After the vendetta

Fang Qi waited for a long time at the entrance of the community with his arms folded, but he didn't see a taxi, so he could only call Jing Xu to confirm.

"What about people?"

"Ah Ming vomited on someone else's car, and got out of the car after losing money, and now I'm driving the second car..."

"Can you see the M mark?"

"I can see, I can see!"

"Go to the intersection of M Ji and turn right, you can see the gate of the community, why don't you take a taxi?"

Putting down the phone, Fang Qi walked forward to meet them. After walking for a while, he saw three people crooked and huddled together, with Jing Xu and Da Mao on both sides supporting Chu Minghang who was basically unconscious in the middle.Da Mao was relatively short and couldn't use much strength, so he could only support Chu Minghang's right half of his body as much as possible. As for the main force on the left, Jing Xu, was already sweating profusely.

"you……"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my savior you are finally here! Come help me I'm dying of exhaustion!"

Fang Qi pondered for a while, and told Jing Xu that you should stay still here, and I will fetch the car.At first Jing Xu thought that Fang Qi was going to drive, and was so moved that he burst into tears, but after a while Fang Qi ran out of the neighborhood pushing the trolley in the supermarket.

"Here, bring him in."

"Where did you get it?"

"It's prepared by the community. Motor vehicles are not allowed in our community. The trolley is for the owner to push heavy things at home." Fang Qi made gestures to the trolley, then looked at Chu Minghang, "Is it big enough? Not enough and that A kind of flat handcart..."

"No, no, this is fine. You lift your legs and I lift your body, Da Mao, you drag the car and don't run away."

If Chu Minghang was still awake and saw himself being carried and stuffed into a small trolley by three people, he would have jumped up and picked something up and shot his head one by one. Unfortunately, he is sleeping like a dead man, being tossed and tossed No humming.It is also thanks to Jing Xu and Fang Qi that Chu Minghang, who is not short, can be packed into such a small trolley.

The security guard at the gate looked at the four people very suspiciously, Fang Qi shook the key card in his hand: "My friend, come here to stay overnight after drinking too much."

"..."

"Little brother, I just came out of the community, did you forget?"

"..."

"I have a key card and you won't let me in?"

The security guy was silent for a while, and could only answer: "The owner, please come in." There was a feeling in his voice, "The owner is careful, if there is any violence, we will call the police as soon as possible."

The three of them worked together to dump Chu Minghang out of the car and threw it on the floor of Fang Qi's house. It was already 12:30. The person who fell on the floor as if he was never ready to get up in his life.

"How much did you drink?"

"Forget, forget, I went out to drink with Mr. He..."

"I'm so drunk that the teacher doesn't care?" Fang Qi kicked Jing Xu, "Get up and don't block the entrance of my house, my brother can throw you out when I come back tomorrow. Go to sleep in the study."

"...Can I take a shower?"

"Oh, it's great that you still have the energy to take a shower, hurry up, you're disgusting with the smell of alcohol."

Jing Xu got up and pulled Da Mao staggeringly into the bathroom. Fang Qi was very worried, so he added: "Don't have sex in my bathroom!" Jing Xu answered him with a big belch.

"As for you..." Fang Qi picked up Chu Minghang, threw him directly on the sofa in the living room, and went to the kitchen to prepare a paper bag. He originally planned to put it next to Chu Minghang's head, but after thinking about it, he probably didn't notice it at all. This is a small paper bag, so I took the washbasin and placed it under the sofa.

Once again, I told Jing Xu and Da Mao not to make small movements in the bathroom, and go to the study room to sleep as soon as possible after taking a shower (from the analysis of the sound, the two should have slept in the bathroom just now). Wash up and get ready for bed.While brushing his teeth, he was still a little worried, so he leaned half his body out of the bathroom to see if Chu Minghang was still lying on the sofa.It was estimated that he would not vomit again for a while, so he went back to brush his teeth with peace of mind.

After finally hearing the sound of Jing Xu and Da Mao slamming into the study and falling safely on the bed, Fang Qi closed his eyes well, and sighed secretly: "It's not good for the real mother."

Fang Qi woke up very early the next morning - he was woken up by a loud noise.

"Who?!" He walked out of the bedroom, looked up and saw Chu Minghang lying on the ground with only half of his body visible, "Are you awake?"

"I..." Chu Minghang snorted twice, as if he was not quite sober, "Where is this?"

"My house." Fang Qi walked over and found that Chu Minghang was not just lying on the ground - he didn't know how to do it. The response should be the sound of his head hitting the glass of the coffee table during his unconscious period after waking up. "You...can you come out, do you need help?"

"Can you move the coffee table?"

"The coffee table is fixed on the ground, I can only drag you out by dragging your legs."

"..." After Mizhi was silent, Chu Minghang could only answer, "Help me, I'm stuck and I can't help."

While speaking, Jing Xu also came out of the study in a daze, and saw Fang Qi pulling Chu Minghang's ankle to pull him away, he was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing grandly.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ah Ming, you have this day too!!"

"Smiling fart!" Chu Minghang stood up angrily, tidying up the pleated T-shirt, "Why am I at Fang Qi's house?"

"You're going to drink to death on the wine table, and it's too late, so you can only come to Fang Qi's house, they're not far away." Jing Xu explained: "And yesterday was Saturday, and the small hotel opposite the school has You know how popular it is."

"……sorry to bother you."

Fang Qi dug out the sober medicine from the cabinet: "Fortunately, thanks to your wine quality is not too bad, I'll order some sober medicine for takeaway."

"Is there no one in your house?"

"My parents went out to visit, and my brother went to my future sister-in-law's." Fang Qi flipped through the menus of several restaurants, "Can you eat my ramen?"

"Is there any porridge or something...?"

"No, do you want porridge? Why don't I make it for you."

"You can?"

"Anyway, I can cook porridge."

So Fang Qi was washing rice and cooking in the kitchen, while thinking about whether to mix shredded potatoes or crispy cucumbers, he simply checked to see if the sauced beef from before was still there, and rummaged through boxes and chests to find ingredients.On the other side, Chu Minghang and Jing Xu were chatting in low voices in the living room, and their expressions looked serious. After chatting for a while, Chu Minghang got up and went to the balcony to make a phone call. After returning, his expression was obviously much more relaxed.

After breakfast, Chu Minghang helped wash the dishes, and not long after, he went back to school with Jing Xu and the others.

When Fang He came home, Fang Qi was tidying up the bed in the study room which Jing Xu and Da Mao had slept on in a mess. Usually only Fang He would sleep on the bed in the study room, so he asked a little strangely: "Did you sleep in the study room?" ?”

"No, some of my classmates got too drunk and couldn't get into the dormitory, so they came to stay overnight."

"Students don't study well in school nowadays, but they learn quickly when they drink alcohol."

"They seem to be out with the teacher, and I didn't ask why they drank like that."

"Have you eaten breakfast?"

"The porridge I drank... I rely on it..."

"how?"

Fang Qi looked helplessly at the cell phone under the pillow, "Jing Xu, an idiot, threw Chu Minghang's cell phone here again." Thinking about how he met Chu Minghang, Fang Qi felt that he was really with Chu Minghang. Hang (mobile phone) is destined.He didn't know Jing Xu's phone number, so he could only wait for Chu Minghang to call when he found out that his phone was missing.

Seeing that the clock still has time, Fang Qi opened the game and went online to clear his daily life.

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Are you the mascot online?

[Guild] [Mobei]:! !

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Don’t worry, I was also in that group yesterday (^0^)/

[Guild] [Mobei]: ...

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: There is mainly something I need to thank you for (;ω;｀), look!

As she said that, she released a large orange weapon that was fully refined and filled with eighth-level stones on the gang channel.

[Guild] [Mobei]: Did you take the picture for a long time?

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Yes XD, so I want to thank you~

[Guild] [Mobei]: What does it have to do with me.

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: You are the mascot XDD

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Just come to the battle [Orange Weapon][Orange Weapon][Orange Weapon]

[Guild] [Mobei]: 11111111

[Guild] [Watching from the sidelines]: Randomly come to violent dps in the war~(≧▽≦)/~!

[Guild] [Mobei]: ...

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Chu Minghang finally realized that his mobile phone was not with him, so he thought of calling it.Fang Qi explained the situation to him, and made an appointment to return to school for a while to give him a mobile phone. Chu Minghang was very helpless: "I bothered you yesterday and today, so I will treat you to dinner another day."

"It's easy to say, I can go back to school after five o'clock. Are you still in the classroom last time?"

"You can bring the dormitory here. I'm in Building No. [-]. When you arrive, call me and I'll go downstairs to pick it up."

"Okay,... ah, I have a call here, hang up first." Fang Qi hung up the phone, and found that the call from □□ was from the president, "What instructions does your lord have?"

"Xiao Qiqi, I have already reported the 5000 meters for you."

"My lord, I have been wronged! Do I have a chance to appeal?!"

The president seemed to be in a very happy mood, he smiled but answered undeniably: "No."

"..."

"It is everyone's responsibility to win glory for the academy."

"I……"

"Okay, let's abstain if it's a big deal. We are a liberal arts college, and we don't care much about the results of the sports meeting. We just need to do a good job in the construction of spiritual civilization."

"Can……"

"The big deal is to broadcast 'Fang Qi from the School of Management abstained from the 5000-meter event, and no one participated in the 5000-meter event from the School of Management'."

"Ah I……"

"Isn't it too late for you to transfer to another college, little brother?" The president's voice kept coming from the phone receiver, with a faint murderous look, "Run well, we won't force you, really."

Fang Qi bowed his head: "I would like to follow your lord's instruction..."

"Good boy, remember to come to Zha's freshman night self-study at night."

"Order!"

Fang Qi turned around and looked at the treadmill in the living room, feeling that he had something else to do.

"Brother - I'm back to school!"

Fang He was probably in a hurry to work again in the study, so he hummed to show that he heard it.

But when Fang Qi was putting on his shoes in the porch and was about to leave the house, Fang He suddenly rushed out from the study, grabbed his younger brother's arm, and asked word by word: "Yesterday, who stayed at home?"

"Me, my classmate."

"name."

"Chu Minghang, Jing Xu and... a man named Da Mao, I don't know his real name."

"First one, repeat it again."

"Chu Minghang..."

Fang He was thoughtful: "What a coincidence?"

"what happened?"

"Qingming's younger brother is called Chu Minghang."

"Impossible, sister-in-law's surname is Tang?"

Fang He replied: "Qingming takes her father's surname, and her younger brother takes her mother's surname. When I went to my parents-in-law's house, Qingming said that my younger brother was not at home when he was in school, so I didn't see him. What's wrong with you?"

Fang Qi raised his forehead and asked: "...my brother's wife's brother, what should I call him?"