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Just when he was eating mapo tofu with thick thighs that didn’t taste very good but had the halo bonus of being a virgin and was still thinking about whether he should put less old godmother, it seemed a bit salty, the express uncle A asked him: " Thigh, what about the mage you agreed to?"

The thick thigh immediately pretended to be garlic and asked, "What? What mage?"

Courier Uncle B said: "Damn! Your apprentice!"

Thick thighs continued to pretend to be confused and said: "Mike? Mike is not here."

Courier Uncle B said: "Obviously, I just saw his trumpet doing daily work."

Thick thighs quickly waved their hands and said, "You've got the wrong person."

Courier Uncle B said: "Impossible! The whole service is not such a cheap trumpet, and it has covered up a hundred miles around the god stone, and the trees can't be planted."

Thick thighs turned a deaf ear and lowered their heads to lick the tofu into their mouths.

Xiaohongzao pinched his throat and said, "Oh haha~~ Ten out of ten have hit a soft nail, right? You have a deep relationship between master and apprentice, and your apprentice is a white-eyed wolf~"

Thick thighs slammed the plate on the table and said angrily: "Youfart! You say that because you don't know him!"

Xiaohongzao nodded: "Yeah, you know him, you know why he hasn't received him yet?"

Thick thighs said: "I don't have a mosquito net at home!"

Yunda explained: "It's not a mosquito net, it means receiving your power."

Little Red Date: "He can't figure it out. Fortunately, master and apprentice ~ It's clear that when you have a daughter-in-law, you forget the master~"

Thick thighs thought, he wouldn’t listen to me without Miss Lian, but he said bravely: “Whatever you say, anyway, anyway, Mike is not what you imagined!”

Xiaohongzao: "What's that like? You won't even ask him to do a favor. Do you really expect him to treat you as a good friend, brother, and master? You can continue to be beaten by us this week."

Thick thighs stopped talking, think about it, since Fan Dabao has grown up to be a queen, he has been the director of the Women's Federation, and he is busy fighting and getting equipment, the two of them are not as close as they were before they were graduated Well, after Fan Dabao’s fish balls were cheated away, he became even more elusive; he would only tell nonsense jokes all day long, and after laughing, I’d quit the team to fight, and you’d have nothing left for you to plant gold with a trumpet; Usually it’s okay to ask him for advice, but when it came to coming to help, he tried his best to push back, and then found an opportunity to sneak away, not even bothering to say a few words with thick thighs.

Did you treat me as a goodfriend?

The thick thigh shook his head helplessly, got up to wash the dishes, and muttered: "Mike must have grown up and reached the stage of rebellion."

The group of big tits shouted: "Fan Mingbao! Are you a menopausal aunt who is a collector?! Where do you get so many ink dragon flutes in the treasury?"

Fan Dabao said: "It was caught by fishing, can't it?"

Tuan Datui: "My day! Why do you separate the ones that can be superimposed?"

Fan Dabao: "How beautiful, the treasury is full~"

Grandma Tuan: "You are sick, throw it all away for me, do you hear me? I have nowhere to put my things!"

Fan Dabao: "Why throw it away, maybe it will be useful in the future?"

Mi Xiaolian whispered to him: "No one wants it now, and it's hard to give it away."

Fan Dabao said: "Damn it, it's such a flop? You must know that the Molong Flute was popular in the entire game four or five years ago!"

Mi Xiaolian: "After all, I'm too angry."

Fan Dabao said regretfully: "A spoiled pet is not as good as a dog. I think that when I was a teacher that year, my thigh gave me a trouser belt with 8 diamonds, and said that I could wear it when I reached level 60. I broke the small size I don’t know what to give him as a gift, but I passed by a small street stall and bought a Molong flute for him for 20 gold. Now that I think about it, it was really many years ago~”

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Is the belt still there?"

Fan Dabao: "It's locked in the warehouse. I just don't know if the black dragon on the thigh is still there. Hey~ I can't collect pets at that time. It will be gone in a month."

Mi Xiaolian said: "The treasury has so many, you can give him another one."

Fan Dabao said, "Now? What does he want, and he still cares about such a petty pet?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "The one you gave must be different."

Fan Dabao: "What's the difference? I can get more money for what I give away? He doesn't care about the silver or copper."

Mi Xiaolian: "...that's not what it means."

Fan Dabao secretly said to Mi Xiaolian: "I won't study this anymore. I just took advantage of Ah Tuan's inattention and stole her tattered padded jacket from the treasury. I'll exchange two halos for us later."

Then I heard Grandma Tuan jumping and cursing again: "Fan Mingbao! Where's my ragged cotton jacket?!"

Fan Dabao was frank: "Papa took it, how about it?"

Big tits: "Bitch! Give me back!"

Fan Dabao: "No, it's time to change the halo, Mi Xiaolian and I each have a Qixi Festival ode~ two orioles sing green willows~ a group of gays go to the blue sky~~"

"That's not right..." Mi Xiaolian pulled Fan Dabao's sleeve and said, "There are four birds in two Qixi Festival..."

Fan Dabao said, "Oh, yes, but don't worry about such details."

Grandma Tuan scolded: "Forget about Mi Xiaolian, you must pay me back!"

Fan Dabao played a rascal again: "The national treasury is so rich, you can take as much as you want to pay off the debt."

Big tits: "Bitch, bitch, bitch!"

Mi Xiaolian comforted her and said, "Calm down, Ah Tuan, how about I give you some grass essence flowers?"

Grandma Tuan rolled her eyes at Fan Dabao and said, "No need, I'll give you that one, and Fan Mingbao's one will be taken away by a dog."

Fan Dabao rolled her eyes indifferently and said, "My son is scolding me~"

Grandma Tuan: "Bah! I'm on duty and I don't bother to talk to you!"

Fan Dabao: "9527, please be upright, or I will complain to you!"

Tuan Datui: "Go away."

After Tuan Datui went offline, Mi Xiaolian asked Fan Dabao, "Where did you get these ink dragon flutes?"

Fan Dabao scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "It's true that I got it from fishing at that time. I have been saving it all the time. I wanted to save a few more for my thighs. He has no shortage of pets. Who knew that he started a pet collection later on. System, I forgot about this after a long time, and I only discovered that I had saved so much yesterday when I cleaned up the small warehouse."

Mi Xiaolian nodded and said, "Good apprentice Da Huang, your memory is really good."

Fan Dabao suddenly grieved and said: "That's right! Do you think he is worthy of me?! Everyone wants to be with a rich master, but I end up with such a picky one! Why don't you give me a purple outfit! Gave me a belt! A belt! 15 gold each! You don’t need to pay for the next dungeon with a group! I heard that so-and-so’s master gave her a nanny when she left the teacher! More than 3000 gold! A mage set can cost less than 3000 gold!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Who made the mage's world set worthless, why don't you practice a nanny, you really can't blame your thighs for this matter."

Fan Dabao beat his chest and said, "I love myself!"

Mi Xiaolian watched him act with a smile and said: "Okay, don't pretend, you master and apprentice are already very rare, how many people accept an apprentice and take them with them, and they will disappear, or else they just want this or that. , it’s not easy to be able to get to the present together.”

Fan Dabao tentatively asked, "Where are you and your heartless apprentice?"

Mi Xiaolian smiled wryly, "He..."

Fan Dabao said, "It's fine if you don't want to mention it, just pretend I didn't ask."

Mi Xiaolian said: "There is nothing I can't mention. The system assigned him to me when I was still a trumpet. After a long time, he naturally came together. He is very competitive and has a bad temper. To be honest, he is not very good. Easy to get along with."

Fan Dabao bent down and looked at Mi Xiaolian curiously, and asked, "Then what do you like about him?"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing: "I was blind at the time, what did you say, who didn't like scum when they were young."

Fan Dabao said indignantly on Mi Xiaolian's behalf: "That's right! Look at you, what a child you are, it's because he doesn't know how to cherish it."

Mi Xiaolian imitated Fan Dabao's tone and said, "Exactly! It also ruined the relationship between master and apprentice for many years."

Fan Dabao stared at Mi Xiaolian for a while, and Mi Xiaolian was furiously stared at, and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Fan Dabao stretched out his hand to touch Mi Xiaolian's head and comforted him, "A person will fall in love several times in a lifetime, which means he will be attracted to several people, but what happens after he is attracted? If he doesn't manage well, the relationship will fade a little bit, to four. Don’t pay too much attention to the person who has gone far away until you meet each other until you don’t have any special feelings, the one who can accompany you to the end is worth your tears.”

Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, if you don’t mention it, I’ll forget it, so what do you care about?He asked: "The person who makes me cry, why do I like him?"

Fan Dabao said, "So? He's not someone you like, so why would you shed tears for him?"

One sentence hit the weakest part of Mi Xiaolian's heart, but he soon felt relieved, and smiled helplessly and raised the white flag: "Master Bao, I admit defeat, you are right!"

Fan Dabao patted Mi Xiaolian on the shoulder, and said proudly: "Learn a little bit. In the past, when there were many pure-hearted landlords and pretty guests, I had to enlighten the group of boys and girls who were depressed after their crush failed. , Open your mouth and pour chicken soup hard, just pour a few more bowls and it will take a long time."

Mi Xiaolian looked at Fan Dabao with admiration, although his acting skills were a bit exaggerated: "Master Bao is so amazing!"

Fan Dabao flicked his bangs and pointed at the power page and said, "That's ~ convincing people with virtue! Do you understand? Otherwise, you can see that my Chunqing family has a big business..." Seeing that the only members of the power online are him and Mi Xiaolian, Fan Dabao coughed twice and continued, "Is that right? That's what happened."

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."

Fan Dabao: "Okay, take the time to write a report to me, just write about your thoughts after listening to Uncle Bao's kind words just now."

Mi Xiaolian said: "I have feelings!"

Fan Dabao asked, "So fast? Let's hear it."

Mi Xiaolian nodded and said: "Well, the feeling is that I will only like people who can make me happy in the future."

Fan Dabao said with satisfaction: "That's right! That's it! I didn't waste my words, okay, okay, I saved another little lamb that lost its way. Now that your heart is over, why don't you dig grass?"

As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt from the blue sky made Mi Xiaolian's face ashen ashes: "Ah?! Digging again?!" Besides, where did my heart come from!

Fan Dabao said: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, the treasury doesn't have enough materials for the division's mission, you are responsible for digging grass, and I am responsible for mining, let's go~"

Mi Xiaolian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay."

Fan Dabao rubbed the dirt on his horse and said, "I'll go ahead and help you open the way, let's go~"

Mi Xiaolian followed behind Fan Dabao, watched him dancing with a smile, and finally understood why she liked him.

A sense of security, no matter what happens, as long as Fan Dabao says a word, all problems can be solved, so everyone trusts and relies on him invisibly.

Fan Dabao suddenly turned his head and said to Mi Xiaolian: "I stole all the bitter wine left in the national treasury, and I will give it to you for the mission of the teacher. Don't tell Ah Tuan and the others."

Mi Xiaolian twitched her right cheek, and agreed with a stiff expression: "...OK..."

Person in charge? !

Although Fan Dabao is unknowingly complacent in love, but the thick thighs of the good mentor and Fan Dabao are not good at Chinese, they can't express their meaning, and they think too much, so the friendship between them is still in crisis.