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The next day, Mr. Fei woke up feeling extremely unwell.Sure enough, he still caught a cold after sleeping on the sofa overnight.

Mr. Fei slowly sat up, wondering what he should do, a few minutes later he belatedly took out his phone and prepared to ask for leave.

Well, who to call?Mr. Fei dialed a number as a matter of course, and when he realized that he wanted to repent, the call was already connected.

Mr. Mo's cold voice came from the receiver: "Hello, I'm Mo Yan."

"Yeah. I'm Shi Huiyu. I was taken care of by Shen yesterday. I just made a fuss at night. I'm going to ask for leave today." Mr. Fei said without thinking, and then there was a series of words with a heavy nasal voice, a hoarse voice with a slurred voice, and logical confusion.

"Fei Yu, do you have a cold?" The clever Mr. Mo on the other end of the phone easily understood Mr. Fei's words.

But Mr. Fei, who had come to his senses, felt very embarrassed and dared not speak any more, but only agreed with "uh, huh".

"I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of you yesterday and made you blow the cold wind for a long time."

Mr. Mo's voice still sounded cold, but what he said was very useful to Mr. Fei.

"You can rest at home today."

But obviously, Mr. Fei temporarily forgot the doom theorem.

So there was a pause, and Mr. Mo added something that made Mr. Fei vomit blood: "Anyway, you will never get the perfect attendance bonus."

Just as Mr. Fei wanted to refute, he accidentally bit his tongue, so he hummed twice and hung up the phone angrily.

It was okay when I didn't get in touch with Director Mo before, but now I suddenly feel that he just doesn't talk, and when he talks, he just pokes someone's wound with a small chili cotton swab.

Mr. Fei guessed that he was groggy and had a low fever, and there was no antipyretics at home, so he had to send a text message to his bad friend.

So a certain "sitting home" came riding a bicycle, carrying antipyretic medicine and "huchihuchi".

As soon as Ye Yao entered the door, he saw Mr. Fei's messy hair, flushed face, puffy eyelids, bright red and dry lips.

"Do you know what you look like?" Ye Yao laughed.

"Talk so badly," Mr. Fei said with his twice-disabled tongue and severe nasal voice: "Bring me the medicine."

"Haha, it looks like someone who has taken drugs." Ye Yao put the medicine down on the coffee table, turned to pour water, "But it's tempting to commit such a look on you who are ascetic."

Mr. Fei was furious: "You scoundrel."

Ye Yao was stabbed to death, and said with a sneer, "Who has a baby face, try saying it again?"

Mr. Fei was not intimidated, but also sneered, "Don't urinate in front of dead bodies."

Ye Yao kept his face sullen and tried not to laugh, and repeated solemnly: "Who is as unhygienic as you, who urinates everywhere."

"No," Mr. Fei said anxiously, "I said don't urinate in front of dead bodies."

"Yeah, I know, I won't desecrate the corpse." Ye Yao's eyes were already narrowed, and the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably.

Mr. Fei blushed with anger and sat down on the sofa.

Ye Yao accepted it as soon as he saw it, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't argue in front of the facts, I know, I get it. Don't lose your temper like a child."

"You are only a child, your whole family is a child, and your whole child is a child." Mr. Fei said angrily.

"Okay, my whole family has children, and the whole community does." Ye Yao imitated Fei's big tongue voice, holding back his laughter with difficulty.

Mr. Fei resorted to the ultimate trick - standing upright with his middle finger.

The two were performing molesting and anti-molesting, bullying and anti-bullying when the doorbell rang suddenly.

Mr. Fei and Ye Sijia glanced at each other, could it be that person came back, otherwise who would suddenly come to visit Abandoned Azhai without saying hello?

Mr. Fei didn't know what expression to make for a moment, and was extremely disturbed.Ye Zuojia gritted his teeth, ready to sharpen his knife and rush to Zhu Yang, and dare to come back after abandoning our little waste.

"I'll open the door." Ye Yao rushed towards the entrance like a tiger descending the mountain, so as not to give Mr. Fei a chance to say no.He took a deep breath, put on a shrew face, and opened the door.

I saw a handsome elite man with a calm demeanor and a gentle appearance standing outside the door.Ye Yao came to a sudden stop with all his strength, and could only put on a twisted smile and said, "Uh, who are you looking for?"

The man frowned and said, "Excuse me, is this Mr. Fei's house? I'm here to visit."

Ye Yao silently touched his convulsed facial muscles with tears streaming down his face, and said in embarrassment, "Uh, please come in, he's still burning."

Here, Mr. Fei, wearing a crumpled shirt and a bright red appearance of an abstinence school who has overdosed on drugs, walked over with his big rabbit pillow in his arms: "Who is it?"

Mr. Mo stood outside the porch, holding a fruit basket: "I feel a little sorry, so I came to visit my doctor."

Mr. Fei was stunned for a few seconds, threw away the big pillow, flattened the corner of his little clothes, and said dryly, "Mo, Mo Zhongjian, you, what are you really doing?"

The corner of Mr. Mo's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "You called me this morning to ask for leave, I made a little joke."

"Huh?" Mr. Fei still had a dull expression on his face, and Ye Yao sighed secretly.

Mr. Mo took off his shoes and walked in: "Today is the weekend, in fact, you don't need to ask me for leave."

Mr. Fei stared at him blankly, and suddenly had the urge to faint.Oh my god let me die!

There was a strange atmosphere in the living room. Mr. Fei stared at the fruit basket with a broken face, Mr. Mo looked at the room expressionlessly, and Ye Sijia looked at the two of them with interest.

"Uh, thank you for visiting your doctor today," Mr. Fei tried his best to pronounce the words clearly, which resulted in a slow and strange speech speed, which made people want to laugh. "I don't have any hospitality."

"Don't bother, I'm just going out and stopping by." Mr. Mo said politely.

Ye Yao ran to pour tea in a doggy manner: "Boss, drink tea."

Mr. Mo sat gracefully on the beige sofa and took the tea. He had an outstanding temperament, but the same elite appearance compared Mr. Fei with full momentum.

Mr. Fei is looking like a young daughter-in-law, squinting his eyes to see whether Ye Yao is soaking in the West Lake Dragon Well or the Tieguanyin brought from his hometown.Ye Yao is a hater who hates iron and steel, and hurriedly said: "My brother is taken care of by the boss in the company."

Mr. Mo said slowly, "I didn't know Mr. Fei very well before yesterday, and we couldn't talk about taking care of him." There is something in the words, will there be any "special care" in the future?

Mr. Fei was a little restless, and because of his second-time disabled tongue, he couldn't say much, so he nestled there anxiously.

The atmosphere at the scene was like a visit to a teacher's home. Parents Ye and Teacher Mo had a good chat, and Little Fei sat beside him biting his nails.

In fact, Xiaofei wanted to tell Parent Ye that Teacher Mo had the constitution to summon bad luck, but because the person involved was present, he could only silently shed tears of sympathy for Parent Ye in his heart.

"Haha, don't you think Xiao Fei looks like a drug addict?" Ye Yao is worthy of being Mr. Fei's good brother, talking more and more nonsense.

And Mr. Mo was still sitting gracefully, not talking much.

Ye Yao went crazy: "There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. It ran past a tiger who was taking drugs and said, 'Tiger tiger, why are you taking drugs? Life is so beautiful, let us run together' The tiger is very I was moved, so I ran with the rabbit in the deep forest.

"Later they met a leopard who was taking drugs, and the rabbit said, 'Leopard leopard, why are you taking drugs, life is so beautiful, let's run together'. The leopard was very moved, so he ran with the rabbit and the tiger.

"Later, they met a fox who was taking drugs, and the rabbit said, 'Fox, why are you taking drugs, life is so beautiful, let's run together'. The fox was very moved, so he ran with them in the forest .

"At the end they ran past the lion who was doing drugs and the rabbit said 'lion why are you doing drugs, life is so good, let's run together'. The lion said 'you die' and beat the rabbit The animals were taken aback and were very puzzled. The lion said angrily, "This dead rabbit, every time he finishes taking drugs, he will lead a lot of animals to run around like idiots."

Mr. Mo looked at the red-eyed Mr. Fei, and said kindly, "Little Rabbit Fei."

Ye Yao laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, Mr. Mo, I really hit it off with you!"

Mr. Fei wanted to explode, but he held back.He said to Ye Yao: "Go away, bad point go away."

Mr. Mo stood up to make a rescue, and said, "I don't want to bother you anymore, Fei Yu, take care of your illness and see you on Monday." So Ye Huanhai didn't leave, and Mr. Mo left.

"What about me?" After Mr. Mo left, Mr. Fei stared at Ye Yao and said, "My head hurts, so you should go."

"Be good, little rabbit, don't be angry, brother, I'm leaving." Ye Yao conscientiously helped Mr. Fei cook the white porridge before leaving.

Still angry, Mr. Fei sat alone on the sofa and mistreated the rabbit as a pillow.But soon he was relieved, because he received a call from Ye Yao: "Little waste, is there a car repair shop near your house? My bicycle has a flat tire."

Mr. Fei looked up to the sky and laughed three times. For the first time, he thanked Mr. Mo for having the physique to summon bad luck: "It's far, far away, look slowly."

Mr. Fei drank porridge, took medicine and took a bath. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when everything was over.He was lying on the bed in the bedroom, staring in a daze at the creamy yellow curtains and mustard green walls chosen by Xiao Luo, and suddenly felt that memories and everything were bullshit, they couldn't bring him any comfort when he was sick and uncomfortable, but he was bullying himself own tools.

When all the care of a person is regarded as a burden, it really hurts, and it slowly hurts to the bone.The impatient eyes and angry words were repeated in the dream after that person left.The person who fell in love first lost, but he shouldn't have been the loser, but he lost the most thoroughly in the end.

What am I obsessed with?Mr. Fei suddenly felt that everything became ridiculous.

In fact, I am not very long-winded friends, I just care about you.

In fact, I didn't want to control you, I just hope that we can spend more time together.

In fact, I didn't nag too much, I just wanted to remind you several times because I was afraid that you might forget about it.

It's a pity that many things can't be said, and there will be no chance to say them again.

I no longer expect that person to come back, and all the memories when I was still in love seem to be all fake, as if nothing happened, everything is just a self-deceiving dream.It's useless to be unwilling, it's useless to cry, there is no direction to work hard, and there is no room for retention.

To forget is to betray.You can only torture yourself repeatedly.

Fei Yu remembered that he had promised Xiao Luo not to go to him, but the result was really painful.

It turns out that there is really no way for people to be selfless, and there is no way not to expect a response.What is lonely and lonely are all hypocritical adjectives, they are pale and powerless in the shadow of memories.

Okay, I promise not to look for you, but will you come back?What else do I have besides this little consideration I can give you?

Probably people who are sick are especially prone to hurting spring and autumn. Mr. Fei tortured himself twice, feeling that he was really boring.

The medicine took effect and he fell asleep.

But at this moment, there is something that will blow his hair out of his mind. From today onwards, he will be called "Little Rabbit Fei" in Mr. Mo's phone book.

On Sunday, Mr. Fei's cold was almost healed.Although I still have a stuffy nose and a sore throat, it is much better than the day before.

In fact, it was just a minor illness, and it was even more uncomfortable to lie alone on the bed.

After seeing the bright sunshine outside the window, Mr. Fei was going to go out to buy groceries, and then come back to enjoy himself.This is probably the most boring self-entertainment for a single man, right?

Mr. Fei has a bicycle, although he seldom rides out now—after all, he is a handsome elite face, and it is too out of tune to ride out.

However, on such a sunny and unfettered weekend, on such a day of enjoying life, Mr. Fei is still happy to ride it for a ride.Moreover, he once used this bicycle to drive someone back and forth on the tree-lined avenues of the campus, and now he occasionally rides it, as if carrying memories of several years, it is really a must-have product for nostalgic abuse.

But obviously, Mr. Fei forgot one very important thing.

There is a farmer's market near Mr. Fei's residential area, and Mr. Fei moves towards his destination with ease.He suddenly came back to his senses while riding, it was dangerous, too dangerous!I just got in touch with Mr. Mo yesterday, so I shouldn't be unlucky today, right?

Is he going to accept the fate of a flat tire like Ye Yao, or will it be difficult to bargain today, or the price of pork will suddenly increase?

Just when Mr. Fei finally remembered that his bad luck was not over yet, something miraculous happened.I saw the front wheel of the bicycle suddenly rolled and rolled and rolled to the front.

And Mr. Fei stared blankly at the rolling wheels and wondered, why did the front wheels roll to the front so quickly?

A few seconds later, Mr. Fei braked in panic and fell to the side of the road.Laughter came from around, obviously passers-by A, B, D and D all saw this magical tire come off.

Mr. Fei sat on the side of the road with some frustration, cursing the terrible bad luck angrily, and rejoicing that it was a gentle slope, otherwise he would not have fallen to his death.

You know, this is just a novel, so what happens next?That's right, next Mr. Fei met the person he least wanted to see at the moment.

"Uh, Director Mo, what a coincidence." Mr. Fei stood up with a snap.

Mr. Mo nodded, and said very naturally: "Do you need help?"

Mr. Fei stared at him for half a minute, looking at death like home: "Laugh if you want, anyway, not once or twice."

Mr. Mo shook his head and said calmly, "I won't laugh at you."

Mr. Fei felt better, and was about to laugh at himself to ease the atmosphere, but he heard Mr. Mo add: "I'm already getting used to it."

Mr. Fei was in tears, who did this? Who did this!

In the end, Mr. Mo, who was about to go to the bookstore, helped Mr. Fei half-carry the disintegrated bicycle, and Mr. Fei, who was dejectedly clutching the front wheel running around, went to the garage.

"It's really troublesome for you." Mr. Fei hung his head in embarrassment.

"It's okay." Mr. Mo accepted the attention of passers-by A, B, C and D, extremely calm.

After halfway through the unlucky morning, Mr. Fei said with some embarrassment: "Thank you for your help today, let me treat you to lunch."

According to Fei's script, our director Mo should say: "It's nothing, it's just a matter of little effort, don't waste your money."

Unfortunately, what our Mr. Mo said was: "Thank you very much."

Mr. Fei snorted with his nose, a guy who likes to take advantage.

Mr. Mo pursed the corner of his mouth slightly, it was really interesting to see him make a fool of himself.

Mr. Fei's loving lunch?The adultery doesn't seem to progress that fast.

Mr. Fei took Mr. Mo to KFC very unscrupulously, yes, it was indeed KFC.

Mr. Mo still had an expressionless face, staring at Mr. Fei with clear eyes.But our tough Mr. Fei seemed indifferent, and said as a matter of course: "I don't have any money with me, only coupons."

So the two men, who were wearing casual clothes but still looked elite, lined up with children, parents, couples, students at KFC.

Mr. Mo finally reacted to the curious eyes around him and the strange smiles of the girls.He asked Mr. Fei in a low voice: "Don't you think it's awkward for us to be here?"

Mr. Fei, who was broken and broken, said rascally: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have always been such an abrupt person."

Mr. Mo nodded and continued to remain expressionless, making Mr. Fei, who wanted to punish him, extremely upset.

Finally, after receiving the baptism of curiosity from the children, parents, couples, and students for 10 minutes, Mr. Fei and Mr. Mo finally lined up in front of the counter.

Mr. Fei fumbled in his pocket and took out a bunch of coupons.

"It shouldn't have expired, right?" Mr. Fei handed it out mutteringly.

The waiter's smile froze for two seconds, and soon became brighter: "I'm sorry sir, this is a McDonald's coupon."

Mr. Fei petrified, and Mr. Mo squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

"Uh, I'm so sorry." Mr. Mo took back the coupon calmly, ordered and paid for the meal, and then took away Mr. Fei from Petrochemical.However, he maliciously added a sentence in Mr. Fei's ear: "You are as abrupt as ever." This greatly extended Mr. Fei's petrification time.

After finishing lunch on pins and needles, Mr. Fei hurriedly prepared to part ways.Mr. Mo nodded as usual.However, their psychological activities at the moment are quite different.

What a happy weekend, Mr. Mo thought.

I should find a spiritual object to ward off evil spirits, Mr. Fei thought.

Mr. Fei, you must not embark on the road of no return to feudal superstition.