In that inn full of hacks

"The boss is here, do you want to eat? I'll warm it up for you." Dana saw Chen Mo go to the back kitchen to look for food, put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and go to the stove to prepare hot food, "Guangshi Kang, let my sister-in-law help me."

Xiaokang put down the bowl and chopsticks, and the little sparrow stretched out his small head from his arms, and sprayed a fire on the stove. The dry wood in the stove was ignited smoothly, and the stove burned very vigorously, directly saving the step of starting the fire slowly.

Chen Mo nodded, that's right, it's much easier than manually lighting the fire, and before pouring out the cigarette, he touched the little sparrow's head and asked, "Have you got a name yet?"

Xiaokang nodded and said, "Okay, the big name is Kang Xiaoyu, and the nickname is Dandan."

Chen Mo looked at Xiaolingque sympathetically, your husband's name is really untechnical, Xiaolingque nodded fiercely, that's right, this name is not powerful and domineering at all.

Chen Mo hit the nail on the head: "Kang, it's okay to have a small name called Eggy, anyway, everyone is used to it, but the real name is Kang Xiaoyu, and your name is Kang Yu. Do you want to be brothers or fathers with him?"

"Yeah, you guys are already human and beast plus Wangnian, so don't get involved with chaos/lun, the attribute is too messy and it's hard to remember." Da Da agreed with Chen Mo's opinion.

"Then what do you call it?" Xiaokang is also a little confused, he and Dandan do have a lot of attributes, human and beast, Wangnian, and broken sleeves, it is really not suitable to add incest/lunacy, otherwise, I am afraid that parents will not accept it , Of course, they may not accept it now, but it will be easier if there is one less.

Eggy lowered his head and pecked Xiaokang's arm, and there was a new year, this must be added, Xiaokang snorted Dandan's fluffy little head and said: "Don't make trouble, it's all right for the New Year."

"Call it Kangkang. Your surname is Kang and his surname is also Kang." Xiaokang first put forward his own idea.

"No, it doesn't sound majestic. Let's call it Kang Xiaoxiao." Da Dan felt that the ball was so small, and calling him Xiaoxiao best suited its shape.

"Kang Xiaoxiao is so majestic? Let's call her Kang Jiaojiao, Jiao Didi is so soft and cute." Chen Mo is most satisfied with the name he chose.

"Eggy is a boy, isn't it too girly to be called Jiaojiao?" Xiaokang protested weakly.

Chen Mo said solemnly: "What do you know, what is delicate and soft, weak willow Fufeng, it is the most suitable for the weak to suffer, maybe it can become a proud beast when it grows up, it is a divine beast, if you are not weak, you will Can't overwhelm it?"

"Call him Kangtai. It will be easier to change your name when you call him Mrs. Kang in the future." Dana, who has been listening in, made a very pertinent suggestion.

Eggy stretched her neck and let out a cry, that's all for now, don't change it, it's rare to have a reliable one.

The boss has already spoken, and others can only second the opinion, Chen Mo asked Eggy unwillingly: "You really don't think about being called Kang Jiaojiao?"

A bowl-sized fireball passed over Chen Mo's head, and Chen Mo said with a serious face: "I think Kangtai is a good name, so it's settled. Whether Xiaokang wants to go to the county government to register for Dandan's household registration depends on our happiness." Inn."

The big sparrow made a long cry to show its presence, and everyone remembered that the balls have a father and a mother, and they should follow their relatives' surnames.

"The name will be taken after the father-in-law formally takes shape. It's time for Eggy to take a lunch break. I'll take him back to the room to rest. Good afternoon." Xiaokang gently picked up Eggy and went back to the room to rest.Chen Mo looked at his back and shook his head, this is a real wife slave.

If you say that being a cook is hard work, Chen Mo was about to finish his meal, and Lin Hanzhi walked down slowly. He re-heated the food resignedly, and when he was ready, he turned around and asked the big sparrow to come over and light the fire. The big sparrow deserves it It's Eggy's father, it's not a matter of twice or twice that the fire spewed out is stronger than his son's. A fireball the size of a basketball directly smashed into the stove, smashing a good stove to pieces.

"Lingque's fire is the real fire of three flavors. How dare you use his fire to burn wood? It's a waste to make low-level pills." Lin Han looked at the rice in the stove with a regretful face. Yes, it's a waste of food. shameful.

Dana looked at the dead body on the stove and said in a low voice, "I was just trying to save trouble, the fire just set by Eggy wasn't that big."

"It has just evolved successfully, and it is not proficient in firepower. It will get better in the future." Lin Hanzhi frowned, "You just said that Eggy will help you burn firewood? I didn't know it when it burned the house." Pay attention, I just remembered that the sparrow was no different from an ordinary rooster before it evolved, what's the matter with its real fire, and it can completely control the firepower from birth, it shouldn't be."

"Why is it impossible? Isn't it a mixed blood? Do you understand that mixed blood is popular these days?" Chen Mo took the time to put the last fried egg on the table into the bowl. Zhike was still starving with hunger.

Lin Hanzhi found that the dishes and rice bowls were empty, so he grabbed a handful of plums ready to soak in wine and said while eating: "If Dandan's mother is another mythical beast, I believe that mixed blood is popular, and a flower hen is not worth it anyway." Like a natural fire control."

"How can it be impossible? Happiness Inn's gold-lettered chicken coop is the only one that has no semicolon. It's extremely precious, and you can turn anything into it to become a magical beast." Chen Mo advertised his chicken coop while chewing fried eggs.

Lin Hanzhi......

Chen Mo glanced at the natal jade pendant on Lin Hanzhi's waist and said, "If you don't trust your jade pendant, just ask your mother. I think she has a fight with Aunt Baidu."

Lin Hanzhi wondered, "How do you know my mother's name is Baidu?"

At this time, Chen Mo misses those smart and running llamas in modern times. He asked with difficulty: "Your name is Baidu, so your father's name must be Google."

"Of course not." Lin Hanzhi quickly denied it: "My father's surname is Lin, and his name is Tianya, and Google is the name of his cousin.

I!Depend on!

Chen Mo once again worshiped the naming level of the system god. It is clear that he is bullying that the game world has no patent rights and no one will sue him for plagiarism.

"My mother was able to write poems at the age of 3, and my wife was speechless when I was arguing in school at the age of 11. At the age of [-], I was famous all over Kyoto, and there was an endless stream of people who came to ask for relatives." Lin Hanzhi squinted his eyes and began to recall his mother's demeanor back then.

"Wait." Chen Mo was a little confused, "Would it be too early to ask for a marriage at the age of 11? A proper puppy love, and you were not there at that time, how did you know? And..."

"Don't you know that you are the first to strike first? I only found out after the beggar came to the door. My father started to make a move when my mother was three years old. Ahem, he came to propose. My father begged my grandfather to take me and my grandfather to make a doll." Dear." When Lin Hanzhi mentioned his mother, he was both proud and helpless, this old lady was more difficult to take care of than a daughter-in-law.

Chen Mo's face is full of admiration, good guy, dare to love my father-in-law is quite prescient.

"My mother has always been well-informed, full of knowledge and knowledge, knowledgeable about the past and present, full of economics, talented, educated and wealthy, promoted to the family, versatile, her forehead is a pillar of the sky, she is outstanding, she can go out of the hall and into the bridal chamber, Uh...for the name." Lin Hanzhi's face turned reddish, he didn't go to school much, and he hated less when it came time to use his words.

At first, Chen Mo Chen Mo thought with a look of admiration, this is a real Du Niang, but the more he listened to it, the more wrong it became, and hesitantly asked: "Do you know what these words mean?"

Lin Hanzhi shook his head quite bluntly: "I don't know, I just want to tell you that your mother knows a lot."

Chen Mo shook his head regretfully, Mrs. Yinling, since you are as good as Baidu, why don't you teach your precious son well, it doesn't matter if you don't have a high education level and use idioms indiscriminately, but you are ashamed to be so righteous.

The jade pendant around Lin Hanzhi's waist gave off a soft halo. It was his family members calling him. He had just poured his spiritual power in when he heard a magic voice piercing through his head. Oh no, it was laughter like silver bells.

"Ah heh heh heh heh heh, baby, your father heard that you found him a male daughter-in-law, and wants to talk to you, so you have to stand up, mother supports you, oh, it's so hot."

Waterfall sweat poured down from Chen Mo's head.The last time I was woken up in the middle of my sleep, and I was in a daze and couldn't concentrate. This time, I was sitting seriously next to Lin Hanzhi and heard the laughter of the talented woman who is said to be famous all over the city. Chen Mo felt that it had been lurking in his body for many years. Her mental illness was cured, I should really thank her and her whole family.

"Mother, let's talk about this later." Lin Hanzhi asked in embarrassment.

"Why?" Mother Lin was curious.

Chen Moxian replied blankly: "Because his wife hasn't caught up yet, so he is commonly known as a bachelor."

Lin's mother suddenly became excited: "This is my future daughter-in-law, ouch, this little voice is so soft and cute, when will you come to the capital, my mother will wait for you to serve tea."

Chen Mo is speechless and internally hurt, this aunt, we don't seem to be familiar with each other, why don't you think so long-term, don't like the taste of tea at all, okay?Also, my name is Qing Leng Queen's Voice, soft and waxy, cute, don't you know what Qing Leng is?

"Mother, my son has something serious to ask." Lin Hanzhi interrupted his mother's words with a headache, the more he talked, the more out of bounds he went.

"Oh? Tell me." Mrs. Lin's tone became serious in a second, and she was in a proper demeanor of being a housewife. People who are not familiar with her would not associate her with Yinling at all.

"Boy picked up a sparrow egg two years ago."

"What? Sparrow! Take it back and show it to mother. Mother hatched it herself, and I might be able to hatch a divine beast in the future, 2333333." Come on, Mrs. Yinling appeared again.

"Mother!" Lin Hanzhi felt helpless. I have a grandma. You are a well-known gentle and virtuous woman. Why is your daughter so... lively.

"Hey, let your son finish the sentence." Father Lin was also a little anxious when he heard the sparrow. Although the Lin family has a great career, the mythical beast has only been seen once by the grandparents.

"I picked up a sparrow egg two years ago, and after it hatched, it evolved successfully, and then gave birth to a sparrow with a hen. The sparrow will breathe fire as soon as it emerges from the eggshell, and it can control it very skillfully. My child wants to know this. What's the matter? Grandpa said that sparrows need to evolve successfully to control fire." Lin Han finished speaking in one breath, fearing that his mother would plan again, he took a long breath and said, "It's over."

The Lin family's parents on Yupei's side were silent for a while before asking: "Have you finished breathing?"

"kindness."

"You mean a sparrow is born to control fire, and its mother is an ordinary little hen?" Mother Lin refined what she heard.

"kindness."

Mrs. Lin clapped her hands and said, "It's not that simple. You are born with it, just like your father, who was born at the Golden Core Stage. There is no reason to say so."

At this time, Chen Mo only had ten characters in his mind, "This is the legendary genius!"