The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

It's rare that the roommate program group, which loves to whet the audience's appetite the most, didn't choose to continue dragging the plot this time. After the theme song of the fourth episode ended, the scene cut directly to the living room on the second floor. Sit together all over the place.

Even in 2030, games of kings and truth or dare are still an indispensable part of multiplayer gatherings. Later, the innocuous part of the beginning of the game was cut, and the climax was directly exposed to all audiences. .

So happy to hear, Park Pearl was brutally blew himself up, and his eldest brother Che Zhengtai was asked to change into a female costume to participate in the game for 5 rounds.

Of course, with a standard hunk figure, he is destined to only wear Park Pearl's long skirt, but he avoids the eye-catching sexy miniskirt + strong thick thighs + thick curly hair, but he has a long wavy wig, showing half of his chest , the image that the bust and waist are almost the same thickness is enough to make the family members laugh so much that they can't help crying.

Slightly better than the two of them is the male model LAY, who was asked to pose in Marilyn Monroe's classic sexy POSS. For a professional supermodel, she has done all the shameful poses, so easy!

As for the others, they were all insignificant orders.

"It's finally my time! It's a big night, let's have some excitement! A BOBO on the [-]rd and [-]th!"

Pu Zhenzhu aggressively slapped the ghost cards on the small coffee table, and squinted maliciously at the backs of other cards that were tightly held down by each other.

As soon as the order was issued, the family members other than No. [-] and No. [-] breathed a sigh of relief, and felt that the atmosphere was not hot enough. Whistling, cheering, applause, whatever came!

And there were only four people left who did not participate in the booing. One was the national sister MEI. Jin male actor, he is always half-timed and he still doesn't know what happened.

The rest is today's birthday star Li Lili. As a newcomer, she can only squat cautiously in this kind of game with a lot of hot spots, for fear that if she doesn't go, there will be scandals.

The last one is GU who has exploded in character and hasn't been named all night. He recently turned into a popular little superman and walked the headlines.

It seems that No. [-] and No. [-] are among these four people. No matter who they are, it is a good thing for the program group. If there is a hot spot, it means that there is ratings!

"Yeah, is BOBO okay on the cheeks?"

Even with an embarrassing face, the beauty is still pleasing to the eye. Mei reluctantly turned over the card in front of her, and it was capitalized three.

[Subtitle: OMG!The national sister's first screen kiss is about to be sent!Who is the lucky one! ! ! 】

"For the first time, I feel heartbroken because the king didn't choose me!"

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a comedian. After the identity of MEI was exposed, Li Dajin immediately became physically funny, covering his heart with his hands folded, and fell straight on the floor with a painful expression, and almost rolled over. Ferociously, the whole person pressed up, shouting "Don't commit suicide! Hope tomorrow!", but his hands grabbed Li Dajin's arm and shook him to death.

Li Dajin rolled his eyes and almost turned his back on the struggle to make the rest of the members laugh. When he finally broke free from Park Pearl's unicorn arms, he crawled to the side of the newly promoted actor who was labeled as suspected No. [-], and obscenely asked After exchanging cards, the artist who just realized it quickly gave up and turned over the cards in front of him, the capitalized number seven.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I can't help you."

"Oh--"

Now, everyone's eyes fell on the quiet handsome man GU in the corner. Later, he and MEI took a pink photo in the same frame, and the BGM of "Romance De Amor" immediately rang.

[Subtitle: Baby is about to witness the combination of the most beautiful CP? ! 】

So, amidst the shouts of "BOBO" and "Together", a figure quickly stood up from his seat, and walked up to MEI who was stunned for a moment with two strides at lightning speed. With a particularly domineering hand, he clasped the back of her head with one hand, and directly printed his lips on the corner of Guomin's sister's mouth.

Complimentally looking around at the bewildered family members and PD, Li Lili raised the number five card in her hand and laughed heartlessly.

"I accepted my sister's first screen kiss!"

"Tsk, I'm so disappointed! I thought I could see some amazing shots."

Waving her hand perfunctorily, Park Pearl concealed her relieved expression well. Li Lili, who was disgusted, didn't mind at all, but very lively put Mei's arm in her arms, showing off to several men. The family walked back and forth twice in front of the family, and praised Mei's smooth skin very sincerely. When she got close to her face, she could smell a sweet smell, and her lips were very soft.

Seeing that everyone and the camera were falling on the pair of beauties, Song Bin, who had just borrowed a seat to block the fixed camera behind GU, moved away from him.

"Thanks."

His lips bent, and two sounds of GU suddenly appeared.Song Bin, who had been sitting next to him, settled his body slightly, and responded with a muffled voice.

No one noticed this detail, and the king game continued. After the king of this round appeared, many members felt a little bit in their hearts.

In South Korea, seniority is very strict, especially in the entertainment industry. No matter how famous they are, those who made their debut early are the seniors. When the younger generations meet, they will inevitably bow down and shake hands to introduce themselves. They must speak and joke in a proper way.

If you enter this circle, you have to abide by the rules of the game in this circle.

It's also a game of kings. The rookies who have just debuted as kings, in order not to offend their seniors and take the blame, all the orders they put forward are to do a few palm presses, perform a stunt, and simply sing and dance, which is completely worthless.

But it’s different for the old fritters in the circle. After so many years of mixing, they know all kinds of intricate interpersonal relationships, know the cuteness of programs and audiences, and also know the bottom line of tolerance of brokerage companies, so they can handle various topics easily. Walk between the audience and the artist, and bear the climax and breaking point of the show.

Park Pearl is this kind of person, and so is Li Dajin.

"The previous BOBO made me resent too much! It's still No. [-] and No. [-]! Take a princess hug, walk from the second floor to the first floor, and then walk from the first floor back to the second floor. Once the princess touches the ground during the whole process, you have to Let the princess take the initiative BOBO prince! This time I want lips! Lips! Lips!"

As soon as Li Dajin said excitedly, Che Zhengtai was the first to join in the laughter.

"Let me ask a question first! What's your number, Pearl!"

"puff--"

Without saying anything, even the PD who was in charge of the close-up shooting laughed. A professional-level comedian instinctively went online, Park Pearl stomped her feet in feigned embarrassment, and directly threw the cards at Cha Zhengtai.

"Ah! Why do you ask me this question! Number two! Number two!"

"Hahaha! LAY must have been tricked!"

Following the words of a female artist, the camera began to replay.

[Subtitle: LAY's latest emoticon package is released! 】

Li Dajin became the king, LAY's expression was the same as that of the people around him, with the word "nervous" capitalized, as soon as the king's order came out, "nervous" changed to "confused circle", and when Che Zhengtai asked a question, the "confused circle" directly turned into a blank expression After Park Pearl denied it, the blank expression became a little angry.

At this time, apart from the three beauties who went shopping in the supermarket together, no one in the family knew that the handsome man with six-pack abs in front of him was weak in terms of strength!

While others were busy congratulating LAY on becoming a prince, Li Lili, who inadvertently saw the GU card, rolled her eyes again. What luck, she won again?After all, he is a 190 man!Ma'am, I can't bear it!

etc!Why did I put myself in the position of the princess hugging others without any sense of disobedience!

Before she could figure it out, GU who was sitting next to her had already held up a card and stood up voluntarily.

"LAY has very little strength!"

Quickly passed the information to GU, Li Lili and Song Bin beside him silently followed the warm atmosphere and applauded.

Then, a scene that shocked people's eyes appeared. In the eyes of everyone, LAY of 190 and GU of 183, no matter in height, physique, or even face! LAY has more advantages than GU!However, in the end, it was GU who hugged LAY with ease, without panting, shaking legs, or in a panic!

I saw that GU with a beautiful face was looking at the ground and LAY in his arms with a gentle and focused expression, while walking steadily from the second floor to the first floor, carefully paying attention not to let LAY's big Legs hit the wall.

"Maybe you can hook me around the neck? That will make it easier for me to walk. Don't worry, I'm pretty strong."

Lips bent, GU calmly comforted LAY who was hugged by a princess for the first time.

With the pink petals flying, the BGM of falling in love sounded, and the subtitles were also online.

[Subtitle: A taste of love! 】

Chicken legs must be added later!

On the second floor, I have been lying on the side of the railing waiting for the princess hug to fail. LAY offered to kiss GU's bad-hearted family members to be disappointed. Compared with his expression, he was a little flustered and confused, with a face of "who am I" and "where am I" LAY , Completed the princess hug and returned to the living room on the second floor, what did GU look like before he left, and what did he look like when he came back, not to mention sweating, not even blushing!

The cognition of the "weak man" in GU was subverted, and because of LAY who was clearly sleepwalking, the game of kings did not continue, but inexplicably entered into a heart-to-heart talk to share the mental journey of debut and fame.

Many fans know and don't know about the artist's past, one by one, the program group arranged this link, in order to make fans of the emotional card circle, and let the artist whitewash the past black history, deepening fans' death of idols loyalty.

The exposure of little-known secrets can not only increase the popularity and topicality of artists, but also allow the show to gain a large number of artist fans, a win-win step.

The ordinary life before being discovered, the hard work during the trainee period, the helplessness at the beginning of the debut, the touching satisfaction of gaining the first batch of fans, the tight life rhythm after becoming famous, the emotional life of being forever single, for the family and fans Keep moving forward and wait for the routine of changing the soup without changing the medicine.

The topic finally came to the audience's attention.

"Actually, I'm quite curious. With two fathers, does GU's orientation favor girls or boys?"

Unexpectedly asked about sexual orientation by a female artist, GU blinked, and GU smiled frankly.

"I like girls."

"Oh? The subtext of Xiaojin's answer is that there is someone he likes now, right?"

As expected of an entertainer who has hosted several talk shows, Li Dajin grasped the point at once. While everyone exclaimed, GU still nodded with a smile.

"Yes."

"Are you together?"

Gossip seems to be the nature of girls. Li Lili, who has always been as quiet as a chicken, can't care less about playing the quiet girl, and comes out with great interest.

"not yet."

"Ah, which girl is so happy! Can capture our GU who has the peerless beauty and the title of kitchen president! Is it someone from the circle?"

Trying hard to make a hideous expression of "for GU, I want to draw swords on all rivals in love", Park Pearl patted the table vigorously.

"It's an artist, after we get together, I will make it public."

This frank sentence made the family members who began to pronounce the female artist's name calm down.

[Director: Do you want to leave a video confession for her in the future now? 】

GJ! BY onlookers

Gently nodding, GU in front of the camera straightened his collar gracefully, and then confessed in a very dignified manner.

"I really like the contented smile you show when you eat, and I hope that through my efforts, you will be filled with happiness every day in the future. Well, it's gone."

"Yeah - my toes are curled up!"

Li Dajin fell into Cha Zhengtai's arms exaggeratedly, and Park Pearl beside him kept waving his hands to try to dissipate the heat on his face.

"It's too sweet! I can't bear it! This is no confession! It's obviously a marriage proposal!"

Gu Te seemed to feel that the degree of dog abuse was not enough, and Gu Te nodded frankly.

"Well, if the other party is willing, they can get married immediately. In the United States, they can register at the age of 18."

【subtitle:. . . . . . 】

Just when everyone thought GU was just saying it casually for the sake of effect, one person took it seriously, and the worry on his face was very sincere.

"If both of you are artists, you should carefully consider the matter of marriage. Although you don't know who the other party is, you are just debuting now, and even the fans of SEED haven't accepted you yet. It is very likely that your star journey will be buried here. Marriage is the blending of two families, is your family ready to accept each other?"

Since the seventh season, Che Zhengtai has been the big patriarch in Roommate, mature, wise, and reliable will always be his labels.Since he debuted as a child star, he has been in the entertainment industry for more than 30 years. He has seen all kinds of things. His mind and sentiment are terribly high. Just by the tone and demeanor of GU's speech, he can immediately judge that what the other party said is the most true in his heart. idea.

Li Dajin and Park Zhenzhu's acceptance of GU also made this big brother who hides his attributes to be a good guy, loves to worry, and cares about the younger generation to be very concerned about GU's affairs. Boldly wake up this silly boy who just entered the entertainment circle in front of him.

Unfortunately, he guessed the beginning, but not the end.

Gu stood up suddenly, and warmly gave Cha Zhengtai a big hug.

"Brother Zhengtai is so kind. It's okay. The president and the brothers in SEED know that I won't be able to stay in Korea as an artist for too long. I have to go back to the United States to study for a degree and inherit the family business. After all, after my brother served in the army , I’m the only one who can support the family. As for my other half, I’ve already told my fathers about it, and they don’t mind.”

It was a good late-night sensational heart-to-heart exchange, but I was confused by the bomb thrown by the honest BOY.

How should the plot continue?

Not only the artist group, but also the director group are helpless. Although GU's revelation is very eye-catching, but whether it can be broadcast or not, we still have to say hello to YG.It turns out that what GU said is true, and YG really doesn't care. Now that there are highlights in the show, the audience's impression after watching it is no longer important!go you!

Thus, this late-night chat theater ended when the artists went back to their rooms to rest, and GU looked for an opportunity to ask Li Lili.

As soon as the camera changed, it was already the next day.

[Subtitle: The legendary date, where are the two protagonists? 】

Although they knew it was impossible to really date the two, the audience more or less had pink thoughts, but when the camera cut into the driving car, the picture shown mercilessly dispelled the fragmentary thoughts in their minds.

Comedian Li Dajin is sitting in the driver's seat, peerless beauty GU is in the co-driver, and the invited Li Lili is sitting in the back seat, excitedly picking up her mobile phone and taking pictures of a piece of wood with writing on it.

"Dafa! This is the wooden sign that appeared in the first season of the Law of the Jungle, right? How did you get it!"

"You have to ask Brother Dajin about this, he helped me to come here, whether it's the wooden sign or the opportunity to visit the patriarch in person, thank you so much!"

In order to concentrate on driving, Li Dajin didn't turn his head, but laughed heartily.

"Thank you, I want to go directly to the props group to get this kind of wooden sign, and just now, Brother Wan has never taken his eyes off the coconut crab you gave me. The biggest contributor is not me. By the way, who is Xiao Jin? How did you throw the live coconut crab on the plane and go through the pet lane?"

"He always has a way."

Carefully put away the signed wooden sign, Li Lili also joined the conversation.

"Unexpectedly, Daddy GU is a fan of the patriarch. This Father's Day gift is definitely a hit! Then what did you prepare for another dad?"

Stretching out his hand to cover his lips, slightly covering the twitching corner of his mouth, the upright boy broke the news frankly.

"As long as I don't disturb their two world, it's the best Father's Day gift for Dad."

Thinking of yesterday's phone connection, the strong smell of vinegar emitted through the phone, both Li Lili and Li Dajin laughed exaggeratedly.

15 minutes later, Li Dajin turned into the underground parking lot of a building. When he came out, two female artists familiar to the audience had already been added to the back seat.

"Ah, Xiaojing, long time no see!"

After a wave of greetings, Li Dajin took the lead to start the small talk session. Sandwiched between Park Pearl and Li Lili was a very pretty...fat girl. She grinned cheerfully.

"Come to the show we host, brother will be able to see me."

When the car stopped at a red light, Li Dajin quickly raised his hands in surrender.

"I don't know how to cook. What are you doing on your show? Let Xiao Jin go!"

When it was mentioned, GU in front of the camera also looked aggrieved.

"Brother, I really want to go, but my sisters won't let me go."

Rolling her eyes, Park Pearl patted the back of the co-pilot's seat unceremoniously.

"You go, there is no other chef on the scene who can concentrate on cooking."

Indeed, in this face-watching world, GU is the focus of the audience and the camera as soon as he appears on the stage.Li Lili, who felt unable to speak, nodded with deep understanding.

"Oh, by the way, this is a birthday present for Lily. Super super delicious pudding cake!"

Thinking of something, Cui Xiaojing took out an exquisitely packaged dessert box from her big bag, and handed it to Li Lili with a smile.The latter took it in surprise, and the person who has a natural lack of self-control for sweets can't wait to drive in the car.

"Is this sexism? Last time I took a bite, I was chased by Miss Xiaojing for two laps."

"How can it be the same? The pudding last time was my reward for running 20 laps in one breath! You ate two-thirds of it in one bite!"

"Aren't I doing this for your own good? You have to run 5 more laps after eating all of it."

"I'd rather run 5 extra laps!"

Blinking, Li Lili bit the delicate plastic spoon while looking at Cui Xiaojing and GU who were completely different from what she remembered. She always felt that what she was eating in her mouth was not a super delicious pudding cake, but a sticky and mushy one. dog food.

In the caring eyes of the three people in the same car, the car drove into the legendary mountain villa noisily all the way.

[Subtitle: High energy ahead! 】

[Director: This is definitely a guest appearance, the program team definitely doesn't have enough funds to invite them to appear! 】

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Roommate's ratings in the last 20 minutes of the fourth episode far surpassed all variety shows in the same period, and the ending song was not even finished.The official forum is already maxed out.

[My mother ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !The big bang fits into Quan Villa! ! ! ! !A large wave of VIPs is expected to arrive soon! 】

[QAQ, one book is enough!When will the brothers come back together again! ! ! 】

【Li Lili is so happy!Big Bang all signed live album QAQ, such a birthday present, please give me a dozen! 】

【Looking at the male gods fascinated by GU's tuna set meal, I suddenly understood why the brothers of the seed group cried not to be separated from GU, took a deep breath, and ate well! ! ! 】

[Although they are all artists of YG, Big Bang and the seed group are not on the same level at all, and the seniors and seniors are not as close as they are, right?What is the relationship between the five and GU!Rubbing his head, hugging, and kissing QAQ on the cheek! ! ! !One mouthful of "little nephew"! ! !By the way, the term "little nephew" looks familiar! 】

[Have you forgotten the little nephew who ruled the social network a while ago?Then you will never forget the crowd of gentlemen, ladies and local tyrants who suddenly poured out to show off yachts, airplanes, supercars, and luxury houses, right?etc!Why do male gods call GU the same as the local tyrants?What's the point of this!Think carefully! 】

[Pfft, the male gods just posted a group photo on Twitter! ! !Ahhhhh! ! ! !so excited! ! !I don't know why, but Quan Mengmeng suddenly felt a little heartbroken, being sandwiched between Top Jun and GU from left to right, laughing and crying QAQ]

[I'm really curious about the identity of GU's daddy. The male gods said that he and GU's daddy are of the same generation, so they are called GU's little nephew. Could it be that the local tyrants are also friends of GU's daddy?It feels so inconsistent. 】

[=-= Upstairs is wrong, we are fans of Gu Xiaojin's father, our male god said that his son is our little nephew. 】

[Silently take a photo with the local tyrant upstairs! 】

[Gu father is some kind of international star? 】

[Although Big Bang has indeed ruled Korean entertainment, I'm still not a fan of them, so I don't participate in this topic. In other words, no one noticed that in the game of Kings BOBO, the original number five card was swapped? 】

[Fuck?Let me go back and have a look! 】

[Fuck!real! At 15 minutes and 34 seconds, the cards are all distributed, and the camera takes a close-up of the coffee table, pay attention to the corner on the far right!There are three cards! 17 minutes and 11 seconds after the exposure of MEI's number three!Two of the cards have changed positions!There are three people sitting in this seat, Song Bin, GU, and Li Lili!The card that hasn't changed at all belongs to Song Bin!Tsk tsk tsk, the original No. [-] card definitely belongs to GU! 】

【It really is!Hehe, he also said that GU is stalking MEI. If GU really has thoughts about MEI, it would be a fool to let go of such an opportunity to profit from such an aboveboard!So-called knight fans, does your face hurt?Your lady, our little Jin still doesn't like her! 】

[Moving the position doesn't prove anything, I only know that when GU said that there is someone he likes, the camera cuts to MEI's face, the whole process is coquettish and abuses the dog, isn't it!In fact, in terms of appearance, the two are quite a match. 】

[Suddenly remembered a meme, the frog and the frog gave birth to a toad, and the female frog once went to Korea =-=]

[Pfft—upstairs, it's on other people's territory, so don't use map guns. 】

[Either it is to protect the female artist out of demeanor, or it is to blatantly avoid suspicion, or it is to directly dislike it.Didn't GU say later that he already has someone in his circle that he wants to marry.Obviously not MEI!After four episodes, I found that except for Pearl, GU keeps a distance from all female artists. If you can’t interact, you don’t interact, and there are few dialogues. Oh, now add Li Lili, except for her and Pearl, there is no GU. A picture of being alone with a female artist. 】

[No, Cui Xiaojing has to be added! When GU and Cui Xiaojing were together, their attitudes were obviously different!There is no pink in it, I can't believe it!And in the show, GU never shared a pair of chopsticks with anyone else!a spoon!Not to mention the same pudding!I brought Li Lili to see Big Bang for a birthday present, but why did I bring Cui Xiaojing?It's not the same birthday, but there is still a collectively signed album!That's because Cui Xiaojing has always been a fan of Big Bang! 】

[What the upstairs said seemed to be true, I almost believed it.If Cui Xiaojing is still the JE in the girl group, then I really believe it, but after getting fat, she is no longer a singer, but an MC who hosts various food shows. 】

[That's just drug treatment, hormone fattening!Cui Xiaojing is still No.1 in the list of pure natural beauty goddesses! 】

[As a member of the LG party, I was reversed by CP——I suddenly realized that GUVSLAY seems to be good, too!The princess hugged Su and cried for me! 】

【Yeah!Especially the scene where GU lowered his head to comfort LAY!A screen full of dog food!Cui Xiaojing is good, Li Lili is good, MEI is good!How different genders love each other! 】

[Love Rival!Draw the knife! 】

I don't know if it's because there are too many topics in this episode, such as GU's sweetheart, the fusion of big bangs, and the mutual tearing of various CPs, but not many people pay attention to GU's destined short-term idol road.

No matter YG or fans, or roommate's artist team, production team, or even Gu Xiaojin himself, they didn't expect that "short-term" is actually so short!