I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

"That's true. But you still have to give us an explanation today, and tell us why." However, people in Vientiane simply don't accept this kind of thing.

Gu Ange: "..."

Co-author I talked so much with you just now, you didn't listen to a word, did you?

"Although you are very good at speaking, you must tell me about this matter." People from the Thunder Club also began to echo.

Gu Ange: Help!

"Say it, tell it quickly."

"If you don't say anything, I'll take care of you first."

"Yes! Say it now!"

Gu Ange was caught in the middle of a dilemma, his brain was running fast, and he quickly came up with an idea.

Suddenly his eyes widened in the chaos, and he said loudly, "Brother, be careful! The people from Vientiane are sneaking up behind you."

As soon as Lei Ting's people heard these words, they immediately reacted, raised their water guns and fired upwards.

After the paint hit the name tag on his body, the people in Vientiane immediately reacted, picked up the water gun and shot back.At the same time, Gu Ange took advantage of the chaos and no one noticed him, hurriedly got off the tree, and ran away with the fruit in his hand.

It took a lot of hard work to get this fruit, so it can't be lost.

"Hurry up, run!" Gu Ange kept urging the photographer behind him to keep up while running.

The photographer really felt that it took eight lifetimes of bad luck to follow Gu An'an. Is it easy for him to follow behind with a camera carrying dozens of kilograms?

After a while, Gu Ange ran to a place where no one could be seen, and then stopped.The announcement of the elimination of people began to sound over the island.

"Thunder Club XX is eliminated!"

"Vientiane Club XXX eliminated!"

"Thunder Club XXX is eliminated!"

"Vientiane Club XX eliminated!"

"..."

Listening to the broadcast above his head, Gu Ange finally smiled.Regardless, his goal was achieved.Although there was a little episode in the middle, it can be completely ignored.

The members of the Thunder Club and the Vientiane Club have all been eliminated, and then it becomes an internal battle in the God of War Club.

That silly boy Yuan Liang has fallen in love with picking up guns. He may not even understand the rules of the game clearly. He is exhausted with more than a dozen guns on his back.But he still didn't throw away a water gun, because this is a man's honor, which symbolizes his bravery and skill in fighting.

Gu Ange ran into Duan Jin, the two were rivals.Duan Jin doesn't like Gu Ange because he thinks he is not good enough for his boss.Gu Ange raised his giant water gun and started shooting. Duan Jin was defeated by his shooting.

No way, the water gun in Gu Anan's hand is too powerful.He couldn't fight Gu An'an head-on, because he couldn't hit him at all, and the water gun in his hand was not as far away as his water gun.Duan Jin originally planned to retreat, and would sneak up on him next time when he found a chance.

Who knew that he saw Duan Jin's sneaky figure behind Gu An'an, who seemed to be planning to sneak attack.So Duan Jin was going to help him, which completely attracted Gu An'an's attention.

Yuan Liang took a look, oh, what a great opportunity.

I said silently in my heart: I'm sorry, boss.You are the biggest stumbling block for me to eat seafood dinner, after I get rid of you first, I will kill Duan Jin, I will not disgrace you.

Thinking of this, Yuan Liang raised his water gun and rushed forward secretly.Shooting at Gu Ange's name tag, Gu Ange felt that his body was wet.Looking back, it turned out to be that idiot Yuan Liang.

Gu Ange glanced at his name tag, there was no color on it, and that idiot Yuan Liang was holding a colorless water gun.Gu Ange directly killed him with a water gun, and eliminated this rebellious little brother.

"God of War Club, Yuan Liang is eliminated!"

Yuan Liang was dazed by the sudden broadcast, and asked her question to the camera, "How could I be eliminated? I have already shot his name tag, he should be 'dead' now, why? Can you still eliminate me? And why didn't he broadcast the elimination?"

The photography teacher was speechless to him. Is this kid really stupid or fake?

"You didn't even figure out the rules of the game, so you wanted to sneak up on me. No wonder you can only be a younger brother." Gu Ange laughed at him mercilessly.

Originally, Duan Jin still had great hopes for him, hoping that he could get rid of Gu An'an, a serious worry in his heart.I didn't expect him to be so disappointing, he failed in the sneak attack, and even eliminated himself.In contrast, Duan Jin expressed his disappointment with him.

Slip away...I can't handle him.

Seeing that the situation was not right for Duan Jin, he turned around and left without any reluctance to fight.This is the demeanor of a general who can survive to the end, Yuan Liang is at most a cannon fodder.

After dealing with Yuan Liang, Gu Ange came to see Duan Jin again, but he didn't know where he had gone.If you slip fast, or else you will be buried here directly.

The game has entered a fierce stage, and there are only two couples left on the battlefield at this time.When meeting their old gong, how should they choose?

Gu Ange held up his water gun and looked around vigilantly.As long as someone dared to come out, he would shoot at him directly, without any skills at all.

As they walked, Gu Ange and Shen Ze bumped into each other.When Gu Ange saw Shen Ze, he immediately put down the gun.Shen Ze also put the gun back behind his back and walked towards him.

Gu Ange's face was full of grievances, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop And People And People Are Bullying Me."

Thunder: I have never seen such a brazen person.

Wanxiang: Who is bullying who is still unknown. Hey!

Gu Ange's voice from brother Ze directly softened Shen Ze's heart, he could give him whatever he wanted, even his life.

"Hug~" Gu Ange opened his arms and begged for a hug.

Shen Ze reached out to hug him, but felt something hard pressed against his chest.Shen Ze looked down and saw that it was a normal-sized water gun.

Gu Ange successfully hooked his lips into a smile, and opened his thin lips lightly, "Bang~"

Shen Ze's name tag was hit by the water gun, and it was colored.At the same time, the radio above sounded.

"God of War Club, Shen Ze eliminated..."

Beauty trick, I fell for it!be cheated!

Gu Ange put on a handsome pose, blew on the smoke that didn't exist at the muzzle of the gun, and said, "Men will only affect the speed of shooting, I'm sorry~"

Shen Ze was really annoyed and funny by him, the annoyed one was that Gu Ange was really willing to shoot him, the funny one was that Gu Ange even shot him, and he still thought that the other party was just cute.

Ah... why did I bring him a cute filter?Completely, it is not an opponent.Shen Ze has been eaten to death by Gu Ange, but he is still a little angry, after all, he "killed" for the person he loves the most.

"Gu, An, Ge." Shen Ze called his full name angrily.

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and take this eliminated person to where he should go." Gu Ange said to the program crew.

"Hmm..." Gu Ange miscalculated, he didn't expect that he would be kissed by someone who had already been eliminated.

"Director! Drag people down quickly!" Gu Ange was terrified by this forced kiss. This is recording a show. Doesn't this mean that people all over the country know that I have been...suffered?Woohoo...my image is gone forever.

Several photographers looked at each other in blank dismay, should this be taken or not?

The program team finally came, and a few men in black came out to take Shen Ze to the elimination place.

After seeing the person, Gu Ange felt a little lucky. Finally, someone came and could save him from the fire and water.

"Give me 10 minutes, I want to clean up someone." Shen Ze said directly to the program team.This is not in a tone of discussion with them, this is to inform them directly.

"Don't listen to him—help me! Save me! Help me, I don't want to be taken away! Help—" Gu Ange's appeal for help was fruitless, and Shen Ze dragged him behind the boulder.

The director asked the photographers not to shoot this unsuitable scene, because even if it was filmed, it would not be broadcast.

In fact, it has already exceeded 10 minutes, but the photographers and even the director did not dare to rush, so they could only wait outside.

After nearly half an hour, Shen Ze finally came out from behind.With a smile on his face, he said to the black people, "Let's go."

After Shen Ze left, several minutes later, Gu Ange finally came out from behind.His face was still flushed, his clothes were messy, and there seemed to be something white stuck to his trousers.It can only be experienced but cannot be described in words. Please make up your own mind about what happened.

"Damn Shen Ze, I can't stop talking to him." Gu Ange walked in a strange posture, cursing while walking.

The two photographers exchanged glances, ah...it's a bit exciting, and young people can still play.

Duan Jin has also met Cheng Lan.Because he was afraid of being punished, Duan Jin could only ask him cautiously, "If I accidentally eliminated you, what would you do?"

"It's time to clean up?" Cheng Lan glanced at him, and Duan Jin hesitated for a second.

"I dare not dare, but I really want to eat a seafood feast." Duan Jin could only look at him pitifully, trying to make him feel compassionate.

"If you want to eat, you can't eliminate me." Cheng Lan said.

"But only No.1 can eat it." Duan Jin continued to pretend to be pitiful and attack.

Cheng Lan sighed and said, "Kiss me..."

Duan Jin's eyes lit up, it seemed that there was something going on.So, as he said, she started kissing him.

"Not enough." Cheng Lan continued.

Duan Jin didn't believe it yet, and continued to kiss him violently.After kissing him n times, Duan Jin put his arms around his neck and asked him, "Is that enough?"

"It's still not enough." Cheng Lan looked expressionless on his face, but he was already happy in his heart.

The photographers on both sides are full of dog food, boy, is this a love show?Isn't this an e-sports player?How did they start to be in pairs?

Duan Jin had already given up other parts of his body and concentrated on attacking the mouth.Every time you kiss, there will be a chirping sound.After a dozen kisses like this, Cheng Lan's mouth has become crystal clear, it's all Duan Jin's saliva.But he also licked his lips without hesitation, and handed his own water gun to his hand.

Aim at the nameplate and pull the trigger.

"God of War Club, Cheng Lan eliminated..."

Although it was just a small water gun, Duan Jin felt heartache.He must get No.1, and he must not live up to Cheng Lan's expectations of him.

Welcome to the final round.

"Come out for a one-on-one fight, what are you waiting for? There are only two of us here, let's make it quick." Duan Jin shouted towards the empty forest.

At this time, Master Gu Ange had already replenished his ammunition, and appeared behind him, aiming at his name tag with a giant water gun.Hearing the movement behind him, Duan Jin knew that he was coming, so he turned his head quickly.

The ultimate bayonet duel.Duan Jin has two water guns, one is his and the other is Cheng Lan's.Gu Ange didn't hesitate at all, and went straight to fight him.Because he is holding a giant water gun, the largest gun in the audience, with the strongest battery life and the longest range.

What is he afraid of?It should be that the other party was afraid when they saw him.Their white T-shirts are covered in paint, but their name tags are still clean.After fighting for a long time, there was no winner.

Gradually, the water power is insufficient.Duan Jin quickly changed Cheng Lan's gun, but Gu Ange's giant water gun ran out of water, so he had to switch to a small water gun to fight him.

In fact, the two of them are okay, the photographer behind them is the real unlucky one.Not only did the paint water often get on the lens, they had to wipe it off, otherwise the scenes would not be recorded.No one was spared on their clothes, bodies, or heads. This is the so-called fight between gods and immortals, and will mortals suffer?

Seeing that his water power gradually weakened, Gu Ange saw that the opportunity had come.As soon as he rolled forward, he rolled directly in front of him.Duan Jin's name tag was completely exposed in front of him at this time, and Gu Ange sprayed on his name tag.

"Fuck! There's no water—" Gu Ange was almost pissed off by the broken water gun.

Hearing this, Duan Jin suddenly had the opportunity to shoot at his name tag.Fortunately, Gu Ange dodged sideways and avoided the fatal blow.

All the eliminated members raised their ears and waited for the sound of the radio. They were also waiting. Who will be the final winner?

Beep—insert an ad.New Elegant Men's Shampoo, Pantene Exclusive...Sorry for the wrong set.

Gu Ange bent down directly, and took out a mini water gun from the pocket at his feet.

biu~

Duan Jin persisted and fired at his name tag again, getting closer and closer to his name tag as he slept.The water flow on both sides hit the nameplate successively, but there must be a sequence.

The shooting distance of the mini water gun is relatively short. Although the water gun is small, it is no worse than the big water gun.Moreover, although the water flow of the small water gun was thin, it couldn't bear the speed and hit Duan Jin's name tag first.The result of the game is out, and the gong is struck three times.

"God of War Club, Duan Jin eliminated—"

Everyone who heard the news already understood who the winner of the match was, Duan Jin felt wronged and went to Cheng Lan for comfort and a hug.

"Cheng Lan, woo woo woo~ I still haven't been able to beat him." Duan Jin hugged his waist, crying with snot and tears.

"It's okay, it's okay." Cheng Lan hurriedly comforted her little friend.

"But I really want to eat seafood, I'm so hungry." Duan Jin has already longed for seafood to a certain extent.

"May I catch fish for you tonight?" Cheng Lan comforted.

"Can you?" Duan Jin looked up from his arms, looking at him with whirling eyes.

"Of course. I'm good at catching fish. You can eat as much as you want. Okay, don't cry." Cheng Lan promised, and then tidied his hair, sweating it to stick it to his face Come on, it's so hot.

"Hmm..." Duan Jin's voice was still a little choked, after all, he lost the game.

"Today's game is over. The rest of the time is up to you. As for what you can eat tonight, it's up to you." The director said cruelly.

Others began to resign themselves to looking for small fish and crabs on the shore, and Gu Ange, as the winner, had already brought it to the boat to enjoy a seafood feast.

"Wow...all these are mine alone?" Gu Ange asked the camera.

The camera nodded and answered his question.

"You can only eat it here, you can't take it away." The staff reminded aloud.

"Okay, okay, then I'll start it." Gu Ange said and started to eat, especially expensive ones.

In order for Duan Jin to be able to eat seafood, Cheng Lan made a simple steel fork out of discarded items floating over from the shore, and went into the water to stick fish.Duan Jin stood on a high rock and looked at him. He didn't see any fish for a long time, so Duan Jin was so anxious that he wanted to go into the water.

"Don't come down, wait up there..." Cheng Lan warned.

Hearing his words, Duan Jin retracted his foot just as he stretched out half of it.He should be obedient, otherwise he will be dealt with badly.

"Back, behind, there is a big fish!" Duan Jin was very excited when he saw the fish, and quickly reminded.

"Hush..." Cheng Lan reminded him to calm down so that he could catch fish.

Duan Jin let out an "oh", shut up quickly, and stared at the big fish intently.

Cheng Lan looked at the fish and quickly took a deep breath, even forgetting to breathe for a moment.Slowly approach it, be light, be quiet...

He raised the steel fork and dropped it. The steel fork passed through the fish's body and stopped moving immediately.

"I caught it, I caught it, give it to me!" Duan Jin was very happy.

Cheng Lan threw the fish ashore, and Duan Jin picked it up.This fish still has patterns on it, which is quite beautiful, but it has no vitality now, and it can only twitch from time to time.

"I saw the crab, it's under that rock." Duan Jin was surprised suddenly.

"Is it under this rock?" Cheng Lan asked him.

Duan Jin nodded hastily, "Hmm! That's it."

"Bring me a big rock." Cheng Lan said to him.

Duan Jin picked a suitable stone for him and handed it over. Cheng Lan took the stone and hit the one with the crab hidden twice.After smashing it twice, the stone was pushed away, and the crabs underneath had been knocked out, Cheng Lan picked them up and threw them on it.

There is one more dish, the needle does not poke~

But this was still not enough for the two of them to eat, so they could only keep searching.There will be oysters and clams and other creatures on the stones on the shore, which can be eaten raw by pulling them off.

Then they continued to miss a few fish with the steel fork, and went back to light the fire with a full harvest.The conscience of the program crew finally didn't lose to that point, and they didn't let them drill wood to make fire, otherwise this group of people would be more than half crazy.

Shen Ze directly made a few simple traps, found a few baits on the beach and put them in, then went back to the tent and lay down for a while.After about half an hour or so, he went to collect the trap.

After a while, the harvest was full, and he returned with his spoils.Seeing how easy it was for them to catch their prey, Yuan Liang felt itchy in his heart, borrowed their steel forks and went out.

But it turned out that this was not the case at all. He didn't even see any wool when he went out, let alone fish and crabs.

"What the hell, where did you get your stuff?" Yuan Liang turned around and shouted at the young couple.

"Walk up." Duan Jin kindly reminded.

go up?Yuan Liang frowned and walked up.It was Yuan Liang's turn to go out to find food, either sea urchins or electric eels.Pricking the hands is quite tricky, but it is also very delicious, but it is a bit life-consuming.

All the people in the Vientiane Club were dispatched, and they didn't know what they were doing. They just watched them fetching water from a distance.

Yuan Liang gnawed at the eel in his hand, watching their behavior with question marks all over his face.

"What are they doing?" Yuan Liang ate dinner and watched the play comfortably.

"I don't know. It's too far away, I can't see clearly." Duan Jin was eating crabs and also watching the show.

After a while, they figured it out.The people from the Vientiane Club carried the things in the water on their shoulders and came back in good spirits.It turned out that they were catching fish, and what they caught was not an ordinary fish, but a small shark.Although there is only one small shark, it is enough for them to eat.

The director was immediately frightened. Did he invite a group of bandits?Fucked directly with the shark in the sea, even though it was only a small shark, it was pretty fierce.

Not to be outdone, the members of the Thunder Club directly carried a great white shark back.

director:"???"

Photographer: "???"

other people:"???"

Now I’m too embarrassed to talk without eating a shark. Shark: I’m afraid...

Sharks are so scared that they dare not swim nearby.

Gu Ange was full on the boat, but there was still a lot of seafood on the table.He wanted to pack it back, but suffered from lack of tools.Then he glanced at the tablecloth on the table and had an idea.

"I'm done eating, I'm going back first." Gu Ange said and left with a bag of things in his hand. The director team was a little confused and looked inside the boat.There were only some empty plates left on the table and even the tablecloth was gone.

"Catch him!" the director shouted hastily.

Gu Ange heard the voice behind him and ran away.Hehehe, I didn't expect that!I didn't even leave the tablecloth with you.After Gu Ange picked up the things, he hurried back to divide up the stolen goods, and returned to the tent with the tablecloth, calling them over to eat seafood.

"Where's Shen Ze?" Gu Ange asked Yuan Liang.

While eating, Yuan Liang replied vaguely: "I don't know. I was still here just now, it seems that I have gone out."