After the vendetta

"Then you were scared back, didn't you?" Luo Tang sat under the air conditioner, with a bowl of ice porridge in his left hand and a watermelon in his right, with a smirk on his face, "Look at you!"

"He didn't tell me either!"

"Why should I tell you the first day I met you?" Luo Tang's mouth was full of watermelons, and he didn't forget to say, "Even if he is a gay, he is a low-key gay. Seeing your reaction, you keep saying that you don't discriminate. I think you have a lot of problems, obviously you have a different heart."

"Really, let me tell you that it's the first time I met you, and I don't know how to get along."

Luo Tang said disdainfully: "When the theoretical school meets the practical school, it will always show its flaws. Comrade, practice brings true knowledge, understand?"

"...What do you want me to practice, what true knowledge do you want me to learn?"

"The Buddha said: You must realize."

"Fuck you! Go write your loli novel."

"Don't look down on loli novels. I'll treat my sister to dinner when the manuscript fee comes down, and you can continue masturbating at the computer." Luo Tang said triumphantly, "Oh, right, isn't it the sports meeting soon? ?”

"Don't mention the sports meeting, do you know what the chairman wants me to report... 5000 meters!"

"Aren't you pretty good at it?"

"But I don't want to run."

During the first half of the freshman's morning exercises, the first half of the semester was long-distance running. In the second half of the semester, many students reported that running too long in the morning would make them tired and sleepy in the morning. In the second half of the semester, they changed it to doing radio exercises.At that time, Fang Qi had just joined the student union, and it was when he was supported by his seniors and sisters to do this and that. He ran around for a few kilometers in one morning, breathless, so he was stared at by the chairman this year. The boss urged him to sign up for the 5000-meter race at the sports meeting, and now Fang Qi ran away as soon as he saw the chairman swearing, and he could still hear shouts from afar behind him: If you don’t take the initiative to report, I will report for you!

"Based on your chairman's posture, I guess he will really report it to you. Our chairman is better, Wen Wen is so gentle."

"The soft girl from the Faculty of Arts is really fascinating."

"Fat and water don't flow to outsiders, I'd rather watch the girls sell each other domestically!" Luo Tang opened the game while speaking, "Have you completed the faction mission?"

"No, I was just frightened and came back to be appeased by the organization. I'm walking."

After sweeping around the missions of the field camps, playing two battles and strolling in the arena for more than a dozen games, Fang Qi stretched his waist and asked after all the fights, "Why do you go after that? Field scan?"

"Hey, I haven't scanned this for a long time, don't blame me for throwing it away when the situation is wrong, and you run away?"

"Then I'll show you the show of sweeping thousands of troops by one person, don't be too envious of my sharpness."

"Damn it, you can sweep away thousands of armies by yourself, so I can't help you with your red name."

Coincidentally, the two squatted near the camps of the opposing camps. When they saw the one who was alone, they rushed over to beat them up. If there were more than 5 people on the opposite side, they withdrew. After a while, they saw a purple name just resurrected from the camp.

"Luo Tang, have you seen that guy who just came back from resurrection?"

"I see."

"Fuck me, I'll go up and fuck him!"

"You can't wait for him to come out, there are still guards."

"My hands are itchy, he's on my list of enemies...I think it's uncomfortable if the purple name is not dark."

"... Oh day, go, if not, I will withdraw."

After that, Fang Qi rushed in like a runaway wild dog, and the enemy who was still meditating was crippled by Fang Qi before he was full of blood.But at least it was the resurrection point of the opposing camp. In the end, the enemy was not killed, but he was shot to death by the guards, and Luo Tang had already run back to the camp in a car with reduced injuries.

[Recent Chat][Red Name Armor]: A real warrior dares to break into the Red Famous Cave without milk. You are not brave enough to be a warrior.

[Recent Chat] [Red Name B]: Is this guy the black gold leader who was swiped a few days ago?

[Recent Chat] [Red Name C]: Seems like...

[Recent chat] [Mo Bei]: I'm not!The black gold one is called Monan, does it have eyes? ?

[Recent Chat] [Red Name A]: Are you in love?

[Recent Chat] [Mobei]: *I don't know him at all

The purple name M at the side scolded Fang Qi for being stupid, and then slapped his butt and flew away.

Fang Qigang was about to go back to the camp to continue dealing with enemies, but before returning to the camp, he saw Zi Ming resurrected by his side.

"Did he fall to his death?"

"Handless."

Then Fang Qi saw that Zi Ming flew out again, came back to be resurrected after a while, went out and came back several times, he almost cried out of laughter.

[Map] [Enemy]: [Monan]**Are you finished?

[Map][Monan]: It's not over, don't come to the mission point, come and kill once, I'll wait to see when you can kill me a bloody skin, come out quickly.

[Map] [Enemy]: **

[Map][Monan]: I have never advocated putting an asterisk, because I can't accurately express your retarded thoughts. In other words, I can't understand your father.

"Wait, isn't Monan in the same camp as him?" Fang Qi asked, Monan and them are in the opposite camp, that is to say, he and the enemy are in the same camp, how did they fight?

"It is estimated that this person also joined Monan to kill him." Luo Tang analyzed.

"I really have the courage to kill if I can't beat it."

Luo Tang looked back at Fang Qi: "If you're still lying down, don't talk about others, okay? If you still want to beat me, I'm going to eat."

"Da da da, I want to see how many times he can come back."

Having said that, Fang Qi immediately ordered back to the camp, and then quickly flew to a hill next to the opposite camp. When he was lying down just now, he found that the enemy had a habit. It may be to avoid accidental injury, so he chose to avoid the main entrance to fight. In the melee battlefield of Dezhenghuan, he directly flew to the top of the mountain to meditate before continuing to go to the mission point.

So he waited on this stone and saw that he flew out and immediately rushed up to beat down the enemy flying in mid-air. Although he couldn't kill him, he was half disabled. Qinggong fell down the mountain to his death.

[Map] [Enemy]: Two**

[Map] [Monan]: Your father said it, but I don't understand it.

[Map][Mobei]: Speaking in human language

[Map] [Monan]: Mr. Xingzhi, you are here too

[Map][Mobei]: Sexy hair!

[Secret Chat] [Monan] whispers to you: Are you beating him too?

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Monan]: Yes

[Secret chat] [Monan] whispered to you: Where did you beat him, not in the camp?

【Secret chat】Look at [Monan] and say: I am not a fool to enter the camp and beat me to death

[Secret chat] [Monan] quietly said to you: Oh, wasn't it you who was lying in the camp just now? Could it be that I misread it?

——It was actually seen! ?Fang Qi had an expression on his face like he was eating, and he rushed into the camp to beat people and was shot to death in a moment of brain fever, which sounded a little cowardly.

"Damn it, he actually saw it... It's a shame."

"It's okay," Luo Tang comforted Fang Qi and said, "You don't seem to have made a face in front of others. Either you made a typo, your dps is extremely low, or you are stupid. I guess people are used to your funny behavior. Strange."

Fang Qi secretly made up his mind to win back Yicheng, so he looked for Monan all over the map, but there was no mission point and no camp.

"Is it back to the main city?"

Sure enough, after a while, Monan started swiping the screen again in the friend channel.

[Friend] [Monan]: Come to the war casually 1=4444444

[Friend] [Monan]: Come to the war casually 1=4444444

[Friend] [Monan]: Come to the war casually 1=4444444

[Team] [Monan]: Welcome [Mobei] to join [Monan]'s team~!

[Team] [Monan]: Welcome [Luo Ji] to join [Monan]'s team~!

[Team] [Monan]: Who is this person?you know?

[Team] [Mobei]: Yes

[Team] [Monan]: Are you in love?

[Team] [Mo Bei]: Don’t just come and ask me if I’m in love

[Team] [Luo Ji]: Is my military uniform okay?

[Team] [Monan]: whatever

Here, Xiang Luotang rushed to look for the strategy of the war, and asked nervously: "Hey, which map is the war on? I really haven't been there!"

"It's on this map, why don't you know that there is a copy of this map when you're here all the time?"

"I'm not fighting over there!"

In the end, this is the way Fang Qi racked his brains to come up with a way to win back the city. He brought a big tit to show off. Luo Tang sarcastically said that you are a primary school student, and Fang Qi's face hurt: "I can't think of anything else. There is a way..."

"You fly the flag with him!"

"Wait until the big battle is over, first fight the big battle first..."

Luo Tang roared angrily: "I don't know how to fight big battles!"

"You just... whatever grandma you want, free..."

As a result, the battle went smoothly. Although Fang Qi's dps was still terrible, but this time Monan did not taunt, but ended the battle calmly. When the savages dispersed, he typed:

[Team] [Monan]: Big tits, my military uniform T, your military uniform tits

[Team][Luo Ji]: I was quite nervous in my first breast fight

[Team] [Monan]: Don't play PVE?

[Team][Luo Ji]: I won't fight with Mo Bei

[Team] [Monan]: I want to play pve some other day, come join me

[Team] [Mobei]: Black Gold Group→→?

[Team] [Monan]: I said that my computer was broken last time, and I sent them my salary.

[Team][Mobei]: No need, pve is too time-consuming, I don't want to fight.

[Team] [Monan]: Yes

[Team][Mobei]: If you have this time, why not go to the arena? Do you have a team and we can play 33?

[Team] [Monan]: I haven't played pvp carefully for a long time.

When Fang Qi saw this, he immediately became excited.

[Team] [Mobei]: Walk around, plant a flag in the main city to help you find your feelings.

"Watch me abuse him!"

"Why do you bother to make such a big circle, just ask him to plant the flag from the beginning..."

"If I don't feel abrupt when I bring it up, I have to follow his words."

Luo Tang spat out a mouthful of watermelon seeds: "That's the only way to chase girls."

"Hey, take care of me."

This was Fang Qi's first formal fight with Monan. The first two times were either a sneak attack or half of the fight was shot to death by the guards.The two people have the same occupation and the same equipment points, that is to say, who can really win depends on who can get the upper hand and who can control the opponent first and then how much blood can be laid with one set.

In the end, after a dozen or so fights, Fang Qi won a lot at first, and then Monan probably found his hand, and gradually Fang Qi struggled a lot.

[System] [Monan] defeated [Mobei] in the duel!

[Recent chat] [Monan]: Stop calling, go to dinner later

[Recent chat][Mobei]: You are also very sharp in pvp that specializes in pve

[Recent Chat] [Monan]: [Success!Thousands of people beheaded! ]

[Recent Chat] [Monan]: I am also a professional

[Recent chat] [Mobei]: ...

For some reason, Fang Qi suddenly felt as if he was juggling a kitchen knife in front of a butcher. He silently opened the list of achievements, and saw that his head count was far behind that of others.

"This can't bring back a city..."

"This gentleman is probably the messenger sent by God to hone your will, you have to bear with it."

"I……"

"Go offline and eat."

"Um……"

So Fang Qi felt more and more that Jiamonan Vendetta was the stupidest thing he had ever done since playing games.