i'm really rich

Shi Yue couldn't believe that the program team dared to come and threaten him when the national anti-crime/elimination/evil campaign was in full swing across the country.

Just now, while drinking his hard-won Coke, he was enjoying the warm sunshine and breeze in the morning.Listening to the chatting and laughing of several brothers and sisters, and occasionally responding to the roll call, the atmosphere of the table is extremely harmonious.

Then a middle-aged man who was a little fat, a little wretched, and had little hair appeared in front of everyone.I saw him shouting at them with a loudspeaker from a distance.

"Attention, please pay attention to all guests, the new regulations of the program group are now announced. Please do not call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau during the recording period, so as not to occupy public resources. If you violate the regulations, the program group will confiscate the mobile phones of all guests." Taking a glance at Shi Yue with her small eyes, it was obviously aimed at him.

Zhao Ren was the first to react. He picked up a straw woven coaster and threw it at the man, laughing and scolding: "Why, we, Director Li, can't afford it anymore? Were you stimulated by Xiaoyue?"

However, Director Li didn't have any mood swings at all, and was even a bit arrogant: "Or you can just hand in your mobile phone."

Shi Yue was stunned when he heard that, and tugged on Chen Shuyu's sleeve: "Sister, don't they break the law like this? This is a naked/naked/naked threat! And they plan to snatch our mobile phone!"

Speaking of this, he suddenly thought of something, and said again: "This kind of behavior will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years!"

"Why don't you give him your mobile phone, and I'll help you turn him to the police station, and I can also receive a bravery award by the way. Sister, maybe I can become famous without waiting for you to praise me."

The voice is full of energy, and the tone is righteous and awe-inspiring!It seemed that as long as Director Li really dared to confiscate their mobile phones, Shi Yue, a good citizen, would really dare to turn him over to the bureau for an award for his bravery.

Of course, if the little eyes he quietly glanced at Director Li hadn't been so ill-intentioned, and if he didn't mention any award for righteous deeds, then the sense of justice in his words should be more convincing.

Chen Shuyu was stunned when he heard this, and it took him two seconds to digest the information in Shiyue's words: "Hahahahahahahaha..." The laughter went from normal to perverted every minute, laughing wildly while laughing wildly Slap the table.With such a crazy appearance, there is no ladylike appearance that a popular little flower should have.

Zhao Ren, Wu Yuanming and Fan Xingyang who reacted immediately burst out laughing.Among them, Fan Xingyang even laughed so hard that he lay down on the tea table, pointing at Shi Yue for a while, pointing at the director for a while, but couldn't say a word in a daze.Can only let out a strange laugh: "Goose goose goose...goose..."

What kind of experience is it like to have a show guest who wants to send the director to the bureau all the time?This is the right person to ask Director Li Da of "Welcome Home".It's probably a kind of, I want to hire a strong team of lawyers for myself every minute, so as to prepare for the thrill of being able to fish myself out at any time.

Since doing this show, it is the first time that he has such a strong sense of mission that he needs to buy insurance for his own hair.

Desire to survive, despite the ruthless ridicule of several old guys who fought from the first season to the second season, Director Li was quick-witted and shouted with a loudspeaker: "Please don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand! Everything in the show It's all arranged in advance, our program team will never know the law and break the law, and absolutely abide by the law!"

"But your actual behavior has already reached the bottom line of the law." The child Shi Yue turned into an envoy of justice, pointing out this ruthlessly.

Director Li was even more anxious, and almost didn't call his ancestors.When I was in a hurry, I dared to say anything: "All the unreasonable regulations that appear in the program are for the effect of the program. Please don't misunderstand, and don't go online! Guests are also asked to abide by the rules of the game. It's all just a game! Our show has a script, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!"

In such a hurry, all he had to do was hang a big sign on his chest with a few big words: This show has a script, everything is fake!

What a vicious and selfless director, in order not to get into trouble, he even slandered his own show with a script out of nothing!Now it's all right, everyone from the guests to the actors laughed together.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"My mother hahaha box..."

"Help, save me hahaha... I, I don't want to die laughing hahahaha..."

"Oh my god, hahahaha... This, this is still, is it still the Director Li I know hahahaha box..."

Among them, Shi Yue laughed the most, with some joyful feeling of revenge, and even laughed along with Fan Xingyang: "Goose, goose, goose..."

I don't know, I thought I stabbed the old goose's nest.

Director Li gritted his teeth, glared bitterly at the assistant beside him who was struggling to hold back his laughter, snorted, and walked back to the director's control room with a loudspeaker in his hands.As soon as he returned to the room, he faced the staff who had been trained by him earlier because of the Coke incident.That guy had obviously seen everything that happened just now from the monitor, and he was holding back a smile, not forgetting to justify himself: "Director, let me just say, that Shi Yue is not an ordinary person!"

Director Li sighed deeply, and said angrily, "Dog, what a dog!"

Touching his forehead, he asked the staff: "Look, is my hair short again?"

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After everyone laughed for a while and gradually calmed down, they realized that Director Li had quietly left the stage at some point.Just by imagining, he must have looked like a defeated rooster at that time, his face was all green.

Wu Yuanyang sat on the ground without any image, rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughing, and stretched out his hand to give Shi Yue a big thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to study law well, you did it beautifully!"

Zhao Ren also cheerfully boasted: "Xiaoyue, you are definitely the first guest in the history of our show to give the show director a real headache. Good job!"

Shi Yue smiled shyly: "No, actually I really just wanted to make a background board, but they went too far."

In the past, there was a boss who cheated on feelings, and later there was a program group who cheated on her father. Shi Yue's nature was slowly forced out in this way.

"Now I believe what you said is about to lose control of your prehistoric power! You must not control it, I will point at you to avenge me!" Fan Xingyang looked at Shi Yue with shining eyes, and he was very doggy. He offered to pour tea for him, "As long as I have half of your wit, I won't be bullied by the show crew from the first season to the second season."

It is also very self-aware.At this moment, everyone can see how convinced Fan Xingyang is to Shi Yue.This is the god-man who made the program crew suffer twice in succession when he first came!You must know that their "Welcome Home" program is famous for its "dog" and "ruthless".Don't look at how sweet the name is, but there are a lot of iron and blood rules. They have to fight wits and courage with the program team every time, but nine times out of ten they lose.

Originally, Fan Xingyang and the others were about to resign themselves to their fate, so they pretended to resist every time, so as to add some interest to the show.But I never expected that Shi Yue, a newcomer, a handsome kid with such a white and tender appearance, can "dog" the program group!Fan Xingyang was convinced, really completely convinced!If the situation didn't allow it, he even had the urge to worship Shi Yue as his teacher.

I always feel that after becoming a teacher, he can walk sideways in the variety show circle in the future!

Chen Shuyu's eyes were even brighter when he looked at Shi Yue. In her eyes, this child was simply shining.Good-looking, good at acting, and full of memes, full of variety.It's just around the corner for such a person to become famous alone, not to mention that he has so many advantages, why not be popular!Chen Shuyu was already able to foresee how popular Shi Yue would be after the show was broadcast.She and Lao Cheng actually signed a treasure!

But Shi Yue couldn't figure out what was going on in Chen Shuyu's mind. Seeing her staring at her intently, the child touched his nose guiltily and smiled flatteringly: "Sister, why don't I control it later?" The boss still has to give face, if Chen Shuyu didn't want him to slander the show crew, so he just restrained himself.

"Don't, don't!" It was Zhao Ren who was the first to stop him, "Xiaoyue, do whatever you want, do whatever you think, and do whatever you want."

"Yes, it doesn't matter if you stab the program crew, my brothers will help you out." Wu Yuanming rubbed his belly and said with a smile, he also wanted to have fun.

The two big brothers have said so, and Chen Shuyu couldn't wait for it: "Let yourself go, Shi Xiaoyue!"

"Obey!" Shi Yue showed a big and bright smile, stood up and saluted several brothers and sisters.Now he was relieved, and he didn't have to hold back anymore.

If the program group wants to hate, the work still needs to be done.In the past, Fan Xingyang was the main force, taking the young guests who participated in the show to do some physical work.The two elderly elder brothers either helped to fight, or stayed in the yard to cook and cook.This time was no exception, Fan Xingyang took Shi Yue to apply sunscreen, then put on waterproof clothing and went to dig lotus root in the mud pond.As the only girl, Chen Shuyu naturally received preferential treatment, and stayed in the yard to help choose vegetables and do some housework.

Shi Yue had never done the job of digging lotus roots, but she thought it was quite fun.Fan Xingyang talked a lot, Shi Yue had a good temper and was happy to have people quarrel with him, the two of them would quarrel for a while, and work together for a while.When Zhao Ren came over at noon and called them back, the two had already hooked up shoulder to shoulder and became friends.

There are two big boxes of lotus roots, and when the two big boys put the things in front of the program group, they were quite arrogant.Especially Shiyue, the child felt that so many lotus root must be worth a lot of money.Not to mention the Hainanese chicken that Sister Chen wanted to eat, maybe he earned all the Buddha Jumping Wall he wanted.

However, the imagination is beautiful after all, and it is still the familiar stern and selfless staff member of the program team from last time.After typing, the man said indifferently: "The discount is two hundred and seven, which can be exchanged for half a chicken."

With this money, you can buy two or three of them outside, which shows how unscrupulous the program group is.

Shi Yue unexpectedly calmed down a lot this time, and didn't get angry anymore. She stretched out her hand and said to the staff, "Two hundred and seven, give me the cash."

The staff was extremely vigilant: "Why do you want cash?"

Shi Yue arrogantly pointed to the rules and regulations of the program group posted by the director in a corner of the courtyard at some time, saying: "It doesn't say that you can't go outside to buy things."

Staff member: "..." Damn it, I want to express the impulsive feeling of "sure enough".

"Why, let us finish the work and don't want to pay?" Shi Yue raised her eyebrows when she didn't get a response for a long time, "Is the Labor Bureau afraid?"

The director only said not to call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, but he didn't say that he couldn't call the Labor Bureau!

"..." The staff member cried and yelled at the director's control room: "Director!!! I quit!!!"