Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 9 Let's get married together!

The title of idle and idle was designed by Wu Di. He originally thought of calling it lazy and invincible, but later he thought it was too homonymous with his own name, so he changed it to idle and idle.

It is one of the hidden titles in the game, which is specially prepared for lazy people.

Unexpectedly, it was obtained by the epee Wufeng.

"Who did you book with?" Wu Di was curious.

"The raging sea."

"With his boyfriend?"

"That's right... Puff hahahaha!!! Mr. Wu, you are so apt! Hahaha!!!"

Wu Di also couldn't help laughing. The fact that their director Da Da was taken care of by Ju Cilang in the game has long been known. Only Lu Tao himself didn't know it, and he thought it was a good cover-up.

Wu Di walked out unsteadily, Chen Jianfeng wanted to help him, but Wu Di said no.

"I can walk this distance with my eyes closed." Full of confidence, Wu Di closed his eyes and walked towards the wall.

Chen Jianfeng helped him up, and led the big boss out safely.

Wu Di sniffed the air and smelled a very familiar fishy smell. His eyes turned around and fell on the basin in the corner.

There are pajama pants and underwear on the basin, and the white turbidity is thick and thick, which is particularly obvious.

"Rub it quickly, so as not to leave marks when it dries." Wu Di patted him, "It's good for young people to be energetic, but be careful."

Chen Jianfeng's face turned red.

Wu Di glanced at the underwear secretly, wondering in his heart, why did this guy buy the same underwear as his?

When Wu Di went to the bathroom, Chen Jianfeng was rubbing his pants outside. The scent of lemons wafted through the door. Wu Di sniffed, feeling very good. He lowered his head and lifted his pants. Yes, pull the pajamas.

Pajamas in baby blue with big white stars and pants with rainbow stripes?

He suddenly remembered the pajamas in the basin, which seemed to be light blue, as if... It matched the pajamas on his body?

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Chen Jianfeng said without turning his head: "Mr. Wu, you should go to bed first. If it's hot, turn on the fan."

After a long while, there was no movement, Chen Jianfeng turned his head, just in time to see Wu Di stretching out the waistband of his trousers to check his underwear...

Wu Di huddled into a ball under the quilt with his face flushed.

After Chen Jianfeng finished drying his pants, he was startled when he entered the room.

"Mr. Wu, what are you doing?" Chen Jianfeng was about to uncover the quilt.

Wu Di grabbed the quilt tightly and said in a muffled voice, "I want to be quiet."

"It's so hot!"

"leave me alone."

"Okay." Chen Jianfeng moved the fan to blow on the quilt, and returned to the computer to continue playing games.

I don't know what to do with World Invincible, and it has not been online.

He fights monsters aimlessly until someone from the gang makes an appointment to fight in the arena.

Wu Di was silent for a while, sweating all over, sticking his head out to breathe, turned his head and saw Chen Jianfeng manipulating the epee Wufeng in the arena to beat the little raw meat one-on-one.

The sound of the keyboard and the mouse was slow and sometimes urgent, anxious but not dry. Wu Di sat next to him and watched him play.

There was an endless stream of young people who came to challenge him, and the epee Wufeng never refused. Wu Di was amused when he came to torture the other. The epee Wufeng was Liu Wei's nickname, and he didn't expect Chen Jianfeng to use it so easily.

Chen Jianfeng poured Wu Di a glass of boiled water after playing a round, and Wu Di asked curiously while drinking the water, "Why don't you get your own number?"

"what?"

"Let Liu Wei play on his own account."

"No, Liu Wei is not online."

"?!" Wu Di drank water into his nose all at once.

Frightened, Chen Jianfeng patted him on the back with one hand and wiped his mouth with a piece of paper in the other. Wu Di pushed his hand away and asked, "Are you playing with your own account?"

"Yes."

"Are you an epee without a front?"

"Yes."

"Then what's Liu Wei's name?"

"Sweetie!"

Wu Di: "..."

Chen Jianfeng: "What's wrong?"

Wu Di: "...it's nothing, I think..."

"Quiet?"

"No, move." Wu Di clenched his fists and his joints clucked.

"Okay, you move." Chen Jianfeng gave up his seat for him to play.

Wu Di vented his anger on Xiaoshengrou. Xiaoshengrou flew into the sky and never came down again. They had a great time flying and enjoyed themselves. After hanging up n times, they supported each other and left happily.

Under Wu Di's control, Wufeng epee hit the highest combo in the shortest time, and it was judged to be a complete victory, and a bunch of things were rewarded.

Chen Jianfeng looked at those moves and felt very familiar.

"Mr. Wu, do you have an account in the game?" Chen Jianfeng asked.

"Oh? Why do you ask that?"

"Hmm...it's nothing, I just remembered a very good friend."

"Which friend?" Wu Di asked.

"He is called Tianxia Wudi." Chen Jianfeng leaned on the back of the chair with one hand, and manipulated the mouse with the other to open the friend panel.

He doesn't have many friends, and there are only a few who come and go, except for Nu Hai Kuang Tao and Ju Ci Lang, others are not online.

Invincible in the world is separately divided into special attention.

Wu Di was a little happy, and deliberately said: "The world is invincible, I heard that this person is very powerful!"

"It's so powerful. I can't even find an opponent if he's not here."

"You can fight Jucilang, Jucilang is also a master."

Chen Jianfeng smiled: "How can Jucilang compare with Tianxia Wudi?"

That's true.

"Why?" Wu Di asked.

"Ju Jilang likes to engage in sneak attacks, while Invincible Under Heaven is open-minded, capable and skilled. In comparison, Invincible Under Heaven is the real master."

Wu Di's heart was about to fly, and he manipulated the epee Wufeng nonchalantly to wander around, Xiao Shengrou came to look for excitement again, the two entered the battlefield, and the epee Wufeng gently touched each other to the ground.

Xiao Shengrou was so frightened that he lay on the ground for a long time unable to recover.

The light from the computer outlined Wu Di's handsome profile. Chen Jianfeng looked at him secretly, and said, "I don't think Invincible is an ordinary player. He should have played many games, and he might be a professional player in certain games."

"Oh? How did you know that?"

"His moves are very skillful, and ordinary players can't reach his level."

"What else?" Wu Di still wanted to hear.

Chen Jianfeng observed Wu Di's expression, and sighed: "Unbeatable Under Heaven is quite interesting, with good skills and good character. I really want to meet him."

Wu Di was expressionless, but his anger subsided a lot, and he felt very happy.

Wu Di manipulated the epee Wufeng and ran to the field, jumping to the highest cliff with ease.

The cliff is a special scenic spot in the game, surrounded by clouds and mist, and the top of the cliff is full of flowers.

But so far no one has been there.

Epee Wufeng tried a few times, but he was always stuck in the middle of the way. When Wu Di jumped, he watched very carefully. It turned out that there was a stone next to Xiaocao that could be used for strength.

The epee Wufeng climbed to the top of the cliff, stood on the edge of the cliff, the petals were flying, and the world was at his feet.

"It's so beautiful." Chen Jianfeng sighed, "It's a pity that I'm the only one."

"You can teach your girlfriend and bring her up with you."

"I don't have a girlfriend."

"Not in the game?"

"No."

Wu Di laughed loudly: "Oh, you really failed!"

"It would be great if Invincible Under Heaven came together." Chen Jianfeng said.

"why?"

"If it was him, jumping up would be no problem at all."

Well, that is.

Wu Di raised his ears, for fear of missing every word.

"Sometimes I admire him." Chen Jianfeng said, "Although he always loses to me."

Epee Wufeng slipped and fell off the cliff.

Wu Di: "Sorry, slippery."

Chen Jianfeng: (⊙﹏⊙)b

Chen Jianfeng was sleeping on the sofa. In the middle of the night, Wu Di kicked the quilt again. Chen Jianfeng took the quilt away and covered him with a thin blanket.

Wu Di covered the blanket and kicked the blanket, covered the towel and kicked the towel quilt. Finally, Chen Jianfeng put a corner of the towel quilt on Wu Di's stomach, and the fan blew on his thigh.

Not long after Chen Jianfeng fell asleep, the alarm clock rang...

The two ate soybean milk and fried dough sticks downstairs. After eating, they both went to work. Chen Jianfeng sat in his seat and yawned continuously. Liu Wei kept yawning after a whole night.

Chen Jianfeng logs into the game and checks the friend list.

Just in time, the portrait of Invincible Under Heaven lit up.

"Where did you go last night?" Chen Jianfeng typed.

Invincible did not reply.

Chen Jianfeng ignored him, set up a stall and hung up the phone, concentrating on his work.

He thought to himself that the local tyrant would definitely come to him in a short while, but he didn't expect that after a whole morning, Tianxia Wudi didn't fart a single fart, and no one came to buy whatever was in the stall.

Chen Jianfeng couldn't bear it anymore, clicked on the dialog box, and asked what the big local tyrant was doing.

"Download the copy." The other party replied forcefully.

Chen Jianfeng quickly checked his coordinates and hurried over.

The World Invincible was busy kicking people, and when Epee Wufeng entered the team, they happened to be the only two in the team.

"What are you doing here?" Tian Tian Wu Di asked.

"Big brother, please bring a copy."

"Why did I take you?"

"My equipment is red, if you don't bring it, I can't get through it!"

"Then don't pass it." The World Invincible kicked away another player.

Epee Wufeng was playing tricks and refused to leave, as if I would not leave until you kicked me.

Invincible clicked Start, and the two teleported into the dungeon.

The equipment of the epee Wufeng is completely popular. After playing for a while, the system pops up a prompt that the equipment's durability has become zero and the defense power has disappeared.

Wu Di pretended not to see it, and manipulated Tian Wudi to rampage through the monsters. Monsters came in groups, but none of them could touch the epee Wufeng.

The heavy sword Wufeng's weapon has no durability, and slaying monsters feels like itching, so I clicked Follow and called for takeaway.

Although the epee Wufeng doesn't fight, it's not useless at all. At least the "idle hand" on his head has a very high chance of being stunned. Wherever he goes, even the boss is stunned several times. The world is invincible and easy Take him out of the copy.

When the takeaway came, Chen Jianfeng set up a stall and hung up the phone. He bought two boxes of lunch and gave one to Liu Wei. Liu Wei was too busy sleeping and had no time to eat. Chen Jianfeng opened the lunch box and fed him spoon by spoon.

The two slept for an hour after eating, and continued to work in the afternoon.

The game is about to catch up with a new version. This version will open the marriage system and produce various corresponding paid items at the same time. It is a large-scale update.

They didn't go to practice that day, and they were busy until midnight, and the talents in the planning team got off work one after another.

Chen Jianfeng rubbed his sore eyes, switched to the game interface, and was surprised to find that all the items in the booth were sold out, and the big buyer was an assassin who hadn't changed his job.

Chen Jianfeng tried to poke him, but unexpectedly the trumpet was online.

Wu Di was so busy that he was dizzy. When he looked up, he found that Epee Wufeng was hooking him up.

Epee Wufeng: "Hey, are you going to go offline again?"

The other party seemed to be struggling for a long time, and replied: "Brother, what do you want me to do~~~? =￣w￣="

Emma hahahaha! ! !

Chen Jianfeng was about to roll, and the Invincible Daddy actually called him brother!

Epee Wufeng: "Thank you!"

"Thank you~~~~?"

"Are you invincible?"

"No~~~~~~~~"

"Oh, I got the wrong person, let's level up together? I'll take you."

Wu Di immediately refused: "No~~~I have to go to school tomorrow~~~~Brother, I'm off!"

Go to school hahahaha! ! !

Epee Wufeng: "Then play again when you have time."

"Okay! What~~~! >3<"

"What~~~! >3<"

Epee Wufeng wants to add him as a friend, but the other party is already offline.

Chen Jianfeng saw the world invincible online, so he poked him: "Big brother! Go to the next book!"

Invincible: "Don't go!"

"What?"

"He is busy."

Epee Wufeng: "Then play again when you have time."

"it is good!"

"What~~~! >3<"

Wu Di: "..."

The next afternoon, the game updated the marriage system, a bunch of players went to Yuelao to register, Chen Jianfeng swiped the screen in the guild to find a girlfriend, and it happened that Weiwei Sweetheart was online.

Weiwei's little sweetheart: "Brother Epee, let's get married!"

Chen Jianfeng smiled and kicked Liu Wei.

Epee Wufeng: "Go! Go register!"

The other person didn't want to.

Lulu Sauce: "No way! Why do you want Little Sweetheart to follow you?!"

Epee Wufeng: "Could it be with you? Are you a man?"

Lulu sauce: "Isn't this nonsense!"

Crowd: "..."

Lulu sauce: "Oh~~~~~ I'm just kidding! I hate it! (*/w＼*)"

Liu Wei was expressionless, his heart was broken, Chen Jianfeng fed him a piece of plum candy.

Nuhai Kuangtao sent a private chat to brainwash Chen Jianfeng, telling him to take care of the overall situation, and for the sake of the stability of the guild, tell him to give up and give up his little sweetheart.

So Chen Jianfeng ran to Yuelao's alone, thinking of picking up a girl to be his wife on the spot.

He yelled for a long time, but no one paid any attention to him. The husband and wife quest rewarded a lot. Many players practiced a female account in order to get married.

As for the bachelor female player, no one pays any attention to him, who would post it on his own at such a low price!

Chen Jianfeng was very injured, wandering around in boredom, and clicked on Yuelao's dialog box casually.

Marriage required two people to form a team, one of them clicked on Yuelao to talk to him, but Chen Jianfeng clicked on it alone, and found a problem.

The dialog box can't be closed!

When Chen Jianfeng was fiddling with the dialog box, Invincible Under Heaven sent a private chat, and he was immediately picked up by nearby messages.

Invincible enter the team, use the team channel to say: "Go PK!"

"Wait a minute, big brother!"

"What's the matter?"

"I'm stuck! The dialog won't close!"

"Click OK!"

"No response! I just tried it!" Chen Jianfeng clicked again with tears streaming down his face.

The dialog box disappeared...

As soon as the screen changed, the two of them teleported into the dungeon.

The copy is decorated with lights and festoons, full of joy.

The office door opened, and there was a roar: "Lu Tao, come here!!!"

Lu Tao ran in sweating, and Wu Di pointed to the screen and told him to watch it for himself.

"This is a bug, it will be fixed in the next version." Lu Tao said.

"Then what should we do now? Marry a man?!"

Lu Tao manipulated Tian Tian Wudi to run around, and after wandering for a while, he couldn't find the teleportation point. The marriage mission was not allowed to quit midway, so Lu Tao said, "Just follow him to complete the mission."

"Then?"

"Then you can't leave without it!"

Wu Di: "...Okay."

With a dark face, Wu Di manipulated Invincible to run the mission. The marriage mission is actually very simple. It is all about some small games, such as throwing a hydrangea ball, the man throws it to the woman, and the woman throws it to the man. then pass.

It's a piece of cake for operating the emperor.

The two men finished throwing quickly, and then they both jumped into the brazier, turned over the red rope, and tossed and tossed all the way. The last level was the couple's worship. The moment they stepped into the auditorium, they automatically put on traditional wedding attire. Wufeng wears a groom's hat, a big red flower tied on his chest, Tianxia Wudi wears a gorgeous phoenix crown on his head, and wears a bridal gown with water sleeves.

Wu Di glanced at Lu Tao coldly.

Lu Tao wiped off his sweat, thinking that you didn't come up with the idea of ​​husband and wife worshiping together!What do you despise!

After a hasty obeisance, the ceremony was completed, and the system flashed a big firework, reminding the two of them that their marriage was successful.

Now not only was there a sensation in the guild, but even the world channel was a sensation.

Those players who practiced hard on the female account suddenly stopped practicing, just dragged a man and ran to get married. Anyway, for the reward, they don't care what they like or not!

The world was in turmoil for a while, and the speakers of the friends who were looking for friends kept swiping the screen.

"Can it be repaired tonight?" Wu Di narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Yes, yes, yes!!!" Lu Tao was sweating profusely, and ran out as if fleeing.

Chen Jianfeng had to work overtime and was about to turn off the game when Invincible Called him: "Go, divorce me!"

"Tomorrow, I'm so busy."

"Just go and solve it quickly!"

"Good good!"

The two went to Yuelao again and said they were getting a divorce. Yuelao deducted several hundred gold coins from them, and a pop-up dialog box asked them if they were sure about the divorce. Chen Jianfeng clicked yes, and found that newly married players had to wait 24 hours before they could perform the divorce operation.

"That's right!" Chen Jianfeng and Wu Di slapped their heads at the same time, "Why did you forget this!"

So Wu Di chose to go offline, and Chen Jianfeng also went offline to concentrate on his work.

Lu Tao wanted to follow up on this bug, so he approached Jucilang and said he wanted to marry him.

Yue Minglang was busy here, so he agreed without even thinking about it.

Many so-called couples of men or women were born in the game.

Games, just for fun, if you want to play, you can still play, just as if you met a brother or sister.

But one person thinks otherwise.

Liu Wei's mood is very complicated.

In order to follow up on the bug, Liu Wei also tried it himself, calling a female number in the guild to marry his little sweetheart.

In the end, only Lulu sauce agreed.

Liu Wei continued to yell, and when he yelled Lulujiang, he replied. The two of them swiped the screen for a long time like they were talking about cross talk. Liu Wei had no choice but to drive his little sweetheart and marry Luluchan.

The game was temporarily shut down and reopened half an hour later. The marriage system returned to normal, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why don't you disband the married players?" Wu Di asked in a deep voice at the temporary meeting.

"When getting married, a lot of money and paid props are consumed, and the character's attributes are increased after marriage. Unless it is reversed, it will have a bad impact on the player." The number of people is small, the bug is fixed in time, and the impact is not large.”

Wu Di nodded: "Be careful next time, the content of the version has been tested before releasing it."

"..." The test team looked at the sky. They tested and tested, but they failed to detect this problem. Who would have thought of opening a male account and marrying a male account!

Wu Di scolded a few more words, dismissed the meeting, and sent them back to rest. Everyone was tired and worked hard for the new version. Wu Di saw it all.

As for marrying Epée Wufeng... well, after 24 hours, the divorce will be fine.