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My home WALN was turned off, and the signal was extremely poor

I can't even open the webpage today

So tonight, two chapters will be released in a row [brackets laugh

Pierce, why do I feel that every time I code, I am a godExpand==

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Yoshiwara, the dark night that never sees the sun, is a man's paradise and a woman's hell. Behind the steel cage and heavy makeup, there are countless sorrows of prostitutes.

"Haruta, take your mother and leave first." Niwa Noshi stood beside Sakata Gintoki, and whispered to Haruta and Hirin who were beside him, "You leave too." Before Haruta could reply, the woman next to him Sakata Gintoki opened his mouth first, looking at Noshi Niwa, "What the hell? Are you really planning to single out the Night King?!!" He thought this uncle was just playing lip service, but he was serious. It seemed that he really took Qingta's matter to heart.

"Over there, Kagura and Shinpachi are going to face Afutu, Captain Kamui." A male voice suddenly cut in at an inopportune moment, and everyone looked at the man who spoke—Kage Takenaka... There is such a character, Kongzhi Orangutan, when did you insert such a character, ah, who is Kongzhi Orangutan?Niwa is inexplicably in the middle == so this is the cheat I opened silently.

"Ah..." Noshi Niwa looked at the man here, and the man also looked at Niwa here, "Who are you... Who is it? By the way, you didn't appear in the first part of Yoshihara, could it be that I remembered it wrong?" Takenaka Jing rubbed his chin while thinking, "Jing, you are in the way." Shenwei Mimi smiled and said to Zhu Zhongjing, the dull hair on his head was vivid.

"...Have I offended you again? I'm using Lao Tzu again. Believe it or not, I ran away from home to show you, you bastard~" Zhu Zhongjing said the word "bastard" in the most gentle voice in his life, smiling all over his face. Just the knuckles clicking.

Unwilling to be lonely, the Night King disturbed the situation, and pulled out the oil-paper umbrella that marked Yetu's identity from the mouth of the stone statue, destroying the original integrity of the stone statue with great force, and everyone returned to reality from the warm (?) conversation, and looked at the face. The gloomy Night King, Niwa once again softly instructed Qingta to leave, Qingta looked at Sakata Gintoki for the last time with a tangled face, and then staggered away with the sun wheel on his back.

Night King snorted coldly, looked at the backs of Qingta and Rilun with disdain, and Gintoki also pushed Niwa at this moment, "You also leave quickly." Niyu glared at him fiercely when he heard this, Just stood still, "When the matter is over, Yin-san, I will answer your ambition directly." Yin Shi's words shocked Niwa, who had already made a firm decision, and sure enough... this uncle knew his intentions That little bit of thought.

Before recovering, he was pushed again by Sakata Gintoki, "Leave quickly." His tone was no longer the gentleness just now, but with a hint of air-conditioning, and those bright red eyes stared at Niwa, It made him tremble in disappointment, and he felt that it was too scary for the uncle to show his domineering aura.

On the other side, Kagura, Shinpachi and Afutu have already decided the winner. Kagura who ran away lost his usual appearance, and Yatu's blood was fully displayed on her at this time.After running for nearly ten minutes with the sun wheel on her back, Haruta finally reunited with Kagura, and they were all focused on Gintoki.Niwa bit his lower lip, and finally left there, his eyes were red, he didn't dare to look back, for fear that once he turned back, his feet would turn back disobediently.

I don't know how long I walked in silence, but I didn't see a single person on the road. His feet had already lost feeling, and he collapsed on the ground the next moment. He moved his body and leaned his back against the wall. He hugged his knees and put his face He got between his legs, his head was full of the back view of Gintoki Sakata just now.There were endless footsteps coming from the long corridor, and Dan Yu looked up in a daze: "...Yue...Yong..."

———————————— The battle scene is incompetent, covering his face———————————————

[Sure enough, people say that they are incompetent == let's change back to No.1 name]

"Oh——!! I'm a patient, Niwa-kun!! Do you take care of patients like this?! Your hands are almost broken by you!!!" I lowered my eyes and looked at his painfully twisted face , and silently strained my hand again... "Ahhh!!!" My expressionless face finally had a crack because of his screaming: "I said, uncle, can you be normal? Most people are screaming , why are you screaming subconsciously?"

"You really want to kill me, don't you!! The attack is too ruthless!!" He ignored my complaints and yelled at me especially dissatisfied. To be able to live until now... Let me ask you, the Haruyu Pirates didn't come to trouble Yoshihara, did you agree to that man named Kamui with some conditions?" I rubbed his shoulder and changed the subject, feeling his shoulder As soon as I freeze, I know I guessed right.

"Yin Sang——!!!!!!" The voice of a female orangutan suddenly sounded, I twisted the black thread and looked towards the door, the purple figure of Sarutobi Iris rushed in, hit the signboard by the door, and flew out The glasses poked Sakata Gintoki's eyeballs so hard that he couldn't die: "Oh, I'm blind——!!!! The dog's eyes are blind!!!!"

"Ahh!! Yinsang!!! It really is Yinsang's voice!! Yinsang heard that you were injured, is it true?! Which idiot did it???!!!" As he spoke, Acorus Sarutobi raised his head from the signboard, and rushed straight towards me, "Oh shit!!!" I was thrown down vigorously, and I brought the orangutan girl Acorus Sarutobi and fell on Yinsang's chest.

"Ah, Yinsang, when did your body become so soft?" Realizing that something was wrong, the female monkey flying orangutan hit my chest, and my eyes widened instantly, fuck... I was molested! "Hey Yinsang, I'm over here, where are you touching, orangutan girl?!" A white hand grabbed the claws that were messing around on my body, and I looked up at the owner of this hand, half dazed and half shocked in my eyes , I don't understand what he means at all. In this case, he usually kicks with his feet, and he would not meddle in such nosy matters, but also interfere.

If I don't understand, I give up, I grabbed the glasses held by Yinsang's other hand, and stuck them on the bridge of Sarutobi Ayame's nose: "Do you enjoy molesting me?" Smiling, I looked at the lavender-haired girl in front of me. Woman, when she saw it was me, she immediately jumped a few meters away from the bed, and looked at me like a formidable enemy: "Silver mulberry is mine!! You rough guy!!!" Ouch... Oh shit!Why is my ambition so thoroughly exposed?

In other words, I haven't despised and complained about you yet, you are preemptive.Thinking of this guy who almost married Sakata Gintoki back then, I couldn't get angry, "Believe it or not, I hacked you out, Xiaoyuan~" I perfectly used the gentle insult method that Zhu Zhongjing used a while ago, He said kindly to her with a smile.After I finished speaking, I picked up the chair I was sitting on just now, and under the shocked expressions of the two of them, I waved the chair vigorously to drive her out of the door.

"Okay, I'm free now... Uncle, have you ever considered getting a straight perm?" I always feel that your unkempt hair is more exciting to three-dimensional coquettish girls than straight hair, "Bastard What’s wrong with the natural curls?!! Those with natural curls are good people!!!” He raised his bandage-wrapped hand, pointed at me angrily, bared his teeth when he touched the wound, and didn’t forget to send himself a good person card .

When I was still in Yoshiwara, Yinsang answered my ambition directly after the end of what he said. The two of us had a tacit understanding and didn't mention it. Uncle's psychology, I really don't have a deep analysis ==

Yoshihara has changed his appearance, and now the sun is shining in the sky that never sees the sun, adding vitality to the gloomy streets with red lights and green wine.Yinsang had just recovered from a serious illness, so she couldn't wait to come to Yoshihara to visit Qingta. As someone who was innocently involved in Yoshihara Yan's part [-] "Goldfinger", I was also dragged along: "Good afternoon, Qingta Yinsang came to see you. "Politely greeted Yueyong, and I yelled on the street.

Rilun, who had lost his legs, sat in a wheelchair and poured two glasses of sake for Yinsang and me. At this time, Haruta also came running with something unsuitable for children, and Hachi roared non-stop in his ears, "Calm down!" Click on Xinbaji, every child has to live through this cut, en." I picked up the sake in front of me and said lightly.

"Fart! How old is Qingtai? Hey!? Even the enlightenment education is too early, you bastard!!!" I glanced at him lightly: "So you are doing it for yourself. The man himself even [beep] Beep--] Do you feel disappointed that you have never been in a supply store? Are you lonely?" He gave me a hard look: "I don't want to be complained like this by you who are also C-BOY, you are in your 20s C-BOY is no better than me, let me wipe——”

The corners of my eyes twitched, and just as I was about to answer, I saw Qingta in front of me staggering, and the [beep--] stick in his hand was inserted precisely into the chrysanthemum of the bald-headed man in front... I silently turned my head and lifted the sake I took a sip... the street was bustling, only Kagura, the woman with a big stomach, stuffed food into her mouth unconcernedly.

"It's a very ordinary street, the same as the ones on the ground, isn't it?" Yinsang sipped the wine, with a faint smile on her lips, "I'm so lucky to have the oiran pour the wine for me, and being a ghost is so romantic~" Hearing this, Rilun raised the jug in his hand amusedly, and poured a small cup for Yinsang.

I sat beside him, looking at his side face, Yoshihara's sunshine shone on his face, with a kind and gentle feeling, approachable, but it made me feel far away... It made me feel like "we are not a world at all people" illusion.Sakata Gintoki seemed to be a little terrified by me, he turned his head with dead fish eyes: "I said Niwa-kun, look..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... ], the position has been shifted at this time, to the chrysanthemum of Xinbaji: "Ah... wow, congratulations Baji, you have successfully got rid of the body of C-BOY, as expected, I should go home and blow myself up once, ah le , maybe it would be nice to find a warm (male?) person to help me explode.”

I rubbed my chin, feeling great about my idea, and then I got goosebumps from a cold gaze, I slowly turned my head to look at the cold-eyed Sakata Gintoki, "Ah, Niwa-kun, do you want to play?" Self-detonation? It won’t get high like that, why don’t Qingta and I ask for a super-large [beep--] stick to help you explode, what do you think?” ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"...No need, I'm just flirting, we don't have the guts." ==

Coming out of Yoshiwara, I broke up with Yinsang and his group to go to the dessert shop where I worked, and then the manager scolded me with a stinky face: "You have the face to come back after working as a miner for three days?! Yours Has the sense of responsibility shrunk into mother's amniotic fluid??!!! You don't need to come from tomorrow!!!!" Then he kicked me out...Mom, I became a homeless person, what's wrong with it?

Standing in front of the dessert shop, I wanted to cry, but the background sound behind me was Edo's unique "Masengumi Routine Inspection!!!!", a police car that roared to a stop, and a certain person who was particularly dissatisfied with shaking S "Mr. Hijikata, go to hell, don't worry, if you die, I will help you take over the position of deputy chief of the Shinsengumi"... and other noises.

My necrotic face finally changed at this moment, my eyes were shadowed, and I widened my light golden eyes in a coquettish manner: "Ahahahaha, more strings of fourteenth gentlemen~" Duo strings heard the familiar words The voice turned to look at me: "...Why are you here, are you going to interfere with the Shinsengumi's routine inspection?" I waved my hands and moved forward, continuing to show a coquettish expression, "More strings ~ please support me ~"

"...Huh?" The cigarette in Mr. Duochuan's mouth fell silently to the ground.

"Oh~ Takushi-kun~ Let's take down the position of deputy chief and take care of Niwa [Internal monologue: In this way, the position of deputy chief of the Shinsengumi is mine, parenthesis laugh], he is now expelled and becomes a vagrant, the policeman The duty is to serve the people." Okita Shake S put down the cannon on his shoulders, stepped forward and patted Shisi on the shoulder, "...how did you know that I was fired."

"Go away, the duty of the police is to serve the people, you bastard, go and serve, I will cheer for you, I will definitely organize a cheerleading team to cheer for you!!!!" Ignoring my question, He slapped Okita's trembling S hand away with a palm, and then turned to me: "Are you Chixiang?! Don't say the scary word 'baoyang', it will be over if the uncle hears it, he Recently, because my daughter and her boyfriend showed affection in front of him, I was already on the verge of breaking out, if he heard about it, he would definitely kill me!!!"

After listening to these words quietly, I knew that begging him was fruitless, so I turned to Okita and shook S decisively, "Mr. Long Whip, "Of course, Dan..."

"Awwhhhhhhh!!! Uncle!!! Silver-haired uncle!!! Sakata Gintoki!!! Sure enough, you are the best!!!!" I moved N meters away from the bullwhip in an instant, crying I ran towards the direction of the house of everything. In the fucking world of the bastard, I still expect a normal person. Am I crazy? !Ask for support, uncle! ! ! ! !I have decided to give up my secret love and ambition. For the sake of the rest of my life, I will tell you clearly or whatever——! ! ! !

Stumbling into the house of all things, I closed my eyes tightly, and let out a bold roar: "Sakata Gintoki, please take care of me——!!!!" Then there was a terrible silence, a quiet and terrible silence, my heart Pounding and throbbing, with great determination, she slowly opened the corner of her eyes and looked - Sakata Gintoki, who was close to Sarutobi Iris, pressed her down on the floor.

"...Sorry to bother you."

【To be continued...】