The audience under the stage made me laugh

That slap was not Shang Wenshui who was a demon, and the person who slapped him was not Master Qu or Young Master Qu.The former Grandma Hong felt that there was no need to argue with a crazy woman, and the latter, Mr. Qu, couldn’t bear to beat up a junior or his own precious son. As for Mr. Qu, who would he be as a troublemaker? Want to fight?It would be nice if someone didn't hit him.

So the one who got slapped was Qu Qi, and the one who got slapped was Zhe Xia yesterday.

Mr. Qu still couldn't escape being beaten, even though he was the host of the banquet.Sister Xiu was so exhausted that she almost died on the spot, and she still couldn't hold back Grandma Hong who was going crazy, so the loud and clear slap included Grandma Hong's frustration from hearing Xiang Xiu's secret criticism to her idol being killed by Qu The grievance that the master scolded in public without saying a word, and finally left with a sad expression, all these monstrous|angerous pressures on her heart were all poured into this slap, and flung it comfortably and freely on Mr. Qu's handsome face.It successfully took away his high-end foreign style and high-grade gold wire edge, and successfully made his glasses fly farther away, and the fragmentation was more thorough.

The operation was done in one go, with the momentum of a woman who would not give in to her eyebrows, the brows were full of heroism, as if there was a raging wind around her, and she mercilessly dealt a heavy blow to the proud and noble Mr. Qu, causing him to knock his teeth on the mouth Bian Er soared out a line of healthy red blood as a big gift, and the farce just came to an end.

Fortunately, Grandma Hong didn't have the habit of doing manicures, and Ping'er didn't like the aesthetics of Sai Awl with long nails, otherwise he would have to make five bloody cuts to disfigure Qu Qi.

Qu Gongzi took out a square handkerchief from the suit pocket on his chest with no expression on his face -- it was just a decoration, but who would have expected it to come in handy -- he wiped the blood stains from the corner of his mouth , without even looking at the crowd, he left behind his father and the stunned visitor behind him with big strides.Since the master left, everyone at the banquet could not be driven away. Master Qu made up his mind and borrowed the microphone to say some polite words to expose the matter.

After he got back to his seat, a young man walked up to him before his ass was hot. It was Xiang Xiu.He followed Zhe Xia yesterday not far away.Master Qu obviously noticed it too, and he couldn't hold back his face, but he couldn't lose his temper at Xiang Xiu, and his face turned livid in the end.

"Uncle Qu," without the troublemaker Qu Yanba present, Xiang Xiu regained her innocence and smiled brightly like a flower, "Xia yesterday she was not feeling well, so I will send her back first. Although It’s really ignorant to say to leave so early, but after all, the body is the capital of the revolution. When I have time in the future, I will definitely bring my best supplements to compensate you! Uncle Qu forgive me.”

The so-called 'stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling face', everyone said that you can't stop it anymore, Master Qu's face softened a little, and he put on a kind expression again: "Okay, okay, is it okay for the little girl of the Zhe family? If it's serious, take her to the hospital, you boy, take care of her more, don't just pay attention to yourself." He patted Xiang Xiu on the shoulder, "You should also eat more nutritious food, you can see that you are fast It's as thin as the girl's, don't let your father not give you food."

"No, no, my father loves me so much. I can't eat anything in my bowl!" Xiang Xiu grinned and complained, amused Master Qu, "I just don't gain weight, no matter how much I eat It's like this... Damn, who can blame this? You can't blame me!" He started making jokes again.

"Well, I don't blame you, go ahead. The little girl from the Zhe family is still waiting for you there." Master Qu was cheerful, as gentle as Maitreya Buddha, and he couldn't see the slightest gloomy just now.

Xiang Xiu nodded, the smile on his face remained the same, he said in his heart that this old man is really good at acting, and he was really scared that the whole family surnamed Qu was so good at acting.

"I often come to play with your second brother. He has just returned to China and has been abroad for many years. I'm afraid he won't be able to get used to it for a while. You juniors take him around more and get closer to him. Me, As long as Xiaoqi is safe and sound, I, Qu, will be very grateful, thank God!"

Xiang Xiu listened to him patiently, looking very well-educated and well-behaved: "Okay! Yan...Second brother is my childhood friend, so I will naturally get close to him, besides, you always talk .”

"So it's settled?"

"It's settled, it's settled, don't worry. I'm leaving!"

"Be careful."

"Put your heart back in your stomach!"

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Originally, Ranunculus, who took the lead at the beginning, had a special good seat for rest after singing, but who expected such an accident to happen.Not only did he not play well in the first round, but he almost screwed up the banquet --- or it was already messed up. It was only the first show, and the owner of the banquet was slapped in the face. He left without saying a word.The protagonist is gone, what's the point of this banquet?It's just screwed up.

So now, just wait for Ranunci and the group of people he brought over to quickly pack up and leave.On the way to find his wing, I ran into Boss Chai, and the other party's face was not very pretty. Seeing him, he wanted to kill him with his eyes, and his eyes were full of resentment.

It also made him miserable, Ransi sighed in his heart.I don't know how much money the other party will have to pay back after making such a fuss.

"Hey, isn't this Ranunculus Tsing Yi, oh no!" He yelled Ranunculus four times eccentrically, with colorful expressions on his face, and then he seemed to realize something terrible, slapped himself in a hurry, squeezed his throat and screamed softly , "No, no, it's not Ranunculus Tsing Yi, it's Xiao Ranunculus." He raised a kind smile, "I'll just stand here and wait for you. Why did you come? I've been waiting for a long time, and my legs are numb. , your concept of time is too bad, you really need to change it!"

Every day he got up an hour earlier than others, and this morning he arrived an hour earlier than the female star next door, Mr. Ranunculus looked at her with a half-smile, but didn't speak.

Boss Chai twitched the corners of his mouth, averted his eyes from Ransi with a thick skin, and stubbornly insisted on his point of view.Ransi smiled helplessly---Boss Chai is really a real person, he puts everything on his face.Likes and dislikes are so distinct, I really don't know how to evaluate him.And let's treat him as a good person, after all, the other party just beat him up with their mouths, and without so much money, he has to let him have a good time.It's really good when people don't fall into trouble.

Seeing Ransi swallowing his anger, Boss Chai slackened his chubby body, which was originally chubby and tensed on purpose. He sighed and waved his hand at Ransi: "Forget it, I'll be a human being, and I'll leave it alone. Don't make fun of you, you probably will feel worse next time than now. Don't blame me... Hey, tell me about you, what a show you were on stage just now! The old man has spoken, you have to do it for a bastard The rules offend a big man! I have been a person for most of my life, and I have never seen such a pedantic fool like you. Damn, tell me about you... But what should I do, will my future be ruined now? You're so stupid, so stupid, so stupid!" He scolded Yunsi while feeling sorry for him ruining his good future.

Ranunculus does not show mountains and dews around, but he is happy in his heart---see, he can still see people, Boss Chai is a good person.

"The ancestors left behind..." He thought for a while before refuting himself, but was interrupted by Boss Chai pretending to be expressionless.

"Okay, you! Don't talk about your ancestors, your ancestors died hundreds of years ago, and now your living ancestors are those big bosses, silver dollars! Wipe my eyes clean, look for it Who is your father?"

Ransi lowered her head and seriously responded to his preaching: "Okay, I will wipe my eyes clean." Why do I wipe my eyes? My heart is like a bright mirror.

Boss Chai was left speechless by what he said, and stared at him for a long while, but Ruansi felt that he was looking at a fool. Sure enough, the other party was defeated first and said in frustration: "What an honest man, so obedient, Why didn't I kill you..." He sighed one after another.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the 'hodgepodge' room," said Boss Chai, no different from a wilted persimmon, "the same sentence, 'Don't blame me', people are not for themselves, and heaven and earth are destroyed. Don't make troubles if you make troubles. If I don't make a statement at this time, my theater will have to close down next week."

The two talked while walking, but Narushi didn't answer for a long time.Just when Boss Chai thought he would not respond again, he was caught off guard and opened his mouth.He said: "I don't blame you, I understand what you said," Ransi laughed at him, and then said to him solemnly, "I should be the one thanking you...Thank you, Brother Shengping."

Boss Chai's real name is Chai Shengping.He was stunned for a moment, because since he developed, others called him Boss Chai and complimented him, so he became the "Boss Chai" who was always concerned about money, not the "Boss Chai" who started from nothing but failed. Fat fat'.He sighed again and said to himself in a low voice: "You, you... you know nothing... damn, you can get away... tell me about you... hell, it's a pity." He looked at it with complicated eyes Ransi with a sincere smile said, "I collected the things for you, one piece was not left behind, and it was in order. You have to return my favor and sing a song for me alone! By the way, don't even think about it on the stage." Already!"

"it is good."

The "hodgepodge" room is actually not far from his original wing, and it takes a while to talk.After a scene, there was a lot of noise inside, shoulders rubbing elbows, and the smell of human flesh rushed to the face.Boss Chai suddenly approached him mysteriously, and whispered to him: "I saw it when I was packing up. The rouge I gave you is the original one, but I lifted the cover and saw that something is wrong inside." "He looked around for a while, "the rouge was poured with a layer of honey, which is weird." He looked at the red and swollen cheeks of Ranunculus with strange eyes, "You should be allergic, it's nothing serious, but It happened that I made a mistake while singing in an opera, and I'm afraid I was punished before. You, Ping'er, pay more attention to the people in your troupe, you treat them as your own, and they may not treat you as your own."

Honey?Ransi frowned: "Thank you." No wonder he felt that the rouge was abnormally sweet, and it was much more delicate than the best rouge he had ever used, so it was poured with honey.He also thought it was a brand problem.

Honey is a precious commodity nowadays, it can be eaten and used.Ordinary people can't afford it.However, some big-name people can squander it casually, and there are many uses including using honey to wipe their face for beauty.But I have never heard of pouring honey in the rouge. When applying the rouge, it is rubbed with honey. The honey dries up and sticks to the face and damages the skin. Those celebrities and singers would not do such troublesome things.so……

"Take care." Boss Chai urged again.

Ransi still nodded: "That's right, I will take off my clothes and makeup later and go to your back kitchen to pour some dishes. Before I came out, I promised a kid in the gang that I would bring him delicacies from mountains and seas when I came back this time." Try something new."

"You, you, you... Didn't I just tell you to treat the people in the team, where are you listening to me! The left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, ah?" He was so angry that he was so weird. man!

"Is it done?" Ransi asked again.

"Cheng Chengcheng! I've spent so much money, what's the leftovers?"

The two then parted ways.

Ransi screamed and stepped into the backstage, and the noisy voice disappeared instantly with his arrival, as if someone had pressed the silence button.

"What's the matter? You are busy with your work, what are you doing in a daze?" Ransi was puzzled, and reminded, and a group of people who seemed to have taken the elixir of wisdom returned to their work in a daze, but no one Speak up.And no one is willing to be happy again, ignoring the corners that have not been unloaded, leaning up to him and calling him "Brother Ranunculus", or eagerly presenting him with a hand-warming leather bag.

It was right for Ransi to comfort him, and they probably resented him, mocked him, and pitied him in their hearts.Blame him for ignorance of good and evil, mock him for being overwhelmed, and pity him for his uncertain future.He finally understands what is meant by "it is easy to go from simple to extravagant, and it is difficult to go from extravagant to simple".What he thought he didn't care about or didn't need, had actually quietly become an inseparable part of his life, how could he get used to them suddenly disappearing?

Habits are a terrible thing.

People's attitude towards Ranunculus is the same as when he stepped down, avoiding it, lest it will hurt the fish in the pond and catch fire.

People are almost gone.Seeing that the last person besides Ranunculus was about to run out, Ransi finally stopped him with a cold voice: "Zhu Xiaojiao, please stay here."

Zhu Xiaozuo is a nickname, similar to "silly boy", because of his distinctive features, he is called out by people, and after a long time, he no longer uses his original real name.This Zhu Xiaojiao was the buffoon who played "Gao Lishi" in the scene just now, and he was also the one who had informed Ranunculus that the rouge had landed and then gave him the rouge box doused in honey.

After being called to stop, the big tall man froze in place with the naked eye, and it had nothing to do with him, even a fool would not believe it.

Ranunculus sighed.

Zhu Xiaojiao didn't look back, a man who was stronger than Ransi bumped into Ransi but his voice was trembling, he said------Brother Ranunculus, don't force me.I have no choice but to blame you for meeting a bastard who can do anything.

He froze.