The audience under the stage made me laugh

When Ransi came on the stage, he went through the script again and again with other actors on the side of the platform. He raised his head in the gap, and finally met a pretty girl who was dressed up. Before he could look away, he quickly lowered his eyes. He took out a pair of glasses and put them on, then started to sneak a glance at him again.

Ransi is in a complicated mood, Miss Xindao, your behavior is very strange, I suspect that you are my illegitimate son.Just because the girl got glasses, her whole temperament has changed a lot, and the group of young masters and young ladies would give inexplicable cheers and applause from time to time. I can't hear you from a distance.After a while, the group of children who were originally in high spirits suddenly quieted down, and the atmosphere was extremely dead, like a fierce little wild cat being pinched by the back of the neck, and suddenly limp.

Several ups and downs are amazing --- the psychological journey of this group of young masters and young ladies is really rich and colorful.

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The cloth hammer tied with red cloth hits the center of the gong circle, and the lingering sound spreads throughout the theater for a long time, resonating with the heart in the chest cavity, and there is a "buzzing" sound in the ear for no reason, and it is instantly focused All eyes.

A large group of "honor guards" lined up neatly, and the two leaders in the front each read out their own words, saying that when the flowers are full and the moon is full, they say:

Celestial Immortal Mansion,

The prime minister of the world.

If you are really rich,

Unless the emperor's house.

You see those two people holding their throats and making strange and high-pitched voices, saluting each other and politely saying: "Please!"

Pei Lishi approached, turned his upper body, whispered to the lord over and over again: "Today, the Lord Long Live and the Empress are going to the Baihua Pavilion to have a banquet. You and I will serve you carefully. The cigarettes are lingering, and the empress must be here too!"

The lord's name is Gao Lishi, he nodded when he heard the words, and added a note: "You and I will serve in different shifts."

They looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison: "Please!" After the words fell, they saw the willow waist and branches fluttering around the skirt, and there was a burst of fragrance coming towards them.The two of them smiled together, as if the old chrysanthemum had taken root beside their faces, and they walked up and down with small feet to greet the peach-blossoming lady.

Yuhuan's eyes were hazy, half-closed and half-opened, squinting her eyes as if enjoying herself, but she gave an order in a delicate voice: "Show me!"

Suddenly the two yellow tablets started, and Yang Guiren whispered softly about the beautiful scenery of the good day and the Guanghan Palace in the sky: "The ice wheel on the island first turned, and saw the jade rabbit turn to the east again. The ice wheel is away from the island, the universe is very bright, the moon is in the sky, just It is Chang'e Liyue Palace." Immortal Concubine rolled her eyes and glanced at the two eunuchs.

The two of them were startled, and they said together: "Your Majesty is a thousand years old!"

The nobleman snorted softly, lowered his eyes to admire the bandit's single finger, and spat out his red lips: "Erqing is flat."

Fang kowtowed again and said "Thousands of years", and then got up.

The empress was worried: "Sitting alone in the palace for several years, the holy car loved me first. It is so lonely in the palace, I let Chang'e sleep alone." Sigh and sigh, as if complaining, she slowly said, "My concubine is Yang Yuhuan, loved by the lord , hand-picked noble concubine, let alone that. Yesterday, the Holy Majesty ordered me to hold a big banquet at the Baihua Pavilion... Scary!" Yuhuan exclaimed, feeling bad, and hurriedly ordered, "Gao, Pei Erqing drive!"

Erqing was also shocked: "Lead the order!"

Then he moved to the Yushi bridge, and saw the gurgling sound of the water, and the sound of singing up and down, which was endless.Nowhere, a servant ran out, pointing at the fish swimming in the water, slandering the empress: "The golden silk carp will meet the empress!"

The empress widened her beautiful eyes, seeing the little Jin Zier playing in the pond and the golden silk carp floating on the water, showing some joy in his posture.

Pei and Gao Erqing took small steps forward and reported to the noble concubine in a low voice: "The Baihua Pavilion is here."

The flower hall is full of splendor and fragrance, but the empress is happy, but she is reported by the palace people: "The holy driver has transferred to the West Palace!" She thought she dared not hide it and couldn't hide it, so she appealed.

You saw that noble concubine's beautiful eyes and phoenix eyes suddenly widen, and you asked yourself: "Yesterday, the Holy Majesty ordered me to hold a banquet in the Hundred Flowers Hall. Hey, why did you drive to the West Palace today?" She thought carefully, and angrily scolded, "Oh, sorry it must be this Bitch|Human meaning! Oh, let him go!" Yuhuan sneered, and looked straight at the servant, "Gao, Pei Erqing will watch the banquet, and let your mother drink it herself!"

"Leadership."

The nobleman's mind is not in a hurry, and the servants have to make fun of it in every possible way. You see, the two eunuchs took turns to fight, and they turned their faces. We said that Erdeng stepped forward and changed the cup to make the empress finally open up twice and smile.Still complacent, he had a refreshing drink: "Your lady is not drunk enough, let's watch the big toast."

This "The Drunken Concubine" can be regarded as starting from here.Many spectators in the audience were also excited.However, this strange phenomenon happened all over the place --- you saw that Concubine Yang was holding the big toast, and the wine glass froze suddenly when she was holding the wine glass. The pause was not long, and no one was suspicious.The actor who played the role secretly thought something bad: something might have happened to his face!

The following drama about the noble concubine was very interesting, but it was not appropriate for the spectators to make "puchi" ridicules. One person started the show and did not cover up the rest.Ranan glanced at them distractedly for their reaction, and his heart sank even more -- he still expected his face to be covered with red rashes and swollen cheeks.

Shang Wenshui looked as usual in the audience, with a smile still in her eyes, she whispered in her heart: "Young Master Ranunculus is my lucky star, how can I laugh at him." Watching the show with a sullen face.

"Hua Shan really lost his sight in finding such an ugly man to sing. I think Boss Chai's vision is not very good. My father was deceived by him." Qu Qi squinted at the person who was concentrating on watching the play, mocking her affectation, "This His appearance is quite suitable for playing a clown, and maybe playing a clown is more promising. I think Nagao and Pei Lishi are quite suitable for his choice, and they must be better than women who can only mess around and have a heart like a snake. However, since Miss Shang is willing to watch Ugly people sing Huadan, I can't force others to change your 'hobby'." He spoke in a moderate voice, enunciating words clearly, and because no one spoke except for a few laughs, the actors on the stage did not agree with him. The dozen or so people sitting around could hear clearly.The boss had already spoken, and the people in the audience spread the word one after another, and it spread throughout the venue in no time.Master Qu in the back was originally happy to say that this is the right one, but unexpectedly such a mistake happened, and he stared at the stage with a gloomy face and eyes like a falcon.The band stopped at some point, Yang Guifei stood on the stage looking helpless, pitifully depressed.The accompanying actors behind him looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while.

In front of him, Shang Wenshui's ever-changing mouth corners seldom slid down, and his eyes that looked at the stage became deeper and deeper, as if suddenly poisoned and as if he had found a great opportunity to hide his ecstasy, his whole body trembled slightly with excitement , quite insane.

Qu Qi felt that this was the time when he was in the best mood today, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth again, putting on a modest and polite mask——Can't bear it anymore?Then go away, don't want to make a fool of yourself, and don't appear in front of me in the future.I only hope that you are smarter and retreat when faced with difficulties. Don't really name and name you and call you a clumsy, obsessive, and snake-like person to show your ugly face.

He was a man of conscience, to save her some last bit of face.

He looked expectantly at the trembling Shang Wenshui, and his eyes even sparkled, as if he was about to get rid of a big|trouble---also, as far as he was concerned, on the first day back to China, this was his last... The disappearance of the hated person is the best gift.

"No," Shang Wenshui's eyeballs protruded, and the whites of her eyes were filled with red bloodshot eyes in just a moment, terrifying and nervous, she pinched her kneecap that was almost necrotic, and pinched herself more and more to death like masochistic.The meticulous suit pants were ripped into crumpled ones.The whitish bones of the hand were about to break through the thin skin, showing the owner's ups and downs at this time, and his emotions were on the verge of a critical point, "No."

She suddenly pulled out a huge smile, the white teeth collided with the cold red gums to create the ultimate visual impact, which made people's heart suddenly constrict.She slowed down her tone, and her words were as obsessive-compulsive, and her low voice, which was originally necrotic, was sharpened: "How can I like such a disgusting actor! How can I like the garbage that my second brother hates! I... ...I only like the second brother..." She chuckled, blinked her eyes and thought she was weird, until she saw Qu Qi's thunderous and rainy side face, and then stubbornly continued, "I like the second brother The things my elder brother likes, and the things my second brother hates...garbage, garbage." She has gentle eyes, and the second half of the sentence is almost straightforward, saying her "love the house and the crow, hate the house and the crow" in a very calm tone.It was so strangely calm that it gave people the illusion that she had returned to normal.

Xiang Xiu minimized her sense of existence as much as possible, and tried her best to appease the repressed and almost mad Zhe Xia yesterday.The mind and body are extremely exhausted, and the mental exhaustion is severe, and I feel that my life expectancy will be shortened again.

"Let go!" Zhe Xia gritted his teeth yesterday, chewing a mouthful of silver teeth.

"Grandma, grandma, don't make a fuss here! I beg you!!! Let's wait until the banquet is over to talk about it? Grandma, you have pity on me, just bear with me for the last time, okay? "Xiang Xiu shook her hands to pluck the tigress's hair, to appease the other party's burning emotions.

"you……"

"Mr. Ranunculus, it was I, Qu, who saw you wrongly today, and came to you today. Please come down now, and don't ruin my son's banquet by shame." Seeing that the place could not be closed, Master Qu hurried to the stage. , One sentence interrupted what Zhe Xia was about to say yesterday, and also prevented the eldest lady from going mad in class.Master Qu's well-groomed and shrewd beard seemed to be about to explode at the moment. His face was as deep as water, his voice was stern, and he exuded coercion from the inside out.This was said to the 'Grand Concubine Empress'.

The "noble concubine" dressed in fine clothes is neither humble nor overbearing even if she is cast into the cold palace. She just stands there and does not want to fall down. She has the faint shape of a plateau poplar. He sings with a unique and magnificent voice: "The old ancestor set According to the rules, once a play is played, it must be sung to the end. Even if no one in this stage is willing to watch."

Yun Qingyi's strange temper came up again, and he felt a fire in his heart, and he wanted to set himself on fire on this occasion.

He is like a child who is sloppy, eats soft but not hard --- can you scold me if I eat your rice bran? The old guy thinks it is great to have a few broken money, so I sang that you can pinch it Die this palace? The rules set by my ancestors, you still want to break, what kind of onion are you, arty, old-fashioned, short-sighted, short-sighted, and not generous.

Although he didn't understand the source of his stubbornness at the moment, and who gave him the confidence, he still stuck his neck back and challenged the big boss who was hundreds of feet taller than him.Maybe it was because of the words of the ancestor, or maybe it was because of his insurmountable dignity, it goes without saying that this move is ridiculous and extremely stupid.

The Beijing rhyme is continuous, and the opera accent is inherently elegant and superior. This time he only said a word in the Beijing accent, but his aura was not inferior to the majesty of the old man. Instead, he was domineering and superior.

However, he has to pay a price for his arrogance, he has always understood this point, it's just that he can't go down the steps, he can't face himself!Where does an opera singer get so many dramas for himself? Do you think you are some kind of expert, and you think you can sing so well that people have to rely on you?I have money and power, and I can easily spend a penny to re-train an actor who is more talented, a hundred times stronger than you, and also obedient and sensible!

"Okay, okay!" Master Qu suppressed his heart and blood, and he sneered, "It's really worthy of being the number one celebrity in Xiangcheng, and I really admire this temperament! I, Qu, didn't grow up on a vegetarian diet." , I will leave my words here for today------if you continue to sing, I will guarantee that you will not be able to sing in the future!"

After a long time, so long that people thought that the proud and famous actor on the stage was frightened, froze, and petrified, he finally answered.This time, he used his original voice---his own, cold and aloof voice. He made a choice for his own future very calmly, and he said, "Okay."

Bengong has his own way of making a living.

But at the moment he is just an ordinary person.Answered an ordinary question as an ordinary person.That's all.

According to the rules set by the ancestors, once a play is opened, the singing must be finished.Even if no one is watching or no one is willing to watch it.This is the rules, without the rules, it will be impossible.So you can't break the rules even if you suffer.

No one dared to play an instrument to accompany him, so he sang "The Drunken Concubine" by himself, interpreting a generation of bohemian concubines.

Majestic, yet proud and honorable.

God bestowed him with a wonderful voice to make him a living tool in troubled times. He failed to make good use of the gift and wasted it. Today is the last time he will appear on the stage, so he has to cherish it!

His voice was steady, not trembling in the slightest, and he read the last words: "Go and go, go back to the palace! Tang Minghuang deceived his slaves and let down a good night. The deception made me want to be happy, long live, only to be deserted and alone Go back to the palace!" The breath gradually weakened, but the sound lasted for a long time, lingering in everyone's ears for a while, and then reluctantly disappeared.

The word "also" falls, and the accent beats.When the matter is settled, all thoughts disappear.From now on, I won't be able to hear Ranunculus Tsing Yi's Danjiao singing.

Ran Qingyi led a group of people to and fro in a hurry, they went on stage full of confidence and joy, and stepped down in frustration and embarrassment.It is said that she sang beautifully, but the audience laughed so hard, she was not a buffoon but she looked like a buffoon, and the imperial concubine was still drunk and ugly, without any sense of beauty.Turning the corner is the backstage. The people behind him dare not talk to him as a fool now, so they quickly passed him and ran into the back, as if they regarded him as a plague god.He was not in a hurry, nor was he angry or sighed. He just glanced at the stage covered with a brand new red carpet, turned around and stepped into the backstage.

What to do, what to do, still follow one's inclinations and be at ease with the situation.He tossed and tumbled in the gutter for a long time, climbed up, fell back again, but returned to the deeper darkness again, and was only ready for the next climb.It is impossible to seek life and death. The world is so big, there is always a flat paradise that can accommodate him and accept him.

Before the red curtain was lifted, a crisp and loud applause could be heard from a long distance away.Listening to it, I knew that I had exerted a lot of force, and I must have been angry.Ransi smiled, but didn't stop, and didn't turn his head.

The mood is getting better and better, and it is extremely pleasing.Ha, that lady with glasses did it too------

Do whatever you want, whatever happens to you.

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There is no way to go here, but who else is there for me?