i'm really rich

Shi Yue doesn't usually watch variety shows, and doesn't follow stars very much.The only singer he ever pursued was a singer, but he hasn't released a song for nearly two years.So slowly, he paid less and less attention to the entertainment industry.

The program that Chen Shuyu wants to bring him on is called "Welcome Home", which seems to be a new life-oriented program in the past two years.But Shi Yue is not too clear about the specific content.Following Chen Shuyu at night, he drove the car and took the plane. When he arrived at the hotel, it was already one o'clock in the morning. The biological clock made him fall asleep right after taking a shower. Naturally, he had no chance to search Du Niang.

The next day, he followed Chen Shuyu into the car sent by the program group early.As soon as he sat down, Chen Shuyu motioned for him to greet the cameraman in front of him.Shi Yue politely raised a hand: "Hello, I'm Shi Yue who became a star for the first time."

Cameraman: "???"

Chen Shuyu corrected him: "It's the fourth day, you forgot the contract you signed with me four days ago."

"That's right, I forgot." Shi Yue greeted the cameraman again with an honest face: "Hello, I am Shi Yue who is on the show for the first time."

The cameraman couldn't help but secretly smiled, and kindly reminded him: "Don't tell me, you should tell the camera."

Shi Yue only smiled at him, turned to look at Chen Shuyu, and asked, "Sister Chen, you haven't said yet, what is this show about? What am I going to do when I'm on the show?"

"You don't usually watch variety shows?" Chen Shuyu asked strangely.Seeing that Shiyue shook her head, she didn't seem to be faking, she rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's a food-oriented life show, and there are a few permanent guests in it. As flying guests, we just come to enjoy living."

And such a good thing?Shi Yue's face was full of "Are you coaxing the child?" expression.

"What expression do you have, your sister, when did I lie to you! Let me tell you, we can not only enjoy life, but also order food!" Chen Shuyu snorted, and to increase the credibility of her words, she directly took out Get out your phone and make a call.

The other end of the phone was quickly connected: "Hello, this is the Welcome Home program group."

Chen Shuyu smiled and said, "Hello, I am your guest today, and I want to order."

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be holding a pen and paper, and after a while he said, "Hi, what would you like to order?"

"Hainan chicken, and..." She looked at Shi Yue, and asked, "What about you, what do you want?"

Shi Yue's eyes brightened: "Can I order anything?"

"That's natural! Let me tell you, there are two chefs in the program group who cook delicious food. They can cook everything. The guests who have eaten have praised it! Sister knows that you are picky eaters, but you must be picky about the dishes they cook. Don't get rid of mountain problems."

Shi Yue instantly showed a big smile, her eyes turned into crescent moons.He swayed his shoulders childishly, and said excitedly: "Then let's order an expensive one, how about a Buddha jumping over the wall?"

Originally, there was no money for this show, but Shi Yue believed that she would make money if she could eat a little, so she was not polite at all when ordering food.

The person on the other end of the phone paused before answering: "Okay, okay! Buddha jumped over the wall, right? I wish you a happy meal."

When the voice fell, the phone was hung up.For some reason, Shi Yue vaguely felt that the other party's tone seemed a little gleeful.Shaking his head, it must be an illusion.

He looked at Chen Shuyu, with a very sincere smile, and said gratefully: "Sister, you are so kind, you actually brought me to such a good show." Good guy, call me sister directly.

Chen Shuyu waved his hand, and said with a bold smile: "Say it well, and if you behave well, that's the biggest reward you can give to my sister."

"Okay, I won't let you down!"

Here, the siblings are performing the drama of "mother kindness and son filial piety".On the other side, the cameraman and the driver were already holding back their laughter to the point of internal injury.They were really looking forward to what Shi Yue's expression would look like after they arrived at the filming location of the program group.

Soon the two came to the location of the program group - a two-story wooden house with a yard at the foot of a remote mountain village with beautiful mountains and rivers.The closer you get to the yard, the harder the road gets.In the end, there was really no other way, so the driver put down the two of them and the cameraman when they were a few hundred meters away, and walked away.

Looking at the quite fresh house not far away, Shi Yue was eager to try, full of longing for this trip: "Buddha jumps over the wall, I'm here, sir! Hahahahaha..."

Accompanied by this hearty and cheerful sound, Shi Yue put her backpack on her chest, picked up Sister Chen's suitcase, and rushed towards the wooden house with joyful steps.

Excited and rushing forward, he didn't notice Chen Shuyu behind him, smiling as much as he could.

When he was approaching the gate of the courtyard, Shi Yue stopped, and it wasn't until Chen Shuyu followed that he fell two steps behind her.

Chen Shuyu smiled at him inexplicably, and knocked on the door.Soon a boy came over and opened the door. He was very excited when he saw Chen Shuyu, and while welcoming her and Shi Yue in, he smiled and said, "Sister Shuyu, it's really you! Brother Zhao said that the guest this time is you I still can't believe it..."

While talking, the other three people in the yard also gathered around, they all seemed to know Chen Shuyu very well, and they chatted happily for a while.It was only later that they noticed Shi Yue standing aside like a wooden figure.

Among them, a middle-aged man who was thinner and not bad-looking asked with a smile: "This little handsome guy looks good, but I don't think I've seen it before?"

Chen Shuyu pulled Shi Yue over, and introduced him first: "This is Brother Zhao Ren Zhao, the film king is here."

He also pointed to the fat middle-aged man next to him with a gentle face: "This is Brother Wu Yuanming, a very powerful songwriter."

Finally, he pointed to the handsome boy who was ironing a small wool roll, dressed in a Korean style, and looked a little Korean: "This is Fan Xingyang, a little brother who sings very well and has a lot of fans."

After introducing these few people, Chen Shuyu finally introduced Shi Yue to a few people: "His name is Shi Yue. When it's time, he is joyful. He is an artist I just signed, and he should develop into acting in the future."

After Shi Yue greeted them one by one, she remained silent, and stood obediently behind Chen Shuyu, not talking too much if she didn't steal the spotlight.Others must watch the show because they want to watch celebrities, and he doesn't even have fans, so he just needs to be a little transparent bastard.

The fact that he doesn't act like a monster makes other people have a good impression of him.And Chen Shuyu also asked the fat songwriter Wu Yuanming for credit with a smile: "Angkor, I brought you the able-bodied person you want."

"That's a good relationship." Wu Yuanming looked Shi Yue up and down, but was disappointed again.The night before yesterday, Chen Shuyu asked him if he needed a worker, and if necessary, she would bring a young guy over.He knew at that time that Chen Shuyu definitely wanted to flatter others, and as a friend, he was willing to do such a small favor, so he took advantage of the opportunity and asked her to bring someone.But what I didn't expect was that the guy brought here looked thin and fair, tender and good-looking, and he really didn't seem to be able to work.

He still said with dignity: "Young man, come on."

Fan Xingyang, who was wearing a small wool roll, looked Shi Yue up and down, and then picked up Chen Shuyu's suitcase.Just now he noticed that Shi Yue was carrying a suitcase and a big backpack, and she didn't seem to be struggling at all.Now he weighed the box and was immediately satisfied: "It's quite heavy. It seems that you have great strength and are a good material for work."

Shi Yue was stunned, looked at him, then at Chen Shuyu, and asked from the bottom of her heart, "Work? What are you doing?"

"Of course it's farm work." It was Zhao Ren beside Ying who answered him. The thin man pointed to the firewood in the corner of the yard, and then pointed to the field that could be seen vaguely outside. "Everywhere here is work."

Shi Yue suddenly became petrified, and stared at Chen Shuyu who was holding back his laughter with a pair of peach blossom eyes: "I, I, I, we are here to enjoy life?!" The whole child was frightened and stuttered.

Seeing the child's greatly stimulated appearance, Chen Shuyu couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly without any lady image: "I lied to you hahahahaha..."

Shi Yue was stunned, staring at Chen Shuyu as if his soul had come out of his body.

Just half an hour ago, he was as happy as a bird, thinking that he could enjoy life after work and eat Buddha jumping over the wall, and he was happy all the way.But now I told him—"enjoy life" these four words, only "life" remained.

How could he endure such a gap, Shi Yue embraced the last hope, and asked: "Is there still Buddha Jumping over the Wall?"

Others had guessed something from the conversation and reaction between him and Chen Shuyu, Zhao Ren told him with a smile: "So you ordered that thing, there must be this one."

Shi Yue breathed a sigh of relief, at least the Buddha jumped the wall to save it, and at least there was a little bit of comfort in her heart.However, the facts told him that he was still too happy.

I saw Fan Xingyang on the side pick it up with malicious intentions: "But you have to use your own labor in exchange for the ingredients. Brother Zhao said that if we want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, we have to work non-stop for three days and three nights. Moreover, the program crew It is stipulated that the ordered meal must be done and cannot be cancelled.”

Shi Yue was completely dumbfounded.The mind is full of Buddha jumping over the wall, working, sleepless, three days and three nights, can not be canceled...

Seeing the child's stupid look, the others couldn't help laughing wildly anymore.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"I'm dying of laughter hahahaha..."

"Dig yourself a hole hahaha..."

"I'm sorry Xiaoyue hahaha... Sister, sister really can't control it hahaha..."

Facing the seniors who were laughing wildly in the courtyard, Shi Yue, who always liked to laugh, stood blankly at this moment, as if she had been abandoned by others, pitiful, weak, and helpless.

After this commotion, the three resident guests actually got closer to Shi Yue.He even helped him to damage Chen Shuyu in a very loyal way, how could he deceive a child, it was crazy, well done!

Shi Yue has gone completely stupid, and the child is going crazy.It wasn't until Chen Shuyu and his group calmed down and took him to the gazebo to sit down and drink tea that he was truly freed from the pain of being deceived.

Chen Shuyu handed him a biscuit with a smile, comforted and apologized, and finally asked, "Tell me, how do you feel now?"

Shi Yue, who was a little helpless, sighed deeply: "At first, I wanted to be a vase in the show and wait to die, but... I felt, felt..."

Wu Yuanming answered from the side: "Wronged? Sad? Aggrieved?"

"No, I just feel that the prehistoric power in my body can't hold back anymore."

Everyone laughed again, thinking that this kid is quite good at making jokes.

It wasn't until after going through a series of things and looking back that they finally realized that Shi Yue was not a liar.What is the power of the wild, this kid is just a monster, who can swallow a small director in one bite.

Deeply aware of the dangers of the world, Shi Yue was dejected and was led into the house by Fan Xingyang to put her luggage. She was also handed over all the cash by the staff, and was warned not to use the money in her mobile phone.

It doesn't matter to Shi Yue, he is already poor now, and if he can not spend money, he will try not to spend money.

After putting away the luggage, he felt a little thirsty, so he asked Fan Xingyang, "Brother, do you have any Coke?"

Fan Xingyang was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what to think, and said with malicious intentions: "There are in the program group."

Shi Yue then found a staff member: "Hello, do you have a Coke?"

"Yes," the staff said indifferently, "20 yuan a can."

Shi Yue's pupils trembled: "20 yuan?!"

"Yes." The staff is very stern and selfless, "Since your current funds are zero, it is recommended to exchange labor for money. 20 yuan, probably enough to cut down the ten bundles of firewood in the corner."

"You sell a Coke for two yuan for twenty, why don't you grab it!" Shi Yue finally went completely crazy, decisively took out her phone, and frantically tapped the screen.

Standing behind him, Fan Xingyang, who originally wanted to watch a show, asked curiously, "What are you doing, Shiyue?"

"Call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. Their behavior has violated the price law of our country. As a legal taxpayer and a good citizen, I am obliged to report them..."

While speaking, the righteous Shi Yue had already dialed the number and was about to dial, without any hesitation in that action.The staff of the program team panicked all of a sudden, and rushed forward in a hurry, trying to stop Shi Yue at the last second.

"Hero, hero, we have something to say, don't be impulsive!" He didn't want to send himself, ah no, the director to the bureau for a show!

"There's nothing to say, destroy it quickly!" Shi Yue was very determined to fulfill her obligations as a good citizen of the country.

"Don't, don't, it's just Coke, I'll give you a can, and I won't charge you, okay..." This tone was almost like saying please.

"No, I need five cans, iced ones!" Shi Yue gestured five fingers in a principled manner.

"All right, all right, don't be impulsive, I'll ask someone to bring you a Coke!"

Fan Xingyang, who was next to him, was stunned for a long time, watching the staff of the program group running to get a coke in a daze, and after a while, he ran back erratically and respectfully delivered a bag of coke to Shi Yue.

The show crew who don't like oil and salt are also afraid of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? !

So the stingy and vicious show crew will give in one day? !

There were times when the ruthless program group kicked the iron board? !

At this moment, Fan Xingyang, who had been oppressed by the program group for a long time, seemed to open the door to a new world. He only felt that Shi Yue, who was holding a Coke and smiling brightly, was glowing all over.

Satisfied with getting the iced Coke, Shi Yue finally regained her bright smile, took out a can and stuffed it into Fan Xingyang's hand, then happily ran to the brothers and sisters in the gazebo outside.

"Here, Coca-Cola." The child shared the cans one by one fairly, and then sat down by himself, opened the bottle and took a big sip, and burped comfortably.

Zhao Ren, Wu Yuanming and Chen Shuyu looked at each other in surprise.Zhao Ren was the first to ask, "No, where did you get this Coke?"

"It was given by the program team." Shi Yue sighed contentedly, "It's delicious!"

"The show crew is so picky, how could they give you free Coke!" Wu Yuanming looked at Fan Xingyang and slowly approached him, pointing at him and asking, "Yangyang, tell me, what's going on?"

Fan Xingyang said in a daze: "Ah, Coke... Shi Yue threatened the program crew..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a good citizen, how could I do such a dirty thing like threatening people!" Shi Xiaoyue immediately rectified his name, he is a good citizen!

Fan Xingyang ignored him, and told his brothers and sisters what happened upside down, not forgetting to highlight Shiyue's glorious and great image of a good citizen of the country.By the time he finished speaking, the three of them had already burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha... in my lifetime, in my lifetime!"

"Retribution, hahahaha retribution!"

"Nice job hahaha box box..."

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At this time, in the director's control room, the director, who had already known about this from the staff, said angrily, "You said that you are so big, you have to fight wits and courage with those guests, how can you fall into the trap of a 21-year-old?" In the hands of a child!"

The staff felt aggrieved: "That's no ordinary kid..." That kid really dared to call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau!

"It's not an ordinary kid. Could it be that he has three heads and six arms and can eat people?" The director glared at him.

However, what he doesn't know is that soon he will usher in the first serious Waterloo in his director career, and his face will change from time to time when he talks about it.

On the other side, Shi Yue, who had been moistened by Coca-Cola, leisurely accompanied several brothers and sisters to enjoy the morning light, her pair of beautiful peach eyes were full of comfort and comfort.Unbeknownst to them, since this show, all the show teams that invited Shiyue have added a few extra clauses to their contracts.

The first rule is: Do not call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.