When Hisoka meets V

After Draco and Little Potter met their parents (Lucius and Sirius), the lifelong event was settled, although Lucius and Sirius were a little unhappy both on the surface and in their hearts: My family is so cute The son (godson) is so cheap for your abominable godson (son).Of course, what the parents think is completely out of the two children's... To be precise, it is within the scope of the two young people's considerations.

As Draco's elder and one of the most influential people, Hisoka will one day receive a visit from two young people.

That day, the sky was clear and the wind was breezy. Hisoka and his partner, the black-haired and red-eyed former demon king, naturally had a morning exercise in such a fine weather.After the exercise, the former demon king went to the study room and took the basic books about nutrition and health care, went downstairs to study carefully (it’s incredible), and said good morning to the portraits of his father-in-law and mother-in-law by the way—this is why he didn’t read books in the study room, He didn't like being around other people while reading a book, not even a portrait, with the exception of Hisoka, of course.

After a while, someone knocked on the door. Voldemort put away his book and went to open the door.He had heard Hisoka say that Draco and Little Potter would be here today, but he was still a little surprised why those two brats didn't use the fireplace, since Little Potter didn't like to use Apparition or Portkeys.

"You are?" However, the young man standing outside the door was not one of Draco and Little Potter, and Voldemort, who had a wide range of contacts, had not even seen him.

"Hi sir, is this the Weasley's house in Embury Town?" Although it was a question, the man's tone did not fluctuate.

"Yes, but..." Voldemort narrowed his red eyes, sizing up the young man.

About 24 or 1.8 years old, but powerful wizards can often use some hidden magic to make themselves look younger.He is tall, about [-] meters five, and has a beautiful appearance. Unlike Hisoka's handsome appearance, his appearance is more feminine, with large eyes, and the corners of the eyes are slightly raised, like a cat, but without a trace of focus and expression, with an elegant head Her waist-length hair fell behind her head like a waterfall.

Voldemort was sure he had never seen this man in his decades of life.

"But?" The young man tilted his head, it was still a question, but there was no slight fluctuation in his tone.

"Xiao Yi~★" A strange and resentful voice came from behind, Voldemort turned his head and found Hisoka standing on the stairs with his waist twisted, wearing a white bathrobe.The bathrobe was casually tied around the waist, revealing most of her naked chest that was still dripping with water.

"Hisso?" The man named "Little Yi" blinked, then looked at Voldemort again, "Who's last name is Weasley?"

"At present, it's me~?" Hisoka walked over while twisting his waist, his eyes were shining with golden light excitedly, "Why did Xiaoyi come here? Uh-huh, I want to kill Xiaoyi. Dedicate it to me tonight~?"

"..." Xiao Yi opened her cat eyes wide, expressionless and speechless.

"..." Voldemort still had an elegant smile on his face but wanted to catch Hisoka and ask "Who is he?" Voldemort in his heart.

"Then, Mr. Beater is a person from the same time and space as Hisoka. After hearing that Hisoka disappeared, he wanted to go to the bank and ask for the Galleons in his account... oh, it's Jini to transfer to your account... Oh, you have bills for proof. So, you were pushed off the broomstick by an external force on the way... Oh, it was an airship, and you came to a strange world. In that world, there was a woman with long purple hair and a group of harem, There are also a few men wearing golden battle armor. Well, you want to snatch the golden sheep horn on the shoulder of one of the purple-haired men, because the color is very good. But what kind of Pegasus Meteor Fist was used by a boy to get you Here again, a group of weirdos said that as long as you entertain a Weasley who lives in Embry Town, they will give you a lot of nuns?" Voldemort looked at Ilmi with eyes full of mercy.

Yi Ermi nodded, then looked at Hisoka: "I found you, so please pay, now I don't have a bank card, pay in cash."

"Xiaoyi asked me, I really want to pay Xiaoyi, but I don't have any money~★" Hisoka puffed up his bun face, pointed at Voldemort and said, "Let's find him, he is very rich~ ?”

Ilmi's out-of-focus cat eyes looked at Voldemort, and Voldemort smiled dryly and said that he would take him to Gringotts to withdraw cash next time.

"With interest, [-]% a day." Yi Ermi said.

"..." Voldemort suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, unfortunately he had run out of stomach medicine.

Because of the three people present, two of them can't cook (Hisso and Voldemort), and one always cooks with poisonous substances (Il fans), so Hisoka decided to go to Malfoy Manor for dinner with the three of them.Just as the three of them were about to leave, there was another knock on the door, hoping that it was Draco and his wife who came this time, Voldemort sincerely prayed to Merlin for the first time.But at this time, Merlin obviously went to lunch and didn't hear his prayer, because there was a strange man standing outside the door. He looked at Voldemort with an elegant smile similar to Voldemort's: "Excuse me, this is Embu The Weasley House in Ridgetown?"

It seems to be about the same age as Yierfan, with a slightly shorter body, wearing a Muggle school uniform, black hair, a white cloth on the forehead, and very strange blue-purple earrings hanging on the earlobes on both sides. He was also very good-looking, his facial features were softer than those of Hisoka and Ilmi, his extremely black eyes were a bit innocent and childish, but Voldemort dared to swear on Merlin's heel, this guy was not simple.

"Hmm, Captain~★" came a yin and yang voice.

"Kurolo, the balance payment after the task you entrusted last time has not been settled, please pay it together with the interest. In addition, since I don't have a bank card now, please pay in cash, thank you. Welcome to contact the enemy Hakka next time .” Came a flat, waveless voice.

"..." I really want to turn around and leave Kuroro who has turned everything into an illusion?Lucy Lu.

"..." Voldemort wanted to catch Hisoka and roared "Who the hell is he?"

"Mr. Luxilu, you mean that after you knew Hisoka was missing, you called all the members of the Phantom Troupe to hold a celebration meeting, but you drank too much. When you woke up, you found a blond girl with a ball head and a sailor suit. Seeing you drooling, you immediately wanted to kill her, but a black cat said a few words in human language. You thought the black cat that could speak human language was very interesting, so you decided to collect it, and then a magical beast of unknown species suddenly appeared. When you came out, you saw that girl suddenly transformed into a fight with this monster. A man wearing a black tuxedo and a gentleman's hat suddenly appeared and gave you a rose. You were a little surprised, but when you looked up, you found that the girl, the black cat, the monster All the gentlemen have disappeared, and a group of strange people appeared, guiding you to find Weasley who lives in Embury Town?" Voldemort wanted to twitch his mouth.

"The truth is true, it's just..." Kuroro looked at Hisoka who twisted his waist and stared at him, "It's just a misunderstanding." Who knew that "Weasley" would be Hisoka, if he had known this, He'd rather watch Girls in Miniskirt Sailor Suit vs. Warcraft!

"Head, I miss you so much~★" Hisoka Kurolo, the big apple, has been thinking about it for many years.

"..." Kurolo, who really wanted to turn around and leave, why did he still look like this BT after seeing Hisoka for so long?

"..." Already thinking about how to press Voldemort about Sisona's [Peach Blossom Blooming] past.

That night, the four of them returned to the Weasley House in Embury Town after having dinner at Malfoy's house. Ilmi and Kuroro were arranged to live in the original room of the Freges. The two were still the same They are collecting debts, and the other is practicing Tai Chi, so the atmosphere is quite harmonious.

In the other room, Desiso and Voldemort were not quite at peace. After the must-have program every night came to an end, Hisoka leaned on Voldemort's body, smiling gluttonously and weirdly. He licked Voldemort's collarbone, Said: "Today's little V is not normal~?"

Voldemort smiled gracefully: "What's wrong?"

"The jealous little V is so cute~★" Hisoka squinted his eyes and laughed a few times.

"Jealous?" Voldemort's face darkened, "Are you joking, Hisoka?"

"Oh hehehe, little V, you are really dishonest, be good~?" Hisoka moved and smiled very awkwardly.

"Hisso!" came the ex-Dark Lord's exasperated growl from the darkness, but was immediately drowned in a kiss.

... Thus, the River Crab program kicked off again.

At this time, all the masters were holding stinky tofu with chopsticks while watching a play.

"Young people, you just have energy." Fu Jian just ate a piece of stinky tofu, squinted his eyes and shook his head and said, his image was very obscene, and he pulled Masami Cheda, who was digging out his teeth with a bamboo stick, "Why all of a sudden? Thinking of sending Ilmi to Hisoka?"

"I heard Rowling say what Qixi Festival is today." Che Tian, ​​who was flattering his teeth, began to pick his nostrils again, "Let Xiaoyi and Mr. Mu separate for a while, and go to Hisoka's to join in the fun. The two-person world of Hisoka and Voldemort It’s too easy to live, so I have to make some waves.”

"Poor VV, what a loss~" Rowling sighed, and poured herself another glass of Erguotou mixed with iced black tea.

"It just happened to give Xiao Yi another chance to collect debts." Naoko Takeuchi looked at Kuroro who was being chased by Yi Er fans on the LCD TV, and said so.

"Sure enough, Xiao Yi is the happiest during the Qixi Festival~" Oda said while packing his things.

"Oda, are you leaving?" Kishimoto blinked, "It's still early, I haven't finished eating the tofu yet."

Oda shook his head and said, "The inspiration just came, isn't it Tanabata, I'll go back and make a special episode so that Ace can come back to life and fall in love with Luffy."