When Hisoka meets V

While the ladies were in a sweet hallucination the moment Lockhart came on stage, there were plenty of people (and all the gents) who weren't expecting much from this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts class.In Draco's words, they didn't expect to defeat a troll by learning how to smile like an idiot (actually ask little Potter for that).

As it turned out, Draco's words were correct, and Lockhart had done the trick in the first class.He had brought a cage of Cornish elves, and let the little wizards who were just starting their second year classes subdue these difficult things.As a result, the class was a mess, and Lockhart fled after his wand was taken away, leaving a group of young wizards to deal with the tricky affair.Hermione?Granger, a little Muggle-born witch, took care of the annoying elves.So a girl broke away from Lockhart's ranks of crushes.

When the teaching staff found out about this, the only thing they could do was to rub their foreheads and lament, and sincerely hoped that the curse that Voldemort cast on his position as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts would be fulfilled soon, so don't rely on this idiot. I misunderstood my son in my seat.

Hisoka didn't react much, he just laughed and watched Snape spray venom on the lion cubs in Potions class.The new first-year students asked him questions, and he asked the students to copy the textbooks as usual.He was also experimenting with joke merchandise he had confiscated from the Weasley twins on the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, causing Lockhart to run away when he saw him.

However, one day, when Hisoka returned to his office after class, he found that his bookcase and desk had become a mess.Well, even though his bookcase and desk looked like an office fixture, there were still a few Potion Theory books scavenged from Snape for facade.Today, these books are all in their original places, but scattered on the surrounding ground.

There is not such a strong evil wind in the cellar, which can blow the books so far.

There was only one reason, his Hisoka's office had been burglarized - ah, someone really dared to step into the office of the famous Hogwarts pervert!

The portrait of the siren on the office door twisted his waist, sat on a rock in a coquettish posture, and said: "Honey, that person is wearing a black cloak, and he can't see his face clearly. He said he is your friend." , you asked him to come over, and he said the password accurately, so of course I let him in. He came out not long after he was inside, and I thought he was impatient."

"Little Siren, you are really unreliable~★" Hisoka blinked, "Should I change the portrait?"

"That's your reason! The password has never been changed!" The Siren snorted, "It will always be 'Kurolo Apple Tree'."

Hisoka shrugged, it was because he missed Kuroro too much, and he didn't know if the big apple was broken after more than 20 years.

After letting the Hogwarts house-elf clean up his messy office, he casually rummaged through it to see if anything was missing.Those books are nothing, and the elementary potion theory is not very useful. When Lihen Bookstore holds a second-hand book discount fair, dozens of silver coins can buy a bundle.However, the thief probably didn't have much interest in these books, and he didn't lose any of them, but lost other things.

Hisoka calmly grabbed a handful of floo powder and threw it into the fireplace, calling out "Malfoy Manor".Not long after, Lucius appeared on the dancing flames?Malfoy's platinum head.

"Hisso, I wonder if you got a piece of my work schedule." Lucius' expression was very sad and indignant, "Why is it that every time you find me, I just happen to be on vacation at home!"

"Did you wrong him, dear Lulu~?" Hisoka could wriggle around even while squatting, "I don't have your work schedule, this one obviously has a heart with you~★"

"What the hell is wrong with you!" Lucius couldn't stand the BT's teasing, and started to growl.

Hisoka puffed up his stuffed face and said, "Hmm, my office was burglarized~?"

"That's none of my business?" Lucius said through gritted teeth. "There's nothing really useful in your office anyway."

"Wrong yo Lulu~★" Hisoka shook his finger, "The notebook I stole from you was stolen~★"

"..." I don't know whether to laugh at Hisoka's retribution or to hit Lucius with his head on the ground like a house elf.

Yes, that diary is gone.

Lucius got this diary presented by Voldemort himself when he accepted the Dark Mark. As Voldemort's capable officer and loyal follower, he has kept this diary in his study room. Although he would occasionally be dissatisfied with this diary, you must know that the Bellatrix couple got a gold cup when they got married!The difference between the gold cup and the diary is too great.

Some time ago Arthur?Weasley led a group of Aurors to conduct surprise inspections on Malfoy Manor many times. Lucius was so angry that he had to secretly dispose of some dark magic artifacts in his previous collection, or sell them to the Boss in Knockturn Alley. gold?Blog store.He plans to put that diary in Bojin first?Bock's, unexpectedly it was stolen during Christmas.He thought that someone from the Order of the Phoenix had stolen it, and worried for a long time, only to find out later that the diary was a Horcrux made by Voldemort and was stolen by Hisoka.

He just needs someone to help him keep this thing, and he also knows how dangerous the Horcrux is, if it is not careful, it will be devoured, so he didn't want it back.But, now, Hisoka told him, it had been stolen again.

Now Lucius has more than just a stomachache, maybe he should go to Diagon Alley and order a coffin for himself, with scarlet lining and lily flowers inside, and he needs to lie in it with his hands folded Wrapped around the chest... oh Merlin's three-point underwear, why is he always so unlucky.

"Hmm, Lulu, don't worry too much~★" Hisoka blinked, "The 16-year-old V is also very smart~?"

"No matter how smart he is, he's just a tattered diary!" Lucius had forgotten the amount, Hisoka was too unreliable.

The diary was lost, and Hisoka didn't change the password to enter his office. In his words, he was too lazy to think about it, and he didn't think about who entered his office and stole his...it should be his Kiss little V's diary, it is understandable that he is too lazy to think.

He and the 16-year-old Tom in the diary?The memory left by Riddle has only been touched once, and only that time did he know Tom?Riddle, that is, Voldemort plans to make more than five Horcruxes, and the diary is the first one. He plans to go to Little Hangleton Village to find his uncle Morfin after this semester is over?Gaunt, make that thing a Horcrux too.Because the artifacts attached to the soul piece should be very strong, so he intends to find the treasures left by the legendary Hogwarts Big Four: Slytherin's locket, Gryffindor's sword, Ravenclaw diadem, and Hufflepuff's cup.

It is enough to only know these points, and the life force will be absorbed by this Horcrux after repeated contact.Although Hisoka likes the pleasure of being close to death, it is definitely not so muddled to be absorbed by life and then occupied by the body.

As for whether the person who stole the Horcrux will have such bad luck, Hisoka is not a holy mother who cares about the life and death of others.In short, if someone stole this diary, if it was a Hogwarts faculty member or student, there would definitely be some big troubles. After all, 16-year-old Voldemort is not a cheap lamp.When the time comes, let the savior, Potter, deal with it if things get serious. Anyway, Dumbledore wants to let Potter experience some more experience.

Thinking so, he stretched himself and went to sleep.

The next few days were quite peaceful, and there were no major problems. I just heard that there was a little dispute between Slytherin and Gryffindor at the Quidditch training ground, because Gryffindor had already applied for a reservation for the Quidditch training ground. One day's training ground, who knows that Slytherin has been approved by Professor Snape to use this day's training ground, the two sides started a dispute.Marcus, captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team?Flint scolded Hermione?Granger's a Mudblood, pissed-off Ron?Weasley tried to cast a spell on Flint, but his second-hand wand bounced on him, causing him to hold a small wooden bucket and vomit slugs for a day.

—Perhaps Snape should be happy that this is a free potion ingredient.

Little Potter got angry with Draco because of this, thinking that Draco would not stop Flint's impolite behavior.The little platinum aristocrat was depressed. In the following Potions class, he almost blew up his own cauldron because he was distracted by the little Potter. This made Professor Snape, his godfather, furious, sprayed the venom, and Send the little platinum aristocrat to his office for confinement to dispose of a bunch of Brazilian bullfrogs he just acquired.

Draco was sentenced to confinement, and little Potter didn't feel better.

The idiot Lockhart sacrificed little Potter's public break time to let the poor, unlucky black-haired and blue-eyed boy answer the reader's letter for himself.You know, how huge Lockhart's female readership is. Little Potter looked at the piles of letters in Lockhart's office, and while solving these perfumed letters, he listened to Lockhart. Bragging about his adventure history, little Potter felt devastated, and he would rather go to Snape's office to deal with those Brazilian bullfrogs.

Coming out of Lockhart's office, Hermione and Ron were already waiting for him and brought him some food.Little Potter didn't have dinner because he was caught by Lockhart to help answer the letter.The three of them talked about Draco for a while, and thought that Draco was not wrong in that matter. After all, Flint was the senior, and Draco couldn't stop what he said. Little Potter was a little unreasonable. .

Little Potter, who had been taught a lesson by Hermione, decided to overcome his fear of Snape, went to the cellar to wait for Draco to end his confinement, and apologized to him.

However, it didn't take long for little Potter to hear a vague voice, roughly meaning "Kill", "I want blood" and the like.

"Hermione Ron, did you hear any noise?" Little Potter said while chewing on pumpkin pie, "Isn't it that Nearly Headless Nick and Bloody Barrow are playing a game of scary ghosts?"

"Harry, have you been infected by Lockhart? We haven't heard anything." Ron shook his head. He really didn't hear anything.

At this time, Little Potter and the others were already on the stairs leading to the cellar. After thinking about it, Little Potter decided to go up and see what was going on.He was sure he heard something.Hermione and Ron had no choice but to follow him back.

The corridor on the second floor is empty. At this time, most of the students are finishing their homework in the common room of their own college. Except for the students who have completed the closed room, there is one hanging on the wall, which looks like it is dead. cat.