My gay friend always thinks he is straight

After breakfast, Chu Ge lazily spread his limbs and fell back on the sofa, thinking still on the delicious, tender and crispy egg rolls for breakfast.The warm sunlight came in from the floor-to-ceiling windows, and he lifted his eyelids to take a look at the morning sun... like Lu Haikong making soft-boiled eggs.

"Lie down just after eating?" Lu Haikong went next to him, slipped his hands through the exposed T-shirt, and rubbed his round belly, "Will you get up early tomorrow and go for a run? There is a relatively large park nearby. The air around the lake is also good, and you can lead dancers at night."

"..." Chu Ge turned over and lay down on the sofa, refusing to talk to him.

Something hurt his chest, Chu Ge touched it, found the jade pendant and turned it on his back.

Lu Haikong took it out curiously and took a look. Normally, this jade pendant Chu Ge was also placed in his clothes. He thought it was an ordinary pendant. Now when he looked at it under the sun, he found that the jade body was as delicate and smooth as suet, with blood-red silk trails entwined in depth. in.The warm and moist jade body seems to be wrapped by these red threads, which makes people tremble from the bottom of their hearts, "What kind of jade is this?"

Chu Ge hummed with his nose. He ate too much in the morning and was a little drowsy now. He looked back at the jade in Lu Haikong's hand and said, "You said this stone was not in good health when I was young. I brought it with me. Huh? Someone told me yesterday not to lose the stone."

Lu Haikong put the jade back, rubbed his hair, and copied him into his arms, "You often lost it when you were young?"

Chu Ge took advantage of the situation and lay on Lu Haikong's lap, feeling that the pillow was quite comfortable, and stretched out his hand to touch two more, "I was naughty when I was a child, so it's normal to lose a pendant. It's just losing it once and getting sick, and then those who are beaten by the master don't dare to sleep." You lost it. You don’t know that my master didn’t have the right shot, he hit me with the same force as his senior brother, and he was impartial.”

"Is your back sore?" As soon as Lu Haikong's hand touched Chu Ge's waist, he felt the other party move unconsciously. When he lowered his head, he saw Chu Ge grinning and gasping.

He smiled and squeezed Chu Ge, "I still remember when you said that there was a younger brother who was fatter than me, was it Mouton?"

Chu Ge was moaning and chirping comfortably after being pressed, squinting his eyes like a cat, and said casually, "When I was young, I always said that I came out of the temple, and people called me little monk. The master and the senior brother took turns beating up. Later, they thought it was not worthwhile, so they told everyone that they came from the martial arts hall, and they called Xiao Wu their younger brother. I was planning to tell you, but who knows when I go to find you You go."

After finishing speaking, he touched his nose knowingly, and said apologetically, "You can't sign up just because I made an appointment with you, and then go to the army, right?"

"It's half of the reason." Lu Haikong recalled, but he also felt that he made the right choice at that time. He lowered his head and asked, "Why didn't you go that day?"

Chu Ge rested his chin on his folded hands, and sighed, "I was locked up by master, and my senior brother even made fun of me, saying that master was far-sighted and didn't want me to go to the country to cause trouble."

Thinking of the pain in his back, he was so angry that Chu Ge stood up with his arms propped up on the sofa, and just half-turned his waist, and the pain made him gasp again, "Fat Lu Lu! There will be no next time!"

Lu Haikong thought about the possibility of asking Chu Ge to strengthen his waist strength, but he still coaxed, "Next time, let's change to a posture that saves you effort."

Chu Ge: ...You still want me to sit on it and move by myself?

The mobile phone on the coffee table buzzed and vibrated, Chu Ge patted the hands on his waist, and buried his head in the pillow without moving.

Lu Haikong took it over and saw that the caller was [Aaron Kwok], and then heard Chu Ge open the phone and shout, "Dad."

Lu Haikong: ...

Chu Qingtian had already forgotten how many days he hadn’t talked to his son on the phone. From the first day he sent Chu Qiu to his son, he blocked Chu Ge’s phone number and blocked all his son’s contact information. The other party sent Chu Qiu back, and then he and his wife, Xiaogong, went to the two-person world.Now it's quite fresh to hear the familiar voice of my son out of the blue.

Chu Qingtian coughed and said, "Son, do you miss your father?"

After a while of silence, Chu Ge asked back, "How about you, Dad? Do you miss your son?"

"Has Xiaoqiu woke up?" Chu Qing asked in awe.

"Dad, you changed the subject too abruptly." After Chu Ge quietly rolled his eyes, he suddenly remembered that his father couldn't see at all, and then heaved a sigh of relief, and rolled his eyes vigorously, "Xiao Qiu is not with me, She went to play with my colleague. By the way, why can't I get through with your mobile phone and my mother these days? "

"Oh, maybe the battery is out."

"...Dad, am I your own?"

Chu Qingtian reprimanded angrily, "I fed you up with shit and pee! Well, hang up when you're all right, goodbye."

Chu Ge looked at the screen at the end of the call, turned back to Lu Haikong and said resentfully, "You said... Did my parents pick me up? Actually, I was born by Master, right?"

Lu Haikong pressed his waist dumbfoundingly, "Don't think about it, does uncle miss Xiaoqiu?"

"Yeah." Chu Ge snorted, "Xiaoqiu was going back for a few days, probably to ask this. Fat Lu Lu, what should I do, I am disgusted by my father, and he doesn't even want me."

And it is very likely that my contact information will be blocked. This is not the first time.He opened WeChat, edited a message that was full of his father's gossip and sent it, and sure enough, he saw the prompt [Shuai Aaron Kwok has turned on friend verification, you are not his (her) friend yet].

Lu Haikong looked at the editor Chu Ge's message [Dad, I know where your private money is hidden. If you say you don't want me, I'll tell my mother the location one by one], helplessly pulled off his rolled up T-shirt, bowed his head and kissed Kissed the corner of his lips, "Because someone misses you so much, uncle hasn't lined up yet."

Chu Ge patted his face and said with a smile, "Slick tongue!"

Lu Haikong took Chu Ge's lips in one gulp, rolled his tongue in, and licked it again, before saying, "It slipped in."

Chu Ge rubbed his waist and felt much more comfortable, "When you retire and wear sunglasses, we will open a massage shop for blind people and choose you as the number one card."

Lu Haikong was stunned for a moment, and quickly came back to his senses. He squeezed Chu Ge's chin and kissed him, and then said, "You said, can we put a carpet next to the French windows? It's not good if the knees are rubbed in the cold spring and autumn. "

"... Fat Lu Lu, you have changed."

"Yes, I became a more qualified cat's tail."

……

Chu Ge feels that he has been idle recently, living a life like a god waiting to die.After finishing tidying up the study, Lu Haikong saw Chu Ge lying motionless on the ground as soon as he came out. He walked over and squatted beside him, rubbed Chu Ge's earballs, and asked softly, "Why are you lying here?"

"I'm a cicada monkey now." Chu Ge stared at the ceiling and said solemnly, "I won't wake up until the summer solstice."

Lu Haikong took advantage of the situation and lay down beside him, held the hand beside him, and imitated two cicada cries in a manner.

Someone's cat meowed outside the window a few times, and Lu Haikong responded, one cat meowed happily.

Chu Ge grinned, took out a piece of cranberry nougat from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth, tilted his head and said to the Cicada next to him, "Hey, it's not for you."

Lu Haikong smiled and said nothing, while Chu Ge was not paying attention, he pinched Chu Ge's chin, stuck his tongue in and snatched the nougat, leaving Chu Ge with a shocked face, "Next time I will make you sweet-scented osmanthus and pine nut rice dumplings."

Chu Ge turned over and lay on Lu Haikong's body, grabbed his collar, and said viciously, "If you don't make two catties, you will be imprisoned in the stockade!"

Lu Haikong said pleasantly, "Okay, Your Majesty, I will be Mrs. Yazhai."

Borrowing his strength a few more times, he said innocently, "Do you want to eat the lollipop below?"

Chu Ge: ...

The cat outside the window meowed a few more times, and then the doorbell rang.Chu Ge got up from Lu Haikong, and sighed as he walked, "It's not easy to be a mountain king these days, and I have to work as a doorman."

There was a courier outside the door, Chu Ge weighed the box, it was too heavy.Lu Haikong sat on the ground, smiled and said nothing, waiting for him to take it apart.

"What is this?" Chu Ge froze for a moment after opening the express delivery, "Projector?"

"I asked a friend to find one, and I can keep it at home and watch it myself in the future. I have tidied up the study."

Chu Ge felt his nose a little sore. Although he felt warm in his heart at the time, he said it casually and didn't take it to heart.Just as he was about to reach out to hug Lu Haikong, he heard the other party's triumphant voice above his head, "We can watch g·v on the big screen in the study! I even bought a carpet to cover it, it's soft!"

Chu Ge couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hand and slapped away the face that wanted to come closer.

A few more cheerful cat meows came from outside the window, and one could even hear a strange sense of gloating.

Chu Ge put the box aside and walked out following the sound.Their house is on the fourth floor, and there is a sycamore tree planted outside, with luxuriant branches and leaves in summer. If the sky is cleared by the wind, at night, it seems that you can pick stars by stepping on the branches and leaves.

"Is there a cat?" Chu Ge hooked Lu Haikong, pushed open the glass door and walked to the balcony.The yellow cat squatted on the balcony. It looked a little thin but its hair was very shiny.The fluffy fur looks like a dandelion blooming in the sun.

The kitten didn't recognize Chu Ge when it saw Chu Ge, and blinked at him with piercing eyes.Chu Ge stretched out a finger close to its mouth, and sure enough, the kitten showed its tongue and licked it, then rubbed his wrist flatteringly.

"My brother is chasing you." Lu Haikong came over and said seriously, "You can't be biased, I still have your cat's tail on me."

Chu Ge reached out to pick up the little yellow cat, and the cat jumped into Chu Ge's arms spiritually, wagging the tip of its tail from side to side.

"It's a wild cat, right?" Lu Haikong followed behind Chu Ge, "It looks like a wild cat. Wild cats are very difficult to raise. They run away when they are full and are ruthless."

Chu Ge put the cat on the ground, squatted down in front of it, and said softly, "Do you want to follow me? If you want to, just say yes."

The kitten meowed joyfully as if it understood, and crawled into Chu Ge's lap, found a comfortable place to nest, and flicked its tail lazily on the ground.

Lu Haikong: ... No matter how you look at it, it seems to be showing off, daughter-in-law, this cat has become a spirit!