In that inn full of hacks

After Lin Hanzhi lay down on the wall and was depressed enough, he buckled himself down and sat on a chair as if thinking. Since he couldn't figure it out, he should ask his omniscient mother. Lin Hanzhi took out his natal jade pendant, Close your eyes, spiritual power slowly flows into the jade pendant, and the quaint jade pendant slowly emits a soft light.

"Oh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh, dear son, I want to kiss my mother." There was a burst of laughter like a silver bell in the jade pendant, yes it was like a silver bell.

Big drops of sweat fell from the corner of Lin Han's forehead, my mother, can we stop laughing like this, it's too scary, okay?Little brother is not tall, maybe he was scared by you.Of course, Lin Hanzhi did not dare to say these words to his mother. After all, from the perspective of the successive heads of the Lin family, none of the wives he found was good, and Lin Hanzhi's mother was even more outstanding. Regardless of whether it is a husband or a son, he must be beaten, and he cannot use spiritual power to resist or fight back.

"Well, I have something I want to ask my mother."

"If you want to know anything, just ask. If there is anything you can't say to your own mother, come on, come on. If you have any questions, just ask. Don't waste time by talking about it. I have to go out to see the doctor. If you If you keep on talking, if you delay me from seeing the doctor, your father will definitely not let you go."

Lin Hanzhi asked directly: "I want to ask about the promise ring."

Mother Lin asked very sadly: "You don't love me anymore, and you don't even ask why people go to the doctor. Is the promise ring as important as your mother?"

Oops......

Lin Hanzhi silently slandered, it was you who asked me not to talk too much, and your so-called visit to the doctor was really just to visit the doctor Jin at the street corner, did he know that you love to see the handsome father so much?

"Mother, if the father knows that the child has delayed the mother to see Dr. Jin, the father will definitely praise the child."

"If he dares, I'll chop him up." Mother Lin replied quickly and domineeringly.

Lin Hanzhi silently lit an incense stick for his father in his heart: "Mom, in order not to delay your visit to the doctor, can you explain the child's doubts first?"

"Confusion? What confusion? Oh, by the way, you just asked about the promise ring. Wait, promise ring? Have you found your sweetheart? What does your sweetheart look like? Is it tall? Is it short? Fat or not? Are you skinny? Are you beautiful? Are you ugly? Are you pregnant? A boy or a girl? Have you found me a granddaughter-in-law?" Lin’s mother was so excited that she always thought that Lin Hanzhi was practicing in Tianxuanmen. I'm going to die alone, and now a prospective daughter-in-law suddenly appears, I feel so excited.

"That mother, my sweetheart is a man." Lin Hanzhi didn't want to lie to his mother, since he asked this step, he said it directly. His mother's thinking is so out of the way, it should be easier to persuade than his rigid father.

As expected, Mother Lin did not disappoint her son, and asked excitedly: "Man, is he tall? "

Lin Hanzhi swallowed hard, "My lord, although you are very pleased to accept your son so happily, can we not be so happy, it seems that you really hope that your son will break his sleeves."

"My son just wants to ask why the promise ring in his hand can even defend against me." Lin Hanzhi decided to ignore all his mother's questions and asked quickly.

Lin's mother also answered him directly: "Oh, your great-grandfather's great-grandfather once wanted to have a little fun with his wife, such as chasing each other, hitting me and dodging, and then your great-grandpa The old grandmother was unwilling, so she refined the promise ring, so the wife ring that was born later has a hidden function, which is the property of preventing perverts. As long as the wife is unwilling to consummate the marriage, the defense function of the promise ring is effective for the husband. , your great-grandfather’s great-grandmother even gave this skill a very domineering name called Anti-Wolf Magic Skill.”

"Oh, I see. You should see the doctor. I'm off to work." Lin Hanzhi lost his temper.

"Then I'm leaving, no matter how late it is, it will be too late. Oh, by the way, only the wife ring has this function, not the husband ring. Don't think too much about it, oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The bell-like laughter faded away.

Lin Hanzhi thought to himself, why do I want that broken function? I still wish he would fuck me. It would be better to rape them overnight until dawn. Navel oranges would be the best. better.

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth seemed to turn up a little bit, Lin Hanzhi was a little guilty, he didn't pay attention to when this little money fan woke up, he wouldn't be overheard, isn't it embarrassing to secretly talk about attempted hooliganism with the old lady, okay?How about being laughed to death by this guy? It was a mistake to talk to his mother in front of him. In fact, it’s not that Lin Hanzhi didn’t want to go back to his room to ask. The problem is that this is his own room. He can’t just sit in that open space and ask, right? Is that more of an idiot?

Chen Mo on the bed turned over silently. It is normal to turn over while sleeping, but if the shoulders shake so obviously, don't pretend to be asleep anymore. Is it really okay to laugh until the bed shows signs of shaking?

Xiaokang, who was about to call them out for dinner outside the door, turned and left silently after hearing Lin Hanzhi's teeth grinding. The two inside were practitioners, and they would starve to death if they didn't eat two meals. , It's much better than going in now and being beaten up.

Lin Hanzhi certainly felt that someone had been outside, but he didn't care about it. The most important thing now is how to make the guy pretending to be asleep on the bed forget what happened just now.

"Hey, don't pretend, I know you're not asleep."

"Get up, look, your eyelashes are shaking enough to wash dishes."

"It's almost done. If you pretend to be me again, you won't be polite." No matter what Lin Hanzhi said, Chen Mo just refused to open his eyes. The tactics that others often use is that the enemy does not move and I do not move, but Chen Mo's tactics are that the enemy randomly Move, I stand still.

Of course, the consequence of other people's messing around is to be eaten tofu. Lin Hanzhi found that Chen Mo was going to stick to it until the end. How long would it be if he didn't eat tofu? Rubbing the little butt, it's fine, but I didn't resist, kissed the little mouth, I opened my mouth, it's so cooperative, then it shouldn't be a problem to attack the little chrysanthemum again.

When Lin Hanzhi stretched out his hand to the destination with hope, a burst of silver bell-like laughter interrupted him. A group of little guys with long necks, who looked like sheep and deer came from Lin Hanzhi's brain After running, Lin Xiaohan, who was full of fighting spirit, became weak for a moment. He asked tremblingly, "When did you learn to laugh like this?"

"Just now, Lingtang's laughter is so beautiful." Chen Mo laughed out loud after speaking with a smile.

Lin Hanzhi suddenly resented the person who invented the silver-bell-like laughter. This terrifying sound has harmed several generations of the head of the Lin family, including the mother and the unmarried daughter-in-law. Once this kind of laughter comes out, there is no desire. okay?

If you ask Lin Hanzhi what he regrets the most in his life, it would be that he chose to ignore Chen Mo when he found out that he liked him two years ago.

"I'm hungry, go downstairs to eat, you can continue to talk about it yourself." Chen Mo left Lin Han, who was secretly complaining, and went downstairs to the back kitchen to eat. Being able to eat and not being able to eat are two different things. Although it does not affect physical strength, but appetite It's still very important. Generally speaking, most sleepy people are foodies, and Chen Mo is obviously one of them.