Wretched Uncle and Lolicon

The author has something to say: This is a cute and silly white sweet, the text is not long~

When Chen Hao came home, he saw Fang Xing sitting in front of the computer, playing online games, pressing the keyboard hard, which was particularly annoying.A slap slapped him over, "Fang Xing, can you stop staying at home and playing games every day? How long have you been graduating? You don't go out to find a job or anything, you are about to lose touch with this society!!!"

Fang Xing continued to press the keyboard without looking at him, "Master is not short of money!"

"Yes, who can compare with you, rich second generation!" Chen Hao was very upset, why did all the good things happen to this Fang Buxing who only knew how to play drums, sleep and play games?God is really not fair.

"Hey, don't say that, I never reached out to my family for money after I went to college, I am self-sufficient, and you don't even look at whose house you live in now!" Fang Xing still didn't Glancing at him, he yelled into the earphone while talking to him, "Here, here, yes, remote output! The nurse adds blood! Damn! Hurry up!"

Chen Hao rolled his eyes silently, he was more angry than others.

Speaking of Fang Xing, he and Chen Hao met in college, and they live next door in the dormitory. The most important thing is that they are in a band, with Chen Hao as the lead singer, Fang Xing as the drummer, and a guitarist.If you want to talk about their band, it would take three days and three nights to talk about it, but it can be summed up in one sentence: talented, rich, and self-willed.

Youcai refers to the guitarist, whose name is omitted, and is now a famous composer; the person who has money refers to Fang Xing, aside from the rich second generation, this kid is still a master of venture capital, which is why he still refuses to go out to work. The reason is rich.As for self-willedness, it is safe to say Chen Hao, because he is indeed self-willed!When the band won the New Talent Award, he flew solo.You are right, him!one!fly!up!Because he felt that Fang Xing was too unreliable, isn't this self-willed?

But if you say that their relationship is not good, you are very wrong. Chen Hao has been doing well in the music world, but he still lives at Fang Xing's house, eating and drinking, and he is very worried about this little otaku. .In fact, it wasn't because of any respect from brothers and sisters, but because he was accidentally tricked into making an agreement by the wretched little otaku.That is, they are going to get married together!But Chen Hao has long been involved with the guitarist whose name was omitted. The two are really gluey. They have been in love for three or four years, and they are still in love now. They really want to go abroad to get married!But our little otaku is still single, and we don't have a partner yet!Who really understands his pain?I'm really in a hurry.

It's not that he hasn't thought about introducing someone to Fang Xing, but this guy really has too much taste, okay?What kind of beauties do you say you like that other big stars can't get you?But he doesn't like women!Forget it, okay, what kind of man you say you like, he can pick you out of the crowd, and I will help you break him if you don't bend him.But!This guy!Actually!like!rustic!petty!big!uncle! ! !Do you dare to be more obscene!Where did such a peculiar taste come from?You don’t love so many beautiful little girls, and you don’t like so many delicate young girls, you fucking like uncle! ! !This is simply unreasonable.And Chen Hao is a senior member of the Senior Appearance Association, and he is surrounded by top handsome guys, whoever he pulls out can make the little girl excited to orgasm, and make the young people spread their legs and wait/fuck?But it just so happens that there is no uncle!Not to mention the wretched uncle!It's so pitiful that he and their guitarist can't get married!The little bitch!

The more Chen Hao thought about it, the angrier he became, he couldn't help kicking him, this kick was a coincidence, Fang Xing died.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at ata at at a time! Why bother me to fight the BOSS when you go to find Lao Zhang! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Put the corpse on the ground, and wait for the nurse to show mercy and throw him a resurrection spell.

Chen Hao was a little guilty, but he refused to relax at all, "I just kicked you lightly, okay! Don't make excuses if your skills are not good enough! And please face my problem squarely, Fang Xing, you are not young Now, it’s time to find a stable job and settle down.”

Fang Xing threw the keyboard and collapsed on the ground, waiting to be resurrected, "I'm pretty good now, if I have money, why do I have to go to work! Also, young master, I'm a flower this year, so 25 years old isn't that old?" ? Is it okay for a man to stand at thirty? Why do you have to go out to work and get angry? I don’t lack that cheap salary.”

"I think you are the number two! And it's not easy for the number two to reach your level. You have everything but lack of heart!"

"You are the only one who is short-hearted, your whole family is short-hearted! Damn, I just need a man! Why can't you give me a wretched uncle when all the uncles have changed their handsome style these days? Leave a sexy uncle Is it so difficult to have a beard? I've been single for so many years, I'm so sad!" While talking, he rolled on the ground like a fool.Chen Hao deeply felt that this guy was hopeless, he was already ready to be a villain who broke his promise, and abandoned the original agreement that he and the guitarist would live together and fly together!But Fang Xing clearly knew where his weakness was, so he pretended to be pitiful, blinking with his big beautiful eyes, damn it, he just couldn't be cruel, what the hell.

In order to keep out of sight and out of mind, Chen Hao decided to let himself take a bath to calm down. This problem cannot be solved in one go, and he is already prepared for a long-term war of resistance.

"I'm going to take a bath first, you can slowly revive."

"Okay," Fang Xing glanced at the screen, the nanny's skill CD had passed and was reviving him, so he sat in front of the computer again, ready to continue fighting.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Before Chen Hao started to take off his clothes, he heard Fang Xing's screams like killing a pig again. No, this didn't seem to be screams, but...excitement?

Damn, the big boss was killed so quickly?This is not scientific.But besides the big boss explosion, what else could make Fang Xing so excited?

"Fuck, Xiao Hao, come and share your joy with me! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" Fang Xing slammed on the bathroom door while holding his notebook. Chen Hao had no choice but to turn off the shower, put on a towel and go out. As soon as he came out, Fang Xing excitedly rushed up and pointed at the screen and said to him, "Damn it, my god! God is finally going to give me a man!!!"

Chen Hao knew this was the case!So he glanced at the screen, his little heart couldn't bear it and jumped up violently, don't get me wrong, it's not that he thinks the person above is too handsome, but...

"Fuck, where did this caveman come from!"

"What's the matter with you! Do you have aesthetics? Do you have humanity? Are you a brother? Do you talk like that!" Fang Xing was very unhappy, but Chen Hao really couldn't understand the "caveman" on the computer screen ah!Look at that bushy beard and hair like a chicken coop, no matter how you feel like a savage!How long has it been since he tidied himself up?Chen Hao asked cautiously, "Have you finished fighting the boss?"

Fuck!Fang Xing was dumbfounded when he heard it, because he was waiting for the resurrection just now, and when there was a message notification sound on the notebook beside him, he glanced at it, and then saw his heavenly dish, and then he completely forgot about the boss.When he sits back in front of the screen again, he finds that he hangs up tragically again, but it doesn't matter, when he accepts his heavenly food, life will be perfect, and then he can fight the boss as he wants.

Yes, that's right, that's how willful it is!