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It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and Mr. Fei's comfortable life hadn't lasted long before joy turned into sorrow.

Mr. Fei is unlucky because what is good for others is bad luck for him.Uh, how should I put it?In short, spring is here and peach blossoms are blooming, and Mr. Fei is lucky.

The origin of the incident was Mr. Fei's own doing.As the core members of the gossip party, Mr. Fei and Miss Bagua tirelessly observe Miss Gaoling Zhihua who recently broke up with her boyfriend on the [-]th floor every day, so the tragedy was born!Mr. Fei's deceitful appearance seduced the little girl's wounded heart.

On this day, Mr. Fei and Miss Bagua fished during their lunch break, and went to the [-]th floor for a few laps, purely to get first-hand information on Miss Kaolinzhihua's broken love.

At this time, Mr. Fei's elite face played a very deceptive role. I saw him walking in front like Mr. Mo's paralyzed face, Miss Gossip walked behind holding a folder with a serious face, and the absolute supervisor and inspection director went on tour. frame.Along the way, everyone looked sideways, giving way to others, and laughing with others.

When he reached the corner, Mr. Fei whispered, "Why don't you see the flower girl of Gaoling?"

Miss Bagua replied: "I'm sighing and sighing."

Looking back, I saw Miss Kaolin Zhihua holding a stack of documents, lost in thought by the printer.

Mr. Fei observed secretly, nodded and said, "Sure enough, I feel very sad."

So, the tour of the fourteenth floor lasted for a week.In the second week, Miss Kaolinzhihua directly said to Mr. Fei: "If you want to know me, just tell me, this is my mobile phone number."

Mr. Fei was embarrassed, and Miss Bagua snickered.

That night, Miss Gaoling Zhihua sent a text message to Mr. Fei.Although we didn't go to see the stars and the moon together, at least we talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and poetry.Mr. Fei was overwhelmed, and when he replied the text message, his face burst into tears and his fingers cramped.

Speaking of which, Mr. Fei's sexual orientation was nailed to the chopping block by DNA. In other words, Mr. Fei was born gay.

Tragedy in the world, Ye Yao, a heterosexual man who was harassed by Mr. Fei every day on the phone, wailed in his heart.

Mr. Fei became decadent, and felt very embarrassed by Miss Kaolin Zhihua's frequent overtures on the fourteenth floor.How to reject her?

"Sorry, I like men." Uh, too direct.

"Sorry, I'm not ready for women." Sounds too embarrassing.

"I'm sorry, but the pain of losing my relationship hasn't healed yet." I've watched too many TV dramas recently.

Mr. Fei scratched his ears and cheeks in the tea room, cough, it's not that indecent, it's extremely painful anyway.Maybe it was because I thought too much, or maybe Miss Gaoling Zhihua just regarded him as a substitute for broken love or a psychological counselor?

While Mr. Fei was in distress, a person behind him whispered, "I'm sorry, I can't accept a new relationship yet."

a bolt from the blue!This voice, this voice...Mr. Fei was petrified, and kept hypnotizing himself as an auditory hallucination.

"Just reject her like that, don't worry so much." The person behind him explained kindly.

"Uh, thank you, thank you Director Mo." Cold sweat trickled down his forehead.

"What are you nervous about?" Director Mo's voice didn't fluctuate.

"No, no, Director Mo, you are overthinking."

"Really?" Mr. Mo dragged out his voice, and the ending sound was extremely ecstasy, "Actually, I already knew that you don't like women, so you don't have to be so nervous."

Mr. Fei's mind was blank. After a long time, he thought about it, and his heart would be scared out of order.He turned around with difficulty, and said dryly, "Mr. Mo, stop joking."

Holding a white mug, Mr. Mo raised the corners of his lips to him leisurely: "I'm not kidding, I knew it from the beginning. Because I'm just like you."

Mr. Fei is bewitched.

Mr. Fei, the gossip party cadre of Company K, became the central figure in the gossip incident.

First of all, Mr. Fei has always been flirty recently.

His complexion is not very good recently, his walking is always erratic, and he is weak.Secondly, Mr. Fei doesn't like to gossip or tell bad jokes recently, and because of overwatering, he ruined the prickly pear on his table.

The weirdest thing is that Mr. Fei hides within 20 meters of Director Mo. Basically, it is so serious that if there is Mr. Fei, there will be no Mr. Mo, and if Mr. Mo is seen, there will be no Mr. Fei.

According to Miss Bagua's analysis, it is very likely that there was an incident of non-violent non-cooperation between Director Mo and Mr. Fei.

However, Mr. Joker's understanding was biased towards Mr. Fei's fear of bad luck, which caused him to have such a mutation.

Our simple and good apprentice Erken is rather embarrassing and thinks that Mr. Fei must have a poignant love story with Miss Gaolingzhihua on the [-]th floor.

Mr. Fei didn't realize at all that he had recently become the most concerned person in the finance department and even the entire K company.Mr. Fei is now obsessed with "I'm the same as you, I'm the same as you, I'm the same as you, I'm the same as you..." a hundred times every day.

Mr. Fei didn't understand why he was so shocked. In fact, it was very common to meet a man with the same sexual orientation as himself.Therefore, Mr. Fei, who was still in a trance, found "Mr. Zhang" Mr. Ye Yao.

"Why why, why is this? Why am I so out of my mind!" Mr. Fei gripped Ye Yao's hand sadly.

"Because he's your boss."

"Bosses are human too."

"Because he came out to you without hesitation."

“Too clean and tidy!”

"Because you fell in love with him."

"Ah bah, I have someone in my heart."

"Because you think he likes you."

"I'm not that narcissistic."

"Because you're embarrassed and don't know how to get along with him."

"Hey, this is more reasonable."

"Actually, have you ever thought about giving up the person in your heart?" Ye Yao played with the lighter and knocked the wine glass loudly.

Mr. Fei leaned on the table and said vaguely: "Are you kidding me? That's first love, first love."

"As far as your talent is concerned," Ye Yao stretched out his hand to poke him, "Obviously he was the one who confessed to you desperately at the beginning, why did he walk away gracefully and cleanly in the end?"

"Haha," Mr. Fei said proudly, "Of course it's because I'm too serious! I'm an accountant, so it's okay if I'm not serious."

"Seriously, you big head, you are an old woman! You deserve to be suspected..." Ye Yao's voice stopped abruptly, and he sighed again.

Mr. Fei patted him indifferently: "It's okay, I'm not like that now, I've changed it a long time ago. I speak concisely now..." After finishing speaking, he laughed triumphantly again, then choked on alcohol and coughed into a faint It's dark.

Ye Yao said helplessly: "I said you don't make people feel at ease..."

After talking with "Teacher Zhang", Mr. Fei calmed down a lot.Isn't it just a boss who came out to himself?It's like in Star Trek, a guy you always thought was from Earth told you that he was also from Mars, and then you shook hands with him: Oh, fellow!

Mr. Fei gradually returned to normal. Although talking with Director Mo was a little unnatural, Mr. Fei could gossip and tell bad jokes again.Colleagues in the finance department happily mingle with him once again, but in fact, everyone is full of gossip, hoping to piece together the reasons for Mr. Fei's abnormality from the clues.

During Mr. Fei's entire stage from shock to calmness, Director Mo didn't say anything or take any action.

On this day, Mr. Fei routinely worked overtime at the end of the month. At 08:30, Director Mo showed up with dinner.

"Good evening, Director Mo." Mr. Fei said in a serious manner.

Director Mo remained expressionless for thousands of years, and said in a flat voice: "Why are you working overtime alone, and Erken?"

"Huh?" Mr. Fei was stunned, "Young man, I let him go back first."

Mr. Mo nodded, and threw a bag of instant food to him: "Your McDonald's coupon last time is about to expire."

Mr. Fei gritted his teeth in secret, who would take such revenge.But on the surface, he still said happily: "Yo, thank you, Director."

Mr. Mo didn't answer, just watched Mr. Fei frowning as he tried to solve the junk food.After a long time, Mr. Mo said, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"

Mr. Fei bit his apple pie and said vaguely, "Hello, fellow."

Mr. Mo was taken aback for a moment, then patted his hair: "Mars Rabbit."

Mr. Fei lowered his head, feeling slightly sour and sweet on the tip of his tongue.

Su Luo, I also thought that it would be fine if I didn't like you.Call me long-winded, annoying, old lady, serious, or deserve it.I have taken on all the fears, expectations, and pains for you.But I stand where I am, how long can I wait for you?

"Hold whoever comes, love is instinct. You don't have to be an exclusive honor, whose name will be scratched into a dazzling scar, deeper than that nostalgia..." Suddenly the ringtone of the text message rang, it was a song that I sang with you in a certain year s song.You're like, I've always found it too cruel.

"Why are you in a daze?" Director Mo tapped the dull Mr. Fei.

Mr. Fei rummaged around on the table, and finally took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

"Director, I'm finished," Mr. Fei said with a sad face. "Last week, Miss Gaolingzhihua on the [-]th floor invited me to have dinner tonight. Uh, to be specific, it was an hour ago."

Mr. Fei was very embarrassing because he forgot the appointment because of overtime work, and got rid of Miss Fourteenth Floor by a blessing in disguise, but he was laughed at by Company K for a long time.The sympathetic eyes of Erken, a young man with few tendons, makes Mr. Fei almost collapse, which is really hard to explain.

After experiencing Mr. Fei's embarrassing and embarrassing peach blossom disaster, Mr. Joke is out of order.

The ringtone of Mr. Joke's cell phone is changed to: "More, more every day, how much I long for love. Looking for an extremely romantic and shocking love, more love every day. I can't wait, I can't wait, let me sing praises of love. Looking for Very lonely one, let me sing for you."

As a result, the financial department of Company K was swept by a pink storm.

"Why are you all so excited?" Mr. Fei was speechless.

"It's very natural." The enthusiastic elder sister who is a married woman also twitched.

Miss Gossip smiled and winked at Mr. Fei: "Didn't you notice that Director Mo has spring in his eyes recently. We have to respond to the supervisor."

Mr. Fei was a little puzzled, but he didn't notice anything protruding from the corners of Mr. Mo's eyes and brows.However, recently Erken often hides in the corner and makes phone calls, whispering, the scene is very weird.

But Mr. Fei has somewhat adapted to this kind of life.Daily gossip is still cold joke, daily because of Erken's stupidity, annoyed and helpless, daily has some embarrassing things in front of Mr. Mo.

One morning, while eating breakfast, Mr. Fei silently said "Don't be embarrassed again today".The sunlight came in from the window, and the light and shadow on the dining table were beautiful.Looking at the half-empty dining table, Mr. Fei suddenly realized that something was missing.By the way, one breakfast is missing.

Perhaps it is because one person is missing and some obsessions are missing.From that day on, he no longer thought about it, he no longer talked to himself, he no longer looked forward to and cherished it.

A song, a book, a person.Once loved so much, will it fade slowly one day?Mr. Fei panicked.Not yet freed, bound in a cocoon.

Life has to go on, not waiting for that person to turn around, only waiting until the person gradually fades away.Mr. Fei laughed at himself. He was originally a layman, so he couldn't expect any deep love.After doing the math, it was only more than a year since we were separated from Su Luo. I thought that even if I forgot his body temperature and his voice, I could still recall the last sigh left on my face and not kissed in my dream.

When I met other people, I didn't have time to be lonely or hurt myself, only to realize that I just thought of your company when I was lonely.

Mr. Fei was depressed, and Mr. Fei was sad.The pink financial department was once again enveloped by gossip.

"Master, he must also want to fall in love." Erken guessed.

"Could it be something awkward?" Miss Gossip turned her eyes to Director Mo's office and smiled wickedly.

Mr. Sneaky joked in time to sympathize: "Isn't it that we have laughed at him too much lately?"

Enthusiastic elder sister sighed: "Young people nowadays, psychological quality is a problem."

Only Mr. Strict expressed his disdain: "He is too easy to be sad and sad?"

In fact, Mr. Fei also felt that he was too stupid and disgusting, so instead of going to drink with "Ms. Zhang", he just sat in a daze every day without making a sound.

Recalling all the past, he was a little embarrassed to find that he was not the Virgin, and it turned out that he was not without resentment towards that person.The anger of being trampled on was finally gone, and Mr. Fei only felt a dull pain and boredom, and his heart was in a mess.

Under the continuous low pressure, Director Mo finally summoned Mr. Fei to drink tea.

"You seem a little absent-minded lately?"

Mr. Fei panicked: "I'm sorry, is there something wrong with my report?"

Mr. Mo shook his head and said, "You have been in a low mood recently, and you are often in a daze. I think it will affect your own work and cause trouble to your colleagues. Everyone is very worried about you."

Mr. Fei was a little surprised, and murmured: "It's my private matter, I'm sorry."

Mr. Mo was silent for a while, and said, "You have to adjust your emotions as soon as possible and cheer up. How about this, our department will hold a dinner on Friday night to talk about how not to bring personal emotions into work."

The people listening to the corner outside the door were speechless, director, do you want us to choke to death?

Mr. Fei feels guilty. Does he really affect others with a gloomy face all day long?But in the end, Mr. Fei's forced smile made everyone even more depressed.

Erken could only complain in a low voice: "Master, stop laughing, I want to cry."

The departmental dinner on Friday night was still very happy. Miss Gossip and Mr. Joke both put forward very constructive suggestions.

"I think that when a person is depressed, he can wear a mask to cover his face in order not to affect his colleagues."

"Office Mask!", "Superman!"

"I think that when a person is depressed, he can draw smile lines so that his bad face will not affect his colleagues."

"Clown makeup can be considered."

"I think that when a person is depressed, in order not to affect his colleagues with that stinky face, he can post a joke every hour to drive the atmosphere."

"Welcome to the Cold Joke Association."

Mr. Fei twitched. Are they here to make a joke?

It was Erken who bit the drumstick humanely and asked, "Master, what are you depressed about?"

Everyone quickly turned their eyes on Mr. Fei seeking knowledge (?), and Miss Gossip secretly pinched Erken in approval.

Mr. Fei looked at the crowd in embarrassment and became stiff.He wanted to ask his boss for help, but when he found that Mr. Mo was also looking at him with interest, he despaired.

Mr. Fei turned his head to the side with difficulty, and said in a low voice, "I'm broken in love."

There was a momentary silence, and then a cheering voice: "We guessed right, we guessed right."

Mr. Fei broke into a cold sweat, but he didn't see Miss Gossip's smile full of interest, nor Mr. Mo's thoughtful expression, nor did he expect Erken to cast complicated gazes at him.