After the vendetta

Fang Qi usually goes home on weekends, and the first thing he does when he gets home is to open the refrigerator, get a can of juice, and then take a beautiful bath.

Returning to the desk after taking a shower, he opened the game as usual and began to scan his daily routine. Luo Tang was called to a dinner party by the student union of the college. When he thought of Fatty Luo cheering among the soft girls, Fang Qi felt a little envious and jealous, so he pressed the keyboard hard when beating someone. Restarted, a battlefield was fought and 100+ kills were collected.

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Is there anyone who fights a war?

[Guild] [Mobei]: I

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: There are violent dps fighting big battles

[Guild] [Mobei]: ...

The one who spoke in the gang channel, the specific guy is the girl Fang Qi can't guess at all, first of all this is a loli number, and she loves kaomoji, at most 5 or more cute kaomoji appear in one sentence at a time, and at the same time Fang Qi Every time I see this account, I have never seen the same appearance, but I saw that the vest of this account is male in YY, and I can almost always see her kill screen in the gang channel. The most important thing is that she has a wife The regiment, seven or eight girls in the regiment... all, yes, grandma!

So every time Fang Qi sees this number, he feels complicated. He thinks that this number is definitely a man, but at the same time, he really hopes that this number is played by a girl.

In the end, Fang Qi's conclusion was that - dps with bound milk are enemies, and they should be burned!

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Is there anyone who fights a war?

[Guild] [Mobei]: Me! !

【Guild】[Watching from the sidelines]: Come to nurse, 4=1～(≧▽≦)/～

[Guild] [Mobei]: ...

Fang Qi opened the friend list, and it turned out that the IDs of the two friends were all dark, that is to say...he didn't even have to fight a big battle.

In fact, before he met Monan, he had no concept of dps. After all, he was just following along. Only after Monan pointed it out did he start to pay attention to his output.Monan also said that your pvp outfit score is so high, it is better to fight in military uniform, which is probably much higher than the dps of pve outfit, but Fang Qi is unexpectedly stubborn: "you have to wear pve equipment to play pve. It's a matter of attitude."

[Team][Monan]: With such low dps, you are shameless to play pve, which is also a matter of attitude.

Fang Qi angrily withdrew from the team.

In the evening, I received a call from my parents saying that they were going to visit my grandma’s house in the next city and would not go home on weekends. They told Fang Qi that there was no need to stay at the door at night.

"Brother, Mom and Dad said they're going to grandma's house and won't come back on weekends. What do we have for dinner?" Fang Qi knocked on the door of the study.

"Order takeaway."

"Hand-Pulled Noodle?"

"Can't you order something nutritious?" Fang He's eyes were bloodshot, "Or something like stir-fried vegetables."

"Why don't you go eat something good?"

"I'm busy."

"okay……"

Fang Qi turned around to go out to make a phone call, but Fang He stopped Fang Qi from behind: "Come with me to see the restaurant tomorrow."

"Why don't you wait for Dad to come back? I don't have any experience and I can't offer any advice."

Fang He looked up at Fang Qi from above the computer: "It's just a wedding banquet with me, it's not about killing you."

"Sister-in-law is going too?"

"go."

"Oh."

Fang He is ten years older than Fang Qi, and he opened his own design company, and Li Zhinian finally made an engagement and will get married in a few months, probably because the age difference is too large and Fang He is serious, so Fang Qi has been talking to his brother. Can't get close.

"Also, you stopped those games for a while, and I haven't seen you take a break since you got home."

"Replace the word game with smoking, and I'll give you back the original words."

"..."

Before Fang He could get angry, Fang Qi hurriedly slipped away by touching the mud under his feet.

Speaking of his future sister-in-law, Fang Qi admired this petite woman very much.In his memory, he rarely saw Fang He showing the legendary gentle smile, but whenever he was with his sister-in-law, Fang He was like a loyal dog. When his sister-in-law said to go east, he never went west.

Fang Qi was dragged up by Fang He early the next morning, and he drove him all the way to the hotel.Fang He was choosing the menu, Fang Qi was checking YY group news, while his sister-in-law sat on the sofa in the lobby and took two skewers of squid, worrying about which one to eat first.

"Fang He, which skewer would you like to eat first?"

"No string is the same."

"The left hand has more beards, but the right hand has less beards."

"Then eat the left hand first."

"But the left hand puts less chili."

"Then the right hand."

"Xiaoqi, do you want to eat?" Although she said so, the sister-in-law held the two strings of squid tightly, as if Fang Qi dared to nod, and she would directly put the bamboo stick into Fang Qi's stomach, so Fang Qi Shaking his head wisely.

After choosing the dishes, Fang He looked at his watch that the time was still early, so he asked Tang Qingming if he wanted to have a meal. Fang Qi saw that this posture was obviously that he thought about the world of two people, and immediately raised his hand to indicate that he had an appointment with his classmate. Now It's time to go one step ahead, Fang He nodded in satisfaction, and gave Fang Qi two Grandpa Maos to praise his younger brother for his correct choice in life.

It was just an excuse to say that it was an appointment with a classmate. Fang Qi looked through the address book for a long time, and finally decided that it would be more reliable to go to IKEA to eat meatballs by himself.

There are a lot of IKEA on weekends, Fang Qi dodges left and right and finally finds a seat where there is no one there. When he sits down and rubs his hands to prepare for the meal, suddenly someone next to him pats him on the shoulder: "?"

"Are you coming to eat meatballs too?" Chu Minghang who was sitting at the next table smiled at Fang Qi.

"Ah...well, I was doing some errands nearby just now, so I came here to eat."

"I accompanied the gay couple to buy things, I was too lazy to go shopping with them, so I came down to eat first."

"What a coincidence, I was with my brother at the engagement banquet, and then he and my sister-in-law were going on a date and kicked me out."

Chu Minghang showed an expression that I understood: "It's thanks to the gay couple moving out, otherwise every day when they go back to the dormitory, their heads will be full of pink bubbles."

"After they moved out of your dormitory, there are only two people left in your dormitory?"

"Well, and they probably won't leave bed, and the freshmen won't come in next semester."

"There are only me and Luo Tang in our dormitory, with two empty beds."

"That's really bliss."

While talking, Jing Xu and his boyfriend came down from upstairs, each carrying a bag, and with the other hand they pulled together without shy away from the eyes of others.

"Isn't this the homeless boy from last time? Let me introduce you. This is the Da Mao mentioned last time. He doesn't like people calling him by his real name, so you can call him Da Mao too. This is Fang Qi, and I will just call him Da Mao." Tell him, dare to grab food from Ah Ming!"

"Hello..." Because what Chu Minghang said was so impressive, Fang Qi couldn't take it back for a while, and his reaction was half a beat slow.

Da Mao nodded slightly: "Hello." At the same time, there was a sense of respect in his expression for some reason.

"Are you going back to school after dinner, or take a taxi together?" Jing Xu asked Fang Qi.

"No, I'm going home."

"Hey, are you a local?"

"My home is quite close to the school." If the school hadn't made it mandatory to live on campus, Fang Qi would have left school long ago.

After dinner, Chu Minghang and the others took a taxi and left first, while Fang Qi was waiting for the bus at the station while looking up how to play 25 people on the Internet.He has never played pve seriously, and he is still confused after reading the strategy. P1234 can't form an effective explanation in his mind.

When I got home and started the game, I found that Luo Tang was actually online.

[Friend] [Mobei]: I went to watch the 25-player guide today.

[Friend] [Luo Ji]: Are you burned by the heat?

[Friend] [Mo Bei]: No, I've decided that I'm going to book!If you don't play, you don't have pve equipment, and if you don't have pve equipment, you don't have dps!

[Friend] [Luo Ji]: What pve are you playing!

[Friend][Mo Bei]: The dps is low, I can't stand it

[Friend] [Loki]: You are so idle.

[Friend] [Monan]: It's really strange, do you want to come with me?

[Friend] [Mobei]: ...Why are you here?

[Friend] [Monan]: I thought you were telling me that you read the 25-player guide.

[Friend] [Mobei]: You think too much.

[Friend] [Monan]: With your dps, do you want to join the group as the corpse boss and get the equipment directly?

[Friend] [Mobei]: Where can a poor dog like me get spare money to be the boss of the dead body? ?

[Friend] [Monan]: If you don't mind, I can let you pay in installments, come on?

Fang Qi was a little moved.

[Friend] [Monan]: I support watching movies while laying dead. If you are bored, we can send a specialist to chat with you. The girl is quite cute.

Fang Qi swallowed.

[Friend] [Monan]: Oh, but the interest rate is 1:1

Fang Qi almost smashed the screen with a punch.

[Friend] [Monan]: How about this, you M [deputy leader], let him tell you, anyway, this book is also a garbage book, basically no one is going to book a group.

[Friend] [Mo Bei]: What?I think it's quite difficult according to the strategy, the old one and the others have been fighting for a long time!

[Friend] [Monan]: When did you see the post.

[Friend] [Mobei]: In January of this year.

[Friend] [Monan]: What a silly boy, why are you watching a strategy for opening up wasteland?

[Friend] [Mobei]: ...

In the end, Fang Qi went to hire a group. When he joined the group, the members were joking that there are still people who make this book. Could it be the local tyrant?So the group members chattered about who this client was, could it be the future wife of the group leader?

[Team] [Deputy head]: Kekeke, the customer has joined the team

[Team] [Team Member A]: Let me interview you, what is it that made you persuade the leader to give you credit!

[Team][Mobei]: Because I am poor

[Team] [Member B]: Could it be that he was taken care of by Brother Nan! ?

[Team] [Member C]: "Because I am poor", this reason is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

[Team] [Team Member D]: Sure enough, she looks like the head's wife!

[Team] [Mobei]: Can I quit the team?

[Team] [Deputy head]: I feel that you have retired now, and Monan has to chase you to collect debts.

[Team] [Mobei]: It really is the black gold group.

The group members in YY were in a commotion, but they didn't see Monan's vest appearing on the channel. Originally, the deputy group leader was waiting for Monan to go online while forming savages. As a result, everyone was almost assembled, and he didn't see Monan appearing.

"Wait, I'll call the team leader." After speaking, the deputy team leader turned off the mic, and came back 2 minutes later and said, "Okay, let's all join the team, Monan said that there is something wrong with the school and there is nothing to do." On the line, I command."

[Team][Member A]: It's ten o'clock in the evening. Who will believe Brother Nan if there is something wrong with the school→→

【Team】[Member B]: Vote for no belief→→

【Team】[Member C]: →→Me too

[Team] [Team member D]: I guess I'm going to hang out with my friends until late at night

[League member] [Deputy head]: ...You guys are enough, hurry up and join the book, okay?

I heard from the deputy leader that the team that is here to fight now is either to clear the CD, or to bypass all the previous bosses and only fight the last one for the orange weapon materials, and in a few weeks this group will not drop the materials, so now it is dedicated There are many groups fighting the last boss.

So Fang Qi committed suicide when he was in front of the boss, and then cut out to watch a movie, and then cut back to collect his equipment when YY called him.It's probably because of the red hand in life, basically every boss will drop his equipment, and it seems that he will have all the suits along the way.

Because it is a relatively simple book, everyone played very quickly. It was just around eleven o'clock when we reached the last boss. The deputy team leader asked nervously in YY: "Who is the first to enter the book today?" ?”

Fang Qi opened the microphone and said, "I'll go in."

"I feel...you are quite popular. If you can become popular to the end, I will offer you as a mascot."

"..."

[Team] [Member A]: The boss has a good voice, and I feel like he has attacked our team leader.

[Team] [Member B]: Why do I think Brother Nan is more aggressive?

[Team][Member A]: Why do you always go against cp with me? You see, when we discuss the leader and deputy group, you also go against me!

[Team] [Team member C]: Probably because the team leader is easy to attack and accept, he is a talent.

[Team] [Mobei]: ...

[Team] [Member A]: You can see that the ID also explains something, sit north and face south, and the north is in front!

[Team][Team member B]: Humans with fish lips, can they still attack after they are all in the north?

Fang Qi shook his hand and almost quit the team.

When everyone started fighting, Fang Qi cut out to watch a movie again, and from time to time he took a bite of the peanuts that were placed on the side, and it was so satisfying to cross his legs.After all, it was the final boss, so the fight was still a bit difficult. After destroying the group twice, the deputy head of YY yelled: "Don't roll and touch the boss!"

[Team] [Member A]: The sub-team should take it easy, the voice is hoarse

[Team] [Member B]: 82 points to surpass!

[Team] [Member C]: Damn why do I only have 1 point! ! !

[Team] [Member D]: [Member C] Hello, I am at 2 o'clock.

In the end, everyone rolled around, and the deputy leader at the highest point walked up the steps with trembling hands and came to the box, only to hear him take a deep breath. Heart-piercing shout: "I'm fucked!!", Fang Qi's cell phone rang.

Thinking about who would call when it was almost twelve o'clock, Fang Qi glanced at the caller ID, and it turned out to be Chu Minghang.

"Hey?"

"Hey, hey, is that Fang Qi?" Judging from the voice, it should be Jing Xu, still panting.

"Well, what happened?"

"I'd like to trouble you. Is there any hotel near your house? The one next to the school is fucking full. Da Mao and I can't hold Ah Ming any longer..."

"There are no hotels in the residential areas around here." Fang Qi complained, "What's wrong with you?"

"Ah Ming drank too much, the dormitory was closed again, and the hotel at the door was occupied by crazy couples, it's too heavy." Da Mao on the phone reminded Jing Xu to keep his voice down.

"Why don't you come and live at my house," Fang Qi suggested, "My parents are not at home, and my brother has gone to my sister-in-law's house."

"Okay? I'm sorry to trouble you, no, there's really no hotel? Da Mao and I have to find a place to live too."

"It's enough for you to live in. Come on, you can take a taxi from Community A, and the starting price is only the starting price. I will pick you up at the gate of the community."

Jing Xu's voice is full of hope for life: "Okay!"

Fang Qi put on the computer earphones again, and a song actually played on YY. Everyone clapped their equipment enthusiastically, and then excitedly swiped the World Channel to show off the fresh materials that just came out.

[Team] [Mobei]: I'm a little bit pre-determined, who is the money traded for?

[Team] [Deputy head]: Didn't Monan give you credit?

[Team][Mobei]: He also said 1:1 interest, I really bought it on credit, and bought gold.Hurry up and finish the deal and I'm going out.

[Team] [Deputy head]: Mascot, thank you for letting me see this thing for the first time in so many years.

[Team] [Mobei]: The mascot, your uncle!