Believe me, I'm trash

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So today may not be the same ==

See you tomorrow, comrades! ! !

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I got up in the morning and took a look at the sky. The sun was shining and there were no clouds in the sky. It was a good day for stalking and peeping, eh. (!!) I got out of bed and moved to the table. I picked up the pink girl series notebook on the table, opened it to look at the diary I wrote down last night, and then flipped forward. Except for my physical condition, and the XX that my sister showed kindness and let me go free a few times, the rest is all about Sakata Gintoki.

I have always hidden this note very well, in order not to be discovered by my rotten sister.Because once she finds out... the consequences will be disastrous.

After washing up casually, I went out to start today's work - still handing out leaflets.When I arrived at the dessert shop, I was surprised to find that Sakata Gintoki, who I seldom see each other, was sitting in the shop by the window and eating a sundae. It must have made a fortune because of a rich man's entrustment.

I withdrew my eyes fixed on him, pushed open the store door and entered the front desk, consciously picked up the stack of leaflets in the corner, picked them up with difficulty, stepped out of the front desk, and walked out the door.A silver-white figure suddenly rushed into the field of vision, and after seeing it clearly, it turned out to be that guy Sakata Gintoki! !

He picked his nostrils with his little finger, ignoring the shock in my eyes: "Come here, give me a pile, Niwa-kun~" I heard that and looked at him vigilantly, "What's your purpose!" His eyes twitched: "Tsk tsk, rare Yin-sang, I am very kind and want to repay you for treating me to a sundae yesterday, Niwa-kun, you have to learn to accept other people's kindness, Yin-sang, I don't have any purpose."

Fuck I believe you, I'm a fool, your behavior is simply trying to settle accounts with me, draw a line, damn it really hurt my heart.I casually threw some of the leaflets in my hand to him, and without looking into his eyes, I walked straight towards the store door.

He quickly stepped over me, walked out the door first, leaving me alone, I raised my head slightly, and then my steps froze... He was wrapped in suspenders, carrying a small silver-white thing on his back, a small thing Noticing my gaze, he sucked his fingers and slowly turned his head, his bright dead fish eyes gleaming in the sun.

"Silver, silver, silver..." I stretched out my hand tremblingly, pointing at the little thing on his back, "You, you..." Sakata Yinshi heard my faltering voice, turned around and said, "You fucking have an illegitimate child——!!!!" I angrily threw out the leaflet in my hand, and slammed it on his poor face, with grief in my heart, "I misread you, you depraved man!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! And why everyone associates me with this brat, why don’t the people around me listen to me?!” He shook his bloody head and yelled at me, I Startled by him, she subconsciously kicked between his legs, "Oh——!!!!" Then he could hear endless screams of pain in his ears.

"It's broken, Yinsang, my little Yinyin is going to be broken!!" I listened to his words, and twisted my face: "Fuck, it's disgusting, what the hell is Little Yinyin, you beast that can't control the lower body, How dare you look for a woman behind my back, and even gave birth to such a big son, I don’t want to be taught!!” I had lost my mind, grabbed the things around me and attacked the back of his silver head, “I want you I can't help it!!"

The thing in my hand was smashed to pieces by me, I threw it away, raised my foot and continued to crush his hairy head... "The bastard is going to be bald!! Even if Yinsang's hair is naturally curly, I can't be ravaged like this Ah!! I’m really going to be bald, my lord, I’m going to become like my dad’s kind of Mediterranean!! I’m wrong!! My wife, I’m wrong!! I swear I’ll control my little Yinyin Ah, absolutely don’t let him raise his head to meet people casually!! Never dare to find a woman behind your back!!! Wife, please forgive me!!!”

His mouthful of one wife and another made my heart tremble, and the foot that was crushing his head stopped: "Bastard, bastard who is your wife? I said, you are trying to take advantage of me. I am a pure man, you depraved!" MADAO!" After regaining consciousness, I kicked him on the head a few more times, and then slowly retracted.

I used my hat to cover up my blushing face because of his "wife and lord" calls, and I stretched out my hand to help him up: "So this is not Yin-san's illegitimate son, Niwa-kun, you should listen to me clearly." Niwa-kun, Yin-sang, I am clean and self-sufficient, Niwa-kun, ah, you are blushing, Niwa-kun, have you been constipated for the past few years, Niwa-kun?" I couldn't hear him calling "Niwa-kun" every sentence , slapped him on the head, in exchange for a new round of howls: "Hey Yinsang, my head will be beaten by you [beep--] so stupid!"

It's better to be stupid, and tie you home to Jinwu Zangjiao to provide more convenience. I dare not say this. I was excited just now and exposed my ambition for the past three years. Now I have to lie about it: " You fucking know that my blush was provoked by you, so fucking depraved, tell me which woman gave birth to you, and if I am satisfied with the reason, maybe I can use my sister's contacts to help you with that group [Beep--] Lying."

"Hey, everyone said that this kid is not Yinsang's illegitimate child. What else is 'lying'? This is obviously not true. Yinsang, I have taken measures, how could I have an illegitimate child?" Hearing the measures Two words, I started to burn with anger again, my eyes turned into inverted triangles, burning with raging flames, Sakata Gintoki saw that my expression was wrong, he twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Miss, trust me, I really have nothing to do with you The woman is messing around!!!”

"Enough is enough for you, who is your wife, go back and kneel to the remote control!!!" I looked at him noblely and coldly, with a cold voice, showing the so-called posture of a real wife, "Isn't it kneeling on the washboard?!" I retorted excitedly, and I glared at him, "Washboard? The kind of washboard that doesn't hurt? Are you kidding me?!! Do you think I'm such a kind person? Kneeling on the remote control, I accidentally changed a station, you see if I still ask my mother to give you free white rice!!"

Hearing this guy, the dead fish eyes that were originally lifeless were stared into the eyes of a beautiful girl by him, and he ran back with a narrow pace, and the little thing behind him listened to our meaningless conversation. Spit out without saving face, "Bab~!"...Who will translate for me, what is this brat talking about ==

In the next night, I took the free meal that my mother asked me to send to Wanshiwu, and pressed the doorbell of Yinshi Sakata's house in confusion and embarrassment. These are my true heartfelt thoughts. Although Sakata Gintoki is usually old and unruly, his insight is outrageous. After three years of getting along, I think he knows the little things in my heart very clearly, but he Don't point it out, and still communicate with me as usual.

"We don't order newspapers, Aru!!" The door was swung open, and Kagura had a fierce look on his face, clenched his fists and rattled, and the moment he saw it was me, his face changed faster than that of the Japanese Prime Minister: " Ouch~Yozhi-chan~" Her tone was disgusting, she put her hand with her orchid finger on her mouth, looking like a mother, "Ah... let's go in." ==

In front of the TV in the room, Sakata Gintoki knelt on the remote control, his body was shaking, his forehead was sweating, his face was in a daze, he was shaking his legs and trying to maintain his balance, for fear that he would accidentally change the channel ... "Uncle... you are so obedient..." I was shocked when I saw his behavior, "Oh my god, you are really that poor uncle Sakata Gintoki, have you been impaled? Are you still Sakata Gintoki? It’s terrible!! You’re so obedient!! Uncle, how poor are you? For my mother’s free meals, you’ve collapsed to such an extent... mothers in the country will cry!! ! Don’t bend your waist for five buckets of rice, why——!!!”

"Can your facial nerves change a bit? Can you please change your facial nerves when you complain? It's scary to complain with a blank face. I was scared by Yinsang." I turned my head and looked at me blankly, my voice was still the same as before It's not serious, but the tone is a little weak, obviously he didn't eat lunch: "...I brought the meal."

As soon as I finished speaking, there was only an afterimage left on the remote control, I twitched my eyebrows, and looked at the dining table... Sakata Gintoki's various happy people shouted happily: "Ah!!! Meal!!!!!! Meal, marry me!!!"

Fuck you, I'm not as good as this meal? ? ! ! !

Looking around with my eyes, I found that there was no shadow of the little thing I saw at noon in the room. Just as I was wondering, Hachi, the nanny mopping the floor next to me, said, "Kan Shichiro was picked up by his mother and grandpa. I was surprised by Sang's illegitimate son, the bastard Kanshiro was obviously carved out of the same mold as Yinsang, how much does Kanshiro's father look like Yinsang, this world is disillusioned, disillusioned..."

Ah Ba was still explaining to me in the previous sentence, but in the end, I didn’t know which corner was turned around in the next sentence, and he desperately complained about the relationship between Kan Shichiro’s father and Yinsang.

"Anyway, I'm leaving first, you guys eat slowly, and remember to bring the lunch box tomorrow." I told Nanny Ah Ba, and the two people at the table watching me looked at me and nodded affectionately.I rolled my eyes at them, walked towards the door, and walked to the toilet door. I glanced at the silver-haired uncle who was swallowing at the table: "It's not an illegitimate child, that's great..." I muttered to myself, but after turning my head When I left, I didn't see the uncle's body froze because of my whisper.

However, many years later, when someone next to me remembered this, laughed and mocked my uselessness when I had a crush on him back then, I turned my head and smiled, raised my foot and kicked his silver-white hairy head: " Oh, my dear, you really have a bad memory, why do you only remember this little bit~ why don't we revisit the kneeling remote control to consolidate your memory~"

"...my wife, I was wrong QAQ" Of course, this is many years later, let's go back to the present.

Wanshiwu recently took in a child about eight years old, a child named Qingta, who is hardworking, capable and willing to endure hardships. I really don't know how that poor uncle Sakata Gintoki found such a good child. The answer was: "Ah, I was caught while stealing silver wallets." So I chose to remain silent afterwards...

Mrs. Qing said that he was saving money to meet his mother. When I heard that he actually stole money for this reason, I snorted: "Son, do you have a tumor in your brain or hemorrhoids? You can only do it with money." What is the world to meet your own mother, besides, do you think you are worthy of your conscience and your mother who did not meet you with these unclean money?" Qingtai murmured to herself after being dazed by what I said , "You and Eun-sang said the same thing."

I stayed and said the same thing?Does that mean..."We still have telepathy with that poor uncle." I said this with joy that I didn't have before, and was despised by Kagura and Hachi next to me: "Niwa-chan, you exposed Have you been in love with Aru for so many times with ambition?" Kagura continued to pick his nostrils and said that it had nothing to do with him, and Hachi on his left said indifferently: "It's been exposed anyway, Niwa, you should confess decisively, if you are rejected If you join our temple gate guards, we will sincerely welcome you to join us."

My face cracked into Monk's cry, my upper and lower teeth collided, and I almost bit my tongue: "You, what are you talking about, I can't understand at all, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ~" Qing Tai listened to my faltering Denied, gave me a very blunt glance, I wanted to cry but had no tears, not to mention Kagura's wretched girl and Aba Tucaodi, even this kid has discovered my ambition, I should say that Sakata Gintoki is really good at it Pretend to be confused, or should I be glad that he is not here now?

It took Haruta three months to save enough money to see his mother. When I asked him where his mother was, he said, "Ah, in Yoshiwara, to be an oiran." I instantly felt that my world view was refreshed Now, what kind of a broken world is this, or am I being too conservative?

The trio of Wanshiwu planned to accompany Haruta to meet their mother. I didn’t want to go. The mountain of leaflets in the dessert shop hadn’t been distributed yet, but I was dragged to Yoshiwara abruptly by Kagura’s strong advantage. ...Mom, I don't want to go to Yoshiwara, I really don't want to go to Yoshiwara to see the tall oiran, really! ! ! !

"Yin Sang... Paper, I suddenly remembered that the fourteenth prince who has been visiting my house all year round is about to give birth, can I ask for leave to go back?" My already paralyzed face was more completely paralyzed at this time, after all... I saw women's clothing Sakata Gintoki, too fucking creepy and disgusting, I can't stand it QAQ

"Hey, I don't know when that guy from Tufang got pregnant, bah bah, what do you call your family, you flirtatious man, you actually cheated on me to have a man outside, do you want to be vomited to death by his mayonnaise? You bastard??!!!!" Oh, I'll get the hell out of you, "Let's not talk about whether there's anything wrong with your words, just your facial expression... can you not be so wretched? My little paper is not so Wretched!!" [So I messed in =v=]

"Hey, who is your little paper!!!" Sakata Yinshi picked his nose, and decisively wiped the booger from the black hole in his nostrils on my collar... Ah fuck! ! !

【To be continued...】