Wretched Uncle and Lolicon
03. Fuck, so cute 1 must be a girl
"Yes, I didn't ignore you." Zheng Yuechen recovered and found that he had clicked on the dialog box with Xingxing and sent a message.
Fang Xing sat up from the bed excitedly when he saw the news, and quickly replied: "QAQ"
Zheng Yuechen was taken aback by Yan's expression, so he asked, "Why are you still not sleeping so late?"
Wake up: "Can't sleep... You suddenly ignored people that day..."
Kevin: There was something unforeseen that day, and I have been busy for the past two days.
Wake up: "Really☆(ゝ.)"
Kevin: "Well, it's getting late, go to bed early."
Wake up: "(>People<;) don't want to chat with me?"
Before Zheng Yuechen could reply, Fang Xing sent a window shake, and then Zheng Yuechen received a video invitation... a video invitation... a video... After hesitating for a while, Zheng Yuechen clicked OK, and then saw a vast expanse of whiteness , I can't tell whether it is facing the ceiling or being buried in the quilt.
Hey, it seems that the way to open it is wrong.
After Fang Xing dealt with Chen Hao who knocked on the door and tried to share his supper, he returned to the bed and picked up his phone to look at it. He was so scared that he peed. Who can tell him why his phone turned on the video mode?Could it be that you just heard the knock on the door and went to open the door, and accidentally touched your phone when you put it on the bed?Before he had time to see what the person on the other end of the screen looked like, the video quickly ended.
Beep!This time it will definitely be regarded as an online scam, or a very hungry little subject!Don't let me send the video in the past!Beep beep.
Just when he was rolling on the bed, his phone vibrated again. When he opened it, it was a sentence sent by his uncle: "very cute"
! ! !so cute! ! !Manly man! ! !That must be very cute!It's a boy at first glance!
Xingxing: "But I was in a mess just now, uncle, you won't despise me! m(._.)m"
Kevin: "No, it's really cute."
Wake up: "Hey! Uncle, you are true love!"
Xing Xing: "Unfortunately, I didn't see what Uncle looks like just now!"
What does it look like?Zheng Yuechen turned his head and looked in the mirror, thinking, everything is much more handsome than the avatar you see.
Xing Xing: "Why don't we make another video, let me see you, uncle"
Wake up: "Okay..."
Kevin: "Want to see me so much? Why don't you watch me face to face."
After sending out Zheng Yuechen, he regretted it. He would definitely be regarded as a weirdo for asking little loli out so impulsively.But Fang Xing on the other end slapped his thigh, fucked a dick, so wretched, just seeing his video, he couldn't help but ask out to meet him!It really is a heavenly dish, ah heavenly dish!God is finally going to give him a wretched uncle Gong, and he will kneel down and thank him for 100 years!
Wake up: "Then tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, see you at the Blued restaurant on the third floor of Century Plaza?"
Such an obvious intention, the uncle should not fail to understand it, if he saw it right at first glance, maybe he could go directly to the hotel on the seventh floor to open a room like this and that and that and that!For the first time in a beautiful life, it is about to come like this!
Kevin: "OK."
Zheng Yuechen thought about it again and decided to agree.Recently, there are signs of forced marriage in my family. Instead of being forced by my parents to go on a blind date and marry a woman I don’t like in the end, I might as well take the initiative and solve my life’s major issues first.And this little loli looks quite in line with my appetite, so cute, she looks like a girl.
However, Mr. Zheng is a straight man, and he didn't get Fang Xing's good intentions to choose a gay restaurant with the name Blued, and he didn't notice that the gender column in Xingxing's profile information was clearly filled with men.
The next morning, Fang Xing got up from the bed and frantically knocked on Chen Hao's door, "Don't go to sleep, get up and help me choose clothes!"
What clothes to choose?Chen Hao opened the door in a daze, and Fang Xing dragged him to his room.
For the next two hours, he was forced to watch and rape Fang Xing's dress-up show. He was bombarded by the subwoofer for two hours until his head became dizzy. Then he casually pointed to a set of white clothes and praised wildly for 10 minutes, saying I think this dress is very fresh and perfectly conceals the essence of your feelings. At first glance, it is a little fresh. He likes your cuteness so much that he will not be able to stop you from picking your fresh little daisy. Fang Xing finally nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, that's it."
"Yeah, then I'll go back to sleep." Chen Hao said and walked out.Seeing this, Fang Xing hurriedly put his arms around his shoulders and condemned him, "How can we waste our beautiful youth on the bed, why don't we go out for a stroll?"
"What are you shopping for?" Chen Hao asked alertly.
"For example, go to a beauty parlor and do a SPA to exfoliate!"
"...Are you kidding me?" It's not my little girl!What spa? ? ?
"Of course not!" Fang Xing touched his face, blushed inexplicably and said, "If we see each other, we can't help but go straight to the hotel at night, and watch it when he strips off my clothes and touches my ass. What if the thick cuticle on my body becomes soft!"
...............
Chen Hao gave him a complicated look to make sure that he was really not joking, then he ruthlessly closed the door of the room, and gave Fang Xing four words, "Desperate."
"Okay," Fang Xing spread his hands, "If you really don't want to go with me, then I'll go by myself. I won't be coming back tonight!"
"I wish you the best of luck." Another sentence came from the room, "If you are a liar, call the police!"
"Okay!" Fang Xing responded, and walked out the door full of energy.
At 06:30 in the evening, Zheng Yuechen had already arrived at the restaurant first, and sent Fang Xing the reserved room number.As a gentleman, you shouldn’t let the cute little loli wait, but Fang Xing accidentally fell asleep after getting a full-body massage. It was already a bit late when he woke up, and there was a traffic jam on the road, so he had to ask Zheng Yuechen to order first vegetable.
Zheng Yuechen looked at the menu he sent: chocolate mousse, strawberry ice cream, banana split, tiramisu and mushroom soup, and felt that the little lolita was even cuter, and it was completely child's taste.But he felt that if he ate all of these, he would definitely have diarrhea. In the end, only one dessert was left, and he ordered some of the rest according to his own wishes.
Wake up: "Why is there no strawberry ice cream!!!"
Kevin: "Then remove the chocolate mousse"
Wake up: "QAQ no!"
Kevin: "If you eat too much cold food, you will have diarrhea at night."
Diarrhea is crazy, Fang wakes up and wants to go wrong. If the uncle is so beastly and wants to do this to him at night, he will have diarrhea in the end... It is completely unforgivable!So he finally agreed to the menu provided by Zheng Yuechen.
Half an hour later, Fang Xing finally arrived at Century Square. After arriving at the restaurant, he went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance, trimmed his braids and bangs, and put on a bright smile in the mirror, "Come on!" Ah Fang Xing, try to overthrow uncle in one fell swoop!"
When he was about to open the toilet door to go out, someone pushed the door and walked in. Fang Xing accidentally bumped into him and apologized, and took a peek at him, and couldn't help but praise him in his heart. This person is quite handsome. Handsome, although it's not my favorite uncle's style, but if it's in a gay bar, there must be a lot of young people rushing towards it.
Tsk tsk, Fang Xing smiled and shook his head, feeling that he was really hopeless, how could he think he was gay when he met a handsome guy!
Fang Xing sat up from the bed excitedly when he saw the news, and quickly replied: "QAQ"
Zheng Yuechen was taken aback by Yan's expression, so he asked, "Why are you still not sleeping so late?"
Wake up: "Can't sleep... You suddenly ignored people that day..."
Kevin: There was something unforeseen that day, and I have been busy for the past two days.
Wake up: "Really☆(ゝ.)"
Kevin: "Well, it's getting late, go to bed early."
Wake up: "(>People<;) don't want to chat with me?"
Before Zheng Yuechen could reply, Fang Xing sent a window shake, and then Zheng Yuechen received a video invitation... a video invitation... a video... After hesitating for a while, Zheng Yuechen clicked OK, and then saw a vast expanse of whiteness , I can't tell whether it is facing the ceiling or being buried in the quilt.
Hey, it seems that the way to open it is wrong.
After Fang Xing dealt with Chen Hao who knocked on the door and tried to share his supper, he returned to the bed and picked up his phone to look at it. He was so scared that he peed. Who can tell him why his phone turned on the video mode?Could it be that you just heard the knock on the door and went to open the door, and accidentally touched your phone when you put it on the bed?Before he had time to see what the person on the other end of the screen looked like, the video quickly ended.
Beep!This time it will definitely be regarded as an online scam, or a very hungry little subject!Don't let me send the video in the past!Beep beep.
Just when he was rolling on the bed, his phone vibrated again. When he opened it, it was a sentence sent by his uncle: "very cute"
! ! !so cute! ! !Manly man! ! !That must be very cute!It's a boy at first glance!
Xingxing: "But I was in a mess just now, uncle, you won't despise me! m(._.)m"
Kevin: "No, it's really cute."
Wake up: "Hey! Uncle, you are true love!"
Xing Xing: "Unfortunately, I didn't see what Uncle looks like just now!"
What does it look like?Zheng Yuechen turned his head and looked in the mirror, thinking, everything is much more handsome than the avatar you see.
Xing Xing: "Why don't we make another video, let me see you, uncle"
Wake up: "Okay..."
Kevin: "Want to see me so much? Why don't you watch me face to face."
After sending out Zheng Yuechen, he regretted it. He would definitely be regarded as a weirdo for asking little loli out so impulsively.But Fang Xing on the other end slapped his thigh, fucked a dick, so wretched, just seeing his video, he couldn't help but ask out to meet him!It really is a heavenly dish, ah heavenly dish!God is finally going to give him a wretched uncle Gong, and he will kneel down and thank him for 100 years!
Wake up: "Then tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, see you at the Blued restaurant on the third floor of Century Plaza?"
Such an obvious intention, the uncle should not fail to understand it, if he saw it right at first glance, maybe he could go directly to the hotel on the seventh floor to open a room like this and that and that and that!For the first time in a beautiful life, it is about to come like this!
Kevin: "OK."
Zheng Yuechen thought about it again and decided to agree.Recently, there are signs of forced marriage in my family. Instead of being forced by my parents to go on a blind date and marry a woman I don’t like in the end, I might as well take the initiative and solve my life’s major issues first.And this little loli looks quite in line with my appetite, so cute, she looks like a girl.
However, Mr. Zheng is a straight man, and he didn't get Fang Xing's good intentions to choose a gay restaurant with the name Blued, and he didn't notice that the gender column in Xingxing's profile information was clearly filled with men.
The next morning, Fang Xing got up from the bed and frantically knocked on Chen Hao's door, "Don't go to sleep, get up and help me choose clothes!"
What clothes to choose?Chen Hao opened the door in a daze, and Fang Xing dragged him to his room.
For the next two hours, he was forced to watch and rape Fang Xing's dress-up show. He was bombarded by the subwoofer for two hours until his head became dizzy. Then he casually pointed to a set of white clothes and praised wildly for 10 minutes, saying I think this dress is very fresh and perfectly conceals the essence of your feelings. At first glance, it is a little fresh. He likes your cuteness so much that he will not be able to stop you from picking your fresh little daisy. Fang Xing finally nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, that's it."
"Yeah, then I'll go back to sleep." Chen Hao said and walked out.Seeing this, Fang Xing hurriedly put his arms around his shoulders and condemned him, "How can we waste our beautiful youth on the bed, why don't we go out for a stroll?"
"What are you shopping for?" Chen Hao asked alertly.
"For example, go to a beauty parlor and do a SPA to exfoliate!"
"...Are you kidding me?" It's not my little girl!What spa? ? ?
"Of course not!" Fang Xing touched his face, blushed inexplicably and said, "If we see each other, we can't help but go straight to the hotel at night, and watch it when he strips off my clothes and touches my ass. What if the thick cuticle on my body becomes soft!"
...............
Chen Hao gave him a complicated look to make sure that he was really not joking, then he ruthlessly closed the door of the room, and gave Fang Xing four words, "Desperate."
"Okay," Fang Xing spread his hands, "If you really don't want to go with me, then I'll go by myself. I won't be coming back tonight!"
"I wish you the best of luck." Another sentence came from the room, "If you are a liar, call the police!"
"Okay!" Fang Xing responded, and walked out the door full of energy.
At 06:30 in the evening, Zheng Yuechen had already arrived at the restaurant first, and sent Fang Xing the reserved room number.As a gentleman, you shouldn’t let the cute little loli wait, but Fang Xing accidentally fell asleep after getting a full-body massage. It was already a bit late when he woke up, and there was a traffic jam on the road, so he had to ask Zheng Yuechen to order first vegetable.
Zheng Yuechen looked at the menu he sent: chocolate mousse, strawberry ice cream, banana split, tiramisu and mushroom soup, and felt that the little lolita was even cuter, and it was completely child's taste.But he felt that if he ate all of these, he would definitely have diarrhea. In the end, only one dessert was left, and he ordered some of the rest according to his own wishes.
Wake up: "Why is there no strawberry ice cream!!!"
Kevin: "Then remove the chocolate mousse"
Wake up: "QAQ no!"
Kevin: "If you eat too much cold food, you will have diarrhea at night."
Diarrhea is crazy, Fang wakes up and wants to go wrong. If the uncle is so beastly and wants to do this to him at night, he will have diarrhea in the end... It is completely unforgivable!So he finally agreed to the menu provided by Zheng Yuechen.
Half an hour later, Fang Xing finally arrived at Century Square. After arriving at the restaurant, he went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance, trimmed his braids and bangs, and put on a bright smile in the mirror, "Come on!" Ah Fang Xing, try to overthrow uncle in one fell swoop!"
When he was about to open the toilet door to go out, someone pushed the door and walked in. Fang Xing accidentally bumped into him and apologized, and took a peek at him, and couldn't help but praise him in his heart. This person is quite handsome. Handsome, although it's not my favorite uncle's style, but if it's in a gay bar, there must be a lot of young people rushing towards it.
Tsk tsk, Fang Xing smiled and shook his head, feeling that he was really hopeless, how could he think he was gay when he met a handsome guy!
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