I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

Because they are all boys, it is very convenient, just take a handful of water and wipe your face.

A few people downstream were washing their faces, and Mahjong upstream was urinating into the water.Several people who washed their faces noticed something was wrong and smelled the smell on their hands.This is wrong, why does the water smell like urine?

Looking up, Mahjong was urinating into the water right in front of them.

"!!!beat him!"

"Brothers beat him to death for me, I fucking wash my face downstream, and his son of a bitch actually pees upstream."

"Are you looking down on me, or are you looking down on me, or are you looking down on me?"

The members of the other teams didn't need to move, the members of the Vientiane team directly cleaned up the portal by themselves.It's really wicked, it's a miracle not to be beaten to death.

"Breakfast is already prepared for you. As for deciding what you eat, just grab a note and decide." The director made a hasty decision.

Gu Ange grabbed a croissant, Shen Ze grabbed two chicken legs, Duan Jin grabbed a bowl of snail noodles, Cheng Lan only grabbed a lollipop, and Yuan Liang grabbed a small cake.

"Ah, your lollipop is so miserable~" Yuan Liang laughed gloatingly.

The unlucky one is finally not him, hahahaha——

Each took a note to receive the corresponding food, and whatever was written on the note was what it was.Yuan Liang ate the small cake in his hand nervously, Duan Jin looked down at the snail noodles in his bowl, pushed it in front of Cheng Lan, and said, "You will share half of my snail noodles..."

Yuan Liang was dumbfounded on the spot. He won this time, but it didn't seem like he won completely.By the way, why did he come to the show with two couples?He was so angry that he took two bites of the cake in his hand.

The director team thoughtfully added a pair of chopsticks, and the two of them licked the noodles in the bowl together, and they got closer and closer. The two licked the end of the noodles, and then they took a loud "baji".

The cake in Yuan Liang's hand fell to the ground, accompanied by the sound of his heart breaking.Do you think he is a pity cake?Laughing to death, I can't be hungry at all and eat dog food directly.

"I don't want to eat bread, I want chicken legs!" Gu Ange looked at the chicken legs in his hand greedily.

With bad intentions, Shen Ze said, "Call me husband, if you call me husband, I'll eat it for you."

"Believe it or not, I just disappeared after this show was recorded?" Gu Ange squeezed his seven inches in one go.

"I believe it, I believe it, An'an, you eat..." Shen Ze hurriedly began to smooth his hair.Laughing to death, there is no threat at all.

"I want to eat both." Gu Ange said arrogantly.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you." Except on the bed, Shen Ze can't do it under the bed at all.

(Shen Ze: I totally agree with this, I am super fierce in bed, okay? Gu Ange: Say it again? Shen Ze: An An is really fierce!)

"Seeing how pitiful you are, let me give you a piece of bread." Gu Ange mercifully rewarded him with a piece of bread.

"I don't like to eat these corners and corners, you ate them all for me." Gu Ange stuffed the rest, no matter what it was, into Shen Ze's mouth.

"Mmm... delicious." Shen Ze praised while eating.

After breakfast, today's recording officially started.

"Today's game recording, there is no team, only individuals. The winning No.1 can enjoy the seafood dinner in the evening, and the others can only rely on themselves at night. So there can only be one winner today. For the seafood dinner, Go!" The director began to inform about the situation of today's program recording.

"You need to find colored water guns on the small island first. If you are shot by colored water on the famous brand, you will be eliminated directly. If you are shot by uncolored water, it will be invalid. Come on, players. Tonight's seafood feast Who will it fall to?"

"Seafood dinner? There are no brothers here today, and no one can stop me from eating seafood dinner!"

"Wake up, today's seafood feast is only mine."

"Sons, it's too old to be a father, let's give this opportunity to your dear father."

"I'll just give you your head today, and let you know who the real father is."

"It's all spicy chicken! I'm not targeting anyone here, I mean everyone here is spicy chicken!"

"It's not certain who will win the battle. You can only live your mouth. In actual combat, you will be the first to die."

As soon as Gu Ange heard that there was a seafood feast, Gu Ange's eyes sparkled directly, and the seafood feast could only be his.No one can snatch it, even Shen Ze, one will die one by one.

The game officially started, and another group of little black men ran out from the side.Everyone was startled, and a little black man arrested a person.After catching them, they covered their eyes with a black cloth and took them to various parts of the island.In order to make this game more fair, the places where they go are random, and the places where the guns are hidden are also random.

Of course, the person who finds the gun first has an advantage, and can kill them before they get the gun.This not only tests their water gun skills, but also their luck.

"Everyone can take off the covering cloth."

The sound of the radio was heard above the island. Because they were afraid that some people would not be able to hear it, the director team spent huge sums of money to cover the entire island.Poor is not poor, after all, it is the sponsor who bought the entire island, but the province still has to save.

As soon as the black cloth was lifted, Gu Ange was stunned by the scene in front of him.Where is this taking him?This is where the island has not yet been developed, and there are piles of thorns next to it with nowhere to go.

No way, one second faster is one second.Gu Ange raced against time to find the pistol, "Where will the program crew hide the gun?"

Gu Ange searched for a long time but still found nothing. He became depressed, "Could it be that the program crew didn't hide a gun? Otherwise, how could I not find a single gun."

Gu Ange was looking for it talking to himself, and suddenly he turned his head to look at the camera, showed a malicious smile, and asked the camera brother, "Where did they hide the gun?"

The camera brother was instantly ashamed, even if he knew it, he didn't dare to say it.As soon as the show airs, this Lord Jin's father will have to kill him!

So the cameraman let the camera lens answer him, and shook his head from side to side to simulate a human's shaking his head, indicating that he didn't know either.

"You don't know? You don't know, I don't believe it. You must know, tell me where, okay?" Gu Ange said coquettishly to the camera.

Who can stand up to this coquettishness?Even the married camera teacher couldn't stand it, so he could only give him a small reminder, "Look up."

"Look up? Okay, I understand." Gu Ange instantly seemed to have been opened up to Ren Tong's second channel.

The camera brother just wanted to remind him to try to look for the trees, and then Gu Ange saw that there were cameras on some trees.

"I understand. Where there are cameras, there are definitely guns." Gu Ange saw through the routines of the program group in an instant.

The camera brother was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. It was over, and the bonus was gone.He really didn't mean to tell the truth, he can only be blamed for being too smart, he only reminded three words.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Gu Ange quickly climbed up the tree like a monkey, and successfully got a giant water gun.water gun.He tried the spray, and the water was fine, but it was fucking clear water.

The program team was afraid that someone would get this giant water gun and then turn it on and hang it, so they directly filled it with transparent water.Without color, this water gun is directly useless.

Gu Ange poured out the transparent water inside, and continued searching with the water gun on his back, because he felt that the water gun would definitely come in handy.

After finding the law of hiding water guns in the program group, Gu Ange carefully started the big harvest, and no grass grew anywhere he went.Before he met the enemy, he directly found a hidden place to assemble the water gun.After all, sharpening a knife is not the same as chopping firewood. If you want to get the first place, you must first have a weapon at hand.

He found more than a dozen large and small water guns, but there was transparent water in them.So there are not so many that are really useful. He tried whether the water in each water gun was colored, and separated the colored guns from the uncolored ones.

Gu Ange poured all the colored water into the giant water gun, because colored guns are more watery, so he mixed some transparent water into the colored water.As long as it is not mixed too much, it will have no effect on the color and can still be used.

After the weapon was ready, Gu Ange took three water guns and set off to find the enemy.A giant water gun, a normal-sized water gun, and a miniature water gun are tucked directly into the bottom pocket of his trousers.

Hearing a sound not far away, Gu Ange hurriedly ran towards the direction of the sound.As a result, I saw two people fighting with water guns, and they were both tightly guarding the name tags in front of and behind them.Gu Ange glanced back at the photographer, and quickly gestured behind him, signaling him to hide quickly and not reveal his position.

The photographer brother is also obedient, not only to hide himself, but also to take good pictures of the players.Alas, money is not easy to earn.

Gu Ange climbed up a nearby tree and stood on a high place watching them fight with bayonets.As long as the time is right, he can rush down to buy the head.Because the water in their water guns is limited, if they don't have a spare water gun, they will definitely die miserably. After all, no one wants to be the first to be eliminated.

Gu Ange waited for their water to run out. He didn't have any spare ammunition, so he dared to fight the bayonet?Isn't this the game with more heads than anyone else?This is a survival game, and survival to the end is king.Of course, pick up the leaks if you can. After all, one more person eliminated means one less competitor.

Gu Ange waited there for a long time, and the water in their water guns finally ran out.

"I'm out of water, and you're out of water. Or let's just leave it alone."

"What this brother said is really reasonable, let's just leave now and say goodbye!"

Seeing that the time was right, Gu Ange dropped from the sky with a giant pistol in his hand, and said loudly, "None of you want to leave this time. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time."

Soon, the broadcast sounded.

"XX of the Thunder Club is eliminated."

"XXX of the Vientiane Club is eliminated."

The moment he heard the broadcast, the person who was looking for the gun was stunned.Even before I found the water gun, someone has already eliminated it? giao!

This broadcast panicked those who hadn't found the water gun, and accelerated their search.

Gu Ange is very arrogant now, he is invincible with two water guns, and he wants to find someone to fight the bayonet.Laughing dead, no one can be found at all.This small island is still quite big, and I don't know where they are now.

After searching for a long time, Gu Ange was also tired.But he suddenly found a very interesting thing, he found the console of Kojima Broadcasting.And it happened that no one was there, so he had a bad idea.Self-directed and self-acted began to lead the battle, and the voices of the students on both sides of the team who had just been eliminated spoke.

"Your Vientiane Club is spicy. Chicken! Not only do you play games, but you also play games with spicy chicken. You don't deserve to carry shoes for our Thunder Club. How could the program team invite you here without vision?"

"Your Thunder Club is a fart, Wannian's second child, you can't even touch the ass of the God of War Club. If you didn't invite a foreigner when you played the national competition, or would you still want to enter the final? Dreaming of you. "

Although the learning is not very similar, because broadcasting will change part of the human voice.And everyone was scattered, and the crowd who didn't know why really thought that the two of them were arguing.Now the people of the Thunder Club and the people of the Vientiane Club are incompatible. Listening to the radio, they even feel suffocated in their hearts.

"Our Thunder Club is much better than you no matter what, what Vientiane? Other fans can't name the club, what capital do you have to be arrogant?"

"No matter what, it's better than your clubs that buy foreign aid. Even the players are bought. Who knows if the qualifications for the finals are insiders?"

Gu Ange had a great time playing on the console, playing two roles forcibly.The camera brother was stunned by the scene in front of him, and there is such an operation?The director who heard the broadcast was also panicked. This is directly triggering a war, and he must quickly regain the control of the console.

Seeing the staff coming this way, Gu Ange ran away in a hurry, feeling very happy.

Good guy, the thunder-tempered person couldn't sit still anymore, and shouted at Lin Zi: "You grandsons of Vientiane, come out! Come out and challenge your grandpa to see who can't do it—"

Hearing that Lei Ting's people were so arrogant, the people in Vientiane couldn't sit still, and they weren't easy to bully.

"Come on! Who is afraid of whom! Direct 1V1 singles solo, who is called a dog and who is a dog. Now I will let you see how powerful our Vientiane is."

Fortunately, what they were holding was just a water gun, otherwise, each of them would have lost their minds.They fought with bayonets below, while Gu Ange ate melons on top.It's a pity that he doesn't have melon seeds in his hand now. If he had, he could stay on the tree for a day.

Watching a play, it's really good~

Because Lei Ting's big brother's water gun was not strong enough, he couldn't spray water all of a sudden.The people in Vientiane seized the opportunity and started to attack frantically, and finally won the game.

"XX from the Thunder Club is eliminated!"

"Thunder Club, that's it?" After winning, the people in Vientiane became arrogant.

"If it wasn't for the water gun that couldn't spray water just now, do you think you, a villain, can win? Isn't it still invincible if you win? What's so arrogant, I really feel for you, an invincible person like you Shame." Lei Ting said humanely.The game is lost, but the lips cannot lose.

"No matter what you say now, if you lose, you lose. No matter what you say, it's just sophistry. The defeated man is not worthy of talking to me." The people in Vientiane knew that what he said was the truth, but just one sentence defeated the other party. All words were pressed back.

It's useless to say anything, it's just an explanation, and if you lose, you lose.

Hearing this news, Lei Ting's people were already furious, and they all attacked.

"Let me do it, I don't believe I can't kill you, you little brat." The rest of Lei Ting couldn't sit still.

"Hey~ My water gun is out of water. I won't fight with you. I'll find someone else." The guy who just won in Vientiane quit the battlefield, and another guy came up to fight him with the bayonet.

In order to let Gu Ange hide without any flaws, the big cameraman directly carried the camera and climbed up another tree to watch the battle.The battle between Gu Ange and the bayonet was broadcast live in real time.

"Let's fight, the more intense the fight, the greater my chance of winning." Gu Ange happily ate melons, thinking of Shen Ze, Gu Ange was actually a little worried, "I don't know what happened to him."

"Shut up! Gu Ange. How can you compare watching operas with Shen Ze? Shen Ze is not as good as watching operas at all, okay, you still take time out to think about him, you are so disappointing to me. This kind of crucial theater watching How can you be distracted by time?" Gu Ange thought to himself intently.

"If only there were melon seeds now..." Gu Ange was crazily longing for a set of theater partners, melon seeds on the bench, but unfortunately he doesn't have any now.

Suddenly, Gu Ange caught a glimpse of a bunch of red fruits high on the tree from the corner of his eye.So he was greedy, and it would be good to eat a fruit without melon seeds.So he thought about picking some fruits and eating melons, and climbed up on the branches.

The place where the fruit grows is very high, and only the tall fruit will grow bright red, because its sugar content will become high when it is exposed to enough sunlight, so it will be very sweet.

The photographer brother was terrified by his operation, and wanted to remind him but was afraid of being exposed.I could only watch him climb higher and higher, feeling terrified.

Seeing that the red fruit was getting closer and closer, Gu Ange's heart beat faster, and he was still a little away from the fruit at the highest point.He couldn't get it out of his hand, so he could only climb the branches next to him and climb the branches in the distance.

Slowly getting closer and closer, and finally climbed the branch.Because the fruit on it has grown for a long time, it can fall off at any time.When Gu Ange did this, the branches trembled, and as soon as he picked two fruits, one fell.

It's a good thing if it doesn't fall, but once it falls, it will directly land on the battlefield where the two teams are fighting for bayonets.The two of them were disturbed by the sudden fruit on their backs. When they looked up, they saw Gu Ange on a high place.

Gu Ange froze on the spot, woo woo woo ~ He shouldn't want to eat any fruit, now he was discovered.

"Hi~hehehe, I'm just passing by." Gu Ange greeted them awkwardly, trying to ease the atmosphere.

That's all right now, people from both teams are watching him from below.

"You really enjoyed watching the play." Lei Ting's people suddenly said to him.

Gu Ange was almost scared to death by his eccentric words.Pretending to be pitiful, he said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Brother, I am really passing by. I just want to eat some fruit, can you pretend you didn't see me? Help me fart and let it go."

"It's not impossible to let you go. You should already know about our two teams, so you can use your identity as a bystander to tell me which team is stronger?" The people from the Vientiane Club began to dig holes for Gu Ange. .

Gu Ange showed a wry smile, isn't this driving him to a dead end?No matter which team he said was stronger, he had offended the other team, and he couldn't escape.He started this war, and now that the retribution is coming, he can't run away.

"You two teams are very powerful, so don't ask me about this, okay, you guys continue to fight for the victory." Gu Ange tried to make them pretend that they didn't see him.

"That's not allowed. You have to say something today, or you won't be able to run away." Now the people from Vientiane Club have firmly bit him.He just wanted to drag him into the water, and then force people from the God of War Club to join in, and the three-party club started a big scuffle.

"Yes! You have to tell the reason today. I want to see you, the MVP of the national championship team, which side is more optimistic?" Now the people of the Thunder Club have already bit him, Gu Ange's current The position is precarious, already surrounded by people on both sides.

Of course, Gu Ange couldn't let the God of War be dragged into the water, so wouldn't everything he had done before be in vain?

"What do you want me to say? Both teams are excellent clubs. It's just that different teams have different advantages. I can't say which side is better. It's just that in a certain aspect, you may be stronger than the other side. "Gu Ange started to say four or two thousand catties.

"As expected of a member of the championship team, you really can talk." The people of Thunder began to look at Gu Ange with admiration, and it had been a long time since they met anyone who suited his taste.

Seeing that the situation is not good, the people in Vientiane hurriedly said: "Don't talk about it here. You have been talking about it for a long time, but there is no distinction between high and low. Do you look down on our Vientiane Club?"

If the people of God of War were by his side, Gu Ange would say: "It's not a day or two since I look down on you, isn't your reaction too slow?"

But he has no teammates next to him now, and he is alone and helpless.Of course he can't say that, he can only put it another way, after all, a man can bend and stretch.

"How could it be? The Vientiane Club is what I admire the most. You are my idols." Gu Ange started flattering.

"Then you look down on our Thunder Club?" The Thunder staff became unhappy when they heard this.

"No, no, no! Brother, how can you think that way? You are all role models for me to learn from, because you haven't had a result in the battle yet, so I can't jump to conclusions, right?" Gu Ange quickly explained.