When Hisoka meets V

To most students, the petrification of Mrs. Norris, Filch's cat, is definitely not a scary event.The cat who was as unlovable as its owner was petrified, which means that the little animals who like to swim at night no longer need to pay attention to the subtle noises in the corridor, and no longer need to worry about being frightened out of their wits by a cat meowing in the middle of the night. Let's hope the mandrakes dedicated to curing petrification in Professor Sprout's greenhouse mature later.

Of course, the Gryffindor trio didn't know that Mrs. Norris had just been petrified.In an empty corridor at night, a cat was hung upside down on the wall like this, no matter how you looked at it, it felt a little scary.Little Potter approached a little bit, and by the light of the torch on the wall, he saw a paragraph written in red liquid on the wall: The chamber of secrets has been opened, enemies of the heir, be careful.

"Harry, what do you think it is? Red paint?" Ron said with difficulty with a bitter face.

"I think it's blood..." Potter's erratic voice made the timid Ron shiver.

This is, Filch walked over slowly, his eyes lit up when he saw the three children in the corridor, he may have finally caught the trio who were still wandering around at this time, he will never forget the long night in the office It would be boring, but when she saw Mrs. Norris hanging upside down on the wall, the hunchback and lame housekeeper opened her eyes and tremblingly said: "If you kill my cat, I will give you a little bit of power." have a look!"

The three of Little Potter became suspects in the murder of Mrs. Norris, and it was Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall who came forward to vouch for it, and Lockhart proved that the reason why Little Potter didn't have dinner in the lobby was because he helped to give the dinner in the office. The reader wrote back, which made Filch dispel the idea of ​​punishing the trio.

Hisoka did not participate in the questioning of little Potter and Filch, he looked at the English written in red liquid on the wall with great interest, and poked Snape with his elbow: "Little Sif, you Have you noticed, this person's handwriting is uglier than mine~★"

"..." Snape glanced sideways at Hisoka, "I really don't know what you're proud of..."

Hisoka just squinted his eyes and smiled very awkwardly.

At the beginning of November, the Quidditch competition kicked off again, and the petrification incident of Mrs. Norris in the corridor on the second floor was temporarily put aside. After all, for small animals, Quidditch is always the most important.

This year's confrontation between Slytherin and Gryffindor is particularly eye-catching. Slytherin has a new Seeker Draco?Malfoy.Since Draco was a child, his flying skills were the most outstanding in the circle of noble children. In the first grade, because there was a rule that the Quidditch team did not recruit first-year students, he was not able to play, and he was very jealous that it was obviously cheating. The one who was able to participate was also a first-year little Porter, so he said that he would definitely defeat Little Porter in the coming year.But after that, the relationship between the two became better for some unknown reason, which made all the little animals in Hogwarts look forward to whether Draco and Little Potter, who are such good brothers now, will show mercy to each other.

Draco was wearing a silver and green Slytherin Quidditch team uniform, riding on the latest model of broomstick Nimbus 2001 given by his father, with a frightened expression on his face.Little Potter was wearing the gold and red Gryffindor Quidditch team uniform, riding on his Nimbus 2000, confronting Draco with a calm expression.

Lucius, as one of the twelve directors of Hogwarts and the broomstick sponsor of the Slytherin Quidditch team, was invited to watch the game as a matter of course.Hisoka and Snape sat on either side of him.This kind of seating arrangement is certainly for his own good. After all, it is well known that he, the Malfoy patriarch, does not have many close friends, but Hisoka and Snape are the ones he has the closest contacts with.However, Lucius almost collapsed because of this seating arrangement.

"Lulu~ Did you see that your future daughter-in-law is looking at your son~?" There was a yin and yang voice with a trembling ending around him, "Your daughter-in-law's flying skills are very good yo~★”

"Heh, have you prepared the dowry Lucius?" A deep and silky voice sneered on his right, "A daughter-in-law who is a savior is pretty good, even though he is a Potter."

"..." Lucius could only be thankful that he had already ordered a coffin with a scarlet lining in the famous coffin shop in Diagon Alley. When he got home, he would spread lilies in it and lay down in it. Guy, never have to see those two people who broke him down and made him despair.

The match between Slytherin and Gryffindor has always been the most explosive game in Quidditch.This game was no exception. Since the beginning, the two sides have been attacking with their bodies constantly, and made several dangerous moves, which aroused the amazement of the audience.Before the Golden Snitch appeared, the Bludger first aimed at the Seeker and dangled.Little Potter was almost hit on the head by a Bludger, he quickly turned around on the broom to escape the crisis, just as he sat down, he found the Golden Snitch bouncing around behind Draco.

The two Seekers immediately started chasing the Snitch, but the Bludger seemed to have eyes and kept chasing behind Little Potter, breaking several uprights.Everyone felt that something was wrong, and this Bludger was too evil.Little Potter threw himself on the Snitch, dodging the Bludger's pursuit completely by instinct, but the Bludger still hit his broom so hard that it almost knocked him off the broom, and followed Draco behind him immediately speeded up and flew to his side to support him, and the Gryffindor cubs breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as Lucius frowned, he saw the Bludger coming from behind the two of them and flying towards Draco. Little Potter turned his face sideways and just saw it. He immediately stretched out his right arm to block the blow. The people fell from the broom because they were not prepared well. Fortunately, they were not far from the ground at that time, and they didn't suffer much injuries after falling. It's just that the Bludger still pursued them closely. Draco Rolling around with little Potter in his arms, he avoided two or three attacks. When the Bludger was about to make another attack, the angry Lucius had already waved the snake-headed stick in his hand and blew up the damned Bludger. ball.

The game has been suspended because both Seekers were injured.Staff came to the field to pick up the two injured children before they were taken to the medical wing.Draco's injury was not serious, but Little Potter's right arm was broken. When Lockhart came over, he took out his wand and said that he knew a spell that could heal Little Potter's right arm.Little Potter was very skeptical about this, but reluctantly accepted Lockhart's so-called "treatment". As a result, he lost most of his bones, and his whole body became limp.

"It's not bad, isn't it?" Lockhart said with a dry smile, shaking little Potter's soft right arm, "at least it won't hurt anymore."

"..." The teachers and students of Hogwarts who were completely desperate for Lockhart.

After Draco and Little Potter were sent to the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey fired again, scolded Lockhart for not being helpful, and did not forget to teach him a lesson again. Row of staff scolded: "As I said, Quidditch should have been abolished a long time ago. There are kids who are sent here after every game and either fall off their brooms or get caught by Bludgers." Broken bones! Draco and Harry are only 12, 12 years old! Harry has been a regular visitor to the medical wing since first grade, and now he's missing most of his bones, Albus, and I'll confiscate them for punishment Drop all your dental potions!"

"Oh, Bobby, I..." Dumbledore hesitated to speak.

"Severus!" Madam Pomfrey looked at the Potions professor who was expressionless, "I hope you don't make a tooth potion for Albus just because of his request."

"Yes, Madam Pomfrey," Snape said flatly.

"..." Thinking of the pile of inedible sweets on the desk, Dumbledore despaired.

Draco and Little Potter, who were lying on adjacent beds, looked at the final boss of Hogwarts with admiring eyes.

Draco had to stay in the medical wing for one night due to a fall, and Little Potter lost most of his bones, so he had to use the Bone-Regenerating Potion. It would probably be a long and painful process to wait for the bones to grow back.The two little kids were still talking about things in the middle of the night, and Little Potter's crisp laughter and bright green eyes made Draco's heart itch.At this time, a group of teaching staff came in the ward, and there was another patient in the medical wing where there were only two patients, Potter and Draco.It doesn't look like a patient.Anyway, after Mrs. Norris, the second petrification incident happened again, and the victim was Colin of Gryffindor?Creevey.

"I heard that Colin? Creevey ran out in the middle of the night to take a picture of you." Hermione who came to visit said, "He may have seen something in the corridor, and he just wanted to take a picture with his camera. , so it was petrified."

"So dedicated?" Draco clicked his tongue, "It's the Daily Prophet's loss not to be a reporter after graduation."

"..." Looking at Colin, who was petrified on the hospital bed opposite and still clutching the camera, Little Potter lost his words.

After Little Potter's bones grew back, he spent an extra night in the hospital wing under Madam Pomfrey's oppression, and had a Defense Against the Dark Arts class the day before he was discharged from the hospital.To be honest, he no longer expected to learn anything in this class, he only hoped that he would not do too badly in the fifth grade OWLs exam because of the teachings of the first two professors.

However, it was clear that Lockhart had some new ideas.

That Defense Against the Dark Arts class was still holding the so-called textbook "Break with a Female Ghost", listening to Lockhart bragging about what he had to say about a female ghost.The story is still quite exciting, of course they didn't learn anything from it.However, Lockhart said that because the petrification incident became more and more serious, the principal Dumbledore allowed him to open a dueling club to teach young wizards some dueling methods.

The first activity of the duel club started with the expectation of middle school students.

Lockhart, dressed in golden wizard robes, walked slowly onto the stage, holding her wand.Still smiling like an idiot, he threw the cloak off the stage, causing a group of female students to scramble for it. "Okay, now we are going to demonstrate the most basic spell in a duel, the Disarming Curse. The spell is 'Ammunition'." Lockhart said with a smile, "Please allow me to introduce my assistant, Hisoka? Mr. Weasley .”

"Oh Merlin, how could it be him!"

"He's going to kill Lockhart."

"He definitely has joke merchandise on him."

……

The smile on Lockhart's face was a little stiff, and the bear-like appearance he suffered under Hisoka's hands for several months had been deeply rooted in the hearts of every student. "Actually, I originally invited Professor Snape, but he has other things to do, so I recommended his teaching assistant, Mr. Hisoka." Lockhart cleared his throat and said, "Of course, I I won't embarrass Mr. Hisoka too much, it's just a demonstration, and now I have love for Mr. Hisoka."

Hisoka appeared in a neat black wizard robe.To be honest, he didn't have much interest in Lockhart, he was just a rotten apple that would never ripen, but since little Sif asked him to come, he should come and do some activities.However, the dueling rules of wizards are really boring. In a real battle of life and death, who would have the mood to bow to you, turn around, take three steps, and count one, two, three?

After Hisoka counted "three", he simply said "Tarantella dance", and threw a yellow light over. Lockhart, who hadn't reacted yet, immediately started to tap dance on the spot.Maybe he should be thankful that Hisoka didn't throw his front teeth to compete with the club, dancing is obviously much better than having front teeth as long as a saber-toothed tiger.

After throwing a spell to free Lockhart, Hisoka announced that the students were free to duel.And he sat on the sidelines to see if there were any small fruits worth cultivating.However, all the students participating in the club activities this time were students from the lower grades. Except for the Slytherin little snakes who learned some slightly offensive spells from their parents before entering school, the other small animals either used disarming spells or Use the tarantella that Hisoka just made Lockhart look like a fool.For a moment, the whole classroom seemed to be a dance venue, and Hisoka felt like yawning.

Suddenly, a series of girls screamed in the student group.Hisoka thought it was Lockhart who started stripping, and walked over lazily, twisting his waist, only to find out that some student summoned a cobra with "Oolong out of the hole".Little Potter was "hissing" at the snake, and the snake slowly crawled over like a student named Justin.

Hisoka burned the snake, then looked at the dazed little Potter, the corner of his mouth curved into a strange arc.

Little Potter is a Parseltongue?Isn't that Salazar?Is Slightly's talent only passed on to his descendants?The Potter family has nothing to do with Slytherin, and Little Potter's mother Lily?Evans is a witch from a Muggle family.

Could it be... Little Potter is Little V's illegitimate child?