Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 10 Dig a pit and jump yourself!

Wu Di looks forward to the stars and the moon, and when 24 hours are up, he immediately opens the friend panel to summon Epee Wufeng.

Epee Wufeng is not online.

Chen Jianfeng was busy and didn't have time to play games.

Chen Jianfeng didn't notice him at all when Wu Di passed by deliberately holding a cup of coffee. Wu Di walked around behind Chen Jianfeng to look at him for a while, then turned back and walked back to the office.

An hour later, Epee Wufeng went online.

It happened to be off work at this time, so Wu Di manipulated Tian Wudi to run over to see that Epée Wufeng was standing blankly on the side of the street, as if he was about to set up a stall.

Wu Di poked him: "Hello, are you there?"

"In!!!" Epee Wufeng burst out a big text bubble.

Chen Jianfeng quickly set the price, set the price as high as possible, marked the price, sat down on the ground, set up the booth and said, "Brother, I have something to go out for a while, just take whatever you like!"

Seeing the price tag, Wu Di sneered, played the game and turned off the game, not knowing what to see.

On the basketball court, Wu Di and Chen Jianfeng were still partners. They practiced passing the ball today. Lu Tao led the crowd to block desperately. Wu Di and Chen Jianfeng shuttled through the crowd, passing the ball back and forth with ease.

Wu Di passed on, and suddenly felt something was wrong, as if what he was throwing in his hand was not a basketball, but a hydrangea ball, and the person opposite was not Chen Jianfeng, but an epee Wufeng!

Well, Chen Jianfeng was originally an epee without a front...

Wu Di's face became hot, he failed to pass the ball well and was snatched by Lu Tao.

Wu Di praised casually: "Not bad, well done!"

He raised his head and met Chen Jianfeng's gaze. Wu Di quickly turned his face away and said to Lu Tao, "You have made great progress, come and practice duel with me."

Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei had a rest. Liu Wei bought two cans of Coke and gave one to Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng opened the tab and raised his head to drink. Liu Wei snapped the tab, and when he was wondering how to open it, Chen Jianfeng handed his can to him.

"Drink it first, and use something to pry this after you go back." Chen Jianfeng said.

Liu Wei drank half of it and returned it to Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng smiled and patted his head. Liu Wei was still the same as when he was a child. Opening a soda can would always break the tab, and the damage rate was [-]%. Chen Jianfeng was convinced.

"Do you want to drink?" Chen Jianfeng asked.

"Give me another sip." Liu Wei was very thirsty.

"Crack!" A can of Coke with the tab removed was handed to him, and Wu Di thoughtfully inserted a straw.

Liu Wei was flattered and took it tremblingly.

Wu Di sat beside him, shaking his clothes to cool off, he was sweating and sticky all over.

I really want to take a shower.

"Come take a shower at my place later." Chen Jianfeng said, "By the way, let's have a meal together, I have food at my place."

"But I didn't bring any clothes." Wu Di said.

"I do." Chen Jianfeng winked.

Yue Minglang was tired from playing, so he sat down to rest, glanced at the flushed Wu Di, and unconsciously glanced at Lu Tao's running figure.

Planning Director...Lu Tao...

"Hmph!" Yue Minglang smiled coldly.

Lu Tao suddenly shivered, and a basketball flew diagonally down and hit his hand.

"Oh! Are you okay?" The young man hurried over.

Lu Tao picked up the ball and threw it over: "Be careful!"

Xiaonian apologized and ran away with the ball.

Lu Tao rubbed his hands, his handsome brows furrowed.

"Are you all right? Let me take a look." Wu Di stepped forward, signaled the others to continue practicing, and took Lu Tao to sit outside the court.

Liu Wei happened to have the medicine, so several people helped Lu Tao take the medicine together.

Lu Tao's hands hurt and he couldn't play, so he left after sitting for a while.

Ju Cilang stood under the tree in a daze, Lu Tao poked him for a long time but did not respond, probably he was not in front of the computer.

Lu Tao had no choice but to fight monsters by himself. He hurt his hand and couldn't press the keyboard. Yue Minglang returned to his seat and looked at him silently for a while, and finally couldn't help asking: "Hey, what's the matter! It's so slow to develop a skill?!"

Lu Tao typed each word in pain, "No, I'm eating."

"Then you sit and eat, don't get in the way."

Ju Cilang took over, and the raging sea retreated under the tree.

Lu Tao rubbed his hands and typed: "Big Daddy, shall we go for a divorce?"

"What?"

"Isn't it suitable?"

"What's inappropriate?"

"Gender inappropriate!"

"Anyway, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman when it comes to doing tasks. Besides, men can play faster, don't you think so?" Ju Cilang rarely talked to him calmly.

"But..." Lu Tao still wanted to fight for it.

Ju Cilang said coldly: "Could it be that you have a girlfriend?"

"……No."

"That's fine, I'll do the husband and wife mission later."

Lu Tao's hand hurt so much, he rubbed it again, and typed: "Daddy, can we go another day?"

"What? Your hand hurts?"

He guessed it right!

Lu Tao said honestly, "Yes."

"How did you do it?"

"I got the apple sliced." Lu Tao kept his eyes open, not daring to say that he did it by playing basketball.

Ju Cilang was silent for a while, and then agreed.

"Okay, I won't go today." Ju Cilang said.

Lu Tao heaved a sigh of relief and reminded: "Big Daddy, don't forget this weekend, remember to come!"

After Wu Di took a shower, he came out smelling good. He wiped his hair with a towel and asked casually, "Are you working overtime tonight?"

"No need." Chen Jianfeng shoveled the tomato egg into the plate and said, "Take it out, be careful of burning it."

While washing the pot, Chen Jianfeng snapped back to his senses.

Oh my god, what did you just say?It seems to ask the big boss to serve the food out? !

Looking back, the big boss really brought out the dishes, and was opening the rice cooker to fill them with rice!

Dinner consisted of three dishes and one soup. The three men gathered around the small dining table. Wu Di was very good at stirring up the atmosphere. He made them laugh out loud with a few words. Wu Di laughed with them for a while and asked Liu Wei, "Do you want to work overtime at night?"

"Add." A grain of rice stuck to the corner of Liu Wei's mouth, and Chen Jianfeng raised his hand to help him wipe it off.

Liu Wei likes Chinese cabbage minced with garlic, so Chen Jianfeng put a chopstick in his bowl.

"Play more games, and pay attention to the content of the new version." Wu Di moved the Chinese cabbage to Liu Wei. He felt very guilty for Liu Wei. Wu Di saw it all, and decided to increase or decrease his salary.

As for Chen Jianfeng...

"Mr. Wu, is it tasty enough?" Chen Jianfeng scooped tomato egg rice into his bowl.

Tomato eggs are fragrant and sweet, Wu Di Xili Hulu licked his mouth after eating a bowl.

"Another bowl?" Chen Jianfeng stretched out his hand.

"Okay." Wu Di handed him the empty bowl and asked in a relaxed tone, "I heard that you are married to Tianxia Wudi?"

Epee Wufeng and Invincible Under Heaven are celebrities in the region, and their marriage has caused a lot of trouble in the city, and everyone knows it.

Chen Jianfeng handed him a full bowl of rice and admitted, "It's over."

"How does it feel?"

"Well...it's actually pretty good."

Wu Di choked: "Why?"

"It's very fast to play missions with him. His skills are good, and it's easy to cooperate." Chen Jianfeng put the tomato egg in front of Wu Di.

"You eat." Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng scooped up a spoonful for Liu Wei, then scooped up another spoonful for himself, and said with a smile, "Mr. Wu, we've had enough, eat as much as you like, don't leave any left."

Wu Di mixed tomato eggs into the rice, and Chen Jianfeng saw that he was partial to eating, so he gave him a chopstick of Chinese cabbage.

"Do you play games at night?" Wu Di asked.

"Go... oops! I forgot to turn off the computer!" Chen Jianfeng bumped Liu Wei with his shoulder, "Go back and turn off the computer for me."

"Know it!"

As Liu Wei ate, rice grains stuck to his mouth again, and Chen Jianfeng wiped his mouth with a paper.

"You two have a good relationship." Wu Di looked amused, the two of them looked like a big brother taking care of a little brother.

Chen Jianfeng smiled and said: "Well, I have played with him since childhood."

"Why doesn't Liu Wei move here? There just happens to be an empty room." Wu Di asked.

Liu Wei shook his head: "The house I live in belongs to my uncle."

"Well, it's good to have relatives around when you're away from home." Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng knocked on the bowl: "Hey, hey, are you really not coming to live? My place is so close to the company!"

"Not coming."

"If you don't come, a lot of people are waiting! Don't cry then!"

"Cut!" Liu Wei bumped him with his shoulder, "Wait for a local tyrant to take care of you!"

After Wu Di had dinner, he went back to the company with Liu Wei. Not long after he started playing the game, Epee Wufeng sent a message.

"Great, it's online!"

"Are you free now?"

"Have."

"Go, divorce me!"

"No."

Wu Di was depressed: "What's the matter?"

"Divorce costs a lot of money!"

In order to punish the guy who is unfaithful to love, the planning team unanimously decided that both parties to the divorce should deduct hundreds of gold coins as a handling fee, and if the money is not enough, the divorce will not be given!

Divorce is not something the poor can afford, but it is not a problem for Invincible.

Wu Di sent a message to Lu Tao asking for money, and soon, Lu Tao sent him five thousand gold coins.

Tian Tian Wu Di had [-] gold coins in his pocket, and with a lot of money, he emptied out the stall of Epee Wu Feng.

The two went to Yuelao's place and said they were divorced. When paying the money, they reminded Tian Wudi that there was not enough money. Wu Di opened the backpack and looked, okay, there are three copper coins left.

"Do you want me to lend you some?" Epee Wufeng asked kindly.

Wu Di didn't want his money, so he immediately asked Lu Tao for it. Lu Tao became cruel and gave the big boss [-] gold coins.

When paying the money, Epee Wufeng asked: "Where did you get the money?"

"I sent it from a friend."

"Your girlfriend?"

"What girlfriend?"

"Dad, didn't you say you have a rich girlfriend?"

Wu Di slapped his head, yes, how could he forget his girlfriend!

"Is she still there?" Epee Wufeng asked, "Introduction?"

"Introduce a fart! He's offline, don't hit him, I'll be angry!"

"Him?" Chen Jianfeng challenged.

"it!"

Emma!Wu Di typed: "Her! Don't change the subject! Concentrate on the divorce!"

Yuelao received the money, a dialog box for divorce popped up, click OK...

The frame disappeared, and the two were still husband and wife.

Epee Wufeng still has an "invincible husband" on his head.

Invincible Under Heaven also still has a "Wife with Epee Wufeng" on his head.

Is it stuck?

Both of them went offline, and both went online.

The title is still there, and the relationship between husband and wife has not been dissolved.

what happened?

Liu Wei was also troubled.

He tried his best to persuade Lulujiang, but after receiving the money, he still couldn't get married!

"Yes, it's a bug." Brother Program pushed his glasses, looking calm and relaxed.

"Then fix it quickly!" Wu Di was so depressed that he gave all his money to Yuelao for nothing.

In the end, the program brother still said in a non-salty tone, "It is very troublesome to deal with this bug. You have to disassemble and reorganize the program, rewrite the code, and replace the game version. In other words, it needs to be shut down for maintenance. All married people will be forcibly divorced.”

"Then you mean..."

"Only the players who use the bug are affected, and the number of them is very small. If they have no objections, then don't worry about it, that's it."

"What if they have a problem?"

Brother Program spread his hands: "Then we can only force everyone to divorce to solve this bug."

Wu Di found Lu Tao and had a small meeting with him. That night, he used the gm tool to consult those players who were paired with men and women, and asked them if they had any intention of divorce.

No result.

After all the calculations, there were only three people who wanted to divorce.

Wu Di, Lu Tao, Liu Wei.

Of course, it is impossible to dismantle hundreds of normal pairs for these three people.

Wu Di had no choice but to hide the title of husband and wife.

Lu Tao also looked at Ge Ying, and he would be happy if it was "Ju Cilang's husband", but it happened to be "wife".

"Hide the title?" Ju Cilang chopped down a monster casually, "This title is quite good, why do you want to hide it?"

Ju Cilang liked this title very much, and he didn't hide it at all. Lu Tao was so depressed, and when he was having a headache how to continue brainwashing, Ju Cilang spoke.

"You can hide it if you want." Ju Cilang said, "but there are conditions."

"What conditions?"

"Put on a Tang suit and stand on the bridge."

"why?"

"To go or not?" Ju Cilang said impatiently.

Kuangtao surrendered, obediently put on his Tang suit, stood by the bridge, and asked curiously, "And then?"

"Raise your hand, hold the flower... yes, that's it, don't move."

Lu Tao didn't know what he was doing, so he had to let go of the keyboard and let the character hold the flower with his hands motionless.

After Yue Minglang finished capturing the picture, he did what he said, and really hid the title.

When the two were downloading the dungeon, Nuhai Kuangtao was too stupid to keep up with Ju Cilang, and Ju Cilang asked, "Does your hand hurt?"

"It hurts, it's all swollen."

"Follow me, I'll take you." Jucilang paused, and then said, "Wrap it with gauze, and be careful not to touch the water."

"You are so kind." Lu Tao was a little moved.

Ju Cilang snorted: "Who told me to be your husband?"

Lu Tao: "..."

On the weekend afternoon, Lu Tao arrived half an hour early.

After he settled Lu Jun, he hid himself on the other side of the high-back chair, put on his sunglasses, and opened the newspaper to cover his face.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Lu Jun leaned on the back of the chair with one hand, and was busy playing with his phone with the other.

"Brother, didn't we come too early?" Lu Jun was so bored, he tapped on the back of the chair.

Lu Tao quickly sent a message: Idiot!Don't talk to me!You have to pretend you don't know and understand!

Lu Jun pouted: "Okay."

He took a few puffs of cigarettes, then knocked on the back of the chair: "Brother, do you still have cigarettes?"

A pack of cigarettes was thrown over, Lu Jun took it, shook out one, and when he was about to light a cigarette for himself, a deep voice rang in his ear.

"The raging sea?"

His voice was hoarse and full of magnetism, and the few short words revealed an invisible coercion.

Lu Jun froze, raised his head, and met Yue Minglang's gaze.

Although Yue Minglang was wearing casual clothes today, he was tall and slender, and when he stood there, he had an aura of calmness.

The moment their eyes met, Lu Jun trembled as if he had been hit by an assassin.

Yue Minglang glanced at the pen on his chest, and pointed to his pocket, where there was also a pen pinned.

Lu Jun understood, stood up quickly and smiled, "You are Ju Cilang, right?"

"Nice to meet you." Yue Minglang extended his hand politely, the two shook hands, and Yue Minglang nodded, "Sit."

Every move, completely in charge of the initiative.

Lu Tao was a little lucky, fortunately this younger brother was a half-brother, Lu Tao resembled his mother, and Lu Jun also resembled his mother, so at first glance, the two brothers did not look alike at all.

Yue Minglang flipped through the menu and asked, "Have you ordered?"

"Not yet, you can do whatever you want."

"Okay." Yue Minglang greeted the waiter and ordered a few dishes.

The waiter walked over to Lu Tao with the menu card, and kindly said, "Sir, do you want to order something?"

"Order... order, do you have seafood spaghetti?"

"Have."

"Have one."

"Do you need anything else?"

"One more beer."

"gentlemen……"

"Ok?"

"..." The waiter pointed at the newspaper and smiled while covering his mouth.

Lu Tao looked down.

Depend on!

I turned the newspaper upside down...

The music in the restaurant was soothing, and through the high back of the chair, Lu Tao raised his ears to listen to them.

Yue Minglang is very eloquent, he can chat about almost anything, Lu Jun is a salesman, so his eloquence is also naturally good, he was able to keep up with boss Yue's topics, the two of them chatted quite speculatively, laughing out bursts of laughter.

Lu Tao curled his lips, thinking that if it was his own words, he would definitely be left alone.

Ah bah bah bah!It doesn't matter whether it's cold or not.

The two of them should never have met!

If Boss Yue knew that his little follower was the director of the game company...

The picture was so beautiful that Lu Tao couldn't even think about it.

Lu Tao held his mobile phone, ready to answer the questions in the game. Although he communicated with his younger brother, he was always afraid of being asked about some details.

Yue Minglang didn't ask.

The two chatted about movies while cutting steak.

Lu Tao is usually busy and doesn't have time to watch movies, and he doesn't care about which directors or awards he has won.

He was sleepy.

After finishing the pasta, Lu Tao drank beer leisurely.

A couple came to set up the stage, and they sat opposite to each other.

The rings on the two fingers reflected light, and a money-making idea suddenly popped up in Lu Tao's mind. He hurriedly typed on his mobile phone, and suddenly there was a new message.

He clicked on it, and it was from Wu Di.

Wu Di: "Is it okay to meet? Is the other party handsome? Hahaha!"

Lu Tao screamed in his heart, this is a big game!Dig a hole and jump yourself!Boss, you still have the mind to ask him if he is handsome!

Lu Tao replied: "Very tall, very handsome."

You also know...

But he didn't dare to say it was Yue Minglang.

Fortunately, Wu Di didn't ask further questions, but just told him to take good care of this RMB player and train him a lot.

Lu Tao burst into tears, still cultivating?It's too late for him to shake his hands!

Yue Minglang's phone rang, he said sorry, picked up the phone and walked out of his seat.

Lu Jun immersed himself in typing: "Brother, you are a good netizen!"

Lu Tao was depressed: "What's wrong with him?"

"He looks good, he's quite tall, and he's chatty!" Lu Jun thought for a while before typing, "Although his eyes are a bit scary, he really is an assassin, hahaha."

Lu Tao sweated for a while, and told him to be careful not to reveal his secrets.

The two continued to speak to each other, Lu Tao held the mobile phone with one hand, and put the other hand wrapped in gauze on the table.

It was swollen and itchy, and Lu Tao couldn't help scratching it.

Yue Minglang stood by the window with his mobile phone, looking at Lu Tao scratching his hand from a distance.

Lu Tao shivered suddenly, raised his head and looked over...