Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 11 No more pain in your hands?

The moment their eyes collided, Lu Tao quickly lowered his head.

Before going out, he dressed up specially, wearing casual clothes, with a pair of headphones hanging around his neck, and his hair was messed up, changing his previous elite image.

What's more, with the big sunglasses blocking it, can Yue Minglang recognize him?

Of course not!

Lu Tao unfolded the newspaper and pretended to read it.

Yue Minglang pressed his cigarette butt, and strode forward.

He can't see me can't see me...

Lu Tao was sweating profusely, turning over a page of the newspaper tremblingly.

Yue Minglang stopped a few meters away from him. Lu Tao peeked and found that Yue Minglang was talking to the waiter, and his eyes glanced at him from time to time.

Illusion Illusion Illusion...

After flipping through the newspaper, Lu Tao flipped through it from the beginning.

Yue Minglang stopped by the table, the two couples who were chatting trembled and looked up at him together.

With one hand in his pocket and the other on the back of the chair, Yue Minglang slowly bent down and whispered to someone whose face was on the newspaper: "Coincidental, Director Lu."

Lu Jun pinched the phone blankly. He was talking to his brother at first, but when they confronted each other, his brother sat next to him. Should this statement be correct?

Yue Minglang poured tea for Lu Tao, and introduced to Lu Jun, "This is Lu Tao, an old friend."

Depend on!Who is your old friend!

Yue Minglang: "You think so? Huh?"

Lu Tao opened his mouth and pinched his thigh: "...Yes!"

Now Lu Jun couldn't sit still anymore, he beat his brother to death in his mind, since he is an old acquaintance, why don't you bring him to meet him!

Yue Minglang introduced to Lu Tao again: "This is Fu Hai Kuang Tao, my friend in the game...by the way, what's your name?"

"Lu Jun..."

Lu Tao stepped on Lu Jun's foot under the table. Thanks to Lu Jun's cleverness, he quickly added: "Lu... Road Road, handsome Jun!"

"Hehe, your names are like, Lu Tao, Lu Jun, when you heard it, you thought you were brothers."

Lu Tao: "..."

Lu Jun: "..." qaq oh my feet! ! !

The waiter served the food and brought a pot of old hot soup. Yue Minglang said with a smile: "It's rare for everyone to get together, so let's treat it as meeting a friend and have a meal together."

Lu Tao wanted to leave wholeheartedly, but he refused flatly, "I've eaten."

"It's okay, let's have a bowl of soup." Boss Yue personally scooped up a bowl of soup for them. "This is made of pig's trotters. Your hand is hurt. It's good to eat this. There is a saying..."

Lu Jun: "Eat what you eat to make up for it."

Yue Minglang: "Pfft!"

Lu Tao: "..."

Yue Minglang and Lu Jun had endless topics to talk about. They chatted about geography and gossip about current affairs. Lu Tao only knew how to play games and couldn't get in the conversation.

Yue Minglang glanced at him and asked, "What happened to your hand?"

"I made it by playing ball."

"The bandage... tied it yourself?"

"Ah."

"..." Yue Minglang grabbed Lu Tao's hand with an expression on your face, and quickly unwrapped the bandage and rewrapped it.

Strange to say, after wrapping it, Lu Tao felt much more comfortable in his hand, the bandage was neither loose nor tight, but it couldn't fall off.

"Thank you..." Lu Tao's eyes fell on the small bottle on the table.

"Medicated wine, reduce swelling and relieve pain." Yue Minglang looked at him with a half-smile, "I wanted to give it to Fu Hai Kuang Tao, but well, it seems that he won't need it."

Lu Jun held the plate in one hand and took chopsticks in the other to eat so much that he snorted. He picked up the steak and the salad. He felt that the atmosphere was not right while he was eating. When he looked up, he found that the two of them were staring at him blankly.

"What's wrong?" Lu Jun was at a loss.

Yue Minglang asked concerned: "Is there enough to eat?"

Lu Jun: "Well...can I have another bowl of rice?"

Lu Tao: "..."

When Lu Tao got home, he fell into the bed and got into a ball under the covers.

Lu Jun opened a box of instant noodles and asked him if he wanted to eat.

"Eat your sister!" Lu Tao threw the pillow.

Lu Jun took the pillow and threw it back: "I don't have a sister, I only have a brother, and his thick skin doesn't taste good."

"Eat, eat, eat! I will eat!"

"I have a long body."

"When you're old, you still grow a fart!"

"Don't forget it."

“Seafood!”

"no!"

"Why?" Lu Tao raised his head.

"Boss Yue said you can't eat seafood or eggs because your hands are swollen..." Lu Jun counted on his fingers.

"Then what can I eat?"

"Pig trotters." Lu Jun held a fork in his mouth, "What is this called..."

"What do you eat to make up for?"

"Brother, you are so smart."

Lu Tao picked up a pillow and threw it at it. Lu Jun laughed and closed the door.

After Lu Jun finished eating the noodles, he opened the potato chips and watched a movie while eating. After the movie, he knocked on the door of the room.

"Get lost!" Lu Tao yelled inside.

Lu Jun opened the door and found his brother lying face down on the bed.

"Hey!" Lu Jun shouted, "Where is the turtle?"

"Don't bother!"

"you are not happy?"

"Um……"

"What's the matter?" Lu Jun sat by the bed and pushed him, "Is it because of Mr. Yue?"

"None of his business!" Lu Tao now has a headache when he hears Mr. Yue on the left and Mr. Yue on the right. He beckons, "Come here."

Lu Jun leaned over obediently, before Lu Tao pounced on him, Lu Jun's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, and he pushed his brother down on the bed with a catch, and beat him to screaming through the quilt. Tired of playing, Lu Jun got into the bed and stood side by side with his brother lie down.

Lu Tao kicked him: "Go back to your room!"

"this is my room."

Lu Tao looked up, it really is!

Lu Tao put his head on the chicken nest and got up viciously: "Okay! If you don't want to get out, I will get out!"

Lu Jun's cell phone rang, he answered it, hummed a few times, hung up the phone, and looked at Lu Tao inscrutablely.

"What are you looking at!" Lu Tao scolded.

"elder brother."

"what?"

"Boss Yue asked you to go to the game to do tasks."

"Boss Yue?!"

"That's right." Lu Jun showed him the phone, "We exchanged numbers!"

"!!!" Lu Tao jumped up to beat him, but Lu Jun grabbed his brother back and threw him into the bed.

Lu Tao was so angry, after thinking about it, it wasn't his phone number, why was he in such a hurry?

In Yue Minglang's eyes, Lu Jun should be the one who is responsible for the raging sea. Isn't it normal to call him?

Thinking of this, he became angry again.

"Are you still playing the game?" Lu Jun asked, "Shall I help you play?"

"What are you playing! Go watch your movie!" Lu Tao walked out of the room, and Lu Jun also walked out of the room.

Lu Jun continued to watch the movie, while Lu Tao turned on the computer and logged into the game.

Lu Jun deliberately turned up the volume, and walked quietly behind his brother.

Jucilang was standing under a tree, and the wind blew the hem of his military uniform.

"Come?" Jucilang said.

"Here we come." Angry Sea Kuangtao in Tang suit stood in front of him.

Looking at the display screen, Lu Jun thought that the one who designed this suit must be a girl, maybe a rotten girl!

Look, that little skirt and that little belt are so sexy!

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Fu Hai Kuang Tao taking off his clothes and changing into a set of cute servant clothes, and put a big bow on his head.

Jucilang was very satisfied and wanted to take him to do husband and wife tasks.

Lu Tao's hand is still not healed, he is willing to go there, he knocked half of the words of refusal, and suddenly regained his senses.

There are thousands of calculations, but the most important hand is forgotten!

He was angry with himself, and angry with that unbelievable foodie brother.

Suddenly there was a sneeze from behind, and Lu Tao was startled. Turning around, he found his younger brother staring at the screen. Lu Tao immediately got up and hugged the monitor, cursing with a flushed face, "What are you looking at! Get out!!"

"Cut! Get out!" Lu Jun consciously got out, and after a while, taking advantage of his brother's inattention, he rolled back secretly.

He watched silently for a while, seeing Lu Tao clumsily pressing the keyboard, he couldn't help but said, "I'll do it."

"you--"

"Don't be like this, look at your carrot-like hands, can you do it by pressing two keys at once?" Lu Jun moved his buttocks to squeeze him, but Lu Tao refused to leave, so Lu Jun sat down on his brother's lap carelessly.

Lu Tao was so crushed that he couldn't move, he simply hugged his younger brother's waist and directed him to control the raging sea.

Angry Sea Kuangtao's movements suddenly became smoother, and his skills became faster, and he gradually caught up with Ju Cilang's pace. Ju Cilang slapped and punched, and suddenly said: "Does your hand hurt anymore?"

"What hand?"

How fast was Lu Jun's hand, before Lu Tao could react, he typed out these three characters.

Ju Cilang only replied with two words: "Hehe!"

Lu Jun didn't know what he was smiling at, so he smiled back and shook his shoulders: "Brother, don't bite me...ah, he told me to call him his husband, what does that mean?"

Lu Tao buried his face in his younger brother's neck, and said in a muffled voice, "Come on."

Lu Jun typed, typed over and over again, wondering: "Do you have to call fifty times for this task?"

Lu Tao: "..."

"Why do you call him husband?"

"...You can try calling him his wife."

"I think he's going to kill me!" Lu Jun really typed and told him to shout.

As a result, Jucilang was not angry.

He released the husband and wife titles and asked him to see for himself.

Lu Jun was pleasantly surprised: "Brother, he is really your husband!"

Lu Tao: "..."

When Wu Di came over with the coffee, Lu Tao was propping his chin with both hands, staring at the display with a blank face.

Wu Di knocked on the table, Lu Tao raised his eyelids and took a look.

"Why?" Lu Tao asked lazily.

Wu Di: "..."

"...Ah! Mr. Wu!" Lu Tao came back to his senses and jumped up.

Wu Di said coldly, "Come into my office."

Lu Tao: (⊙﹏⊙)b

After Chen Jianfeng watched Lu Tao walk into the office, he turned his head and asked his best friend, "Do you think Brother Tao will fail to see netizens and lose love?"

Liu Wei was so sad: "Why don't you care about whether I'm broken in love?"

"You're already married, where's the breakup?"

"..." Liu Wei silently turned his face away.

Chen Jianfeng laughed loudly, fed him a spicy stick, and reminded: "He has a younger sister."

"Who?"

"Your husband."

"..."

"Well, Lulu sauce was originally played by his sister. Do you understand when I say this?"

Liu Wei didn't understand, and looked at him blankly with a spicy stick in his mouth.

Chen Jianfeng picked up a pen and drew a villain on the paper: "You, him, his sister."

Then connect them to form a triangle.

Liu Wei understood: "A love triangle?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

The onlooker colleague A couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed at the triangle: "If you get along well with your brother, don't you have a chance to pick up his sister!"

"Yes!" Liu Wei's eyes lit up.

Colleague a: "Have you ever made a video?"

"No."

"What about the photo?"

"No."

"Then what to do next, you know."

Liu Wei understood: "Video with her brother? See if he's pretty?"

Colleague a: "..."

"My brother is beautiful, my sister must be handsome too!" Liu Wei clenched his fists, full of energy.

Colleague A had no choice but to turn his attention to Chen Jianfeng, hoping that he could enlighten Bunzhuzhu.

Chen Jianfeng scratched his head, thought for a long time but couldn't refute.

"Well... it's also possible..." Chen Jianfeng encouraged, "Just try."

Colleague a: "..."

The game was updated to a small version at noon, adding a panel for a wedding ring. The wedding ring has attribute bonuses and husband and wife skills.

But Lu Tao's plan is wonderful in that the items have not been released yet, but he has released a discount gift package, the ring advanced props are sold at 99% off, [-] yuan, and the pink gift package is hot with golden glittering forever, forever united.

The big gift package is only discounted for two days, and each person can only buy [-] pieces per day.

So the players went crazy, scrambling to be the first, for fear that they would buy less and suffer a big loss once the discount was over.

Lu Tao hid behind the screen and looked at the rising consumption data with joy in his heart.

The gift pack contains high-level advanced props, which can only be used if the ring is above the fifth rank. In other words, thousands of advanced props below the fifth rank still have to be re-purchased.

What's even more pitiful is that the rings are divided into men and women, one for the husband and one for the wife, and two people who get married can advance each other.

Yue Minglang has been playing games for many years, and he has seen through this kind of low-level tricks a long time ago.

Yue Minglang smiled disdainfully, clicked on the purchase interface, and bought all the discount packages.

Lu Tao is hungry. In order to supervise the version update, he hasn't had lunch yet.

He found one nearby and ordered a bowl of beef ramen.

Someone sat down next to him, and Lu Tao was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, without raising his head.

The ramen was delivered quickly, and when Lu Tao reached for the soy sauce, the person next to him happened to be taking it too.

"You first." The man said.

The voice is hoarse, full of magnetism, and... a bit familiar?

Lu Tao's hands froze in the air.

Yue Minglang picked up the soy sauce and poured a drop into his bowl.

"Is it enough?" he asked.

"……so little!"

"Your hands are bad, don't eat it so salty." Yue Minglang put away the soy sauce, narrowed his eyes and looked at him.

Lu Tao buried his head in eating the noodles and deliberately ignored him.

"That big gift bag is really selling well." Yue Minglang said, "The limited-time offer can indeed attract many players to pay."

"Boss Yue has won the prize."

"Do you want to come to our company?"

Yue Minglang is willing to spend money, and he is very good at finding talents. As long as he likes people, he can get them.

But Lu Tao is special.

Lu Tao is Wu Di's college classmate. The two of them have gone through ups and downs since they started their business and are like brothers. Everyone in the industry knows it.

Lu Tao has many ideas and has created a lot of achievements for the company. It is a shining gold mine that no one dares to touch.

Yue Minglang took the initiative to attack, and it was expected that he would not be able to poach him.

He skewered chopped green onions with chopsticks and chatted about the game: "I bought it."

"buy what?"

"Gift bag."

Lu Tao: "..." Hahaha, I'll kill you!

"I don't know if your brother bought it? Oh, by the way, he is your brother. Does he have benefits?"

"...No, our company is very strict and won't give benefits casually."

"Oh...have you taken the medicine?"

Lu Tao choked, and Yue Minglang put his hands on his back and walked slowly, coaxing him to eat slowly and not be nervous.

Lu Tao raised his hand to wipe his mouth, Yue Minglang took a napkin and stuffed it in his hand, after Lu Tao finished wiping his mouth, Yue Minglang grabbed the fat stick and put it under his nose to smell it.

Smelling the smell of medicine, Yue Minglang was very satisfied.

The only thing I don't like is the messy bandages.

Hands are red.

Yue Minglang couldn't bear it anymore, so he took off the bandage and helped him wrap it up. After wrapping half of it, Lu Tao decisively withdrew his hand, dropped the half-eaten noodles, and ran away rolling and crawling.

After running a long way without thinking, Lu Tao calmed down and sat on the big rock panting.

He felt that he was too embarrassed, what was there to run?What happened to Yue Minglang?So what if he is Jucilang?Isn't it still cheated by him!cut!

Lu Tao sat down for a while, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't paid. He secretly clenched his fists and decided to go back to the noodle shop.

"Your friend just left." The boss was busy clearing up the dishes.

"Oh..." Lu Tao walked to the door and recovered, "No, no, no! I'm here to pay!"

The boss wiped the table without raising his head and said, "Aren't you together?"

"how is this possible!"

The boss raised his head and looked at him strangely: "But he paid for it for you."

Lu Tao was in a trance all afternoon, making frequent mistakes in the dungeon.

Knowing Lu Tao's situation, Wu Di thought his hand was hurting, so he said, "Take a break and follow."

The other wild players were puzzled: "The next one is the boss, so the mage should attract it, right?"

There are several circles of magic circles around the boss, sweeping around like searchlights, there is a space for players to rush over every few seconds, but if they step on the magic circle, a group of monsters with particularly strong attack power will be summoned.

This level is a test of operating skills.

The mage's ice arrow technique only sends out a short small ice cube, the attack power is extremely low, but the distance is extremely long.

So generally let the mage enter the formation to attract the boss.

But this matter is a bit difficult for Lu Tao.

"His hand hurts, it's inconvenient, let me come." Tianxia Wudi said.

The epee Wufeng picks the thorn: "How do you know?"

"what do you know?"

"Brother Tao's hand hurts."

"He..." Wu Di slapped his head, yes!This kid Chen Jianfeng doesn't know that he is invincible!

The smart Wu Di immediately typed: "You can see that! He bumped up and down all the way, nine out of ten times he used the wrong skill, and he must have pressed two on the keyboard!"

Mr. Wu is so witty!Lu Tao secretly praised him.

"Isn't it?" Ju Cilang suddenly said, "Brother Tao, does your hand hurt?"

"I..." Lu Tao slapped his head, yes!This guy Yue Minglang doesn't know that he is the raging sea!

"Is it serious?" Wild players were curious.

"That's right, his hand hurts, he's swollen and tall!" Chen Jianfeng was really afraid of cheating Brother Tao, so he emphasized that he hoped they would not keep staring at Lu Tao.

"It seems that his condition is quite serious." The smart Wu Di echoed.

"Don't listen to their nonsense!" Lu Tao gritted his teeth and typed each word, "My hands don't hurt!"

Chen Jianfeng: ⊙﹏⊙? ? ?

Wu Di: ⊙﹏⊙? ? ?

Ju Cilang glanced at him coldly: "Forget it, you are so stupid, let me do it."

Invincible under heaven stood up and said, "I..."

Ju Cilang ignored him, and rushed out after a few ups and downs. The assassin only had melee skills, and Ju Cilang's way of attracting monsters seemed particularly violent and unscrupulous. I saw the dark figure touching behind the boss like a ghost, and the invisible backstab was completed in one go. , the poor boss knelt on the ground without even seeing anyone, with big crit figures spraying out from his head.

Ju Cilang's hand was struck, and he immediately retreated. The whole process was fast and smooth. When he returned to the team, the boss got up clumsily...

After successfully clearing the dungeon, Lu Tao went offline and closed the game without saying anything.

He went to the window and lit a cigarette.

The bandage was loose and fluttering with the wind, Lu Tao touched his hand, pulled off the bandage and threw it into the trash can.