The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

With the broadcast of roommate2, South Korea has set off a wave of GU fever. How black it was before is now how red it is. Titles such as [Peak Beauty], [Beautiful Chef], [Best Newcomer], etc. are free. stick it on his forehead.

Suddenly, the number of people flocking to the official fan group of the seed group skyrocketed.

As for the only two officially certified GU fan groups—Yuan Bao and Gentlemen and Ladies, they were overwhelmed by the application letters flying in from all directions. Chapter passed.

The latter's review was miserable. As a certified "National Dad" exclusive fan, so far no one has successfully entered this local tyrant group with an amazing sense of existence in the past two months.

The inferiority of people is reflected here. The more you can't enter, the more you want to enter. Originally, you are just a curious fan, but you are angered by repeated rejections. When you bring up the persistence of this life, it is bound to break the door of gentlemen and ladies.

I don't know how it evolved later, the formula of gentlemen and ladies fans = local tyrants has been deeply engraved in the minds of fans.

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Just when gentlemen and ladies were labeled as cold and mysterious, a large wave of VIP sightseeing groups began to enter GU's personal forum. When chatting and joking with gentlemen and ladies in English, the babies are still a little confused.

#Seek the correct posture to hook up with local tyrants#

#On the Importance of English to Chasing Stars#

#Mysterious national father who is the big star, wait online, urgent#

#I really want to join them, I really want to join them, I really want to join them#

It seemed that they couldn’t bear to see the tearful cowardice of Yuan Bao who was blocked outside. Out of the love of compatriots, VIP kindly disclosed a little information, so Yuan Bao came into contact with the legendary "National Father" for the first time, and the only few English songs The audio completely captured and bent them!

As the saying goes, the green is better than the blue because of the blue, but even if the ingots cover their consciences, they have to admit that GU has more fathers than GU Su! After being 100% fans, they had to cry and roll and beg for more!

In the end, I don’t know who was insane, and released the English version of Tagore’s poetry anthology + provocative laughter collection, which is said to be GU’s daddy’s monologue.

Within 3 minutes after the resources were downloaded, blood flowed in the forum, and countless Chinese papers were bent!

Inspired by the mystery of "I can only hear his voice without seeing the person" and the strength of GU Daddy, the ultimate nympho state was ignited. Kneeling and licking GU for all directions.

So YG laughed, and so did the merchants endorsed by GU. Seed Group’s peripherals were out of stock, album sales hit a new high, and the performance of major endorsement products increased significantly. Even the product posters posted near the subway and on the streets were secretly torn down. collection.

However, when this GU was in the limelight for a while, the program group of Roommate 2 had a big death. The official forum was maxed out by violent fans, and the server crashed several times.

The reason is very simple. During this period, GU has no other work except for roommate filming. No work = no exposure, so a lot of fans who have been circled can only squat in front of the TV every week. The only chance to kneel and lick the new male god in a fancy way.

As for the fifth episode of Roommate that everyone was looking forward to, from the beginning to the end, GU only appeared twice, and what's more, it was the playback screen of the show!In other words, in the fifth episode, GU's broadcast volume is infinitely equal to 0, which makes the fans who come to kneel and lick it so embarrassing!

So I didn't say anything, complained when I disagreed, and the server collapsed when it said it.

At this time, how many people still remember that when the show was warming up, who said that as long as GU participates in variety shows, they will be boycotted?

Now he threatens not to watch it without GU!You are so half-hearted, are you a male god at home!

No matter what the program group complains about, these annoying little goblins do what they say. The fifth episode without GU directly dropped several ratings points compared to the previous one, and was even pulled down from the No.1 ratings by a variety show of the same period on the next-door channel. Throne, this is definitely something uncles can bear, but even aunts can't bear it!

On the day when the ratings statistics came out, the official took the initiative to stand up. There is no GU shot because they are really busy and seldom at home. However, due to the strong request of the audience, they will shoot a special GU surprise unit later, respect Please look forward to.

To be reasonable, in fact, the production team of the roommate is quite reliable in the eyes of the audience. Since everyone said so, they held their breath and waited patiently for a week.Of course, if you ignore the daily threat of "below expectations, I won't kill you!" on the forum, it will still be a harmonious atmosphere.

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It is another highly anticipated Sunday, the sixth episode of the eighth season of roommate2 officially begins.

"Today is the early morning of departure to Jeju Island for two days and one night, to see if the family members are up and ready."

With Park Pearl's narration, the camera actively made a short recording of each room.Since this family event was a bit long, not all members participated. The audience followed the camera to see a few artists who were unhurriedly packing their luggage in the room, and they probably knew who participated in this event.

However, their greatest concern is always GU.As if knowing the psychology of the audience, the subtitles are launched very powerfully.

[Subtitle: What is our GU doing? 】

In the next second, the camera cuts to the room of GU and Song Bin. To our great disappointment, there is no living person on the two clean beds.

Glad to hear and see, the search for GU has officially started.With Park Pearl's funny narration, the subtitles are cute, and the camera is actively switched. The audience is looking forward to the appearance of GU while sightseeing the villa where the roommates live.

The scheming production team also deliberately made two interfaces, one side is the decoration layout of the artists before they checked in, and the other side is the layout of the rooms or corners decorated by the artists after they checked in, full of life, and the private habits of the artists Hobbies gradually emerged through Park Pearl's introduction.

"Ah! So my god/goddess is so cute!" "I'm so happy! I also have this accessory! I use the same brand and the same style as the god/goddess!" "Pfft—absolutely cute contrast!" "Ha Haha! This doll must belong to my god/goddess! It was given by a fan who supported me last time! Unexpectedly, I still keep it! It’s so warm!” Words like this kept forming in the minds of the audience.

In just a few minutes, the distance between the artist and the fans was shortened, and the fans who were irritable because GU didn't show up gradually integrated into the rhythm of the variety show.

In the end, the tour group found Cha Zhengtai and GU who were preparing breakfast for the family together in the kitchen. They didn't give them too many opportunities to worship the male god who knelt and licked. The peak GU showed a side, and this morning sightseeing activity ended.

Before the fans rioted, the camera jumped directly to Seoul Airport.

The first to enter the screen is the breakfast duo, big brothers Che Zhengtai and GU, followed by comedians Li Dajin and Park Zhenzhu, then two beautiful artists other than MEI and a random girl Li Lili. LAY, who has dominated the modeling industry with the title of weak man, boarded the airliner with a group of eight talking and laughing.

At this time, the attention has been on the artists they follow, and most of the audience have ignored that this plane seems to be much smaller than ordinary planes.

So when various pictures with their own mosaics appeared on the screen, many people were stunned on the spot.It's not a product brand, just some ordinary family photos, as for all mosaics!

No, why is there a family photo on the plane!And what the hell, those flashing group photos, a handsome guy who didn't make a mosaic look so fucking familiar!

"Oh? Is this a picture of Gu when he was a child? It's so cute!"

The camera stopped at what Park Pearl was pointing at, a photo wall hanging in the corridor of the cabin, absolutely different from Park Pearl's vision, the audience could only stare at the photo wall full of mosaics, pitifully Identifying photos of their male gods.

"Hey, this is a sixth grade stage play, and she was arrested to be Snow White's stepmother."

Touching his nose uncomfortably, GU explained while trying to take away the family members around the photo.It's a pity that it's okay if he doesn't say anything, Che Zhengtai and Li Dajin, who were already three steps away from them, were immediately attracted to them.

"I lost! Changed into women's clothes, GU, who is only in sixth grade, is more feminine than me."

Li Lili, who had let go of herself, was crying.

"Hiss——Is this GU's father?"

A surprised gasp from one of the female artists drew everyone's attention.What made the audience so crazy that they wanted to smash the TV was that the camera first focused on the uniform expressions of the entertainers, and then pointed at the photos they were looking at. However, that frankly was a man whose face was hugged by a mosaic Cute photos of GU as a child!

"My mother! So handsome!"

"This smile almost makes me cry!"

Unlike female artists who can't help turning into nympho, male artists can manage their expressions.

"Is this Xiao Jin's father or father?"

Following Che Zhengtai's finger, Gu looked up.

"It's Daddy, my dad rarely takes pictures."

The point is, that food fanatic in his family wouldn't post his old Gong's photo for others to see.

"Daddy Xiao Jin is so handsome. After the show airs, all girls in Korea will probably go crazy."

All the women present blushed and silently agreed with Park Pearl's words.

"It's okay, it will be mosaiced later."

[Later: Look!It's not that this baby wants to code!Don't take the blame! 】

After the subtitles disappeared, the artists continued to follow the photos to visit the interior of the airliner with great interest.

"Huh? I thought it was an arrangement by the program crew. There is a photo of an artist in each cabin. Why are they all Xiao Jin's?"

Although Daddy GU's appearance has attracted worldwide attention, as a straight man, Li Dajin paid more attention to observing the surrounding environment, so he quickly discovered something wrong.

"The program team is too generous, and even chartered a flight to Jeju Island for us."

[Director: It's free. This private jet is provided by GU. We didn't move about the layout. ]

The director's words did not appear, and the scene was quiet for a moment.

"Lord! Do you still lack the waist pendant!"

The first ones to react were Park Pearl and Li Lili, and they threw themselves on GU at the same time.

After trying to appease the two pendants hanging on his body, GU finally explained the matter of the private airliner.

"Because my father was involved in an air crash, my father has a certain shadow on civil aviation airliners."

So the subtext is, don't use civil aviation, buy the plane directly!Crying, okay? BY live artist and production team

"And my little aunt is an aircraft maintenance engineer, and they are all owned by me, so the safety index is very reliable."

It sounds like a high-ranking career, this family is so scary! BY live artist and production team

In any case, it was the first time to take a private jet dedicated to local tyrants, and the family members burst out with an adventurous spirit. Accompanied by GU, they visited the public equipment, entertainment, and rest areas.

The specific one-hour flight time, in fact, only two or three minutes of footage can be shown to the audience.Naturally, after the camera cut, the roommates had already settled in the seaside villa provided by the program group.

Once the luggage is lost, there is no need to organize it. The artists bring their wallets and lead the PDs to set off.

They were divided into two groups, one group bought specialty products, and the other group bought ingredients for lunch. When they came to Jeju Island for the first time, GU followed Park Pearl and Li Lili directly on the road of shopping for special products.

"It's better to buy food than to use it."

Under the guidance of my father, there are a lot of foodies around me.Without struggling at all, GU quickly chose the shopping direction.

"You can eat a lot. The tangerine honey and rapeseed honey here are very famous. They have a unique fragrance and are very helpful for health preservation and gastrointestinal problems."

"That's right, there's Schisandra tea! It's a traditional herbal tea from Jeju Island. It's sweet and sour, and it tastes better when it's iced!"

When talking about food, Park Pearl and Li Lili became active.

"Well, the specialty of Jeju Island is Hallabong tangerines, which used to be tributes to the royal family, but they can't be kept for a long time. Instead, you can buy some Grandpa Stone's orange chocolate, which tastes good too."

Li Lili on the side kept nodding her head violently, then she clapped her hands suddenly with a big smile on her face.

"There is also a teddy bear museum here, which sells all kinds of teddy bear accessories, such as key chains, dolls, school bags, etc., but the price is quite expensive."

"A teddy bear? Just right, the girls in our family like this."

After finalizing the route, the three of them started shopping slowly amidst the swarming onlookers, interacting with fans screaming, stomping and taking pictures with their mobile phones from time to time.

In front of the fruit shop

Under the puzzled looks of the ladies, GU paid quickly and successfully bought two boxes of Hallabong tangerines. He quickly peeled off the oranges, one for Park Pearl, one for Li Lili, and one for himself.

"It's really sweet."

Thumbs up to the two who succeeded in Amway. After GU finished handling his oranges, he opened the box and distributed them to the staff at the scene. He even waved to the fans who followed them all the way.

"Good things should be shared with everyone, and there will be many places to go in the future."

Facing GU's beautiful face directly, the fans who were still shy away from the crowd finally couldn't resist the temptation of the beauty, and excitedly took a peeled orange handed to her by the male god, with watery eyes Looking at GU, he directly stuffed the orange into his mouth.

Beep!Damn!Even lemons!Also sweet!

As a result, there were scenes at various scenic spots in Jeju Island that day. Three entertainers led a sightseeing group composed of fans and filming teams, eating and shopping while eating, and the atmosphere was warm and lively.

The broadcasting time of the show was halfway through, and the rest of the shots were cut to the artist group who bought ingredients for the day and went back to the temporary villa to prepare lunch.Under the guidance of the eldest brother Che Zhengtai, the comedian Li Dajin and the male model LAY broke out various culinary black holes, and the two female artists hurriedly cooked a table of dark dishes.

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[The program team is out!Hand over the uncensored version, and I promise not to kill you! 】

[If you have the ability to take photos, don’t make mosaics if you have the ability! 】

[QAQ, begging for an uncensored version! What does father GU look like?It's driving me crazy! ! ! ! 】

[Cass upstairs, as long as you know that my husband is handsome, so handsome, very handsome, handsome, you will become handsome =-= I won’t show you my male god. 】

[I'm so tired, begging GU father to appear on the scene! ! ! ! 】

[Wash up and sleep, he is a local tycoon who can afford a private jet, what the hell do you use to invite him to appear on camera for a meal worth more than a billion won. 】

[Is this the surprise unit?I feel that the surprise is not enough! ! ! ! 】

[Don't say anything, take away the GU queen's shape.jpg, and cry because of that noble and glamorous little eyes QAQ]

【Hammer!I was also in Jeju Island on the day of filming!Why didn't I meet the male god! 】

[Ahahahaha!I'm on TV!A little shy! ! ! !I'm the one with the blue hat in the fruit shop! 】

[Envy and envy upstairs!Have you eaten the oranges bought by the male god? 】

[I was moved to cry, I got one with my best friend!It's so sweet!It was the first time I had a close encounter with GU. Although the footage was not broadcast, we actually went from 9:2 am to [-]:[-] pm. During this period, the male god kept swiping his card to buy food and drink for us. It was so warm!Invite us to lunch too!Silently heartbroken my male god's wallet, but still so happy that I'm about to fall TAT】

[That's right, and the male god is very kind, so he took a photo with him when he said it was a group photo, he was totally unassuming, and when he looked closer, his skin was really good, and there was a faint mint smell on his body!Miss Pearl is just like on TV, she is very lively, Li Lili is also very cute, the interaction between the three is very natural, it is really great to be able to make good friends through this program! 】

[Hahaha, seeing the confused expressions of the three of GU returning home and facing the table of dark dishes, they burst out laughing!It is estimated that their hearts are broken!What the hell is that black lump!Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Serious face, this season's roommate Hong Guoguo is GU's history of flaunting wealth, LAY's dark history, following the title of weak man, the kitchen killer is officially launched!Heartache!Hahahahaha! 】

[Is no one paying attention to the trailer?What the hell is that thick horror movie sound effect?What the hell is that big wave of screaming? Forget about LAY, why even Da Jin turned pale?Where is my elder brother?What about my GU? 】

[Hammer, what is LAY?He has been blacked out by you!Ha ha ha ha!it's okay no problem!The production team must be working on it. If something really happened, there must be reports. 】

[I hope the male god is okay, the screams of those female voices are too shabby, there is always a bad feeling. 】

[Expectation and fear, the production team's malice is too much TAT, don't you consider two consecutive episodes? 】