Wretched Uncle and Lolicon

Fang Xing immediately decided that he must take down this wretched uncle and dedicate his little chrysanthemum!So I happily agreed to the friend application submitted by the other party, and then waited for the other party to hook me up. This wait lasted for two days. During this period, the uncle named Kevin didn't poke him at all!Simply disappointed, but it doesn't matter, if the enemy does not move, I will move!

Fang Xing felt that he was still a youthful young man, uh...this age should be called a young man, right?Since the friend who added himself must have been confused by his appearance!After all, I look so cute!It looks like a blue boy!Fang Xing complacently posed a few poses in front of the mirror, took a few selfies with satisfaction, then picked the one he thought was the best and sent it to the space, and then set the space as only uncles can enter, and refused to allow other people to watch!Let's see if you, a wretched uncle, can hold it!

But another week has passed, why hasn't this wretched uncle come to hook him up?Can you still be obscene?Fang Xing glanced at the uncle's profile picture again, damn it, I really like it!Forget it, he decided to take the initiative first, so he took the initiative to knock on the uncle, and after thinking for a long time, he knocked a FU that didn't reveal his purpose but also vaguely seduced: "Dating?"

Zheng Yuechen frowned and stared at the phrase "Do you want an appointment?" After staring at it for a long time, he didn't understand what it meant.And...he looked at the person who sent the message, wake up, who the hell is this!Looking at the message records, it was still a friend I added on my own initiative, and it turned out that the time was several days ago!

Calculating the time, my little niece took my computer to play for two days. Damn it, I don’t know what my little niece said to that person. Damn it, what does the phrase date? !

"Mr. Zheng, what do you think of Manager Chen's proposal?" The secretary at the side reminded him, and Zheng Yuechen came to his senses, clicked the closed window indiscriminately, and continued to attend the meeting attentively.It was already night when he remembered this incident, he held the computer and curiously opened this person's homepage, he didn't know if he saw it, but he was startled when he saw it, and he turned out to be a great beauty!Flipping through the photos one after another, damn it, he is simply his ideal type!Those eyes, that nose, that mouth!She is clearly a little lolita!Looking at that cute loli head, it almost melted his heart!

Yes, although Zheng Yuechen is a 27-year-old single male youth, he is usually a workaholic and serious on the surface, but he is a lolicon in private, and he is also a cute object control!Fuck, my little heart was beating non-stop every minute, and I opened the previous chat window immediately, and replied firmly with an "Appointment!"

This account is his personal account, and he usually uses his work account for nothing. If he hadn’t used his laptop to retrieve a file and automatically logged in to the account today, he would not have met this person. He only prayed that he hadn’t encountered a scam. , in short, being a netizen is not a big deal, besides, I am a man, so I am afraid that the other party should be afraid.

Fang Xing stared at the appointment for a long time, then couldn't help but throw away the computer and rolled on the bed. When Chen Hao passed by the living room, he saw a large dog rubbing on the carpet, and couldn't help kicking it. "Can you be normal!" Fang Xing shouted excitedly while rolling, "Ah! My man god wants to date me! Want to date me!!! I am so happy now! "

God?A picture of a caveman flashed in Chen Hao's head, damn it, it must not be that person! "You mean the savage?"

"What a savage! Can you speak? My male god is called art, it's called modeling! Isn't the modeling of your last album also in an artistic style? How come you still don't have any artistic cells!" Fang Xing was on the ground. Having had enough of rolling, he happily picked up the computer and continued admiring the earth-shattering face of his male body, but Chen Hao was stunned to see that two-thirds of the face was occupied by the beard and chicken nest head. He's handsome, and besides, he's so wretched!

Fang Xing ignored him, holding the computer and making an appointment with his wretched uncle, "Uncle, uncle, look here [waving] (*^o^*)"

Zheng Yuechen was taken aback by the sentence in the brackets, and forgot to reply for a while, and he didn't know how to reply.

"Uncle, Uncle, why are you ignoring me >o<"

Fuck, how could it be so cute, so Zheng Yuechen shook his hand, wanted to send a shy expression, but sent a slobbering emoji, Fang Xing saw that he was overjoyed, there was a joke!

"Uncle, Uncle, what's your name?"

Zheng Yuechen glanced at his screen name and found that his little niece had changed it to his previous English name. He thought for a while and replied, "Just call me Kevin."

Kevin!It sounds boring and obscene enough!There are ten Kevins and nine bases, what the fuck, I'm so excited!Thinking that I will get married soon, I really want to.

"Uncle Uncle, is your profile picture your own? (^o^)/"

Zheng Yuechen glanced at his profile picture again, the system defaulted it, did little loli think he was a penguin?Do you want to be so cute!Then he opened his avatar with a shake of his hand, and the icon turned twice to refresh the new avatar. Zheng Yuechen rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath. His little niece actually changed his avatar!What's more, he changed to his savage look when he stayed at home for two weeks and didn't shave or comb his hair during the holidays. Damn it!How can you hook up with the little loli now!The distraught Zheng Yuechen closed the computer, covered his head with the quilt, and mourned for himself.

Mom, the daughter-in-law you want may have to wait for another two years.

Fang Xing waited for a long time but still didn't get a reply, so he scratched his head anxiously, so he sent a series of questions:

"Uncle, why are you ignoring me!"

"Uncle, are you angry!"

"Uncle, don't do this, uncle!"

"Uncle, I was wrong!"

"It's okay if I don't ask!"

"(┬＿┬)"

Fang Xing was really about to burst into tears, he finally met an uncle who suits him!It's unscientific to be scared away by him like this!Fang Xing hugged the quilt and rolled while mourning.Chen Hao went to have a date with their guitarist today, and he was the only one at home, woo woo woo~~~ Life is as lonely as snow.

When Zheng Yuechen saw these chat records, another three days had passed, and Fang Xing hadn't played games for three days, because he was in no mood at all, and it was really sad that the wretched uncle ignored him.

When he got up from the bed the next day, he stared at the two super big Helens. After rolling for a long time, he got up and took out his mobile phone. Qiao took a selfie from a good angle and sent it to the space, "Uncle ignores people, so sad! ┬＿┬”

When Zheng Yuechen swiped this photo with his mobile phone, his tiger's body shook. It's over, it's really cute!