My gay friend always thinks he is straight

A new member was added to the family, and Chu Ge felt heavy in his heart.At night when he was lying on the bed, he suddenly felt someone scratching his palm under the quilt.

"Huh?" Chu Ge tilted his head and asked, "You haven't slept yet?"

After speaking, I also felt that I couldn't close my eyes, and my bones were screaming with excitement.He put his legs on Lu Haikong's body, half-stretched his body and lay reclined on the bed, sighed and said, "It's like having a child, it feels different immediately."

Lu Haikong's jealous thoughts immediately disappeared, and even the cat's purring from under the bed was pleasant to his ears.He also thought about the child's problem, although it is a bit early to talk about this topic now.But if you really like someone, you can't wait to imagine your whole life ahead of time.

It's not that he has any obsession with children. When he knew that he was gay, he was almost mentally prepared for everything he should do.But Chu Ge is not, at least he has had a girlfriend before, and he has released the prehistoric power in his body to the small movie.Although all the girlfriends he had dated found true love within a month of breaking up with him, and Chu Ge was also crowned the title of "Women's Liberation·Liberation·Jun" exempted from inspection by the country, but he also considers himself a straight man with capital letters after all, maybe Do you actually have a desire for children in your heart?

After all, surrogacy or adopting a child is not like a man and a woman marrying and having children. It is relatively difficult and troublesome.Lu Haikong couldn't help substituting himself in. It was himself who changed the relationship between Chu Ge and the child from the easy mode to the hard mode.

The more Lu Haikong thought about it, the more immersed he was in it, and he couldn't pull out his emotions. He felt that his mood, which was still floating in the air with joy, was now like a sponge that had absorbed enough water, and the stagnation seemed to be condensed into substance.

He hesitated a few times, held Chu Ge's hand with some uncertain hopes and asked, "Do you want a child?"

"Isn't this what it is?" Chu Ge pointed under the bed and said, "Did you hear the sound? He was sleeping snoringly."

"I'm not talking about cats." Lu Haikong lost some of the courage he had just summoned up as his lips moved, "It's...the kind with two arms and two legs."

Chu Ge laughed a few times, "What kind of metaphor are you talking about?"

"Then do you want it?"

"I don't want to." Chu Ge said decisively, and quickly gave a full explanation, "I didn't want children before. One is that there are too many little wolf cubs in the temple, and I am upset all day long. Another reason is that ..."

Chu Ge paused, and moved the legs that were on Lu Haikong's body. His lying posture was also a little serious, "I don't think I have the qualifications to be a father. The profession of parents is too sacred to me. I didn’t meet that standard. I can’t simply want a child to play and have a child, nor can I have a child because I have to get married when I reach the specified age, and I have to have a child when I reach the age when I should have a child, which is too casual. It is said that there is no right to choose parents when a child is born, but it is too perfunctory for parents to give birth without making corresponding preparations.”

He turned his head and glanced at Lu Haikong, but he couldn't see the other person's face clearly. He grabbed the hand beside him and said, "It's like being a teacher without a teacher's morality. It's too uncomfortable for me. Morality... Hey? It's not appropriate to say that, can you understand what I mean? I want to say that you can't just go to have a child casually, you have to be fully prepared, not to mention material preparations, Of course, this is also very important. It is the kind of literacy preparation, whether you can truly take responsibility for yourself and your children, this is too important for me, I don’t think I am qualified enough.”

Chu Ge suddenly remembered something and laughed a few times, "I can't harm others. In fact, I think Master treats me very well. When I reach Master's standard, I may think about it again."

"Then what kind of standard is our master?" Lu Haikong turned sideways and held Chu Ge in his arms, listening to the voice carefully, maybe he could hear a little cautiousness.

"I don't know either." Chu Ge said, "I think it's mainly because he has the best apprentice in the world."

"Brother?"

"He is number two in the world."

"Then you raised this cat to practice your hand?" Lu Haikong suddenly remembered and asked.

"Hey, hey, don't dare to say that casually!" Chu Ge hastily stretched out his hand to cover Lu Haikong's mouth, and quietly leaned over to the bedside to take a look at the sleeping kitten, and then heaved a sigh of relief, "It But you will hear it, you don't know that cats are very weird!"

Chu Ge said solemnly, "This is a miracle, also called fate."

"Take it to the pet hospital tomorrow." Lu Haikong patted him on the back and kissed his forehead, "I just brought it back, so there may not be anything on it, and you two have to go for a premarital examination even if you two hit it off."

Chu Ge said melancholy, "Suddenly I forgot to see whether it has a little tit or a little chirp."

……

Early the next morning, Chu Ge was woken up by squatting on the little yellow cat's buttocks, with its tail still hooked around his neck, as if it was wrapped around a warm scarf in the sweltering heat of summer.There were still some wrinkles on the side of his body. Chu Ge smelled the faint fragrance in the air and knew that Lu Haikong must be in the kitchen.

He leisurely took the cat on his head and put it on his lap, humming, "I have a little tit, I have a little tit... oh, you don't have any?"

Pulling away the fine fluff, Chu Ge nodded the kitten's wet nose, "Yo, smash it!"

He got out of bed with the cat in his arms, and wandered towards the kitchen.Lu Haikong just took off his apron and came out. Seeing that he was wearing sportswear, Chu Ge asked puzzledly, "Where are you running to the kitchen?"

"Did you see a man and a woman?" Lu Haikong asked while seeing Chu Ge hugging the cat, unbuttoning his apron.

"That's right!" Chu Ge happily held up the cat to show him. Unexpectedly, the kitten meowed, jumped to the floor with its tail flicked, and ran to the fish tank to squat and stare at the tropical fish.

"My son dislikes you." Chu Ge said with a curled lip.

"Hurry up and wash up. We'll go for a run later. The soup and porridge have been set, and the pot will be ready in an hour." Lu Haikong rubbed the hair on the top of Chuge's head. Just as he took his hand off, the hair curled up again, and it was in the air. Flying in the air.

It was Lu Haikong's various coaxing and persuasion before that Chu Ge agreed to go for a run with him in the morning. Although Chu Ge has a good body and can score high marks in muscle flow and hand feel, he was surprised by Chu Ge's appetite.When we were together before, I also knew that Chu Ge had a big appetite, but the reason why he couldn't move after eating too much and then slept all afternoon, and felt hungry after waking up really made Lu Haikong worry about his body.

"Can I take my son?" Chu Ge asked.

Lu Haikong decisively refused.

"Hey, your dad is so cruel, ruthless, and unreasonable." Chu Ge also squatted in front of the aquarium with the little yellow cat, staring at the tropical fish and complaining.

Tropical fish: [Ma Ma, there are two perverts squatting in front of my house]

The park next to the community is built around the lake, and people who relax in the morning are scattered in the trails and parks by the lake.When the breeze wrinkles the surface of the lake and brushes over the skin exposed in the air, you can feel the moisture of the lake.

Chu Ge did a few warm-up moves, raised his eyebrows at Lu Haikong and said, "Do you want to compete?"

Lu Haikong nodded with a smile.

Then he regretted it.

He really didn't know that Chu Ge also had this kind of skill, what is it called?Liking cats to tease dogs or teasing cats to tease dogs?

There is a photographer in the island country, who has the physique of attracting cats. When he sits there, there will be kittens running over and sticking.He didn't know much about Chu Ge. The passers-by who were leisurely walking their dogs by the lake were suddenly picked up by the dogs and ran wildly after Chu Ge.Chu Ge seemed to be used to it, and suddenly turned around while running to chase the dog.The big dog was taken aback immediately, and with a whimper, it was about to jump forward and run away.Chu Ge easily caught up with it, and showed a rather mocking smile.The dog seemed to understand it, and dragged the long chain back to squatting at the owner's feet listlessly, all the good spirits of the day were tortured.

On the other hand, Chu Ge had a majestic expression on his face, and ran to Lu Haikong to ask for praise.

Lu Haikong: ...

Lu Haikong pulled Chu Ge to apologize to the dog owners, and hurried home with Chu puppy.From time to time in the park there were shouts of practicing exercises, and Lu Haikong felt from the bottom of his heart that Chu Ge was still the most suitable to be the lead dancer of the square dance.

"Are you angry?" Chu Ge pulled his hand and asked a little flatteringly.

"No, I'm not angry." Lu Haikong smiled, "But you run pretty fast."

Chu Ge scratched his head in embarrassment, and walked side by side with Lu Haikong again, "I don't know why, the dog is very kind to me when it sees me! I think I may be the reincarnation of the dog god!"

Lu Haikong resisted not breaking the stage, and couldn't bear to tell Chu Ge how the dog barked all the way to catch up with him.

"After running for so long, are you hungry?" Lu Haikong wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Eating seafood porridge in the morning is a recipe that Qingzhu's family didn't reveal before, and I begged for it."

"How did you get it?" Chu Ge became interested.

"It's a comic book for a villain."

Chu Ge: [Listen, it seems that the imperial dining room is crying? ]

The two returned home, and as soon as they opened the door, they saw the little yellow cat squatting at the entrance, sweeping its tail back and forth on the ground.After seeing Lu Haikong coming in, he ignored the past until Chu Ge came out, and then threw himself into his arms.Chu Ge quickly bent down to catch the kitten, scratched its chin, and said with a smile, "I'm sweaty and sticky, and it doesn't smell good. I'll wash it later and then hug you, okay?"

Lu Haikong turned around slowly and complained, "Why didn't you say that when you hugged me just now?"

Chu Ge and the cat in his arms looked back at him, smiled meaningfully and left.

Lu Haikong could see clearly, that cat must have become a genius!What's with the glee in his eyes?

He originally wanted to go in and take a couple bath, but he didn't expect to see a little yellow cat guard squatting at the door of the bathroom like a guard, guarding the person who was humming an out-of-tune song while taking a bath, and staring at Lu Haikong Every move I make has the aura that if you dare to offend me, I will slap you to death with a paw.

Lu Haikong: ... Crooked?Total Chrysanthemum?There is a cat here who has become a queen after the founding of the country!