Believe me, I'm trash

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Calvin is so painful ==

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Sakata Gintoki hasn't seen Niwa Noshi for two weeks. He knows that the child misunderstood something, but he doesn't bother to explain. He has known the child for three years, and he knows exactly what is in his heart. Xiao Yuan knew the difference, he buried it in his heart, pretending to be comfortable with him and the people around him, thinking he was hiding it well.

Japan is a country where gay chrysanthemums are blooming everywhere, [I am YY, we have never been to the real island country ==] In fact, he does not have any discrimination in his heart [Yin Sang, is this a Tanmei article? ! ], but he swears that he is straight 【So this is a danmei article, okay! ! 】!So there shouldn’t be any other problems other than “rejection” [I already said this is a danmei article, you bastard! ], but I haven’t seen Niwa recently, and I always feel that my favorite strawberry milk and sundae are a little tasteless.

It's not a good thing for you to pay too much attention to some things.

"Ah, I found you~ Paper~"

—————————— God’s Vision I can’t write anymore QAQ —————————————

"Aren't you going to work today?" My sister shook the remote control in her hand and said without turning her head. I said, "I was fired~" I said with a paralyzed face and put on Yousang's expression. He grabbed the pale golden hair on my head with a slap, "I remember you found a job last week~" "But I was fired again!!" "Who told you not to go for a week?" Work?! Don’t try to stay at home for me, do you want to be thrown out by me? Ah?!”

"It hurts, it hurts! It's going to be bald, I'm going out! I'm going out right away!!" As soon as I finished speaking, my back collar was lifted, and I was thrown out of the house, "Sister...you are not a People..." She laughed after hearing this, "If you can't find a job, go to sleep on the street, my dear brother."...Thousands of words were finally condensed into one sentence: "Oh shit!!"

Kabukicho is very small, with a total of twenty or thirty streets. On the way to find a job, I was bumped into by Saigo. He heard that I lost my job. He twisted his waist and welcomed me very much to his ladyboy shop. I had all kinds of fears on my face, with an expression of begging him to let me go, thinking he understood, but it turned out to be the opposite... I was taken back by him ==

"Ah, look, our feathers are dressed differently~" Xixiang's mother asked me to take a different route from papers and wigs, so I adhered to the premise that I am paralyzed and proud, with a glamorous and noble look reception guests.So much so that after this time, I was called by the uncles in Kabukicho as the top person who is side by side with wigs and papers == This is a later story. If you are caught by the silver mulberry paper.

"The small testimonials and wigs that other people say about feelings are you two. Last time in Yoshiwara, you called me testimonials, and I wondered..." I stared at the two braids dangling on Sakata Gintoki's head, I felt a dull pain in my balls, "Xiao Yuzi, we are going to work ~ Sa ~ the guests are waiting for us." Wig said professionally, and his feet had already stepped out of the dressing room. Listening to his words, I felt that my balls hurt even more up.

Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils and went out with the wig's footsteps, putting away the fleeting surprise on his face when he saw someone just now, "Damn it... I really don't want to go out." Being caught by Xixiang is already a tragedy , and ended up meeting Yinshi Sakata, whom I don’t want to see the most now, author, do you want to set me up as a coffee table? ? ? ! ! ! !

I coldly and noblely poured wine for the guests, and then coldly and noblely ordered N more bottles of Dong Peli. When closing time, I touched a bottle of Ghost Marriage in the kitchen and planned to take it home.Xixiang's mother gave me the wages for today's help, and she winked at me: "Little Hane, why don't you just work here~ The guests like you very much~" Oh...so I should thank me for growing a picture A very feminine face?

Thinking of working here, I would be able to cheat a lot of Ghost Marriage and Dong Peili [you are enough], so I agreed without hesitation in a low voice, and I have no pressure at all to wear women's clothes or something.But Gintoki Sakata next to me disagreed, "You're not my Mediterranean dad, shut up." Then he looked at me like a little daughter-in-law and fell silent.

I called my sister and said that I found a job and I was on the way home with Yinsang. When my sister heard that Yinsang was there, she originally wanted to tell Niwa to come back quickly, but changed it to "Dear brother, you are futon. I threw it to a passing MADAO to keep warm, so you can either sleep on the street, or go to Yinsang's house for a night."

Ouch me - wipe!I am your own brother! !You sold me so easily, have your conscience been wiped out by AIDS, you bastard? !I hung up the phone and looked at him in embarrassment. The voice on the other end of my sister's phone was so loud that this guy could hear it clearly.I pretended to be comfortable and scratched the golden hair on my head, waiting for his answer, "First of all, Yinsang doesn't have an air conditioner in my house." Does this mean I agree?He didn't wait for my answer, so he walked forward, okay, I'll take it as your consent.

In Wanshiwu, Sakata Yinshi kicked off his shoes sloppily and ran into his room. After coming in behind him, I stretched out my hand to straighten his shoes, and then I stopped my hand. What's wrong with a housewife helping her husband's shoes? !What the hell am I doing? !

I took off my shoes and slipped to the table. I carefully took out the onijou from the ladyboy shop from my arms. I turned my head to see that Kagura, who was sleeping soundly in the closet, showed no sign of waking up, and opened my mouth to the bottle. Gai took a bite and said "Bang!", and then I poured myself a glass happily, "Niwa-kun, are you eating solo food?" Someone patted my shoulder, and the wine I just put into my mouth spurted out like this, Damn what a waste!

"Cough, cough, uncle, cough, aren't you asleep? Baga, don't scare me!!" I coughed and turned my head to look, Sakata Yinshi stared at the ghost in front of my table with dead fish eyes, " Yinsang, I was only in time to change into my pajamas, and you just bought a bottle of expensive wine!" I rolled my eyes helplessly: "If you want to taste it, just tell me, don't be so envious." ╮(╯ _╰)╭ "Who is envious? And you just called me Baga."

I grabbed the glass I had just taken a sip of, and handed it over graciously: "Master Sakata, please use it~ There is no such thing as Baga~ You heard it wrong~~" He took a sip of the wine in my hand, "Why don't you sing a ditty for me, little one?" As soon as I said the words, I looked at me with disgust, "You still sing with that broken voice? Do you want to kill the audience in seconds?!" I popped a vein on my forehead , suppressed his anger and continued to say softly: "Look at what you said, the slave family is trying to please you~"

"Hey, that's enough. I've been in the shemale shop for a long time today. Are you crazy? Niwa-kun, my slave is so disgusting!" My anger index immediately exploded. The older one snatched the glass in his hand and poured wine down his stomach glass by glass.

"Oh bastard, don't grind it, your head is going to be broken!!! Is it okay if I'm wrong?! It's not that you don't know that I'm just a cheap mouth!!!" I didn't know how many glasses I drank in one breath. The bottle of wine was almost at the bottom, and I heard his continuous roar, I raised my hand and drank another glass, and then smashed the glass at his silver hairy head, "Fuck you, you are not only a bitch, but also a dick!" !"

"Oh, you still hit me?! Who else is in the second grade? Who is it?! Although Yinsang's mentality is always eighteen, but Yinsang, I am not a damned second grader! Everyone said don't crush me, I curse Your little finger is broken, you're dead face paralyzed!" We both entangled and scuffled, verbally attacked, and Kagura was sleeping soundly in the closet.

Since the last time I saw Sakata Gintoki and Sarutobi Ayame [? 】When I came back later, I knew that if I did not talk to Yinshi Sakata for the rest of my life and explained what I did to him […], he would pretend to be stupid for the rest of his life.I was disheveled, shaking the already empty wine bottle, and walked towards the same disheveled people; "Aren't you calm?!" Yin Mao, who was hit by the wine bottle, looked at me helplessly, and my heart sank. Immediately felt aggrieved, under the influence of alcohol, regardless of the question of whether he was a man or not, he began to burst into tears.

"You man who is going to die, you clearly know that I like you, but you still pretend not to know, and I didn't say that you must like me, but anyway, please support me, please give me a good time! I have been aggrieved for three years It's hard, do you know that!!!" He was frightened by my crying, and he couldn't make out his usual indecency for a while, "I said...Niwa...you..."

"Shut up! Listen up, Sakata Yinshi, I have confessed my love to you now, and then I will give up tactfully, but in order to get back some money, I will throw you down and kiss you!!!" I said and interrupted What he wanted to say, he said with awe-inspiring righteousness, he got up from the stool in a hurry, leaned forward, and threw himself straight at Yinmao: "Are you serious?! Uh!"... the god of the closet next to him Le continued to sleep unshakably.

I pressed his lips firmly, sat in his arms and held his face, his clean face was full of shock, I have no experience in this area, only the simplest Clinging to him, keeping this position for a long time, the silver hair that was being pressed by me finally lost all patience, turned over and took the initiative...

Early in the morning, I had a splitting headache. I looked at the familiar and unfamiliar scenery around me, ah, this is not my house, it looks a bit like the uncle’s room...Suddenly my mind flashed, and I finally remembered I was sold by my sister last night and came to my uncle's house for a night.

Yesterday I drank the ghost marriage from a transvestite shop, then got into a fight with my uncle, and then...then what?Fuck. I actually lost my bloody indirect memory? ? ! ! !I sat up suddenly, the quilt slipped off my body, I felt cold, so I slowly looked under the quilt...I...was completely naked? ? ? ! ! !The clothes on my body were abandoned lonely in the corner of the quilt... Difficult, could it be... Uncle and I... No, my chrysanthemum doesn't hurt ==

Or... I took off my clothes, I wanted... I wanted to rape X Uncle [Are you half right? 】? !Thinking of this, I hurriedly looked around, but there was no sign of Gintoki Sakata.The door was suddenly pushed open with a "swish" at this time, and Kagura popped his head: "Silver-chan, I'm hungry——!"

"..." I looked at her with a slumped face and silently, and slowly pulled up the quilt with my hands to cover the bare skin, "Ah... Yezhi-chan, Yin-chan?" I continued to shake my head silently with a slumped face , to show that I am innocent and I don't know, nothing happened between me and the silver-haired uncle.

"No need to worry about Yezhi-chan. Anyway, your raw rice has been cooked. Mom, I will ask Yin-chan to take care of it." No!I am anxious!After hearing your words, I am even more worried! !Mother Kagura, don't sell me your useless son who is as old as an uncle! !I don't want to play the uncle's cultivation game, it's too disgusting! ! ! "Are you really touched? It doesn't matter, just let me deal with the bully Yinjiang, and you just wait for him to come and marry you!"

Get out of here! !What is the eight-carrying sedan chair? !Mama Kagura, don't you scare me? ! ? !Can I tell you that the oppressed person is your uncle's son? ! [No, that's just your delusion] A tear fell from the corner of my eye.

"Yin-sang, I didn't stay at home to play with Brother Paqing for a while, why did you just copy it like that." [Is it more noisy when you are at home] Hearing this voice, Kagura's mother and I looked towards the door together, my heart The next reaction was damn why he came back at this time, and then subconsciously groped into the clothes beside the quilt, while Kagura's mother picked up a slipper and pulled it towards his silver head: "Fuck off, you put the other person Dare to come back after eating and grinding?!"

I was startled when I heard her words, and then realized that there was no paper bag in my clothes that contained yesterday's wages. I suddenly laughed a few times, then stood up wrapped in the quilt and rushed towards Sakata Yinshi: "Uncle dead wood, you don't even have my wages!" Take it all to play with Brother Paqing, right??!! How about dying once???!!! [Little Love Randomly Enters] "I lifted my foot and stepped on his face without the slightest hesitation, and I was still crawling on his face the last second The Kagura on him twitching his head realized the danger and jumped away.

"Pfft——!!!!" Yinmao fell to the ground in response.

"Niwa-chan, you are still too kind and gentle. You should deal with such a disobedient Danna like this." Kagura poked her nostrils and calmly raised one foot, and stomped on Sakata Gintoki's lower body in the wind. My lifeblood, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Sang, I was wrong, please let me go!! I will be very obedient and kneel to the wife of the remote control!!”

He suddenly grabbed my foot that was still stepping on his face, his voice trembling, obviously it hurt badly, I listened to his appellation, and stepped on him again: "The bastard said it several times Now, who is your wife?!" Then she turned her head to indicate to Kagura's mother that she could stop.

"Give me back my wages!!! You prodigal son!!!" When he just stood up, I smeared him again, his steps were crooked, and finally fell on the bed in the room superior.There was a scent in the air. It turned out that it was the downstairs mother-in-law Dengshi and the others who were cooking. Kagura opened her nostrils and sniffed the strong smell of food. She yelled "White rice!!!" and ran away go out.

Only me and the silver-haired uncle are left in the house of masters.

The uncle's body moved a bit, and a weak voice came out: "Yin Sang, I... lost everything."

"Hey? Nani—????!!! I'm going to kill you!!! Bagadanna!!!!!!"

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"Murder your fucking husband, I have nothing to do with you!!!!!"

"Damn it, is there someone out there?! You watery bitch!!"

"Yeah, I'm a slut to fall in love with you trash!! You can go to hell with peace of mind, ex-husband!!!!"

"Fuck! So soon I have positioned myself as a past tense?! Yinsang, even if I die, I will drag you to die with me!!!"

[Flirting and cursing are really enough, so I, Kawenka, just moved the small fragments of Lei Zi over ==]

【To be continued...】