My gay friend always thinks he is straight

After breakfast, Chu Ge yawned and went to work. Before leaving, he didn't forget to hug the cat and kiss him a few times.After leaving the entrance, I realized that Lu Haikong and the cat followed.

"Huh? Aren't you not going to work today?" Chu Ge knelt down and scratched the cat's chin, "I will miss you!"

Lu Haikong squatted down next to the cat, dragged his chin and asked, "What about me?"

"Don't forget to take him for an injection. It may be a little scary to go to the hospital for the first time." Chu Ge covered the cat's ears with his hands and asked in a low voice, "Our son is not particularly handsome in the cat world. Yushu Linfeng is suave and suave, if you are disgusted by other beautiful cats in the hospital, you have to calm her down."

Lu Haikong pointed to his nose and asked, "Didn't you want to tell me before you left?"

Chu Ge was stunned, "It's gone."

Lu Haikong hooked his neck helplessly, covered the cat's eyes with one hand, bit Chu Ge's lip and exchanged a kiss.

When Chu Ge blushed slightly and stood up out of breath, he leaned over and kissed Lu Haikong again and went to work.

……

"Going to work after the holiday should only take half a day." Chu Ge lay down on the desk listlessly, tapped the mouse lightly with his index finger, and yawned again and again, blurring his vision.

"Chu Ge!" Fang Yuanyuan slipped to Chu Ge's desk and poked her head out to call him.

Chu Ge looked up, said oh, wiped his eyes with his hand, and asked, "When will you return my sister to me?"

"You said I was abducting children." Fang Yuanyuan patted him on the arm angrily, "Xiaoqiu is home, didn't I tell you? Uncles and aunts called Xiaoqiu, crying like heartbroken It seems that you didn't even go to your greenhouse and went straight home."

Fang Yuanyuan pinched her chin with two fingers, pondered for a long time, looked up at Chu Ge meaningfully, and said, "You really weren't picked up by your father?"

Chu Ge felt that he had no energy all over his body, and was so sore and weak, he simply leaned back on the back of the chair, and said weakly, "I think so too, and later I took a paternity test..."

"Dancing grass?" Fang Yuanyuan's eyes lit up immediately, "Have you ever done such a thing?"

"When I was young, I was ignorant. I didn't understand why my parents didn't come to see me in the temple. When I went home to visit relatives, I had to say that I picked it up." Chu Ge laughed a few times, "My dad is so entangled by me. So I went for a paternity test. As a result, I felt even more uncomfortable at the time, who dared to love my own child and treated me like this?"

He sat up straight, stretched out his hands to pinch his sore neck, and clicked on Taobao with a mouse click. "It's all a joke when I was a child. It's interesting to think about it now."

As soon as Chu Ge finished speaking, he laughed a few times, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, "Look at this bag of cat litter printed with a standing cat holding its hands and urinating, hahahahahaha."

"Do you have cats?" Fang Yuanyuan also came over and squatted at the desk to look at the computer, "What breed? What's the name? How old are they? What breeds are the parents?"

"Are you looking for a partner for my cat?" Chu Ge picked several bags of cat litter and went to the cat climbing frame. "The scientific name is nicer, it's called Zhonghua Tianyuan cat. I don't know how old it is, and it seems to be ignorant. Go back to the name." After discussing with Haikong, I can't call him son son."

He chose a set of cat climbing frames that could be installed on the wall, and even had a cat bed with a ladder. When he turned around, he removed the calligraphy and paintings behind the sofa and installed this set of climbing frames.Not to mention, the handwriting of the set of calligraphy and painting behind the sofa feels very familiar...

"By the way, I want to tell you something today. Oops! I like this cat litter! It's so cute." Fang Yuanyuan's eyes were glued to the screen, and his heart melted when he saw the cats on the picture , she poked Chu Ge's arm, "When will your cat give birth?"

"My cat is male, and it doesn't come with this skill..."

"Forget it, I'll go to the pet shop later." Fang Yuanyuan took out her phone, looked up and looked around, and found that everyone was either touching fish or sleeping with their gills dragged, and some were painting eyes on their eyelids. Great, very realistic.

"Xiaoqiu seems to have fallen in love early, and I didn't know how to talk to her, so I just beat around the bush and said that I should focus on my studies." Fang Yuanyuan sighed thoughtfully, "I still want to continue this girlfriend relationship. Go on, talk too much and worry that she thinks I'm long-winded and break up with me."

Chu Ge took Fang Yuanyuan's mobile phone, and on the screen was a photo of the night, and it could be seen that Fang Yuanyuan was hiding behind the curtain and took the photo downstairs.Chu Qiu talked with a thin-looking boy at a very close distance. The boy only showed his side face, and he was in a very hidden position.In addition, the night was as thick as ink, and the boy was dressed in black, making it very difficult to distinguish.

Chu Ge enlarged the picture of the boy. He didn't mind puppy love very much, but he really cared that other boys wanted to snatch Chu Qiu away. The double standard was simply terrifying.

"Do you know this person?" Seeing Chu Ge frowning in thought, Fang Yuanyuan couldn't help feeling worried.By the way, I thought about whether there were any weapons at home, the kind that beat people hard but didn't hurt.

"This person..." Chu Ge zoomed in on the photo again. Although he could only see a little of his face clearly, it gave him a very familiar feeling, and the eyebrows looked like a person, "It seems to be Yan Sheng."

"Who is Yan Sheng?"

"Lu Haikong's ex-boyfriend."

Fang Yuanyuan was dumbfounded in shock:? ? ? ?

"Lu Haikong's ex-boyfriend likes Chu Qiu?" Fang Yuanyuan held her small heart and said after a pause, "You, old, male, ex, male, friend, want, do, you, sister, Sister, brother-in-law?"

Will this world be okay?Should I open Steamed Weibo to see?What if he confessed to me?It's not impossible...

Chu Ge squeezed the center of his brows, and felt that his whole body was getting more and more tired. This situation really made him puzzled.Even if Yan Sheng still likes Lu Haikong, according to the normal logic, the conflict in his heart is directed at himself, why should he date Chu Qiu who has nothing to do with him at all?And judging from the photos, Yan Sheng should have come to find Chu Qiu quietly, and it didn't seem like there was a conflict.

"That day Chu Qiu told me to meet Fa Xiao." Fang Yuanyuan recalled, "I also wanted to stand in front of the window and look at the scenery, so..."

Chu Ge sent a copy of the photo to his mobile phone, looked up at her, and said, "You are really poetic. You ran behind the curtain to hide and look at the scenery. Can you tell if it is made of cotton or satin?"

"My house is made of sand and cotton, which absorbs water very well. Would you like to give you the brand Amway?"

Chu Ge waved his hand, feeling a little headache.

Seeing that Chu Ge's expression was not very good, Fang Yuanyuan couldn't continue to ask. Although his heart was tickled like a feather, he could only compromise and said, "Don't be too entangled. You should ask Lu Haikong about this kind of thing. I think You also plan to live with him for the rest of your life, so it's better to talk about it if you have something to do. I'll go back first, so don't think too much about it. "

After Fang Yuanyuan went back, he suddenly remembered the scene when he and Lu Haikong went back to the guest room to find Fang Yuanyuan in the hotel in l city.Yan Sheng seemed to be there at that time, could it be that the two of them became acquainted because of a small favor?

There is another thought that Chu Ge is too embarrassed to bring up. Everyone in his family has a problem with face control.It can be seen from the choice of a spouse, when Chu Ge was a child, he once felt that the looks of his parents greatly promoted the tolerance between husband and wife...

[Husband/wife is so good-looking, she loses her temper right away. ]

Thinking about Yan Sheng's appearance, I feel that Chu Qiu took the bait because of his appearance.

It was also the day of the vacation, Zhao Da called him out for Yan Sheng, first scolded Yan Sheng, and then asked Chu Ge what he was thinking.

"From the beginning, you didn't take Yan Sheng seriously. You just wait. When that little vixen snatches Lu Haikong away, I'll see where you cry." Zhao said angrily.

Chu Ge couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. The more he laughed, the harder he laughed, and finally he leaned against the wall, covering his stomach and laughing out of breath.

"Hahahahaha where did you come up with this idea?"

Zhao Da said affirmatively, "This is always done in TV dramas."

"Hahahahahahahaha, don't talk, I'm going to burst out laughing."

Zhao Da: ...

……

But thinking about it now, Yan Sheng really has nothing wrong with him except that his heart is still attached to Lu Haikong.In the past, he trusted Lu Haikong for no reason, and after learning that he was that little fat man, he would never question the other party's feelings for him.If he didn't take Yan Sheng seriously, then he should be.If he really took Yan Sheng for something, shouldn't the first question be the relationship between him and Lu Haikong?

After all, hesitation implies the greatest negation.

After thinking about it, Chu Ge went to the tea room and called Lu Haikong.

On the first day of work, it was the off-season for translation, and everyone didn't even bother to hide in the pantry to be lazy!

The call was connected quickly, and the first thing I heard was the hysterical meowing of cats.

"..." Chu Ge asked uncertainly, "Did you scratch your son?"

Lu Haikong sighed, "Just after giving it an injection, it teased all the same kind in the pet hospital. What you heard just now was the meowing of cats in the hospital."

The picture is simply too beautiful, otherwise Chu Ge said that he has a fate with this guy, and those who tease cats and dogs are all good at it.

A single injection can make the cats and dogs in the hospital jumpy. It seems that I have to look for all the pet hospitals in D City when I go home. After all, it is estimated that each one can only be used for one-time consumption, and then they will be dragged away. into the blacklist.

"Coax your son with Miao Xianbao." Chu Ge knew his son's life and death very well, after all, he was his own (...??).

Lu Haikong felt that Chu Ge was very self-aware when he said that he had not yet reached the standard of being a father.

"You called me just after you left for work, did you miss me?" Lu Haikong asked with a smile.

Chu Ge hummed vaguely, and added, "I miss you and my son. By the way, I bought a cat climbing frame and other things for it. Go ahead and take off the calligraphy and painting behind the sofa, and put the cat climbing frame on it." .”

Lu Haikong suddenly felt that he wanted to switch identities with the cat. He thought of the calligraphy and painting behind the sofa, laughed a few times, and said, "Have you seen the inscription on the back of the calligraphy and painting? It seems to be drawn by the gentleman in your hometown. Maybe you know it .”

"I haven't seen it, but the handwriting looks familiar. Which master's authentic handwriting?"

"The signature is Mr. Dongda. I don't know much about calligraphy and painting. It was given to me by my grandfather when I moved."

"..." Chu Ge almost spit out the sip of water he just drank, "Take it away when you turn around."

"Do you know Mr. Dongda?"

"...is my master."