Wretched Uncle and Lolicon

Zheng Yuechen waited for a while and saw that little loli hadn't arrived yet, so he decided to go to the bathroom first, but he didn't expect to bump into someone at the door.The man said sorry in a low voice, but his voice was surprisingly nice.Zheng Yuechen felt that the man looked familiar, but before he could see clearly, the man had already walked out.Looking at the braids on the back of the man's head, he was messed up for a moment, and he sighed why the little boys nowadays are so artistic.

After solving his personal problems, Zheng Yuechen returned to the private room. The waiter at the door told him that the person waiting had arrived, so he opened the door and walked in.

Obviously 'wake up' has already started eating, although it is a bit impolite, but it can be understood as the pure nature of the little loli.

However, as soon as the man turned his head and opened his mouth, he froze...

Although the appearance is indeed the one I have seen in the video...but...the thick voice and the familiar little jiujiu are obviously the one I just met in the toilet...Isn't this really a boy?

"Uncle, you are back! I thought..."

Fang Xing turned his head while talking, the spoon was still in his mouth, but he was obviously dumbfounded when he saw the person coming, half of what he said was in his mouth and he couldn't get it out.Isn't this the elite man I just met in the bathroom?Why did you come to your private room?Could it be that he fell in love with him at first sight at the door of the toilet and then followed him?Fang Xing was about to ask, but the man asked tentatively, "Wake up?"

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck?what's the situation?

"Uncle??? Kevin???" Fang Xing was really going to lie, what the hell is this guy similar to the caveman he saw on the Internet! ! !How the hell did I encounter an online scam! ! !Although the wretched uncle is definitely not a caveman, but this person is obviously neither, okay!Lang Ben combed messily on his forehead, completely with sword eyebrows and star eyes!Where is the obscenity!He felt as though he had been dealt 100000 deception damage.

Zheng Yuechen couldn't calm down either, he was clearly here to meet the cute little loli...how did he become...a cute guy? ? ?Almost 100000 points of fright.

That's right, although Zheng Yuechen was shocked that Xingxing was a man, he still thought he was cute, especially when he looked at him with a spoon in his mouth and opened his eyes... Damn it would be great if he was a cute girl.

"Aren't you joking..." Fang Xing hurriedly took out the spoon from his mouth, feeling that it was a little embarrassing for such an occasion.

"I just thought..." You were joking.Zheng Yuechen didn't finish what was in his heart, what else could he say, he unilaterally regarded her as a little loli from the beginning to the end... He didn't lie to himself, it was his mistake that he didn't ask clearly, so he forced a smile Say "Sit down, I'll serve the food."

"...I've already been fucked by someone." Fang Xing turned his head blankly, and continued to eat his dessert. Now that it's over, he thought he was a wretched uncle who wouldn't care about dining etiquette, so he just went straight to the table. It's time to eat, I didn't expect to be an elite man with a successful career!Then you will definitely feel that you are impolite and have no tutor or something like that, alas, never mind, anyway, if it is not your own ribbon, even if the image is a bit worse, it doesn't matter.

After figuring it out, Fang Xing ate even more happily, and ignored Zheng Yuechen who was sitting opposite him the whole time, and he wasn't an uncle, so he didn't care.

Zheng Yuechen was also very embarrassed. Seeing that the man had been eating and not talking, he didn't know what he had done wrong, so he had nothing to say, "Your photo looks... I can't imagine that you are so tall." Almost as tall as myself It's the same.

"Yes." Fang Xing replied indifferently, and then crazily complained in his heart, did I grow up eating your food?And you don't look as wretched as in the photo, I didn't even ask!

"What are your hobbies?" Zheng Yuechen asked again.

"Eat, sleep and play games" and the wretched uncle.

"Look at you, are you still in school?"

"It's been a few years since I graduated."

"Oh? Where do you work?"

Fuck you!Fang Xing silently raised his middle finger in his heart, pretending that the uncle wants to catch beauty and have sex, hehe, it's a pity that you met me who is both beautiful and intelligent, I won't be fooled.

As a result, the entire private room slowly took on a weird atmosphere, one was looking for something to say, and the other had something to say but nothing to do.After eating a meal, Zheng Yuechen felt that his stomach was going to hurt. Although he was the one who asked to meet, he enthusiastically agreed on the Internet at that time. How could they become two people after meeting?

After eating, Zheng Yuechen got up and was about to send Fang to wake up. The person who had been holding back all night finally took the initiative to ask, "Why is it obviously not you, why do you have to say that the avatar is yourself?"

Fang Xing's idea is very simple, maybe this person knows the uncle in the photo, so he might still have a chance!

"What?" Zheng Yuechen didn't understand and asked again.

"I said," Fang Xing stopped and said seriously, "Headshot, I asked you, and you said it was you."

"...It is indeed me."

"I can't believe it, it doesn't look the same at all!" Where's the Afro?What about stubble?What about the obscene fan? ? ?

"That's a photo I took when I went on vacation before, so it's a little more casual."

"Oh." She really is a scheming bitch!Trick yourself with hormone-filled photos!Hehe, you must not believe anything he says next!

"My niece used my computer to add you before, don't get me wrong." Zheng Yuechen tried to explain.

"Hehe." Anyway, you are right.

"I wouldn't have known if you hadn't talked to me...uh you."

"Hehe." Blame me!Do you think I don't know that you are attracted to my beauty?

"I thought..." Zheng Yuechen originally planned to say that I thought you belonged to a girl, but after thinking about it, he would only be considered a pervert if he said it, so he shook his head and changed the subject, "I'll send you back."

"No need, I'll take a taxi." Fang Xing smiled, just as the elevator stopped on the first floor, he walked out quickly, and then whispered to Zheng Yuechen a second before the elevator door was about to close, "Damn gay, Want to know my home address, no way!"

Zheng Yuechen frowned and felt a little puzzled... Are you gay talking about yourself? ? ?When did he become a dead gay? He obviously thought that Xingxing was a cute and cute girl, so he couldn't control himself and asked out to meet him. How did he become...

Wait a minute, I misunderstood that 'wake up' is only a little loli who came out to meet, but he has been asking about the avatar, so he should never recognize himself as a woman... Then the problem came, he knew he was a woman The man, and it is very likely that the slovenly ghost in the photo agreed to meet him... This world will not be better, obviously he is the real gay, so he has the nerve to talk about himself?

These thoughts flashed through Zheng Yuechen's mind quickly and he was about to refute, but the elevator door was completely closed, so he could only clench his fist and give up.He took out his mobile phone and prepared to send him a message to explain, no matter whether it will be considered perverted or not, it is better than being gay.But when I opened the contacts, I found that... I have been blocked.

Was blocked!blocked!blacken!up!Why is it always him who is slow?What a...unexplainable day.