The audience under the stage made me laugh

Xiang Xiu occupied three seats by himself, one in the middle was not enough, and there was still room for his arms on both sides.Seeing a person strolling not far away, he not only retracted his arms, but also moved his butt generously, giving up his seat to the other party.Seeing that the other party was expressionless, he glanced behind him twice, and then pretended to be confused and asked knowingly: "Why didn't the second younger sister come here? Didn't I ask you two to come over to watch the play after a good talk? This man is a rich man. It’s not clear that she’s sitting in that corner watching the show,” he folded his arms and said meanly, “It’s such a pity.”

Qu Qi swept across the three chairs, his face seemed to be frozen with icy scum: "Did you take me to see her on purpose?" After he finished speaking, he felt that asking this question showed that he had no brains, so he simply sat on the chair offered by Xiang Xiu Sitting down, he stared at the stage without saying a word, completely ignoring Xiang Xiu, and letting him act as a monster.

"Mr. Qu, isn't he pretending to be handsome?" Xiang Xiu winked at the air, "After all, she was the girl who saved your life. Hey, you don't usually pay attention to being a gentleman in front of women. Avoiding the appearance of snakes and scorpions?"

Qu Qi glanced at him, smiled back, stepped on the other's shiny leather shoe mercilessly, and asked with his funny expression: "A pervert, you say she is a woman?"

He avoided the matter of Shang Wenshui saving his life, but unfortunately Xiang Xiu didn't notice ------

He squeezed the upper, looked distressed at the leather shoes with printed soles and muttered in a low voice: "It's a new one, just bully me for being rich and generous!" After regaining his senses, he responded to Qu Qi, "You are not right. Well, even if a person has a brain problem, he is still a girl. If a girl is a girl, he should be pampered and coaxed. How can there be a double-standard person like you..."

"Why don't you hug her and give her a kiss, after all, she's pretty good looking?" Qu Qi looked at him with a half-smile.

Xiang Xiu tilted her head and thought about it seriously, then shivered with lingering fear, and said cautiously: "Forget it, I have a bland taste, and I only like girls with sweet voices."

Qu Qi pulled back, and the corners of his mouth regained a little curvature.The two chatted for a while, and all the people in the venue were seated safely. At this moment, there were a group of boys and girls behind them, which was the group who were chattering just now.The "early bird" girl happened to be sitting in Xiangxiu's back chair.Seeing that Qu Qi didn't pay any attention to his meaning, Xiang Xiu turned around and chatted with the back of him.

"Little sister, do you know who is going to be on stage in this big battle?" Xiang Xiu opened her eyes and talked nonsense, using the information she had heard earlier to start a conversation with the girl, but unexpectedly met someone who had dug deeper than him. As soon as the pungent little sister mentioned the upcoming Young Master Ranunculus, her whole body softened instantly, and her tenderness seemed to flow like water. Looking at Xiang Xiu, her eyes seemed to overflow with pink hearts, and her admiration was beyond words, as if she had been brainwashed by the rightists.She has obviously worked hard and done research on this person's trip, but when Xiang Xiu provoked her, she kept talking non-stop, and asked Xiang Xiu a few words from time to time. In the past, I pretended to be bullish like "I also know a lot, we are like-minded, and my relatives have met each other late, I know everything and I understand everything", but under the passionate questioning of the other party Decadent, like a defeated chick, his face turned paler and his blood bank was exhausted.

Qu Qi sneered in his ears, Xiang Xiu glared at him, racked his brains to recover some blood, and called the other party's nickname with ease: "Grandma Hong, have you heard of Pueraria lobata?"

Grandma Hong's full name is Zhe Xiayue. Because she said "red is red" and has a bad temper like an old man, she got the nickname "Grandma Hong", which is not big or small.

She slammed the chair (no table), and her voice was crisp and clear, which immediately attracted the attention of a group of peers: "Why haven't I heard it!" Pick up a pair of black-framed round glasses and put them on. The unstoppable light of wisdom shines through the thick glass at the bottom of a vase. You look like a stupid idiot reading books, demure and elegant, Miss Jiaoman's boldness is gone.

Xiang Xiu suspiciously followed her fiery eyes and turned her head to look at the eyestand, then suddenly realized, she turned her head and looked at Zhe Xia yesterday's glasses: "Come on, you red grandma, why are you pretending to be a lady, these glasses are so ugly, come on!" Come and take it down to release your beauty and your nature, don't suppress yourself!"

Zhe Xia slapped his hand away with a stern face yesterday, her tone of indifference seemed to be a different person: "Shut up, don't affect me seeing my idol."

"You look so ugly..." Xiang Xiu murmured softly, clutching the back of her hand that was opened mercilessly, but she couldn't get a look from the red grandma who was thinking about it, "A woman's heart... just like the surface of Jiang Hai, In the blink of an eye, it transitions from calm and calm to rushing towards you with unknown broken walls and ruins, drowning you, abandoning you, making you another member of the rags, and then rushing to the next unlucky village..."

"Xiang sir, please shutup, OK?" Zhe Xia had a teacher's smile on her face yesterday, she was as amiable as a spring breeze, and was forced out of a shy foreign language by Xiang Xiu's sudden art, and she actually uttered a sentence without language problems.

Xiang Xiu raised his arms again to signal that he would admit defeat, and obediently closed his mouth, expressing to Zhe Xia the long speech that he had not yet spoken in his heart --- his own literature and art. first time.Grandma Hong is not interested in the other party's affectionate and rippling eyeballs, and she has failed in matching --- she feels that Xiangxiu's eyeballs have twitched.

Here sister Xiu finally closed his mouth, and Grandma Hong persevered in opening her golden mouth again, and said what he didn't want to hear under the eyes of sister Xiu: "Pudzu, also known as ranunculus. It is a perennial deciduous shrub, It belongs to the vine of herbaceous plants. The stem spreads and is slender, and the leaves turn red in autumn. It also has a moving scientific name called "Gook Kiss". Although its roots, stems, and leaves are highly poisonous, they can be used as medicine. It is the main flavor of a good prescription that can cure all diseases." Her tone was firm but gentle, and after a short pause, she praised eloquently, "And Mr. Ranunculus Tsingyi Ranunculus, who is well-known in Xiangcheng today, is named after him. The word 'rununculus' refers to 'hook kiss'. Just like the tenacious vitality of this plant, Mr. Ranunculus has the same character as it, and has two extraordinary rhymes (yun) --- the background He is a talented opera artist, God not only gave him a beautiful body, but also gifted him with a unique and beautiful voice. The former makes him suitable for the stage, and the latter makes him belong to the stage."

Her eyes sparkled brightly, and when she talked about Ranunculus, she was so eccentric that she actually attracted a small group of officials and rich children who couldn't help but listen attentively.Even Xiang Xiu didn't repeat the story and make jokes.

"His kindness under the ice is like the vitality hidden under the poison of the kiss. The two of them complement each other and are symbiotic --- Mr. is not only singing about his own reputation, but also leading Blindly niche 'poison|medicine' came to the table, allowing the majority of people to be cured, so that the raw jade will no longer be dusty when it sees the light."

Scattered applause came from her ears, as if infected by her excitement.Grandma Hong's confidence doubled, and she was about to start chatting again, but Xiang Xiu, a guy who couldn't bear the loneliness, took the lead: "'Buttercup', I know that. You must know about the direction of the second (money) of medicines." I am clear."

He wasn't looking for something, but he wanted to show his eloquence like Grandma Hong. Zhe Xia raised his chin at him yesterday to signal the other party to speak quickly and fart quickly.

Xiang Xiu made a sign of driving away with his right hand, but he once again showed his charming and charming features in his mouth: "My family is a medicine shop, and the direction of the medicine is self-determined. The second front (money) of the buttercup refers to "future" respectively. ' and 'sell money'. Grandma Hong also said a series about the former just now. You must have already experienced the popularity and popularity of this medicine, and the future of its big sales is certain. Besides, I didn't know who it was, Mr. Ranunculus a few years ago. The illegitimate fanzi has heard that he loves the drug "Hook Kiss". Yirun Gongzi is well-known in the industry, and also has the reputation of "this song should only exist in the sky, but how many times can we hear it in the world". How many people are willing to praise it? Let him sing a few more songs to his heart? After knowing his hobby, he will not compete to buy gifts. This is the foundation for its big sale." He deliberately put off the trick, pretending to be unable to get up at a stretch It seems that the small crowd is anxious --- except for Grandma Hong who is a fanatic fan of Ranunculus, there are also many people who are involved in the music and art circles present. They have heard of Ransi. Everything, all pricked up their ears to listen.There are also those who were just pulled into the water by Zhe Xia yesterday, and now their hearts are itching, and they want to hear the follow-up, knowing the "chain reaction"---Xiang Xiu came up in one breath, and began to say, "This... ... There is a theory of cause and effect in everything. The big sale of buttercups is not only the result of the big fire of the ranunculus, but also the reason for the increase in the price of buttercups. It can be said that the transformation is rapid. If you have family members who are also in the medicine business, you must have heard this sentence --- "Danggui is more expensive than ginseng, and the living medicine can cure the disease." He glanced over Quan Er found that quite a few people began to nod frequently, "These words are also clearly explained, so as far as this hook kiss is concerned, the selling price is also astronomical. What Grandma Hong said is true, four buttercups He is a conscientious person after getting it in the open. But compared to the sky-high price of kissing, the common people must still love the unknown Buttercup. But if we want to blame, we can only blame the heartless illegitimate meal, right? Young Master Ranunculus can only be regarded as lying on the gun innocently," Xiang Xiu sighed maturely, and was just short of stroking his beard, "So, through this matter, we can draw a conclusion that has never changed since ancient times. , The truth that has been admonished thousands of times by the predecessors---be low-key and do things high-key." Yan Guan applauded himself at first, and was complacent about the logical remarks he analyzed.

Zhe Xia picked up the big knife in his heart yesterday and then put it down, and sighed helplessly after listening to Xiang Xiu's words --- this guy looks weak, but his mouth is strong, so you can't accept it.After some remarks, the meaning of criticism and condemnation is to criticize and condemn --- first suppress the desire, then raise it, then throw it after holding it, and feed a sweet date after the fall to appease your heart on the verge of rage, saying that you are right and wrong It's someone else who is nice to you, bad, it can be said to be... watertight.Zhe Xia sighed again yesterday. Sister Xiu taught her a lesson, teaching her that 'a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and sea water cannot be measured'.

She didn't make a sound, but there were sparse applause again around her.

"Okay, okay, I didn't say that your idol is not good, don't be so sad, the red grandma is really cute if she is beautiful and pungent, quickly take off those broken glasses, eh Well, it's really... so ugly! Look how foreign-looking Mr. Qu is, what about the golden silk border, you are a girl... learn from others, don't be like a rough guy who can't dress up..." Xiang Xiu broke away from the solo show and became a mother-in-law again. Except that her mouth was still full of venomous tongue, she couldn't tell that it was the eloquent and eloquent younger brother just now, and now she still wanted to pick off Zhe Xia yesterday's glasses. Son.

"Ginseng's 'hook kiss' that is better than ginseng?" The sudden noise stunned the two who were fighting, and they both looked at the original silent speaker.He didn't look at the two of them, but seemed to penetrate the crowd, looking at a place not far away, the figure who was stumbling and slowly walking here, the voice was like a sharp ice knife, and the conclusion was mean and cruel, "It's so stupid. .”

The applause suddenly disappeared in a tacit understanding, and radiated around Qu Qi as the center. Even the atmosphere in the entire area of ​​officials and rich children was slightly stagnant.

There was a crack in the cheap smile on Xiang Xiu's face that had never changed for thousands of years. He greeted the grandson Qu Qi thousands of times in his heart, and quickly glanced at where his grandson was looking, and scolded the comer again in his heart. Showing head, if you have a knife in your hand, you can't wait to hack the opponent to death immediately.With all her breastfeeding anger, Zhe Xia, who was about to blow up the theater on the spot, pushed back on the chair yesterday, and then bluntly resumed her smile to make a joke, trying to turn around the embarrassing situation.However, it seemed that in just a short while the other party consciously sped up his pace, when Shi Xiangxiu raised his head, she, who was faltering, was already in front of him.

Shang Wenshui folded his left and right hands on the man's cane, smiled purely, lowered his head and looked directly at Mr. Qu sitting on the chair calmly.Ignoring the man-eating eyes of the other party, he uttered a gentle tone with a hoarse throat, but his soft and slow words made people shudder: "I heard that Uncle Qu invited the famous actor of Ranunculus today. I heard that he is both talented and beautiful. I couldn't bear my curiosity in the corner, so I went to the front to see if I could find a seat with a shy face. But how do I know... Ha, second brother, among these three chairs, the last empty chair is specially given to Did I put it on?" She looked very happy, and she smiled more and more, "Then it's a good thing I'm here, otherwise it would have chilled my second brother's heart."

Qu Qi didn't reply to her, or to be more precise, he hated her so much that he didn't even want to give a word to this perverted pervert.If it weren't for all the foreigners here, he would unceremoniously belittle the other party to the point where he feels ashamed.

Zhe Xia looked at Xiang Xiu yesterday, but inexplicably two foreign words appeared in his mind --- arrogance and prejudice.

Shang Wenshui took a step forward, and Qu Qi took a step back, unwilling to touch her at all.Shang Wenshui didn't care much, and muttered in a low voice: "It's all thanks to the famous actor Ranunculus, he is really a good man, and he is my lucky star."

Of the three chairs, Qu Qi sat in the one closer to the middle of the stage, and Xiang Xiu sat in the middle of the three chairs. In this way, there was Xiang Xiu between Shang Wenshui and Qu Qi.She glanced at Qu Qi with some regret, then bowed slightly to the silent crowd before she sat down, smiled politely and sat upright in an extremely elegant and standard posture, and turned her eyes to the "dangling" sound of the gong stage.

The "see-saw" between the two sides in the aura just now caused the fight between Zhe Xia and Xiang Xiu to end yesterday.Looking at Qu Qi with a dark complexion, she finally gave up the urge to go up and slap him.Zhe Xia moved her stiff neck yesterday, and the glasses frame on the bridge of her nose was finally overturned to the ground unbearably after being baptized by the huge waves, which became one of the results of the tsunami devastation.

The thick lenses at the bottom of the vase silently shattered into pieces in the aftermath of the gongs and drums, and fell down on the ground sadly.The back of Shang Wenshui's head is reflected in the glass.

Zhe Xia was stunned yesterday when she saw her grasping empty hand.

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