accept the soul as a son-in-law, not an ordinary person."

Princess Longji yelled, and said with a smile on her face: "Fang Qing is really smart, what more do you want?"

Fang Yitu said: "The minister is the city god, and his family member Di Niang must be temporarily the wife. A lovely girl is also needed as a daughter."

Princess Longji said: "Shizhu, you go with the Marquis of Zhongxiao." The [-]-year-old girl came out and kowtowed to Princess Longji: "I obey." Qi, exhaling like blue: "Shi Zhu has met Zhong Xiaohou."

Fang Yitu bowed to return the salute: "Fairies don't need to be too polite." Looking up and down at this girl, she is really a charming beauty.

Fang Yitu said: "There is one more thing, which is very important."

"Fang Qing, but it doesn't matter."

"Zhang Bo was demoted to a mortal. Is he really a mortal? Does he have no spells?"

"Fang Qing, don't worry, Bo Sui really has no Taoism, but she still has many ways to capture ghosts and gods in her heart, which can only be washed away after reincarnation."

"That being the case, everything is ready over there."

Princess Longji ticked off and wrote a decree to make Fang Yitu, the loyal and filial Marquis, the city god of a certain place.

Fang Yitu bowed again: "The minister leads the decree." Then he left with Shi Zhu.

After she left, Princess Longji was still flustered, so she called the second princess and said, "Second sister, keep an eye on Bo Sui's consolation, and don't relax for a moment."

The second princess was surprised and said: "Mother is going to launch another crusade? Last time, she captured Seventh Sister, but after she committed suicide by taking poison, she even used a golden pill to save her life."

Princess Longji was a little anxious, and said: "That's not the case. Mother taught Zhong Xiaohou about Bo Sui."

"Who is it? Who did mother seal again?"

Princess Longji said: "Fang Yitu, Fang Diji, and the third younger sister are always nagging about how many people the surname Fang killed, how many people the surname Fang assassinated, and who the surname Fang framed."

The second princess answered: "The one surnamed Fang fell into danger and escaped from danger. The one surnamed Fang turned himself into a beggar and went to tell fortunes for others. The one surnamed Fang fought with someone for loyalty. It turned out to be the poor monk that day. She is really good enough, she looks like a man. Could it be that Third Sister has taken a fancy to her?"

Princess Longji said: "That doesn't matter, what is forbidden in heaven is the affair between a man and a woman, so don't care about it. Second sister, think about it, this Fang Yitu is a famous murderer. Can she be polite to Bo Sui?"

The second princess said: "Good sister, why did you forget, she is also a smart person. Don't say that she has just come to the heavenly court, and she is not stable. When she dares not offend you, even if she has been in the heavenly court for a long time, how can she not?" Knowing that the seven of us sisters are like-minded in the heavenly court, Bo Sui has a backing. Even if she uses all means to win favor in front of the empress, Dong Yong is the one to be right, not our worrisome and painful sister Bo Sui. .”

Princess Longji took her hand and begged: "I don't have time, so you just have to work hard for a few days and take care of Bosui, I beg you."

In the Town God's Temple, where the incense is still very good, Fang Yitu met the local land mountain god after he took office, so he ordered to fix side dishes and prepare good wine.

Fang Yitu is in the middle, Di Niang and Shi Zhu are sitting around.Fang Yitu poured two glasses of wine, and handed Shi Zhu a glass: "Fang is ordered, and I dare not disobey. It's just that this matter depends on the fairy, and Fang respects the fairy."

Shi Zhu took the wine glass, glanced at Fang Yitu's tall figure, listened to her slightly hoarse and neutral voice, lowered her eyes a little shyly, and said softly: "Princess ordered Shi Zhu to obey Zhong Xiaohou's order." , if you have an order, Shi Zhu will definitely obey."

Fang Yitu glanced at Zhai Niang, smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Zhang Bosui and Dong Yong's son Dong Zhongnian were only eight years old, and it was the time when they first fell in love. If there is a girl as charming as a fairy, let him take a look. It's done."

Shi Zhu was stunned: "That's it, that's all?"

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "It's just that for the fairy, but for a certain Fang Zhigui, it is indeed incomparable. With the appearance of Fang and his wife, hehe, not to mention Dong Zhong's mother is also a national beauty Tianxiang, if there is no Fairy again, Fang will definitely not be able to carry out this plan. It is respect for Fang to do it first."

Si Zhu's cheeks were flushed even before she drank.After barely drinking half a glass, he had to put down the glass, but he was already drunk. Tao Taoran said: "There is no feast without wine. Let me dance~"

Fang Yitu laughed loudly: "Niang Di is good at playing the pipa, and I am also good at dancing the pipa. What kind of dance is Shi Zhu's sister good at?"

Shi Zhu flung herself into her arms, giggling coquettishly, and said unrestrainedly: "My concubine also dances with a green waist~"

Di Niang gave her a sour look, and hugged the pipa inlaid with tortoiseshell.Niang Zhai said heartily: You once said that if you are a man, marry me as your wife, and you will be the same for the rest of your life.I have deep roots in love for you, but you only regard me as a good friend... Until now, if you don't get along with a woman, you will leave, if you abandon me and choose another beauty, I, Zhai Yan'er, am not a soft-hearted person who will let it go.This fairy Shizhu is too beautiful...Why are all the gods so beautiful!My Pu Liu's qualifications...

Fang Yitu drank two cups of fine nectar and jade wine, took off his clothes and got up, followed the tune and danced the green waist dance.

Si Zhu rested for a while, and got up to dance with her.

That's really:

There are beauties in the southern country, dancing with a light green waist.

At the Huayan Nine Autumn Twilight, flying sleeves brush *.

Light as blue and green, like a dragon swimming.

Yue Yan stopped at Qianxi, and Wu Ji stopped her own sweet potato.

The slow state cannot be poor, and the complex posture will lead to the end.

Low back lotus breaks the waves, messy snow granary wind.

When I fell, I looked forward to it, and I wanted to be empty when I repaired it.

Wei Qiu couldn't catch it, so she flew to chase Jinghong.

Under the joint discipline of his beautiful mother and honest and hard-working father, Dong Zhong has always been diligent in studying, working in the fields, and not asking about trivial matters.

But there was a lot of publicity in the village, and he had to listen to a few words about such a thing that was passed on by word of mouth.

"In Town God's Temple, there is always a fairy."

"The fairies in the Town God's Temple are so beautiful, so beautiful, but they are younger, only seven or eight years old, and they seem to be very curious about everything."

"The fairies in the Town God's Temple are only for one look! I haven't seen a second look for three days!"

"Although the girl is younger, she is so beautiful! The fragrance on her body is also very fragrant."

"If I can marry such a daughter-in-law, it will be a great virtue from my ancestors!"

"That girl is more beautiful than Dong Yong's wife!"

"Hey~!"

"Dong Zhong~" Wang Anguo, who was studying together, hooked his hands together: "Let's go to the Town God's Temple tonight. I figured it out, it usually appears at night."

Dong Zhong calmly hoeed the ground and pulled weeds: "You don't talk about strange power and confusion."

"That's not weird power, that's a great beauty!" Wang Anguo stomped his feet: "Uncle Dong married such a beautiful aunt with that stupid look, you are also stupid, try it, maybe you can get it back home as a daughter-in-law Well, I hear she's about your age."

Dong Zhong raised his head and looked at him with contempt: "If I want to see a beauty, my mother is enough. It is impossible for me to marry a woman more beautiful than my mother in this life."

"Hey, what you said is unreasonable. It's just, um, this word doesn't apply." Wang Anguo pulled his hoe: "Many people say which city god fairy is more beautiful than your mother, that's a real fairy Yo! Forget it, nerd, it doesn't make sense to you. Either you come with me tonight, or I'll take your hoe and your father will beat you tonight."

Dong Zhong was furious, stepped back a few steps, and said with a panicked expression: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

Wang Anguo was triumphant: "Don't try to fight me, kid, I'm five years older than you!"

Dong Zhong appeared in the Town God's Temple, and Fang Yitu was waiting in the kitchen for Zhai Niang to fry broad beans. Broad beans are wild broad beans from the mountains, and she picked a large handful.

Shi Zhu knocked on the door, and said respectfully and politely: "Lord Zhong Xiao, Dong Zhong has already arrived outside the temple." Although she was much more lively when she was drunk, she didn't remember anything when she woke up. There is nothing wrong with each other, and they practice each other without interfering with each other on weekdays.

Fang Yitu opened the door and came out, slammed the door shut, and locked Di Niang and the lampblack in the kitchen: "Please show me a little longer in front of Dong Zhong."

"I obey." Shi Zhu bowed lightly, turned into a girl like a jade doll, and floated away.

The full moon hangs on the treetops, and the silver light shines on the earth.

Wang Anguo grabbed Dong Zhong and whispered, "Why hasn't she appeared yet?"

Dong Zhong held the "Shangshu" and squinted his eyes at the moonlight, and said lazily: "My father is a little less here, huh? What's the hurry, just wait with you."

Not long after, a puff of green smoke drifted past, and a scent like orchids and musk came along with the wind. A seven or eight-year-old girl showed her face lightly, and when she saw someone turning around to leave, she turned around suddenly When I came back, I stood in the fog and covered my face with a fan, shy and charming.Looking at the attire, Xia Yuejian is wearing a silver silk bun, a gold inlaid Ziying pendant, a lotus root silk cardigan, and a white gauze skirt with a thread border, and a pair of red mandarin phoenix with pointed beaks and upturned feet exposed on the skirt.

Wang Anguo just looked at it for a while, but couldn't say a word.

Dong Zhong was used to seeing Zhang Bosui's beauty on a daily basis, so he managed to gather his composure, and stepped forward to give a deep salute: "Xiaosheng Dong Zhong, meet the fairy."

Shi Zhu smiled slightly, bowed to return the salute, and didn't say much.It was just a pair of black pearl-like eyes, bright and clear, always looking at him.

Dong Zhong didn't know what to say, he just stood in front of Shi Zhu.If you want to look at her face, you are afraid of being an abrupt fairy, but if you want to be polite and don't look at her, how can you look away?

After a while, Fang Yitu changed into the city god's official uniform, attached it to the statue, and called out, "My son is back."

Si Zhu disappeared in response.

Dong Zhong and Wang Anguo looked at each other for a long time before they looked at each other and let out a long sigh.

Wang Anguo said very depressed: "If I hadn't brought you along, maybe I could have begged her to marry me."

"The country is so beautiful, there is such a beautiful woman." Dong Zhong murmured: "Man and God are different, so we must not get close."

Wang Anguo gave him a sip: "You are so close, and you still say that you can't be close. Hypocrisy, let me ask you, if I want to give her to you as a wife, do you want it?"

Dong Zhong resolutely said: "Yes! If I don't, I'd be a fool!"

Wang Anguo punched him: "Then what did you say that you can't be close! Bastard, why didn't I dare to step forward!"

After two hours, Fang Yitu, wearing the official uniform of the city god, carrying a bolt of silk and two ingots of gold, went to Zhang Bosui and entrusted him with a dream: "My daughter is ugly, and I hope to serve a good gentleman. Thanks to Master Ling, I am willing Marry her as a wife, and I will come to welcome him to get married on a certain day. A small gift will be given to the in-laws."

Zhang Bosui panicked in his dream, woke up immediately, and sat on the bed in a daze. In a blink of an eye, he saw the silk beside the bed and two ingots of gold on the silk, and couldn't help but yelled.

Dong Yong woke up in shock, jumped up and said: "Lady, what's the matter! A thief has entered? Huh?"

Zhang Bosui's face was pale and his eyes were sad: "The City God gave me a dream, saying that he would betroth his daughter to Dong Zhong."

Dong Yong heaved a sigh of relief, got out of bed and poured a glass of water for his wife to calm the shock, and said with a smile, "That's a good thing, the daughter of the City God is a cute girl who occasionally appears in the temple, right? It's perfect for our son."

Zhang Bosui raised his brows upside down, his almond eyes widened: "You are confused! Don't you know the truth that people and ghosts have different paths and cannot get close together! If the city god wants to call Zhong'er as his son-in-law, he must call Zhong'er's soul, and Zhong'er is Marry after death. How can I agree!"

Dong Yong was stunned, and said: "Then, what do you think my wife should do?"

Zhang Bo put on his clothes three times and tied them with silk sash: "I'll go and discuss with the city god." He rolled up his sleeves and lay down on the ground, groped a few times in the hole of the heated kang, and took out a handful with his hands full of black ashes. Bao Jian hurried out of the house.

Dong Yong quickly put on his clothes and grabbed a hoe to follow.As for the miraculous things, he will do whatever the lady says.

Shi Zhu also twisted the handkerchief anxiously: "Loyalty and filial piety! Since ancient times, immortals have never married, and offenders will be punished severely. I have practiced for many years and finally became an immortal. You are trying to make me waste all my previous efforts!"

Just as Fang Yitu was about to speak, Shi Zhu said again: "No matter what, no matter what the reason is, Shi Zhu will never agree to this marriage."

Fang Yitu showed a comforting smile, and said in a deep voice: "Zhang Bosui also disagrees. Fang is definitely not trying to facilitate the marriage, and he will never dare to violate the rules of heaven. Fairy Shizhu, don't worry, I have discussed it with Princess Longji at this time. , if the fairy is worried, you can go back to the Heavenly Court now."

Shi Zhu felt at ease, a little embarrassed: "Shi Zhu was in a hurry and offended Zhong Xiaohou, please forgive me."

Fang Yitu said: "Fairy's words are serious. Fairy abides by the rules of heaven and cherishes herself. Fang admires her very much."

Di Niang pushed open the door, frowned and said, "Zhang Bosui pointed his sword at the statue of the City God and scolded you for being tyrannical and immoral. You should go and have a look."