I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

Two days later...

There are still two hours before boarding, but they have arrived at the airport ahead of schedule as requested by the program team.

"Where are the people in this program group?" Yuan Liang took off his angry sunglasses and looked for the people in the program group.

"We didn't even get the air ticket, so how can we go there?" Gu Ange also complained.

"Legs are so sore..." Duan Jin looked at Cheng Lan pitifully.

"Sit on the suitcase." Cheng Lan pushed his suitcase directly to him.

"Hey hey~" Duan Jin was waiting for his words.Because he was afraid that his own box would be damaged, he wanted to sit in Cheng Lan's box.

"Ding dong~ All e-sports players, please pay attention, the recording of the program has already started from now on. Your task now is to find the little black people who caught the airport distribution, and get the tickets from them." The broadcast at the airport began broadcast.

"Little black man, where is there a little black man?" Yuan Liang turned 360 degrees on the spot but couldn't see the little black man.

"Here we come..." Gu Ange looked at the bunch of little black men pouring in from the exit and said.

Yuan Liang also looked in the direction Gu Ange was looking at, "So many? I don't believe I can't catch one?"

"Pay attention—these little black people only have ten air tickets, which means that five of you have to buy air tickets from the director's team at your own expense, take advantage of the opportunity..." The airport broadcast began to ring again.

"Didn't he say yesterday that all the expenses were paid by the program group? How did it become like this again today?" Gu Ange was half-deadly pissed off by his operation.

"This has always been the usual operation of the program group. If you can't get a ticket, I will pay you." Shen Ze comforted.

"Captain, I..." Yuan Liang said enviously.

"Get lost." As soon as he opened his mouth, Shen Ze knew what he was going to say.

"Okay." Yuan Liang said quickly.

Duan Jin took a look at Cheng Lan and he understood, "I'm going out..."

Yuan Liang: "..." I shouldn't have come here, this is really a decision I regret.Two couples plus a dog, isn't he looking for abuse for himself?

"The game is ready to begin."

"five,"

"Four,"

"three,"

"two,"

"one,"

Fifteen people ran after the blacks one after another. The blacks were actually people recruited by the program group temporarily.Therefore, there are different heights, shorts, fats and thins. In order to reduce the cost of the program, the people who are looking for are basically voluntary people.So most of them are fans of these e-sports players, especially Gu Shen and Captain Shen.

"Caught it! Got it! Give me the thing." Yuan Liang grabbed an aunt.

"If you caught me, I'll let you hehehe..." The aunt smiled, showing her yellow teeth.

"I mean the air ticket? Give it to me..." Yuan Liang said impatiently.

"Empty bag. No air ticket, only a sweet kiss from me." The aunt grabbed his arm and put her mouth on it. The smell was disgusting.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP, let me go! Let me go!" Yuan Liang struggled frantically, "Where do the program crew find the old onions?!"

The camera took a close-up of Yuan Liang's frightened expression, which was directly used as a promotional video.

Yuan Liang: Take the bamboo shoots!

The screen turned and came directly to the other side.Team Thunder had a fast runner who caught a little black guy with one hand and issued two tickets directly.Although there are a lot of empty bags, but he can't bear to catch more.

Shen Ze was also very helpful and issued a ticket.He originally gave this ticket to Gu Ange first, but when he looked back, he found that he didn't need it at all.

"Ladies and sisters, can you give me your air tickets? This is really important to me~" Gu Ange put on a handsome pose, winking at them.

"Give it! I have one here, and I'll give it to you!" The young ladies couldn't resist the temptation of beauty in an instant, and in a blink of an eye, they forgot the instructions of the program group.

Program group: It’s hasty, you should know that you shouldn’t recruit people.

"I have it here too!" A big brother couldn't resist Gu Shen's charm, and handed over the air ticket in his hand to him.

"Brother, why are you here to join in the fun?" Gu Ange never thought that he would have male fans.

"Gu Shen, I love you, you are so handsome!" the male fan roared loudly.

"Miss and sisters are not only beautiful, but also so kind. Your boyfriend should be very happy, unlike me..." Before Gu Ange finished speaking, Shen Ze's hand was already around his waist, threatening Nasally said: "It's not like you, huh?"

Gu Ange's back felt cold, and he quickly changed the following sentence, "It's not like me, who has such a good boyfriend."

"Ahhh! Captain Shen is also so handsome, it's true."

"Captain Shen's boyfriend is so powerful!"

"Well, well, it matches my face. Believers are willing to be a vegetarian for ten years, in exchange for them to get married in place and hold each other for three years."

"Hold 360 five times a year."

"Good guy, he can't give birth without a sow."

"While I'm not around, you're going to flirt with girls everywhere, aren't you?" Shen Ze narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"No, no, how dare I? Didn't I just want to help you get tickets~" Gu Ange quickly expressed his loyalty.

Shen Ze was too lazy to listen to his small-mouthed explanation, and dragged him away.

"Ahhh, save me—" Gu Ange begged for help from his little fan girl.

With just one look from Shen Ze, they were instantly cowed, how dare they rob Captain Shen?

Gu Ange just stood there and got two tickets directly.On Yuan Liang's side, I don't know what kind of physique he is, he only recruits aunts, his face is full of lipstick marks, and he hasn't gotten a ticket yet.

Duan Jin directly snatched the clothes of a little black man, and then pretended to be their accomplice.Cheng Lan ran after the group of little black men, and when the little black men were about to be overtaken, Duan Jin quickly shouted towards him: "Here, here—give me the things quickly, don't let them succeed."

The little black man who was being chased ran over to him as if he had found a savior, and handed him the ticket in his hand.

Air ticket +1

"Here, here—" Duan Jin hurriedly shouted at the little black man, and obtained another ticket in the same way.

Air ticket +2

After a while, all the air tickets in the hands of the men in black were taken by them.

The God of War got five cards in total, except for Gu Ange's two cards and Yuan Liang's zero card, the rest are one for each person.

Lei Ting got a total of three cards, and Vientiane only had two cards left.Gu Ange gave Yuan Liang the extra ticket, and Yuan Liang wept bitterly.

"Wooooow~ Thank you, boss." Yuan Liang said.

Gu Ange gave him a disgusted look, and said, "Look at how promising you are, hurry up and wipe off the lipstick marks on your face."

Yuan Liang took a picture with her mobile phone as a mirror, her face was covered with lipstick marks, and they were all kissed by the aunt.Just think about it... vomit~

There was no other way, the other five people who didn't have tickets could only buy tickets with their own money, and the group of them finally boarded the plane successfully.

Because the island is far away, the plane flew for about ten hours before arriving at the island.To think of the island, you have to go there by boat.

Although I didn't do anything that day, I was tired after sitting on the plane all day.Obviously it should be dark at this time, but the sky is still bright in this place. This is because the darkness here is two or three hours later than the other side, so it is enough to reach the island before dark, and you have to Continue to go by boat.

"How far is it?" Gu Ange was a little sleepy now, so he asked the staff.

"It will take less than an hour to get there," the staff replied.

"I'll sleep for a while." Gu Ange nestled in Shen Ze's arms and found a comfortable position.

"Go to sleep. I'll call you when we arrive." Shen Ze said so, and then Gu Ange fell asleep in peace.

Yuan Liang had already hugged the suitcase, leaning on it and sleeping like a dead pig.

An hour later, the boat successfully landed.

"An'an, wake up." Shen Ze shook his hand and kissed it on his lips.

Gu Ange woke up slowly, not getting enough sleep.Seeing Yuan Liang at the side, Shen Ze kicked him directly and said, "Wake up!"

Yuan Liang was startled awake, and hurriedly followed the team to disembark.

Because everyone is too tired today, the program team has prepared tents and food for them conscientiously. As for what to eat for dinner and which tent to live in, you have to play games to get it.

If you want to eat something, you have to eat it in a ring.You can eat whatever fits in the set. If you don’t fit in the set, you won’t have anything to eat at night.

"Each team has ten circles. As for how to divide the circles, it's up to you to divide the circles within the team. Anyway, you can eat whatever suits you. If you don't win the suit, you have nothing to eat." The director said from the side. soundtrack.

A table of food.There are staple food and side dishes, the table is very long, but the distance between the food is a bit far, it is still a bit difficult.

"The order of determining the priority is rock-paper-scissors. Each team shoots one representative, and whoever wins goes first."

"Yuan Liang, come here, I believe in you. Come on!" Gu Ange directly gave him a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

"Boss, I will never disappoint your expectations!" Yuan Liang thought that Gu Ange trusted him so much, so he was full of confidence.

Who knew that Gu Ange said directly in the next second: "If you dare to lose, you don't have to go back to God of War."

Yuan Liang was taken aback for a moment, feeling cold in his heart.It was a second slower when he punched, but fortunately he won one and entered the final.

He lost in the second game, Yuan Liang was terrified at that time, for fear that he would be kicked out of the God of War.

"Boss, I've tried my best. Don't drive me out of God of War—" Yuan Liang hugged Gu Ange and cried with snot and tears.

"Okay, okay, I'm just kidding you, I won't drive you out of God of War." Gu Ange quickly explained.

"Really?" Yuan Liang looked at him with tears in his eyes.

"Really, really." Gu Ange really didn't want others to know that he knew this person, it was too embarrassing.

The Thunder won the first place. They directly gathered all ten circles into the hands of one person and threw them out. The hit rate was as high as 60.00%, and they directly caught six of them.There are staple foods and other delicious food, enough for them to eat together.

The second team was Gu Ange and the others, and they handed over all the circles to Cheng Lan.In fact, Cheng Lan is a hidden master of traps, nine out of ten hits, but he didn't play very well this time, only eight hits.

The Vientiane team has never played with the ring at all.I can only learn from the first two teams, throw out all five, and keep five for one by one.

In the end, nothing was done well, and ten circles got a plate of peanuts.

The five people were just dumbfounded, the five of them ate a plate of peanuts, the director and them must be crazy.

Zhanshen and Lei Ting both ate deliciously, and only five people from Vientiane looked at a plate of peanuts.No one moved their mouths, probably out of embarrassment.

The people in Vientiane couldn't help swallowing their saliva seeing how delicious they were all eating.Suddenly someone ate a peanut, and the war was on the verge of breaking out. Five people quarreled over a plate of peanuts.

The director and the rest of the staff took care of the rest of the food.

Gu Ange was a little stuffed, seeing the pitiful appearance of the Vientiane Club, she couldn't help feeling compassionate, and gave away some of the remaining steamed buns and other things.

"We can't finish eating, you can eat." Gu Ange said.

"Thank you, thank you..." The people in Vientiane Club were almost moved to tears by a plate of steamed buns.

"Actually, I can still eat two steamed buns." Yuan Liang looked at the plate of steamed buns with some reluctance.

Gu Ange directly gave him a chestnut, "If you eat it, you will know how to eat it."

"Hey, I'm hungry~" Yuan Liang said coquettishly.

After dinner, it's time to choose a tent.The quality of the tents is also different. There are luxury versions, civilian versions, and even slum versions.

No one wants to live in the slum version, where there are just a few pieces of rags hanging, plus two simple sleeping bags, it’s really not too depressed.As soon as you open your eyes, you can directly see the sun of tomorrow.

"This time the game is simpler, just jumping horses. Horses with different difficulties correspond to different tents. The initial difficulty is one, two and three, which correspond to three versions of tents. The higher the level, the more difficult it is. If you want to live The more luxurious the tent, the more horses you have to jump over."

"Who will come first?" the staff asked.

"Let's challenge three of them directly." Gu Ange raised his hand, and directly dispatched Cheng Lan, who had the longest legs.

"Okay, God of War Club challenges three horses." The staff member repeated.

Immediately, three photography teachers put down their cameras and acted as three horses, bending over and lining up in a row.What Cheng Lan had to do was to get over the first horse and pass the three horses.

This was not difficult for Cheng Lan, who had long arms and legs, and jumped over without even holding on.

Director: When I first started thinking about this game, I didn't expect this kind of perversion.

"It's so simple? Let's challenge four horses directly." The people of the Vientiane Club couldn't sit still after watching the demonstration. This time they must avenge their shame.

"Come on, four horses."

Another camera teacher put down his camera and acted like a vaulting horse.No way, the program group has limited funds.

Vientiane directly sent a man who looked more reliable, he took a few steps back and began to swear.After getting ready, he rushed up confidently, passed the first horse, and rode directly on the neck of the fourth camera teacher.This huge impact almost didn't make the camera teacher die on the spot.

Camera teacher: Amen, may there be no more vaults in this world.

"It's all right, are you all right?" The director almost thought his neck was broken when he heard the crisp "click", and almost didn't scare his soul away.

People in Vientiane quickly jumped off the photographer's neck, and the camera teacher held his neck in pain, "No, no, it's twisted."

"Doctor, come and show him—" the director shouted to the accompanying doctors.

The doctor and his little assistant hurried over with the first aid kit, checked the patient's injuries and went to give first aid.

"The Vientiane Club lost the right to compete for luxury tents." The director announced the results of the competition.

"You can do what you want, you can jump over for me if you step on the horse. You are a vegetable and love to play, your mother will sleep directly in the sea."

"It's because of him that we missed the luxury tent, brothers beat him up!"

There are four people playing mahjong together, how many people are there in total?The answer is five, because the person who was beaten was nicknamed Mahjong.

Mahjong was beaten by four groups of people, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he repeatedly begged for mercy.

"Stop hitting, stop hitting, I was wrong. I don't dare to show off anymore, stop hitting..."

"Let's directly challenge five!" the Thunder Club said harshly.

"The Thunder Club directly adds five horses." The director said.

The fifth cameraman couldn't help swallowing, touched his neck, and sighed secretly: This money is not easy to earn.

"Brother, if I can't go back, remember to take care of my wife and my newborn daughter. After all, I am an incompetent father, and I will give all my savings over the years to my wife. Remember to tell my wife , if possible, let her bring her daughter to remarry." The fifth cameraman has already begun to explain his last words.

Another photographer also burst into tears, saying: "I will! Brother, you can go at ease."

"I'm going!"

Another photographer turned around and sent a WeChat message to the photographer's daughter-in-law: We will be together soon.

The Thunder Club sent people to jump the length of five horses. At first, the fifth photographer thought he was dead, but it was unexpected that Thunder's people really jumped over.So I was moved and wept bitterly, which was the joy of the rest of my life after the catastrophe.

"Woooooo...I'm not dead, that's great." The fifth photographer hugged his brother excitedly.

"Great." His brother was also happy for him, and laughed and cried directly: "Great!"

What a hammer, why don't you die?With a grin on his mouth, his mother is selling it in his heart.Ouch, I seem to have discovered something incredible.

"If you want to beat them, you have to increase the length to six horses. If you can't jump over, you have to compete with the Vientiane Club for a civilian tent, or give up and get a civilian tent directly," the director reminded.

The distance between the six horses is indeed a bit far, and it is difficult to jump over.Even Cheng Lan wasn't sure this time, because he hung up, he didn't dare to be so confident.

"I'll do it! Just add seven horses to him—" Gu Ange said without hesitation.

"Seven horses. Heh, is it Liang Jingru who gave you the courage?" At this moment, Lei Ting's people had already smiled disdainfully.

"Does it matter if you just jump over?" Gu Ange already had an idea in his mind, and asked about the rules worriedly.

"Yes." The director gave him a response.

"Then it's no problem, come on." Gu Ange suddenly felt a little confident.

"Can you?" Shen Ze asked him worriedly, grabbing his arm.

"Don't worry." Gu Ange gave him a firm look.

Looking into his eyes, Shen Ze felt at ease.That's right... Every time Ling Ying was in a desperate situation before, as long as he saw his eyes, Ling Ying would always win that game.

With seven horses added, the photographers behind trembled, fearing that their careers would be over.

"Hey!" Gu Ange calculated the position and rushed up, directly completed a huge somersault on their backs, and successfully passed seven horses.

"Director, isn't this a foul?" Seeing Gu Ange jump over, Lei Ting's people were impatient.

"Why is this a foul? The director said just now that you just need to jump over it. Will such a big director play tricks?" Yuan Liang deliberately cut off the director's way out.

The director wanted to go back on his word, but after hearing what Yuan Liang said, he felt embarrassed to go back on it.And this sentence was indeed said by him, so it must be considered that he passed seven horses.

"Seven horses have passed, are there any horses to add?" the director continued.

"We gave up..." Thunderbolt's people announced that they had given up, and they would directly get the civilian tents.

Civilian tents are ordinary tents, there is nothing special about them, but there is nothing bad about them, and they can be used together.As for the luxurious tent, it looks much better than the other two from the outside, and the sleeping bags inside are also luxurious.

Not only that, but there is also a luxurious fruit plate inside.Sure enough, luxury tents are just different.

The tents in the slums sleep in ordinary sleeping bags, but the appearance of the tents is that kind of tattered.The other tents are okay, but there are a few holes. One tent is really unbearable. The tent is just a few strips of cloth, and the beach is directly open to the air. Don't be too environmentally friendly.

The cloth tent directly defaulted to Mahjong's sleep, because he was the culprit, and Mahjong himself readily accepted it.After all, how could he dare to refute, and to refute is to be beaten severely.

"Everyone is tired all day today, go back to sleep early. We have to get up early tomorrow, good night." The director finally announced that he was off work, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The sleepy ones went straight into the tents and fell asleep, and some thought the night was beautiful and looked at the stars.Or go to the beach to wash your face, then wash and go to bed.Everyone freely started their comfortable off-duty life, and the night has quietly fallen.

Good night... Kojima.

next day

"Boom boom boom! Get up, get up—"

"Boom boom boom! Get up, get up—"

"Boom boom boom! Get up, get up—"

The director woke up the members of the three teams with a gong, "Get up, we have to start business."

"Now you have 10 minutes to wash up, and gather here in 10 minutes." The director pinched the stopwatch in his hand and said.