In that inn full of hacks

After solving the little sparrow incident, the attention of the two elders of the Lin family returned to Chen Mo, coaxing and tricking him into calling him father and mother.

Chen Mo dealt with the two elders of the Lin family in cold sweat. After all, he was an elder, so he was too embarrassed to lose face, but he didn't want to change his mind so soon. After all, calling his father and mother was equivalent to admitting that he was chased by Lin Hanzhi, so he said it unwillingly.

"Mother, the child is a little tired and wants to rest." Seeing Chen Mo's dilemma, Lin Hanzhi helped him out.

Although Mother Lin's personality is too cheerful, she is a lady after all. She knows when to make trouble and when not to make trouble, so she can only give up reluctantly, and tells her son to catch up with his wife as soon as possible.

The light of the natal jade pendant gradually weakened until it disappeared. After helping Chen Mo out of the siege, Lin Hanzhi was a little bit unwilling, and felt that he needed to find some comfort. He turned around and hugged Chen Mo on the bed and asked, "You don't want to tell me something?"

"Yes." Chen Mo asked very cooperatively: "Is your jade pendant's nickname called Cell Phone?"

Lin Hanzhi frowned and asked, "What is a mobile phone?"

Chen Mo wiped a cold sweat in his heart, good guy, he finally turned the topic away, "It is something that can contact others with it, similar to your jade pendant."

"I can only use this to contact the Lin family, but the phone you mentioned sounds good, do you know where it is?" Lin Hanzhi said while lifting Chen Mo's clothes, talking and eating tofu without delay.

Chen Mo tried his best to hold down his clothes, glaring at Lin Hanzhi angrily, young man, do we know each other well?

Lin Hanzhi stood up and raised his eyebrows, what's the matter?Don't touch it.

Chen Mo stared back, did you pay homage?If you keep groping, I will sue you for molestation.

Don't touch it, right?The corners of Lin Hanzhi's mouth curled up slightly, and Chen Mo felt that the direction of the fine hair on his body seemed a bit out of place.

"Let's continue the topic just now. Is there anything you want to tell me?" Lin Hanzhi was very satisfied with Chen Mo's reaction.

Damn it, it took a long time to turn back, you have Mr. Zhang Liangji and the wall ladder, it's because of the strong aura, right?It means high cultivation level, right?It's just provocative, right?go you!Chen Mo looked at Lin Hanzhi who was bounced to the ground by the enchantment with satisfaction, this promise ring is really easy to use.

Lin Hanzhi clenched his fists and hammered the ground. He thought he would be able to touch the little chrysanthemum no matter what happened today. If things went well, he might be able to comfort Lin Xiaohan. It was all ruined. If I had known that the promise ring was so indistinguishable, I wouldn’t have done it back then. It should be given to him.

"I @##￥￥%………&*, my floor, my floor is made of top-quality yew wood, you made such a big hole for me, how will the guests sleep in the future, Do you know how much money I have to lose?" Chen Mo condemned Lin Hanzhi's violence with heartache.

A radiant bead appeared in front of Chen Mo. He knew this bead. It is said that it can keep the house warm in winter and cool in summer. People with high cultivation level can even use it to change the climate of one side. It was directly named Dongnuanxialiangzhu, although the name is rustic, but it is worth a thousand gold, Chen Mo took it happily, "I'll go and see the sparrow, you can continue to lie on your stomach, if you think it's hard, you can add a blanket yourself, don't be polite to me. "

Lin Hanzhi stared at the tofu in his mouth, and flew away with his wings, how could he be so depressed.

Chen Mo played with the Dongnuanxialiang beads and wandered to the lobby, seeing Xiaokang pulling the abacus beads with a bitter face, and the little sparrow lying on his head drowsily.

"I said Kang, you see that your wife is so sleepy, why are you still in the mood to play tricks?" Chen Mo said earnestly.

"Boss, we haven't opened for nearly two months. After the sparrow evolved, it not only has a much bigger appetite, but also is very tricky. It's not a problem if you can only go in and out." Xiaokang looked at the account book and then the abacus. Decided to close the door for three months to study wine products, the silver deposit is still enough, who knew there would be such an emergency.

Chen Mo was so excited that he didn't think about the changes in diet after the evolution of sparrows. He asked cautiously, "Don't they eat bugs?"

Xiaokang said weakly: "Eat, but I used to eat cabbage worms, now I want to eat insects above the sixth level, and this one." Xiaokang pointed to the little guy lying on his head and continued: "He said he She is still growing, and needs to eat a sixth-order spirit grass every day to supplement her nutrition."

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"Sixth-order spirit grass, your daughter-in-law is too talkative, you can't get used to it." Chen Mo seriously taught the well-off daughter-in-law not to be too used to it, "Wait, you said he told you just now? How did he tell you? ?”

Xiaokang carefully hugged the little sparrow and kissed it, and said, "Daughter-in-law should just get used to it, it's good to be pampered, right Eggy!"

A drop of sweat the size of a goose egg dripped from Chen Mo's head and made a hole in the ground that was not very firm. The best wife and slave. , "I'm asking how your Eggy told you that he wants to eat the sixth-order spiritual grass."

"Oh, telepathic communication, didn't he absorb my blood? Then he can communicate telepathically. He said that the gods and beasts can do this trick, and his father can do it too." I can't like it enough.

"I haven't seen his father communicate with me."

Xiaokang stared at Eggy for a while, then nodded and said, "Eggy said it's because his father thinks you have a low IQ and doesn't bother to talk to you."

Damn, Chen Mo got angry, picked up the egg and said, "I'm your elder anyway, come and communicate with me."

"Take it easy, he's still young, don't hurt him, you can't feel it without direct contact with him, why don't you go to my father-in-law and try." Xiaokang hugged his balls back to him in distress.

Chen Mo felt that his skin was still too tender, otherwise he would keep getting goosebumps. How could this be a loyal dog? It was stickier than a Band-Aid. Thinking about the big rooster who accompanied his wife in the backyard, he said: "Don't mention him, just focus on being there It’s only a hen, and I don’t even remember that there is someone like me, so I told Dana to stew his wife for dinner, and I asked him to ignore me.”

Crack, a small fireball rubbed against Chen Mo's clothes and hit the ground, Eggy glanced at him provocatively, dare to touch my old lady, don't forget that he has a son who can play with fire.

Chen Mo's face turned red with anger, he's already bullying others, it's great to be able to play with fire, I'm born to be someone who can play with water and kill you, Chen Mo himself feels awkward, so of course he wants to bring someone to be buried with him.

As soon as Chen Mo rolled his eyes, he had a bad idea. He cleared his throat and said, "Kang, I just talked to Lin Hanzhi's mother. Mrs. Lin, you know, she is the all-knowing Baidu Baixia. She told me To say that Eggy is a genius means that he was born in an evolved form, in other words, if his father can change form, so can he."

Xiaokang dubiously looked at Eggy and said, "No way, Eggy never mentioned it."

Chen Mo smirked and said, "That's because he's ugly, I'm afraid you'll divorce him."

An enlarged version of the fireball hit the place where Chen Mo was standing just now. Chen Mo wiped his sweat and said, "Fortunately, you can hide quickly. Look, I'm getting angry. I'll go out first. You should think about whether to divorce him." After finishing talking, I walked before the third fireball came.

Xiaokang looked at Eggy expectantly, and Eggy turned around arrogantly and pointed her butt at him.

"Baby, let my husband take a look. I promise not to move or move, just take a look, just take a look." Xiaokang stretched out a finger and looked at Eggy pitifully.

In Dandan's eyes, Kang's pitiful eyes can be interpreted as squinting eyes. He flapped his wings and flew back to Xiaokang's head to take a nap, so he didn't want to change his form for this large pastoral dog.

"Baby, dear, darling, sweetheart~~" Xiaokang didn't go offline at all, and all kinds of nasty consequences were to get a little sparrow rolling his eyes. Don't ask me how birds roll their eyes. In fact, I have never seen it, but the beast Everything is possible with me.

Xiaokang put down his abacus and ledger, and went back to his bedroom with Eggy, intending to talk to his daughter-in-law about the transformation problem. Since he can take human form, he should not always be in his original form. After all, he is already a man, and there will be some In terms of needs, of course a good wife needs to be around, right? What?Old cows eat tender grass?Who said, the wind is too strong and I didn't hear it, sorry.

Chen Mo bad-heartedly threw a bomb/bomb to a certain couple, and then wandered to the backyard to find sparrows to communicate with each other. Hearing that he can communicate with others, he felt very tall, but wishful thinking does not only happen in emotional entanglements, It also happened between the main pets. Chen Mo squatted next to the chicken coop and tried hard to express his intention to communicate with the sparrow with his heart. The sparrow completely ignored him and focused on flirting with the little flower hen. The master was just a cloud, coaxing his wife Happiness is king.

Chen Mo got angry, and shouted in his heart, if you dare to ignore me again, tonight's dinner will be stewed flower hen, your son is growing up and needs nutrition, as expected, a red and black fireball rubbed against him The tip of his hair hit the ground next to him, and the deep hole in the ground clearly told him what would happen if it hit him.

Chen Mo clapped his hands and stood up, pointed his toes on the ground and said: "When you mention eating your wife, you throw a fireball at me, and you dare to pretend that you can't communicate? You are not as real as your son, OK, you love to talk but don't talk, anyway, I want to eat stew hen."

Small, the beast is amazing, your wife is not afraid of you if you are in the hands of the young master.

Dana, who was ordered to catch chickens at night, stood in front of the empty chicken coop and considered whether to report to the police. Losing two chickens in a common people’s house is a big deal. Spirituality, the person who can steal the sparrow without alarming Lin Hanzhi must be the best of the best.

"Dana, do you have to catch a chicken for half a year?" Chen Mo held a toothpick

"Shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, the chicken is lost." Dana's courage was inversely proportional to his size, and he was already so frightened by his own associations that his feet were limp, and he had already started drafting the suicide note in his heart.

Lin Hanzhi came over and wandered around the chicken coop twice, then lowered his head to observe the chicken coop carefully, and said two words coolly: "Elope."

Chen Mo saw the big words "I rely on" appearing in front of his eyes, and it was the kind of gold and bold that would reflect light.