When Hisoka meets V

The fact that Little Potter is a Parseltongue quickly spread in Hogwarts. Combined with the row of words written in blood on the wall when Mrs. Norris was petrified, what "enemies of the heir beware With words like that, everyone believed that Little Potter was the heir of Slytherin, opened that secret room, and released a monster that could petrify others.For a while, middle school students avoided Little Potter like a plague, and even the little lions of Gryffindor were afraid to talk to him.

"It's ridiculous." Regarding this phenomenon, the dean of the Snake Academy sneered, "Slytherin's heir is a brainless Gryffindor, so should I tell you that Longbottom is actually a master of potions?"

Professor McGonagall glanced at Snape with some displeasure, and said bad things about the Lion House would at least be in the cellar later, at least she, the head of the Lion House, was still here.Well, she admitted that the little lions of Gryffindor were indeed a little reckless in their actions, and Longbottom's Potions performance was indeed not very satisfactory-in fact, any of the child's homework was a bit of a headache for the subject teacher.

Dumbledore chewed the lemon candy with a smile. A few days ago, she finally got a month's dose of tooth health potion from Madam Pomfrey. The process was too tortuous and sad to be omitted. "What does little Hisoka think about this matter?" He turned his gaze to Hisoka, only to find that he was concentrating on plucking his precious pet, Phoenix Fox.

Hisoka let go of the crying Fox, looked at Dumbledore with black lines on his face, and blinked: "What's the matter, Principal Dumbledore~★"

"..." Old Deng coughed twice and said, "What do you think about the fact that little Harry is a Parseltongue?"

"Should we investigate the bloodline of the green-eyed fruit?" Hisoka twisted his waist, "What if he is Voldemort's illegitimate child~★"

"..." Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall asked themselves in their hearts whether this guy, Professor Party, was really suitable.Snape snorted through his nose.

Hisoka actually knew who was the culprit of the petrification incident. Looking at the words "heir" on the wall, he knew it was one of Voldemort's Horcruxes. The original price of that diary might only be a dozen silver Sickles. . Sixteen-year-old Voldemort, or Tom?Riddle was very proud of his half-wizard blood. During their contact, the 16-year-old raised his chin more than once and said that he was the heir of Slytherin. He had once opened the Chamber of Secrets and released Killed the monster inside and killed a student - the ghost in the women's room on the second floor, Moaning Myrtle.

——Of course, it is impossible for a diary to open a secret room. It is likely that the idiot who stole it was controlled by it, causing this series of horrible events.

However, Hisoka is no fool, he wouldn't tell Dumbledore that he had hidden one - more than one Horcrux belonging to the Dark Lord, and he wouldn't be so bored as to wander around Hogwarts trying to find the thief, like After making an innocuous (?) joke in Dumbledore's internal meeting as usual, and saying hello to Professor Sprout and Professor Flitwick, he left the headmaster's office and went back to the cellar.

On the way, he met Lockhart. The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor was dressed like a macaw in tropical America, wearing a red robe with an emerald pin pinned to the neckline. He saw Hisoka and laughed dryly. Hisoka greeted him, and Hisoka smiled at him: "Professor Lockhart, good morning~?"

"...Morning." It would be dawn in ten hours, and it was quite early, Lockhart wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"By the way, there will be a duel club event tomorrow, right?" Hisoka asked suddenly.This is true, he is quite like a teacher, quite responsible.

"..." Lockhart wished to close the duel club early.

Dueling Club activities have been suspended, said to avoid some uncontrollable accidents.It seemed that the fact that little Potter was a Parseltongue somewhat irritated Lockhart.What if another one speaks the language of trolls when the students duel next time?Well, that student is bound to be on the front page of the Daily Prophet, after all that's unheard of.

After Little Potter was suspected of being the heir of Slytherin, another petrification incident occurred. Even the ghost of Gryffindor, Nick, who was almost headless, was also petrified. I hope the mandrake will be effective for him.Hisoka yawned and followed a group of professors to the scene of the incident, and found the Gryffindor trio standing in the corner. When Little Potter saw the leader Dumbledore, he hurried forward and said excitedly: "Principal, isn't it?" I……"

"Hmm, who's mouse, does it look delicious~★" The strange vibrato made everyone's movements stiffen.

Dumbledore turned his head convulsively, and saw Hisoka with a smile on his face, and this guy was pinching the tail of a mouse with his thumb and forefinger, lifting the poor animal upside down, and the mouse kept Struggling on the ground, making a miserable "squeak" sound, it seems to be protesting Hisoka's statement.

"Oh Scabbers!" Ron?Weasley let out a wail, "Mr Hisoka, that's my pet, Scabbers." For Merlin's sake, he had no doubts that Hisoka would grill or fry his poor pet...

Hisoka shook his hand, the mouse swung in the air a few times, and the cry became more and more violent, "Is it Little Ronnie's?" He said with a smile, "Xiao Luo, how do you know that this mouse is your pet... Scabbers? "

"Scabbets has been at my house for ten years," cried Ron. "I'll make no mistake. He's missing a toe."

When Ron yelled this sentence, the faces of the professors who were originally not very good-looking became more dignified.A ten-year-old mouse?Merlin, are you kidding me, this mouse has become a sperm, right?Doesn't the average house mouse only have a lifespan of two or three years?

"I thought, maybe Mr. Weasley would be willing to lend it to me for one night." Snape waved his wand and cast a Sleeping Charm to silence the struggling mouse in Hisoka's hand, with its tail swaying in mid-air , "Albus, I'll leave the petrification incident to you. As for me..." A smirk formed at the corner of his mouth, "Study what conditions rats need to live for ten years."

He took the sleeping cursed mouse from Hisoka, twitched the corner of his mouth in disgust, turned around, and strode away. The tumbling black robe was on Ron?Weasley disappeared around the corner of the corridor amidst a desperate cry.

"Which... Albus, let's deal with the petrification incident first..." Professor McGonagall cleared his throat and said.

"..." Dumbledore sighed. He felt that more and more people were falling into despair. Was he incompetent as the headmaster?

Professor Snape's research was immediately successful, in fact, he just went back to the office, dropped the fat mouse that he hated from the bottom of his heart, a small anti-Animagus spell Afterwards, the mouse on the ground turned into a fat, short, ragged adult.

"Peter? Pediru?" Snape recognized the adult sleeping soundly on the floor of his office almost at a glance. He was too impressed with the Gryffindor foursome back then, even Is this the weakest and most invisible Peter in the foursome?Pedirou.

To prevent Peter?After Pedirou woke up after the Sleeping Charm expired and turned into a rat to escape, Snape added a Powerful Binding Charm to him, and levitated the grown man straight to the Headmaster's office.This weird scene made the small animals who just passed by clutch their little hearts and cry. When Snape used the Levitation Charm to levitate a person, his powerful aura never diminished.

Peter?It is said that Pediru was killed by the traitor Sirius on the night the mysterious man disappeared.Blake killed him. On the street where Sirius blew up Muggles, people only found one finger that belonged to him, and they thought he had been blown by Sirius.Not only was it used as a piece of evidence for the arrest of Sirius, but he was also awarded a First Class Hero Medal of the Order of Merlin.

And now, Peter wasn't dead, he was an illegal Animagus who had been hiding in the Weasleys' house for ten years in the form of a mouse.The reason for this is worth thinking about, Snape didn't want to bother with the damn mouse, and threw him directly into the headmaster's office.

A few days later, the front page of the "Daily Prophet" published a report that surprised everyone: Has betrayed, killed thirteen Muggles, killed Peter?Sirius, who was sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban for crimes such as Pediru?Blake was proved innocent, so he was acquitted, his reputation was restored, and the Ministry of Magic will also pay a considerable amount of compensation.

Did Snape know that he was indirectly helping Sirius?When Black was freed, he nearly blew up his own cauldron.Although he came back a little late in the end, he was ridiculed by Hisoka, perhaps it was more appropriate to say that he was teasing.

There was a Quidditch match in early February, Gryffindor against Ravenclaw, Sirius, who is said to be the godfather of Harry Potter?Black will be there to watch, and Little Potter hasn't met Sirius yet, so he knew the news a few days before the game. He was a little turbulent, and he nagged in front of Drake for a long time. sweep away.

However, when the day came, the game was suspended, Hermione?Granger was petrified, and Hisoka and his staff gathered in the principal's office to talk to the principal about the murder of Myrtle 50 years ago.At the end, Lao Deng stuffed a handful of lemon candy into his mouth, and said inarticulately: "Little Harry has discovered something, everyone should follow him carefully these few days, and don't let him get hurt. Yes, this is a lot of trouble." New experience."

When Filch told Dumbledore, Little Potter, Ron?Weasley and Draco, three little kids, sneaked into the women's room where Myrtle was on the second floor, and all the professors were all dressed up, except for Roja, who was lying on the medical wing because of Hisoka's joke goods. Special (Of course others wish he would not come).Snape's face turned black, he was 1 unwilling to enter that place, but Hisoka walked to the door of the women's toilet, turned and walked to his office.

It was quiet in the cellar. At this time, the little Slytherins were probably still having a headache about the 25-inch potion treatise arranged by Hisoka today, except of course Draco, who eloped with little Potter and went to the daughter-in-law. bathroom.Hisoka came to the door of the office, and the portrait of the siren on the door gave him a wink: "My dear, go in quickly, or you will have to ask the house elf to clean it up for you."

"Since you know it's a thief, why did you let him in~★" Hisoka blinked and said.

"He got the password right." The siren twisted, "As long as he says the password right, I will let you in."

"Sure enough, I need to change the portrait~★"

"That's your reason! Who better than you never change your password!"

……

Hisoka walked into his office, and as expected, it had become a mess, even the "English Course for Children" that was pressed in the drawer was turned out.And behind his desk sat Lockhart wearing a black cloak, holding an iron box in his hand, looking at Hisoka with an idiotic smile.

"Good evening, Mr. Hisoka." Lockhart's big white teeth flashed dazzlingly with a "ding" sound, "Lord asked me to ask you, did you play poker with the trick to make the Dark Mark invisible on your hand? The kind that plays tricks."

"No~?" Hisoka said with a smile, "It should be said that it was my trick of imitating the skin. When Xiao V marked me, it was marked on the imitation skin~★"

"Mr. Hisoka is really good at it." Lockhart stood up, "I have been played by Mr. Hisoka many times."

"It's just a trick of a magician~" Hisoka said with a trembling ending, "but Professor Lockhart can run into my office and steal the diary, open the secret room, and know that the green-eyed fruit is a Parseltongue Afterwards, I gave him the diary and set the blame on him completely. I said, how could Professor Lockhart go to Gryffindor Tower at night. Is it because of this that I used the green-eyed fruit to lure the professors away today? ’ He pointed to the iron box in Lockhart's arms.

"Before I came to teach at Hogwarts, the Lord told me that Mr. Hisoka was not so shrewd, and he was. But Mr. Hisoka knew it a little later. I have already found the diary and the ring. The diary made me eat it." It almost killed me, but I'm going to take both of these things back to the Lord, although I don't understand why the Lord needs these two things. By the way, there is a hairpin-" Luo As Hart spoke, he opened the iron box, and there was an obsidian ring inside. The style was very old, not beautiful, but it had an unusual charm. Pick up the ring and put it on your hand.

"Professor Lockhart, I warn you first, you will die if you take it~?" Although Hisoka was warning, he still stood there with a smile on his face.

"Wearing it will give you the power of a Lord." Lockhart said eagerly, putting the ring on the middle finger of his left hand.In just an instant, a kind of death-like scorched black spread from his left hand to his whole body. Before his expression changed, his body was already stiff, and then collapsed into dust, scattered on the ground.

"Hmm, you said you will die~?" Hisoka twisted his waist and picked up the ring from the ashes, "But I still have to be thankful, the curse is gone~?"