The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

From the perspective of the production team, the running-in period of family members in the new season does not have a bursting point for ratings. Therefore, the time span of the third episode of the eighth season of roommate2 is a bit large, and it is directly skipped for a month. The family members appearing in front of the audience appear more harmonious with each other.

In the beginning, the restraint of the seniors and juniors in the circle was a little restrained, at least the chats and jokes with each other were opened up a lot.The bending over, nodding and shaking hands to introduce a dragon that once took up one-tenth of the broadcast time finally completely disappeared.

Moreover, the interaction between the artists is cute and pink, the show has only been broadcast for less than 20 minutes, and various new CPs have appeared endlessly, Song Bin VSGU, Cha Zhengtai VS-MEI, GUVS-MEI, and even GUVS Park Pearl also appeared Yes, and as a popular male model LAY, he directly took turns with all female artists except Park Pearl.

However, among so many groups of CPs, the ones with the highest support rate are Song Bin VSGU who loves you and will bully you, and GUVS-MEI who love and kill each other.

The debate between the CP parties is always endless, so let's put aside the official forum for a while, and return to the roommate 2 that is playing.

According to the rules of Roommate, each family member has to pay 10 won per month for living expenses, and the expenses for group activities, daily meals, and daily necessities are directly deducted from here.

Before, due to conflicts in their respective working hours, after living together for a month, everyone discovered that they seemed to have never tried to carry out collective activities as a family.

So under the coordination of the eldest brother Che Zhengtai, busy people squeezed out this Saturday to participate in the collective filming, and the program team is also interesting enough. After they decided on the date, it was revealed openly that the female singer Li Lili of the new group happened to be on the same day Birthday.

Faced with the faces of several people who said, "Do you dare to break the news in private! The person involved is still standing here! Can people prepare for a surprise!", the staff in charge of the notification also forcibly exited calmly, and silently threw the pot away in place.

In desperation, everyone can only change the plan, the original ordinary family dinner → surprise birthday party → lively gourmet birthday party.

Roommates are in the lobby on the first floor.

"Brother Chintai and Sister Pearl and I stayed at home to decorate. Lili went to the supermarket with her sisters and brothers to buy ingredients. Buy whatever you like. It's my birthday present to you."

With a gentle smile, MEI stuffed his personal credit card into Li Lili's palm, and then pushed them towards his harem group of two women and one man.

Amidst the cheers and praises from the onlookers, she continued to cooperate with Che Zhengtai, who was standing on the ladder with ribbon balloons, perfectly showing what it means to "I just smile and don't talk" and "Stand quietly in the corner and do it." A beautiful girl".

The dignified and elegant performance of the national sister won praise from many viewers in front of the TV.Little did she know that Li Lili, who was holding the credit card, was complaining crazily in her heart.

[Damn it!So hot! 】【What hatred, what resentment!God treats me unfairly!Why does it have to be today's birthday! 】【Too bad, what are we going to do this time? A meal for 11 people, with vegetables and meat, is definitely not cheap! 】【I brush too much, will senior give me small shoes to wear? 】【Damn it!How about buying less meat? 】【Stupid!It’s not that everyone can only be a rabbit eating vegetables like you who drink water and gain fat! 】

【dying!Why the hell am I the only one going out with the harem group! 】【Will you be bitten to death by LAY's idiot fans? 】【Why are Song Bin and GU absent all the time!It's good to have more people with me!At least not so embarrassing! 】【ah!Going crazy!The whole person is not well! 】【Baby is not happy! 】

No matter how reluctant Li Lili was, she still happily went out with the harem group.And the camera also caught up with this combination of three women and one man, and it followed the same way, following the black history of the two artists!

In just one hour, countless hot words from roommate appeared on the instant search.

#人妻力#, #六团室肉很微男#, #惊现女士士#, #原你是这样的LAY/李丽丽#, #起什么办力你!My poor Idol image! #……

In order to reduce the cost as much as possible, Li Lili shopped around before the prices of the dazzling array of products in the supermarket, and exploded the accumulated brain cells of 19 years. The amount printed on the cash register made him heave a sigh of relief.

The sisters who focused on the price did not notice the pained smiles on the faces of the MEI harem group and the following PD, and the fans watching and following the photo were also amused by the goddess' down-to-earth and rich and changeable expressions.

She thought that the trip had ended successfully, but just after she left the supermarket, the cruel reality slapped her directly.

[Mouth!You 190 Chinese paper!You can only walk 20 steps with a 10kg bag? ! 】【Are you fucking kidding me!The agreed six-pack abs is a real man, a pure man! 】【The parking lot is still far from the gate of the supermarket! 】

Try to swallow the sentence "let go of that bag of rice and let me do it" that almost burst out, calm down!Impulse is the devil!Impulse is the devil!Impulse is the devil!Li Lili, you are taking the lively and cheerful route!Any OOC will be drawn by the agent!

"Brother! Persistence is victory! Come on!"

After managing the facial expressions, Li Lili made a cute cheering gesture to LAY.elder brother!Do not make jokes!There are stairs here!The two beautiful sisters were already dripping with sweat carrying two bags of vegetables. There were only four people present. If you, as a man, couldn't move it, who else would come!

He struggled to pick up a whole bag of white rice, but his waist still hadn't straightened out. The weight of his arms still made LAY's face pale, and the sweat from his temples flowed exaggeratedly.Trying to hold on for three seconds, not to mention straightening up, the waist was directly dragged even more bent. In the end, 190's body still shook twice, and a bag of white rice fell to the ground with a thud, and the two female artists who had been watching hurriedly left Step forward to heal him with words.

[Hehehe, I just smiled and said nothing] [What is dancing at the entrance of the supermarket in exchange for a passing male fan to help move the rice? Who would do such a shameless thing! 】【Why just drag the rice back to the car, aren't you afraid of breaking the rice bag and spreading it all over the ground! 】【I don’t want to recall this birthday for the rest of my life】【Manager sister, I’m sorry for you QAQ, president, I’m sorry for you QAQ, grandma and dad, I’m sorry for you QAQ】

Seeing the two beautiful sisters discussing such a deceitful male fan fiercely, Li Lili took a deep breath, walked silently to the pitiful rice bag abandoned on the ground, bent over and grabbed the two corners with both hands, and watched Superman in the harem group In the eyes, he pulled it up with a hey, slammed it on his shoulders and carried it to the parking lot.

PD is also a talent. He added a close-up of Li Lili's face, and he was also considerate in the later stage.

After making a poignant BGM, I still don't forget to add a few falling maple leaves and two or three wind circles.

[Subtitle: I can't remember that petite and lovely Li Lili back then!The female strongman has nothing to love.avi]

The trip to go shopping ended in such a tragic way. No matter how bad the person concerned was about this black history of self-proclaimed ruin, the audience in front of the TV was very convinced. The most direct reaction was the explosion of the ratings. The number of fans of the two Soar!

After a 15-minute drive, the four finally returned home successfully. In order to preserve their respective faces, Li Lili and LAY exchanged the ingredients they were responsible for in a very deceitful manner, and forced to open the door of their own house happily. However, when they entered the hall, they directly I was taken aback by the express parcels piled up in front of me.

I haven't seen you for more than an hour. Did the family members go to rob the express transfer station?

"I'm going! What the hell is this!"

If she didn't pay attention, Li Lili exposed her femininity again. Unfortunately, neither the artists nor the staff were in the mood to pay attention.There is only one subtitle watching silently.

[Subtitle: Congratulations to the Wuquan brigade for adding four new members!Guess who sent it? 】

"This is a housewarming gift from GU's father. I just called GU, and he told Song Bin to go to the vegetable market to buy something before coming back. Let's move the ingredients to the kitchen first."

Difficultly stepping over the package that occupied the entire living room, Park Pearl took the initiative to take the bag of rice, saving LAY who had been tossed and turned pale again.Li Lili nodded, silently took out the invoice and credit card from her pocket, then found MEI who was standing in the corner of the camera, her face was as dark as honeycomb coal, and silently handed it over.

It seems that the bad relationship between the senior and GU is really true. Since the roommate filmed, this is the first time Li Lili has seen MEI's clearly black face.As a self-conscious newcomer, Li Lili expressed that she would not get involved between these two!

"Brother Zhengtai! Can you borrow a large refrigerator from the program group? Our refrigerator is full!"

Li Dajin, who carried the ingredients together with everyone, stuck his head out of the open refrigerator, and shouted to Che Zhengtai in the living room through the kitchen.

"OK!"

After getting an affirmative answer from the program group, a group of people began to transport the packages that needed to be refrigerated to the refrigerator one by one.

I don't know if the courier company didn't care about it, or the original packaging was like this. Anyway, the transparent sealed packaging completely lost the function of blocking.The wrapped gifts are clearly displayed in front of the camera.

"Big hair! Brother! Didn't you go to Japan to study? Can you understand the words on it?"

One of the female artists handed the package to Li Dajin at the transportation terminal, who took it and turned the transparent sealed package, saying.

"This is a must-eat breakfast in Japan for New Years, and it is also a common New Year's gift, mochi and Satsuma tangerines."

The family members and staff members who listened attentively to Li Dajin's introduction nodded in understanding, then watched him neatly stuff the package into the refrigerator, then turned around and took another package from LAY.

[Subtitle: Welcome to Li Dajin's classroom! 】

"This is also a famous product in Japan. Hatani persimmons. Ripe Hatani persimmons are very sticky, with a little sweetness, and are very soft. They are so soft that you have to dig them with a spoon. The taste is a bit like apricots. This kind of sun-dried Dried persimmons taste a bit astringent, if you can’t bear it, you can soak them in shochu to get rid of the astringency.”

"Oh!"

"This is the famous Shizuoka melon. In the greenhouse, high-tech is used to control the temperature and humidity. Then, only three melons will grow on one plant, and when it grows to the size of a fist, the other two will be picked, and only one will be kept. Cultivated, so the price is very expensive, and it is a high-end gift in Japan."

After listening to Li Dajin's introduction, many people silently shifted their attention to the supposedly high-end Shizuoka melons that were placed all over the place like a vegetable market, and quickly took out their mobile phones to check the unit price.

With the continuation of Japan Master Li Dajin's course, everyone was fortunate to see Japanese yuzu, Akita chicken, Kobe beef, all the same high-end ingredients, and the unit prices displayed on the mobile phone challenged their nerves one by one.

Seeing that the packages piled up in the living room, those that need to be thrown into the refrigerator have almost been transported, and the rest are gifts that can be placed in the normal room, completely abandoning the burden of idols. Occupying the largest area of ​​the living room, a big white guy braving the cold was dragged into the kitchen.

As soon as she got closer, the still transparent packaging made her gobble up!

"My mother!"

Attracted by Li Lili's completely real startled breathing, everyone put down their things at the same time and quickly gathered towards her.

"OH GOD!"

"what is this?"

"It's too exaggerated, why didn't I pay attention before!"

When the PD struggled to squeeze into the crowd, what was displayed in front of him and the camera was a frozen fat fish lying quietly on its side in an incubator.

"This guy is about the same size as me, no, it is probably heavier than me! Brother, is this tuna?"

It seems that it has become Park Pearl's exclusive skill to blackmail herself if she disagrees with her.Che Zhengtai, who was standing beside her, couldn't help but smile.

"The color and physique are very good, and the time out of the water is not long. It is a high-grade tuna. No matter how you look at it, it weighs more than [-] kilograms. It can't be bought without a billion won."

As soon as the eldest brother's voice fell, not only the other artists were confused, but the staff was also confused, and even the audience was also confused, and the sound of gasping was instantly synchronized inside and outside the TV!

Just when everyone was embarrassed by GU's father, GU, who has "other people's father", finally dragged Song Bin, who was temporarily recruited, to appear.

With the return of the two, most of the living room that had been emptied was filled with the ingredients they brought back. Li Lili noticed it sensitively. Mei, who was standing opposite her with her back to the camera, turned darker. Ingredients bought by GU.

Fuck, it's several times more than what she just bought!And they are all high-end brands!

Then he glanced at the tuna lying on the spot, which is said to be worth more than one billion won, and Li Lili moved back secretly. One has a backstage and the other is popular. I can't afford to mess with it. I can't hide!

The turbulent waves at the scene could not be experienced by the audience only through the TV, and their attention was all drawn by the subtitles.

[Director: Taking this opportunity, do you want GU to call back your father who is far away abroad? 】

He greeted the family gathered in the living room, and after putting down the things in his hands, he greeted the request made by the program group.

Turning his head to the side, GU lifted the long hair that fell in front of his eyes and wrapped it around his back. The whole movement was natural and elegant, and many fans who had changed their views on him waved.

"Okay. It just so happened that I haven't called Daddy for a while."

Happy to hear and see, the director's proposal was approved immediately, GU took out the low-key and elegant mobile phone, dialed the phone directly and turned on the speakerphone. In an instant, an exaggerated rock song resounded very clearly, and most of the family members stared at him. Liang, obviously recognized the song.

"Is this the song Senior Yin sang?"

Li Dajin came up to him.

"Well, Daddy is a loyal fan of the law of the jungle, and he has used this theme song for more than ten years."

Before GU could say anything else, the phone was connected, and a bewitching magnetic voice directly touched everyone's hearts through the speaker. Thanks to GU's high-end mobile phone and expensive radio equipment of the program group, even through the TV The audience still couldn't resist this wave of attacks.

not good!Ears are pregnant! BY female audience

not good!Baby bends! BY male audience

"It seems that I have received a housewarming gift package, my dear little son."

Gu Xiaojin also helplessly covered his face when he heard the sudden heartbeats in his ears with his provocative British accent, Su Chutian's deep laughter. This old man in his 30s had only been seen for a few months. Deep again!They've been together for 20 years, and they haven't bled or exhausted until now. His father is also awesome.

"Got it, I love you daddy, are you in Japan with daddy?"

enough!Isn't it just saying "I love you" between family members!What about the warning "cough" on the other side?

"Well, the store manager said that there is a new stock. You know, your father is a gun fan."

"Daddy, are you at sea? The wind is so loud."

"Yes, when fishing in the sea, the freshly caught sea fish is made into sashimi on the spot, and the taste is completely different."

Glancing at the absolutely eye-catching large tuna, Gu Xiaojin couldn't help feeling a little turbulent in his heart. Although his daddy has a bad personality and bad intentions, he is so kind to him!

"Great, is the tuna you sent here also caught by Daddy?"

Unlike the gentle and elegant GU, Gu Xiaojin was obviously happy when he accepted the gift from his own father, and his voice was much higher than usual. At this time, everyone remembered that this big boy who had endured a lot of malice in the circle had just come of age this year.

"Thinking too much, silly boy, if I really caught it, I would have already fed it into your father's stomach, where is your share, that guy met a fishing boat at sea before and bid for it. "

Glass's heart was broken, he should have known earlier, he and Gu Xiaotu sent it as a phone call fee, the first place in the heart of that shameless couple will always be each other, the two brothers can only be ranked second and second Three, maybe it will be later!

Twitching the corner of his mouth, Gu Xiaojin silently changed the subject.

"Daddy, my roommates want to thank you for the housewarming gift package."

So, everyone excitedly gave an introduction to the other end of the phone, and then said in unison that they would enjoy it, thank you very much.

After the greeting, Gu Xiaojin obviously wanted to say something to his father, but suddenly another thick and hoarse male voice came from the other end of the phone.

"What about the agreed world of two people?"

"Don't be jealous, it's our youngest son."

"Seeing day and night for more than ten years is not enough?"

"Okay, okay, one more word..."

There was an obvious sound of a Trojan horse, and GU, who was still holding a public phone in front of the camera, covered his face in embarrassment.

"I'm going to continue the two-person world with your father. I need to find Barnett. That's it. Bye. Du—"

The artists, who had basically no problem listening and reading English, finally couldn't help laughing after the phone was hung up.

"Xiao Jin, it's not easy for you, hahaha, your daddy is so cute!"

Park Pearl, who is closest to GU, came up immediately to comfort the fragile heart who was slapped by family affection. If the smile on her face was not so obvious, the effect would be better.

Probably for the effect of the show, other family members followed suit and stepped forward to hug one by one.

With a smile, GU put the phone away.

"It's okay, I'm used to it, the relationship between Daddy and Dad has always been very sticky, although he always dislikes me and my brother, but in fact he treats us very well, my brother went to join the army, and I came to Korea to be an artist, my father didn't stop me at all , just to say, behind us, they are always there."

The emotional time caused by the national fathers lasted only a few minutes. As a foodie, Gu Xiaojin couldn't wait to prepare a big meal.

In order to ensure the taste, even if there is a freezer, tuna should not be stored for too long, so under the suggestion of GU, the first part of the birthday party is to enjoy the delicious tuna belly sashimi!

Whether it is a professional and handsome fish solution session, or later controlling the entire kitchen, quickly consume all kinds of high-end ingredients, and provide perfect star-rated food for the family.

The gentlemanly demeanor and magnanimity are fully volatile, plus there is a first-level GU blowing Park Pearl commenting and giving praise during the whole process, not to mention the female artist who has thoughts about GU from the beginning, even if she has a great hatred for him Mei Mei couldn't control her throbbing heart, and when she looked at that face, which was more delicate than a woman's, she couldn't help being stained with a hint of pink.

Good looking, great cooking skills, gentle and easy to handle personality, and most importantly, the family is super rich, he is simply a big-letter rich son-in-law on the move!

Next, the viewers who were still squatting in front of the TV received a universe-level malicious message from the roommate production team, and played the beauty of GU cooking for 5 minutes, followed by 20 minutes for the roommates to enjoy happily Delicious dishes for the whole table.

The mourning PD also made a close-up of every dish!Although GU took the initiative to share the food with the staff after the show, this did not prevent them from teasing the audience at all!

Clinking cups, aromas, chatting and laughing, a late-night food show!Chiguoguo's newspaper office!

However, the maliciousness of the program group was beyond the audience's imagination, and the feature film ended at the moment when everyone decided to go to the living room on the second floor to chat and play games!And the trailer confused the audience even more.

In the corridor on the second floor, GU stopped Li Lili who was about to go downstairs, and a gentle smile appeared on her face with the beauty effect.The original pleasant voice seemed to be colored by alcohol, with an inexplicable sense of intoxication.

"Lily, are you free tomorrow?"

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【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Let go of that GU!let me! ! ! 】

【No no no! !This is not true!The male god sent a date invitation to Li Lili QAQ heartbroken! 】

[Calm down, it is probably arranged by the program group, they are all new artists. 】

[I'm just curious about what the GU family does, what kind of family can eat billions of won for a meal! 】

[It's useless to be curious, unless someone is willing to disclose it, otherwise you won't be able to dig it out. By the way, GU hacker be careful, he has a big background, be careful not to get someone but kill yourself instead. 】

[In other words, GU is a newcomer with few cameras, so I understand the reasoning, but I still don't accept it!Begging for more delivery!Can't get enough of it! ! !An episode is only a few minutes QAQ]

[That 5-minute close-up is enough for me to lick for a year! 】

[This is not to blame for the program team. As a former GU black, GU usually has a very tight schedule. 】

[Don't be an ass on me upstairs! What kind of schedule can GU have? Isn't it because you boycotted many activities of the seed group, so he doesn't have to attend! 】

[Cough, I admit that it was all caused by prejudice at the beginning, but I have changed my mind now!I am a true fan of GU, a brain fan!Back to the topic, although he didn't participate in the seed group event, don't forget that GU is the artist with the highest endorsement income of the year!In addition to endorsement activities, he has classes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday during the day. I don’t know what it is. It’s the building that Park Pearl mentioned in the last episode. . 】

【Yes!And the day before the holiday, GU would always sweep the supermarkets, and then start to live at home. Even if he went out, he would drive in and out of some high-end communities, restaurants, and clubs. He is really the most difficult artist to follow!I remembered the feeling of heartache when I wanted to drag him in a sack to ruin it in a corner, but I couldn't do it!In other words, as a face controler, how could I be so blind and black Gu?Too strange. 】

[Fuck, I can't remember how to hack him! 】

[It seems that YG only released the information of GU, but the black material was overwhelming the next day, so it was naturally black, right?To tell the truth, at the time when he was torn apart like this, GU didn't come out to slap his face with his strength, and later the news broke that he was stalking MEI.To be honest, as a woman, I’m actually very jealous of his face, and I don’t have the same nympho impulse as chasing other male gods; as a man, I probably hate him even more, MEI is in the male fan circle It's so delicious. 】

The topic of retrospectives was quickly taken away by a sudden wave of people.

[Ghost's jealousy is still world-class as always, even his own son's jealousy, my heart aches for my little nephew! 】

[Mr. has reached the height again, 2000 million Ruanmei coins to buy a fish, laughing! 】

[Hold your nosebleed and kneel on the keyboard, my wife, listen to my explanation!I didn't bend!No bends!No bends!Nosebleeds or something when I hear laughter is a conditioned reflex! ! ! ! 】

[The gentleman who caresses upstairs, saying that it is nonsense to say that there are no bends a million times, I give you a conscience suggestion, lift your daughter-in-law and throw it on the bed, if there is no bend, you will know it in one shot. 】

[The lady sauce upstairs is in someone else's territory anyway, don't think that people who speak English can't understand it, please save some face for your husband and little nephew, by the way, I suggest you like it! 】

[Poor little nephew, don't cry!Stand up and fuck!When you go on tour to New Zealand, I will personally take you out on a yacht to catch lobsters and abalones!You can buy as much salmon as you want from Mount Cook! 】

[Poor little nephew, don't cry!Stand up and fuck!When you tour to Australia, I will take you out to sea too!Lobster, sea crab, oyster all in one! 】

[Poor little nephew, don't cry!Stand up and fuck!When you tour to Mexico, although my sister doesn't have a yacht, she has a plane!Take you to jump into the swallow cave! 】

[Poor little nephew, don't cry!Stand up and fuck!When you tour to Zaire, although my brother has no yachts or planes, he has diamond fields!There are a lot of rough stones for you to play with! 】

[Surprised the mysterious gentlemen and ladies local tyrants!group photo! ! 】

All of a sudden, the poor little nephew's body became popular on major social networking sites, triggering a new round of frenzy to show off his wealth. If he doesn't show off his wealth, he can only watch the show quietly like a chicken and wait for the fourth episode of Roommate next week.