i'm really rich

Shi Yue failed to get back the two hundred and seven yuan.

The staff's earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods' roar successfully attracted everyone, including Zhao Ren and the others.Several people thought that the program group was bullying others and bullying their two children.Including Chen Shuyu, the three of them have been in the industry for quite a while, and even the youngest Chen Shuyu is nearly thirty.In their eyes, Shi Yue and Fan Xingyang were just children.Especially Shi Yue, who is only twenty, and looks quite fair and loves to smile, a little childish, such a child is always very painful.

The three of them were afraid that the program crew would suddenly lose their temper and mess with these two brothers, so they rushed out of the house almost immediately.When they came to the scene of the incident, they were stunned.

I saw a staff member with a broken face, as if he had been mentally disturbed by the stimulation of the sky.And the two children in their family looked innocent, but they didn't look like they were being bullied at all. On the contrary, it was more like bullying others and pretending to be innocent.

The three brothers and sisters felt relieved, and Wu Yuanming asked Shi Yue and Fan Xingyang directly with a smile: "Tell me, what did you all do?"

Fan Xingyang innocently pointed at Shi Yue: "Ask him."

Shi Yue opened a pair of more innocent and lovely watery dog ​​eyes: "I, I didn't do anything. Why don't we just ask him for our labor income..."

Fan Xingyang supplemented the overall process of the matter, and finally did not forget to add: "The same staff member was also involved in the last Coke incident."

Well, double thrill.

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the staff, Wu Yuanming looked up at the big sun that had risen to the center.Then look at the motionless director's control room, well, it seems that their director Li Da decided to play dead to the end.

"Forget it, half a chicken is half a chicken." Wu Yuanming kindly decided not to embarrass the staff, "It's too late, when we buy chickens and come back, lunch will be dinner."

Shi Yue was a little reconciled, thinking that the income this time was not equal to the labor they paid.But seeing that the brothers and sisters were all hungry and didn't want to waste time, they had no choice but to give up.

When carrying half a chicken and walking into the house behind several brothers and sisters, Shi Yue inadvertently noticed that the door of the director's control room moved slightly.In the next second, he saw the director of the program team sneaking out of the door, running towards a certain direction with small steps.Shi Yue immediately elbowed Fan Xingyang next to him, the two looked at each other, and decided to go over together to find out what happened.

The two quietly followed, and after a while, they saw Director Li running to the bulletin board specially posted by the program team in the corner of the yard.He took out a black pen and added a sentence at the bottom: "Guests are not allowed to call the Labor Bureau!"

After a pause, he erased that sentence again and changed it to: "Guests are not allowed to call all relevant departments!"

After finishing the modification, he looked up and down, finally nodded in satisfaction, and quietly ran back to the director's control room.

Shi Yue: "..."

Fan Xingyang: "..."

Very targeted.Fan Xingyang couldn't help laughing at Shi Yue: "Maybe in the future, any program you go to will have such a clause in the program regulations."

As everyone knows, a word becomes a prophecy.

For lunch, Chen Shuyu ordered Hainanese chicken with wowotou.Half a chicken can't be eaten by one person.However, as Chen Shuyu said before the show started, the two chefs Zhao Ren and Wu Yuanming are really good at cooking, and the chicken is especially delicious.Even a picky eater like Shiyue felt that he couldn't get enough.Yue Yue couldn't help but sigh while eating this meal, and Sister Chen didn't lie to him about that.The culinary skills of the two eldest brothers rivaled his father's.

A heartfelt emotion is better than flattery, especially after Chen Shuyu learned that Shi Yue was picky eaters, Zhao Ren and Wu Yuanming smiled even more, and looked at Shi Yue with a lot of kindness.One person gave up an extra piece of chicken to Shiyue's bowl, and they all said that he was too thin and asked him to eat more.

Fan Xingyang was not far behind, he picked the biggest meat clip from his own bowl and gave it to Shi Yue, saying that he wanted to thank Shi Yue for avenging him one after another.As for Chen Shuyu, she said that she wanted to lose weight, so she put half of the chicken into Shiyue's bowl.After a few people did this, they immediately filled Shiyue's bowl with chicken, which made the children's eyes roll with joy.I was full of anticipation in my heart for the Buddha jumping over the wall that he ordered in the evening, completely ignoring that they may not be able to get all the materials.

After lunch, a few people chatted casually for a while, and then went back to their rooms for lunch break.Shi Yue shared a room with Fan Xingyang, with different beds.Both of them slept well, and they didn't snore, so they slept soundly.

Shi Yue's biological clock is fairly stable, and she wakes up after 10 minutes of her lunch break.Seeing that Fan Xingyang hadn't gotten up from the bed next door, he got up lightly, took his shoes and socks, walked out the door barefoot and silently, and put on his shoes after closing the door.

When he came to the yard, he squatted at the gate with nothing to do, looked up at the sky for a while, then at the pavilion for a while, and finally his eyes stopped on the longan tree planted in the corner of the yard.I don't know if it's the water and soil problem in this village or something else, but the big longan tree actually produced a lot of longan in the wrong season, clusters of green and yellow, very prosperous.

Kind of like the one my dad planted.Shi Yue stared at the longan tree in a daze, silently in a daze.

After an unknown amount of time, he heard that there was suddenly someone beside him, squatting next to him.Shi Yue turned her head and glanced casually, it was Fan Xingyang.He was lazy and didn't speak, and continued to turn his head and stare at the longan tree in a daze.Fan Xingyang also seemed to be bored, sitting beside him like this, silently staring in a daze with him.

What is it like to see two handsome boys with different looks sitting next to each other, squatting on the threshold and staring at the big tree in a daze?

There's something hilarious in the beauty.Zhao Ren, who came out of his lunch break to see this scene, couldn't help laughing as he looked at the motionless backs of the two.Forget about Shi Yue, Fan Xingyang has the burden of being an idol.Because of the damn idol burden, he was spoofed by the program crew countless times.

From the first season to the second season, they have known each other for almost three years. Except for private gatherings, this is the first time that Fan Xingyang is seen squatting in a daze in a program recording without caring about his image.

Shi Yue's influence is really not ordinary!

After everyone woke up, several people gathered around the table to discuss what to do in the afternoon.

"Yangyang, why don't you take Xiaoyue to the south, where there is a pumpkin field. Pumpkins are heavy, so you can pick that one." Zhao Ren arranged in an orderly manner, "I, you Angkor and Sister Chen, will go to the vegetable garden to get some vegetables. Sell."

"I thought that as long as we all work together, the Buddha jumping over the wall at night should be able to eat. You set an alarm clock, and you will come back at about 04:30."

"Received!" Everyone responded with great dignity, and then got up and went out to work.

Thanks to the delicious Hainanese chicken at noon, Shi Yue worked harder this time than in the morning.He was not in good health when he was a child, so his parents always took him up the mountain and down to the fields to do farm work and so on.Not for anything else, just to make him exercise more and become healthier.Over time, Shi Yue's body has become healthy, and she can do farm work very quickly.Even if his health has improved in the past few years, his father has not let him do any work for a long time, and it will not affect his work speed to catch up with Fan Xingyang.

Maybe it's because the boys themselves like to compare, and Fan Xingyang couldn't help speeding up when he saw Shiyue faster.The two of them seem to be competing, but they have increased their efficiency.

It wasn't until the phone's alarm clock rang that the two of them suddenly realized that it was already time.Looking at it again, the two of them picked more than a hundred pumpkins.Seeing each other sweating profusely, with rosy cheeks, and a bit embarrassed, the two laughed subconsciously.For a while, the hearty laughter of the two boys echoed in the field, which was very warm against the setting sun.

The two borrowed a cart, and after a lot of effort, finally transported the pumpkin back to the yard.Before Chen Shuyu and the three of them came back, Fan Xingyang asked the staff to come over and weigh them.

This time it was no longer the staff member in the morning who came to calculate the price, but the director himself.I saw him staring at the pumpkins all over the place, then at Shi Yue and Fan Xingyang, and finally said expressionlessly: "The program group does not have a large scale, so it is inconvenient to call pumpkins. After discussion by the program group, it is decided not to weigh them this time. Calculate accordingly."

Shi Yue and Fan Xingyang looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling that the program crew was going to play tricks again.Not weighing?When they picked it, they picked the most important ones!

"Then, how much is that one?" Fan Xingyang asked with a hint of expectation, almost in a begging tone.

However, what he met was director Li Da, who had a firm heart, and he said coldly: "One is six yuan, and you picked a total of 130 pieces, which translates to a total of 780 six yuan."

Shi Yue hurriedly asked cautiously, "Are there enough materials for Buddha to jump over the wall?"

Director Li smiled at him, and said ruthlessly: "The complete set of materials for Buddha Jumping over the Wall costs 300 yuan, and they are not sold loose. You are short of more than half."

Shi Yue: "..."

Fan Xingyang: "..."

Obviously, even with the money Chen Shuyu and the others got, it was far from enough to buy these materials.

Could it be that his Buddha jumping over the wall will die prematurely? !

No, he can't accept it!Shi Yue gritted her teeth, thinking bitterly that there would be no money to be made on this show, and it was still so hard.Buddha jumping over the wall is his only spiritual sustenance, and the program crew wants to ruthlessly deprive him of it?That can't be done!

Shi Yue directly picked up a pumpkin, handed it to the director, and forced her lips together: "Director, you see that this pumpkin is big and round, it costs 30 yuan for such a big pumpkin, right! Between us The relationship is so good, 25 is fine, friendship price, how about a [-] for you?"

"It's not that bad." Director Li Da smiled, who the hell has a good relationship with you!

Fan Xingyang also came to his senses very quickly, and immediately followed Shi Yue's words, saying: "Director, how about 20 yuan a piece? 20 yuan, such a big pumpkin, it's a good deal."

"Five dollars." Director Li Da ruthlessly chopped off another dollar.

Seeing Shi Yue's teeth itching with hatred but helpless, Director Li finally regained his confidence as the chief director of the program group, holding the power of life and death of the guests.Ah, this is the expression a guest should have!What will you do next, Shi Xiaoyue?He stared at Shi Yue expectantly, and his intuition told him that this kid would definitely do something special.

Unexpectedly, but also unexpectedly, Shi Yue once again played cards out of common sense.He rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "Director, wait a minute, I have to think about it. Don't move these pumpkins, I want to sell them."

Director Li said leisurely, "Except for the program team, no one here will ask for your pumpkins. Besides, even if someone asks for it, the distant water will not be able to save the nearby fire. Shi Xiaoyue, think clearly, ah! "

Shi Yue ignored him, but pulled Fan Xingyang past him, dragged him to the room, and shut the cameramen of both of them outside.The cameramen didn't force them to go in. Anyway, there are cameras in the room, so they can just cut them together after the recording is over.

Fan Xingyang was stunned: "Shi Yue, what are you pulling me up for?"

But Shi Yue pulled him and said in a low voice: "Fan Xingyang, let me ask you, do you think the program team is not too much?"

"Too much!" Fan Xingyang replied without thinking.

"Where's the director?"

"That's the worst one."

"Right, the director is the root of all evil, the embodiment of evil, do you agree with that?" Shi Yue followed suit.

Fan Xingyang almost raised his hands and feet: "Then I'm sure a hundred people agree, I don't know how much I have suffered from him!"

"Right," Shi Yue's voice was very slow, her eyes fixed on Fan Xingyang: "He oppresses us like this, it's capitalism in the first place, and it's not human at all."

"Where there is oppression, there is resistance. Fan Xingyang, let me ask you, do you want to resist the evil capitalists? Do you want to achieve social harmony?"

Fan Xingyang nodded subconsciously: "Ah... yes..."

"Okay, then you will help me, right?" Shi Yue looked at him expectantly.

Those beautiful eyes, which were as moist as spring water, were full of expectation and trust. Fan Xingyang's mind seemed to be non-existent, and he nodded mysteriously.

"Good job!" Shi Yue happily patted Fan Xingyang's shoulder, "Congratulations, your ideological awareness has reached another level!"

"Okay, now you do what I say..."

Fan Xingyang was confused and didn't understand Shi Yue's purpose, so he agreed and acted according to his instructions.He didn't realize it until he walked out of the room, but he thought that Shi Yue wouldn't harm him, so let's cooperate and see what kind of medicine this kid sells in the gourd.

I saw him almost trotting to the director, with an eager face, out of breath, and shouted: "Director, Shi Yue, Shi Yue..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the utility room.

"What's wrong with him? Is there an accident?" Director Li was a little anxious. If an accident happened to a guest on his show, he wouldn't have to do it in the future.

However, Fan Xingyang seemed to be running too fast, he nodded and shook his head vigorously, as if unable to speak.Seeing him like this, Director Li's heart suddenly turned cold, and he rushed towards the direction he pointed without waiting for Fan Xingyang to finish his sentence.

Running all the way, he rushed directly into the utility room, still not forgetting to shout: "What's the matter, Shi Yue, what happened?"

However, after entering the door, he quickly scanned around, only seeing Shiyue's cameraman, but not Shiyue himself.

wrong!Director Li panicked, and immediately turned around and was about to run outside.However, it was too late, almost the moment he turned around, a sheet fell from the sky.In the next second, a pair of slender hands appeared, and I didn't know how to operate them. They turned the quilt into ropes in two or three strokes, binding Li Dao tightly.

Director Li didn't wake up until he was pushed down and sat on a chair.Looking at the delicate and lovely Shi Yue in front of her, her face was full of horror: "You, what are you going to do?!"

"It's not obvious, Director Li Da, I'm kidnapping you." Shi Yue smiled very brightly, her eyes were full of light, as if she had won the lottery, "I never thought that Master Shi would be the first time I Kidnapping people is quite talented, and he succeeded in one go!"

He looked at Fan Xingyang who walked slowly into the door, locked the door with his backhand, and shut all other staff members out. "Fan Xingyang, well done!"

Inexplicably, Fan Xingyang, who was kidnapped by a director, showed a smile that was uglier than crying. He seemed to have been brought into a crime by accident!He became an accessory!

Director Li's eyes widened in disbelief.Looking at Fan Xingyang, and at Shi Yue who was smiling brightly but seemed to have horns on her head, he couldn't believe it: "You guys kidnapped me?!"

"No, no, the director's words are wrong!" Shi Yue waved his hands, and said cheerfully: "Director, you forgot, you were still talking about it this morning. Our show has a script, and all unreasonable behavior is fake Yes! It's all arranged in advance!"

After saying this, he did not forget to bring Fan Xingyang to the camera and said: "All kinds of audiences, we are just pretending to kidnap, it's not real, please don't go online."

Deja vu words, exactly the same reason.Director Li hated that he couldn't just hold his breath, so he could only complain: "Shi Yue, you said that everyone is a civilized person, what can't be said properly, you have to use this method to torment me..."

"I also want to be a civilized person, and I want to have a good chat with you, but you didn't cooperate before!" Shi Yue said with a smile, and reached out to pat the director's shoulder, "Now we can have a good chat."

Director Li was about to cry: "Talk, you can talk as much as you want, will it work?!"

"Success, I only ask for one, and I'll sell you all the pumpkins, but I want 50 yuan for a pumpkin!" Shi Yue raised her chin, very stubborn.

"Why don't you grab it!" Another sentence that seemed familiar came out of the director's mouth.He said angrily: "You are kidnapping and blackmailing."

"Then you are still driving up prices and snatching mobile phones!" Shi Yue refused to budge.

"I, I, I was for the effect of the show, there is a script!" The director stammered impatiently, afraid that he would really be turned into the bureau by the crazy kid in front of him.

"I, I, and I are also doing this for the effect of the show. I also have a script!" Shi Yue pulled Fan Xingyang over, "If you don't believe me, ask him!"

Fan Xingyang had a misty expression on his face, and subconsciously said stupidly: "Ah, yes, yes, Xiaoyue is right."

The director almost spit out a mouthful of blood, but he has realized what it means to "shoot one's own foot with a stone".Does he dare to say that their show has no script at all?He dare not!He was afraid that if he said that, Xiaoyue would send him in when he turned around.

He couldn't help staring at Shi Yue up and down, thinking to himself, what did this person eat to grow up, why is he such a dog!He was so bold and ruthless that even the program director dared to kidnap her.

Turning his head to look at Fan Xingyang, who seemed to be infatuated stupidly, well, he also brought down the only innocent and good baby in the program group, and teamed up to trick him.

He gritted his teeth, sighed, and said, "50 yuan is too high, no way. Ten yuan at most, no more!"

Shi Yue was completely dissatisfied: "Fifty, no less!"

"No, it's only ten yuan!" Director Li tilted his head and closed his eyes with backbone, obviously determined to die rather than surrender.He still doesn't believe it, how dare this little devil, Shi Yue, do anything to him!

"Oh, our director Li Da really has backbone!" Shi Yue smiled happily, "Then don't blame me, my heart! Ruthless! Hands! Spicy!"

As soon as his words fell, Director Li felt that his shoes had been taken off.In the next second, it seemed that a feather or something swept across the soles of his feet, causing waves of itching.

"Hiss! Don't...hahahahaha...Shiyue...little devil...hahaha..."

"Don't, let me go...hahahaha...I, I, I recognize haha..."

"I was wrong, I was wrong hahaha...Shi, Shi Xiaoyue haha..."

It wasn't until Director Li repeatedly begged for mercy that Shi Yue stopped the devil's hand.He gently twirled the chicken feather in his hand, smiled and said: "Agreed?"

With tears in the corners of Li's eyes, he sighed: "Fifty is really too high, why not just twenty, the program team really doesn't have that much money..."

"Is it that poor..." Shi Yue muttered in doubt, thought for a while, compared "three", and said: "I also have principles, thirty!"

Director Li also has principles: "22!"

"28!" Shi Yue.

"23!" Director Li.

"Forty!" Shi Yue said.

"Deal!" Director Li said.

"Oye! 41 pieces, deal!" Shi Yue was so happy that she almost didn't take off.

Director Li looked at him belatedly, and then at Fan Xingyang. Why, it seemed, the cuts were getting higher and higher?

Fan Xingyang also looked at him in bewilderment, what's going on?How did Shi Xiaoyue cut from 30 yuan to 40 yuan?

The two looked at each other in dismay, but Shi Yue excitedly took out the calculator on his mobile phone to do some calculations, and finally said: "41 pieces, 130 pieces, a total of 240 yuan. We are so familiar with each other, so with a small change, it will be [-] yuan."

Director Li and Fan Xingyang: "?????" Is that how you wipe zero? !

However, when Shi Xiaoyue didn't digest them too much, he directly said to Director Li: "Thank you in cash!"

Director Li: "..." Tired of these two words, he was already tired of talking.

As a novice kidnapper, Shi Yue is still very aware of kidnappers.Pay with one hand and pay with the other.As soon as he got the cash, he immediately ordered Fan Xingyang to release Director Li.

Fan Xingyang actually obeyed him numbly throughout the whole process, every command and every movement, really like being hit by a cup.

Director Li, who had regained his freedom, couldn't help complaining about Shi Yue: "Shi Xiaoyue, you are such a genius!"

"Thank you, thank you." Shi Xiaoyue smiled with an extraordinarily humble and pure heart.

Finally, Director Li gritted his teeth and ran back to his director's control room with a huff like a humiliated daughter-in-law, and he didn't appear again until Shi Yue left the program group.

I'm afraid I'm afraid!

After seeing off Director Li and the onlookers at the door, Shi Yue excitedly took Fan Xingyang and waved a wad of cash in his hand: "Look, we're rich!"

Fan Xingyang looked at him with a complicated expression, and for a while, he suddenly asked: "Master Shi, do you lack an apprentice?"

Even using the honorific "you", Shi Yue was taken aback and subconsciously said, "I'm short of a son."

Fan Xingyang: "..."

Looking at the beautiful and gentle sunset, and at Young Master Shi who was foolishly counting money under the sunset, Fan Xingyang wiped his face.In any case, it seems that his ideological awareness has indeed reached a new level.He never dared to think about kidnapping a director.But Shiyue took him to do it, and even retreated unscathed, and got a lot of benefits.

Shiyue, what a wonderful human being.

When Chen Shuyu and the others came back, they saw two beautiful young men with their own characteristics in the setting sun. One was counting money cheerfully, smiling so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.One stared straight at the one who was counting the money, with a face full of admiration.

The three of them looked at each other, and Zhao Ren asked directly, "What's wrong with you? Hey, Xiaoyue, where did you get so much money?"

Shi Yue was already counting the money to such an extent that Fan Xingyang excitedly answered for him: "Master Shi, he got it by kidnapping the director."

Three: ? ? ?

After counting the money for the third time, Master Shi took the time to look up and corrected with a righteous face: "There is no kidnapping! Our show has a script, and everything is arranged in advance!"