Mr nonsense

Mondays are miserable, do you have Monday syndrome?Our dear Mr. Fei is a serious patient of Monday Syndrome, but this Monday he got up early to go to work.Because the weekend is really unbearable, Mr. Fei just wants to avoid the terrible Mr. Mo from now on.

When Mr. Fei arrived at the office early, he was not greeted by the Gossip Party or the Bad Joke Society, but by a foreigner.

Well, in fact, Mr. Fei's English is a little bit reluctant.He looked at the young man with three-dimensional facial features and deep contours in front of him, feeling a little embarrassed.

Just as Mr. Fei was about to flee, the young man obviously saw him and gave him a friendly smile.Mr. Fei cleared his throat, and had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Good morning, nice to meet you. Where are you from?" Is this strike-up normal?

The young man looked at him in confusion, and stammered: "Uh...Nicetomeetyou, too. Iam from Xinjiang."

Well, the word "Xinjiang" is absolutely standard Chinese.

Mr. Fei was embarrassed, and the heat quickly rushed to his cheeks, but he still said stubbornly: "Young man, your English is not bad. Are you the intern who is coming today?"

The young man smiled brightly: "Yes, I seem to be early. But fortunately Director Mo is also early, otherwise I don't know what to do."

Director Mo?These three words are simply poisonous curses.Mr. Fei turned around quickly, and sure enough, he saw Mr. Mo standing not far behind him holding a cup of coffee.That expression, that look... Mr. Fei has judged it with experience, it means "you are abrupt again".

"Airken, this is Mr. Fei, and he will take you from now on." Mr. Mo nodded to Mr. Fei, and then said to the boy from Xinjiang.

"Okay, okay, hello, Mr. Fei." Erken enthusiastically patted the stiff Mr. Fei.

Since getting Aierken, Mr. Fei has no back pain, no back stiffness, flexible legs and vigorous work, even making cold jokes more interesting.To sum up, this is the power of worship.

Mr. Fei was dizzy from the enthusiastic bombardment of Xinjiang boys every day.

"Mr. Fei, you are really amazing."

"So that's the case. I understand. Thank you, Mr. Fei."

"It's great to be able to study with Mr. Fei."

Mr. Fei felt that his luck had changed, it was a brave new world.

At noon this day, the Cold Joke Association had another dinner under the leadership of Mr. Cold Joke.

Mr. Fei said: "One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road, and suddenly saw a little rabbit in the middle of the road, with its ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something.

"So the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously: "Little rabbit, what are you listening to?" The little rabbit said, "A big truck passed by here half an hour ago." The kangaroo asked again: "How do you know?" ?' How do you think the bunny knows?"

Everyone shook their heads, and Erken also looked at him with interest.

Mr. Fei said, "That's how my neck and leg were broken!"

"It's so cold, so cold..." Everyone sighed.

Just when Mr. Fei was triumphant, his smile froze.I saw Mr. Mo standing expressionlessly at the door of the restaurant, while Mr. Strict walked over with a serious face and said, "Mr. Fei, I'm afraid your neck and legs can't be kept."

What does Mr. Fei do?Mr. Fei is an accountant.What are accountants afraid of?Accountants are afraid of making mistakes.

"It's the second time this month." Director Mo said.

At the moment, they are in Director Mo's office, and outside the door are members of the Gossip Party and the Cold Joke Association who are poking around to eavesdrop.

"Is the certificate unqualified, or the detailed subjects are not written correctly, or the subject list is not calculated?" Mr. Fei was dejected.

"It's because the accounts handed over to Erken haven't been checked clearly. Take him with you and take responsibility." Mr. Mo's voice was calm and unwavering.

Mr. Fei opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, did he get carried away?

Mr. Mo coughed lightly: "Fei Yu, you have been in the company for a few years, you don't make many low-level mistakes, and you work diligently..."

Mr. Fei became nervous: "Director, don't you..."

Mr. Mo waved his hand: "I just asked if you are interested in further studies, such as taking an international accounting certificate or something."

Mr. Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and was speechless for a while, before he said, "Thank you Director for your concern, I, I haven't thought it through yet."

"Well, you seem to be a little absent-minded recently," Mr. Mo said in a supervisory tone, "you must cheer up, I am very optimistic about you."

"Thank you Director, I will pay attention to it." Mr. Fei was relieved at this moment, ready to go back and teach Elken a lesson, and reflect on his frivolous self.

But just as Mr. Fei was about to go out, a thunderbolt struck straight down.

Mr. Mo said calmly: "Have you been avoiding me recently?" Interrogative sentence.

"No, no, director, you are worrying too much." Affirmative sentence.

"What do you think of me?" Interrogative sentence.

"No, no, Director, you are a good person." Affirmative sentence.

"Okay, go on a business trip with me next week." Affirmative sentence.

"Uh, okay." There was a row of exclamation marks in my heart, God is going to kill me!

Mr. Fei was very depressed. He felt that he was going to die because he actually wanted to go on a business trip with Director Mo.

"Mr. Fei, do you want to ask for a peace talisman for you?" the enthusiastic elder sister asked.

"Mr. Fei, would you like to inquire about the fate of the person who returned from a business trip with the director?" Miss Gossip asked.

"Mr. Fei, do you want to send you a cold joke every day to comfort you?" Mr. Joke asked.

"Mr. Fei, do you want to collect the body for you?" Mr. Stern asked.

"Mr. Fei, isn't Director Mo a good person?" Ai Erken asked stupidly.

According to the secret record of K Company, people who go on a business trip with Mr. Mo, the chief financial officer, are likely to encounter extremely unlucky things.In short, this is a major milestone in life.

Mr. Mo is worthy of being the big devil of K company who can call the wind and rain.

Although Mr. Fei didn't want to admit it, he still embarked on the feudal superstitious road of no return. He took the amulet and Director Mo on a business trip.

On the morning of the business trip, Mr. Fei received countless love text messages, some from people he knew and others he didn't know.

"Take the amulet with you." This is from the enthusiastic elder sister, embarrassing.

"The company needs you!" This is from Miss Gossip, who wants to gossip about how bad luck I am?

"A cannibal father and son were hunting. The son captured a thin man. His father said: Let it go, there is no meat! The son also captured a fat man, and his father said: Let it go, it is too greasy! The son captured a beautiful woman again, and his father said: Bring it back Home, I ate your mother tonight!" This is from Mr. Joke, good brother.

"Strong man, hold on!" This was sent by Mr. Yan, who came over.

"Master, you must come back alive." This was sent by the stupid boy Aierken.

"The wind is rustling and the water is cold..." Which bastard sent this, cursing me for not coming back? !

"Brother, you have suffered!" with tears.

"Martyr!" Ah bah, I'm not dead yet!

Mr. Fei was very happy reading the text message, and Mr. Mo was also very happy seeing Mr. Fei's ever-changing expression.

It is said that it is a business trip, but in fact it is just a regular visit to the branch to check the accounts and inspect the situation.The branch company is also my own brother, so there shouldn't be any bad luck, right?Mr. Fei comforted himself.

But he never expected that he was completely in the wrong direction.

Do you know, child, that is a hurdle in life, can it be so easy?

The branch office helped to arrange a double business suite in the hotel, which was clean and tidy.The brothers in the branch company don't drink alcohol at the banquet, don't mess with each other, and don't have any problems.Mr. Fei was very satisfied with all this, and of course he knew that it had an inseparable relationship with Mr. Mo, the Great Demon King.

Everything seemed to be going too smoothly. It was the first time that Mr. Fei had no misfortune following the Great Demon King for so long, so he was a little grateful.Of course, he also despises his own slavishness.

"Don't take it lightly." The enthusiastic elder sister said earnestly.

"To break the curse!" Miss Bagua was very excited.

"I have a request: Treat me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. And treat me to dinner, or just write : Marriage, both men and women are welcome, and the conditions are not limited." Mr. Joke took advantage of the fire.

"It's not that we don't report, it's just that the time hasn't come yet." Mr. Strict is very experienced.

"Master, stupid people are blessed with stupidity, and good people are rewarded with rewards." Erken was very stupid and naive.

Just the day before the end of the business trip, a hurdle in Mr. Fei's life appeared.

The day was sunny and cloudless, and Mr. Fei felt that persistence was victory, and that he was going to make it through and break the curse.Therefore, Mr. Fei was in a very good mood that day.

At 03:30 this afternoon, only one and a half hours before leaving get off work, Mr. Fei finally came to his doom.

Mr. Fei accompanied Director Mo to write a report in the small office of the finance department, and felt stuffy for a while, so he planned to go to the pantry to pour two glasses of water for himself and his boss.It doesn't matter if you go this time, it turns out that you will meet your nemesis again.

I only heard the manager of the sales department outside. Mr. Su was longer than Mr. Su.Mr. Fei pouted, wondering which big client it was.As soon as he turned around, Mr. Fei froze at the door, unable to lift his hands.That extremely familiar voice is not Su Luo who is it!

It turned out that he was in City B, and it turned out that he was so far away.

Mr. Fei thought he should open the door calmly, and then pass Mr. Su, perhaps Mr. Su would say "such a coincidence".But the worthless Mr. Fei just poured hot water in his hand in the pantry, his mind went blank.

Even if I often want to hate you and forget you, but in the end I still care about you so much, it really is not abusive!

An hour before leaving get off work, Director Mo saw that his subordinate finally came back with a burnt hand in a daze.Director Mo frowned, found a wide-mouthed cup, filled it with cold water, and stuffed Mr. Fei's hand into it, completely ignoring the tearful eyes of the old man in the finance department of the branch.However, it took a lot of effort to pull out Mr. Fei's hoof.

The work was over, and the next day was the weekend. Mr. Mo took Mr. Fei away and prepared to spend the last night of the business trip.

That night, Mr. Fei got drunk.Use wine to drown your sorrows and worry even more.

What, drunken sex?Don't you think it's too fast?In fact, people are just chatting after drinking.

"I'm the one who was abandoned, because I'm very nagging and annoying." Mr. Fei whimpered.

"So I'll change it, look how good I am now, I'm not wordy at all, I'm not annoying." Mr. Fei murmured.

"Ask what love in the world is, I want to see through the red dust...Director, do you think I'm really long-winded? No, no..." Mr. Fei groaned.

Mr. Mo still looked calm, but his heart twitched slightly. It turned out that this was Mr. Fei's nature.

"Actually, I'm a good man at home. Although I'm stuck at home, I'm very caring and do housework well. I care so much about him, but he actually despises me..." It's over, crying.

"Don't cry, I'll show you something interesting." Mr. Mo coaxed the drunk with reluctance.

"What?" Mr. Fei stared blankly at him.

Mr. Mo took out his mobile phone and found the text message that he had never been willing to delete.The date of sending the letter was last year, and the name of the sender has recently been changed to Fei Xiaotu. "Honey, drink less wine at night, I will be very worried. The weather is getting colder, remember to bring your coat. Come back early, I will help you prepare supper~boo~=3="

"What is this?" Mr. Fei's eyes widened.

"This was sent by a rash guy last year. I thought at the time, this guy is really virtuous. I brought a coat that night and it was very warm, so I will not delete this text message." Mr. Mo said in a low voice. Said loudly.

Mr. Fei sat there blankly, and suddenly covered his eyes and began to cry.He said softly, "It's good to be warm, it's good to be warm..."

On that day more than a year ago, Mr. Fei remembered that it was a cold snap and the temperature dropped sharply.As always, Xiao Luo didn't reply to his text messages, and he heated up the supper again and again by himself, and he didn't wait for Xiao Luo to come back.Mr. Fei called Xiao Luo's company the next day, only to find out that he stayed with the client all night.

Mr. Mo thought that Mr. Fei, whose eyes were red from crying, might really look like a rabbit.He didn't comfort him, just said: "Crying once in a while is good for your physical and mental health."

On that day more than a year ago, Mr. Mo received this intrusive text message.He thought he didn't know this little accountant very well, so why did he receive the love message?But he took his coat anyway, and it turned out that it really worked that night.

So, he slowly began to pay attention to this little accountant, seeing that he was often late and gossips with his colleagues every day.She looked at him, but didn't dare to approach him rashly.

At the end of the business trip, Mr. Fei and his immediate boss had a secret.That is - Mr. Fei, a good family man, was the one who was dumped.

It seems that Mr. Fei still did not break the curse in the end, but he very firmly refused to explain the inside story of the business trip to the gossip party.

Recently, Mr. Fei feels that his life is a little bit in a trance, because he shared a secret with Mr. Mo, so he thinks that he should be with the Great Demon King, right?As a result, Mr. Fei really hasn't encountered any bad luck recently.Speaking of which, he hasn't formally "associated" with Mr. Mo yet.

Cough, the real reason is that Mr. Fei is thin-skinned. After returning from a business trip, he will feel uneasy within ten meters of Mr. Mo, and blush within five meters. He usually hides or hides when he sees Mr. Mo from a distance. It is so exaggerated that the entire K company thinks that Mr. Mo has molested Fei. gentlemen.

Ninety percent of this false rumor is 100% the masterpiece of Miss Bagua, so congratulations to Mr. Fei for retreating outside the security cordon again.

Mr. Mo was not indifferent to Mr. Fei's obvious behavior, but he calmly chose to ignore it.

In fact, it is interesting to see people blush and hide in corners, right?

Since he is the immediate boss, you can't dodge him when he doesn't want you to dodge it. Mr. Mo let Mr. Fei's naive behavior just because of this shameless bureaucratic surety mentality.

Just as the hapless leader Mr. Fei was gradually withdrawing from the arena, his heroic successor appeared.That is our good boy from Xinjiang——Mr. Erken!

On this day, Director Mo took the handsome Mr. Fei and Erken, a good boy with a capacity for alcohol, to a party.Director Mo took a few sips of wine lightly, and Mr. Fei and his first disciple Erken took care of the rest.

When everything was finally over, Director Mo dragged two drunk guys to pick up the car, but found that his coat had been left in the box.

what to do?Hurry back and get it.Relying on his fast running speed, the good boy Erken accepted the task resolutely.

In the night wind, Director Mo's cigarette butt was bright and dark, making Mr. Fei tremble with fear, and an ominous premonition arose spontaneously.

A few minutes later, "I'm coming!" was heard not far away, and then there were several screams of "pervert!"

Mr. Fei covered his face and wailed: "Airken, I misread you! From now on, you must never say where your teacher came from, and don't embarrass me!"

Director Mo looked up at the sky, and said flatly, "The weather is really nice tonight."

Erken walked slowly, aggrieved, and kept mumbling: "You hit me, you hit me, bad guy!"

Mr. Fei asked: "My dear student, tell me what you have done wrong?"

Erken was dumbfounded: "Mr. Fei, who is Weishi?"

Mr. Fei was frustrated: "I asked what were you doing just now?"

Elken blinked: "I didn't!"

"Then why did they beat you?"

"I saw two people there from a distance. I thought it was you and Director Mo, so I ran over there."

"That's it?" Stern.

"Open your arms while running." whispered.

"What else?" Smiling.

"Running and shouting 'I'm coming'." More quietly.

"Pfft hahaha, you're really bad." This was Mr. Fei's comment.

"Sure enough, it's a pervert." This was Mr. Mo's comment, and then he added a sentence habitually: "If the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked. If there is a teacher, there must be an apprentice." Successfully stepped on Mr. Fei's foot.

But recently, Mr. Fei had a really good time. He didn't take Mr. Mo's last words to heart at all. Instead, he said to Mr. Mo solemnly: "Thank you for entertaining me." In our Mr. Fei's heart, people nearby All the unlucky things were caused by the big devil, so I thanked him as a matter of course.

The drunken good boy Erken said: "Thank you for entertaining Mr. Fei."

Mr. Mo looked at the two light-hearted drunks, and slightly pursed the corners of his mouth.I don't know who entertained whom.