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This Thursday, the first round of military exercises is over. Hold your thick legs tightly to pretend that you have won the battle of Xiong Domination after all the hard work. As soon as you leave the battlefield with your thick thighs wiping the sweat on your forehead, before you have a sip of water, the little red dates Jump to their channel and start posting: "Hee hee, thighs, guess what I just saw?"

Thick thighs took a sip of water from the water glass and asked, "Did you see Lao Wang directing the soldiers while urinating?"

Little Red Zao said with a blushing face, "What~ I was fighting against a middle school boy in that round just now."

Thick thighs said perfunctorily: "Oh? Then you see that Da Que is digging chrysanthemums and directing soldiers at the same time?"

Xiao Hongzao covered her face and said coquettishly, "Ah! Why are you so shameless!"

Thick thighs thought to you, just put on a show at this level, I never saw you so shy when you said things that deserved to be silenced.

Xiaohongzao continued to twitch and said, "Guess who I saw~"

Thick thigh: "Little sweet potato?"

Little Red Date: "No~"

Thick thigh: "Big sweet potato?"

Little Red Date: "No ~ yes ~"

Thick thighs: "whocare? Don't guess."

Xiaohongzao pinched his throat and said, "Your good apprentice, Fan Dabao!"

"Pfft!" Wahaha, whose thick thighs sprayed the monitor all over, choked a mouthful of cold water into his trachea. He coughed and wiped the monitor with a tissue, "Are you sure? Did you read it right?"

Xiao Hongzao scratched his head and made a gesture: "Of course~ how can I read this wrong? It's still the main force of Shouli Island. And I've heard that he and Sha Daque put a price tag of 180 gold a night on the military battle and 300 gold a night , This abacus is really tricky, let me remind you, it is useless to kill him emotionally, you might as well actually give him some benefits~ This man, tsk tsk, only has money in his eyes, so realistic."

Thick thighs are a little unhappy: "What are you talking about?"

Xiaohongzao: "Don't be unhappy, look at Fan Dabao's dog-legged behavior towards Silly Daque, isn't it that Silly Daque even gave him a panda mount?"

Thick thigh slammed the mouse and kicked Xiaohongzao out of the channel, hugging his chest and sulking, not so much anger as disappointment.After getting along for so many years, thick thighs know that Fan Dabao is a kind person. Although everyone says that he is stingy and stingy when he sees money, he never cheats his own people. If you can help him, roll up your sleeves without saying a word Just go, except this time...

Thick thighs drooped and I thought to myself, so I am not as good as a panda in Mike's heart...

Member A of the faction comforted him and said, "Thigh, don't be angry, Dabao is still a child. Give him a lollipop and he will definitely follow."

The thick thighs were even more disappointed: "He is already 26."

Force member A said with some embarrassment: "This...maybe because the mental age is relatively young."

Thick thighs turned his head to the other side: "The mental age is so young that he can't die and cannot live the people who have offended him one by one? SF Yuantong Zhongtong Best Huitong still trembles when Mike is mentioned."

Force member A didn't know what to say, so he said nonsense: "He doesn't, no, doesn't understand, you should be more responsible as a master."

The thick thigh barely returned some blood and said, "Actually, Mike used to be very cute."

He hugged his thick legs tightly so that he could force all the members of the force to exclaim inwardly, "Him? !Fan Dabao? !cute? !

Force member B asked: "Does your understanding of cuteness deviate from ours?"

Thick thighs said: "No, it's just cute~"

Holding the thick legs tightly so as to force all the members of the force to secretly exclaim: People who grew up abroad really have a peculiar aesthetic!

Thick thighs anxiously said: "What's the matter? It's really cute!" Then he fell into fond memories, "Mike was only level 35 at the time, I took him to do weekly routines one weekend, and he asked me, Leg~Leg ~What is the Rizang Deep Diamond used for? I opened one from the Hongfu Treasure Box. I said it was for protective equipment. You can’t use it now when you are young. You can use it after wearing the suit. Then Mike said , then I’ll give it to you, anyway, I’m useless now. Don’t you think he’s cute!”

Force member C said: "Wait! We have heard this paragraph. After you took his daily drill, he said he wanted to wear a suit like you, and then you took him to Huangquan to touch the cow. He squatted in the dungeon A group of trumpets begging to bring their books was gathered at the door, and they asked others to collect money, which caused you to die six or seven times, let alone swallowing all the horse food in the end..."

The thick thigh hurriedly said: "No, no, it's actually all my fault. I should remind him to be a big nurse and a big swordsman."

Hugging their thick legs tightly so as to force all the members of the force to secretly exclaim: Do you understand what we mean?

Thick thighs went on to say: "And what's more, what's more, one day when Mike reached level 40, he dug out a dzi bead beside him and produced a little demon, and beat the little demon by himself and picked up a few poly Neng Dan, he asked me, what is Leg~Leg~ Ju Neng Dan used for? I said it is for feeding beads. It doesn’t make sense to raise beads when you are still young. You can use them when you grow up and raise awesome beads Yes. Then Mike said, I’ll give it to you, anyway, I’m useless now. Do you think he’s really cute!”

Force member C said: "Wait! We've heard this before too. After you took his Concentrated Energy Pill, he said he wanted to bring an awesome bead like you, and then you opened a monkey and took him to fight all over the mountains and plains." Fox, you have been beaten to death in the wild several times by the enemy, and your monkey has exploded and lost its soul."

Thick thighs said: "That's right! My monkey was the cutest one in the whole server at that time! But I love you so much! But it's my fault, it's just killing monsters, what kind of monkey is it..."

Hugging their thick legs tightly so as to force all the members of the forces to secretly exclaim: Can you understand Chinese?

Thick thighs continued: "Later, Mike was about to graduate, and he asked me, Leg~Leg~ I will be a big size after graduation, can I be popular and bully the trumpet? I said no, your equipment is too watery Well, there is no protection and no refinement, so I can only bully those who hang up and set up stalls. Mike asked again, what is refinement, please refine it for me~"

Force member C interrupted him and said: "Legs, we have heard this passage several times. Later, in order to demonstrate to him how to refine, it is a wise idea to buy all the stones. You say keep the original attributes, he I asked you why Xunfa would randomly become Jiyu and Mingsi, and you said it was high? I pressed the button to save the new attribute with a shake of my hand, and turned a good Jiyu attack into Mingsi method defense."

Hearing this, the thick thigh looked at his underpants and cried aloud. In the next few years, he refined at least 13 moves before changing the Ming Si method defense back to the fast method attack.

The thick thigh cried and said, "Why did my hands shake at that time?"

Hugging his thick legs tightly so as to force all the members of the force to secretly exclaim: "It's hopeless, it's hopeless!"Apprentice accusations are hopeless!

Force member C sighed and said, "It's also miserable."

Member A of the faction shouted: "Don't cry, don't cry, the show is on, the show is on, this is the courier uncle."

The thick thigh was paralyzed again, and he said weakly: "Just hit it casually, don't waste your energy."

Force member A said in a low voice: "Yeah, it's too strenuous. It would be great if we had a mage."

Force member C said: "Even one is fine."

Thick thighs looked at the sighing power members, and thought helplessly, oh, Mike~Mike~Mike~ What should I do with you?Do you want to talk about money with me too?

Because Xiaohongzao was kicked out of the channel where he hugged his thick legs and pretended to be coquettish, he kept losing his temper and complained everywhere that his thick thighs bullied him. Well, isn’t this sowing discord?” Xiao Hongzao’s crying became louder, Yunda couldn’t coax him even on his knees, and the powerful immortal master who delivered the courier to the sexy uncle couldn’t stand it anymore, so he reconciled a few words, his wife Immediately, Immortal Fairy shook her face and kicked her son into a quarrel, asking the Immortal Venerable if she had taken a fancy to Xiaohongzao. She had already discovered that you two were at odds. Back then, Xiaohongzao didn't have the good intentions to give it to different teams in the next dungeon. Xianzun is clear and bright, and he doesn't know how to restrain himself even after getting married. Who will show these yin and yang green tea accents!This added fuel to the flames, Xiao Hongzao quarreled with Xian Ji again, you bitch, I'm a bitch, I don't bitch, I have a dick, you don't have a dick, you are the most bitch, no matter whether you have a dick or not, you are a bitch anyway, You don't have a dick and you have a dick, you're a bitch than me no matter what.It itself was formed by the merger of two factions. On the surface, the situation was calm, but there were still two factions. Relatives and friends from both sides stood in line to criticize each other.

So in the second military exercise, the courier uncles were busy arguing and none of them went in. The man who hugged his thick legs and pretended to be aggressive finished washing the flag with a confused face, and won for no reason.

After the thick thigh came out, he looked at the NPC and found that the second-year boy and Hong Xing were still fighting inside. He was a little uneasy. If the second-year boy won, then there must be a battle between the two forces. on...

This reminded the thick thighs of the time when Fan Dabao's equipment was just formed, and he was wearing a 9-diamond battle suit that was washed fairly well. The thick thighs said that we should come and learn from each other, and Fan Dabao rolled away immediately, saying: " You taught me how to smash diamonds, you taught me how to raise pearls, and how to refine them, so I can't be ungrateful!"

At that time, I was so touched by the thick thighs, although I later learned that Fan Dabao was beaten up by Taoist priests when he was on the 69 battlefield. Whenever he saw a Taoist priest, he waved the white flag before he approached.After so many years, Fan Dabao has never fought with a weapon with thick thighs. I don't know if he is afraid of being beaten or because he really doesn't want to fight him.The thick thighs are full of thoughts, that worry, if this is really going to fight with his good apprentice...

Oh~Mike~Mike~Mike~ It hurts me to play mage!

However, the second-year teenagers did not live up to expectations. A group of virgins were molested by Hong Xing's gangsters who only wore blue-and-white boxer pants. After returning to the pigsty, he refused to come out again. He was so angry that he patted the table and scolded the pregnant girl. After scolding Fan Dabao, after scolding Fan Dabao, he was about to scold the pregnant girl when he saw Fan Dabao riding his panda Tuo. Tuoqi didn't hit one place and continued to scold Fan Dabao.When the scolding is over, the military exercise is over.

Silly and exhausted, he said: "I'll go lie down for a while, Fan Dabao, get out of here and go back to your own forces."

Fan Dabao had no time to talk to him at all, and was riding a panda to show off to Mi Xiaolian who was waiting for him at the gate of the battlefield: "Mi Xiaolian, Mi Xiaolian! Look! She's so cute!"

Mi Xiaolian shook her head and said, "It's not pretty, it's silly."

Fan Dabao took a close look at the panda's face and squinted his eyes, saying, "It seems pretty stupid, but it's okay! Because it doesn't cost money!"

Mi Xiaolian asked softly, "You really don't have time to ride?"

Fan Dabao said: "It's really gone. Fan Aiguo is only level 74. I'm exhausted from running."

Mi Xiaolian said: "It's more tired than you, you should take good care of the horse, a full-level mage doesn't even have a full-level horse."

Fan Dabao kept pressing the space bar to toss the panda and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have the fastest mount~~~~咩~咩~咩~"

This scene was seen by the thick thighs who just came out of the battlefield. His only apprentice was showing off the mount given to him by other forces with the logo of other forces. Shock, he thought morosely, what did I ever give Mike?Oh, I gave him a pair of 8-diamond trouser belts when he left the teacher. We Chinese have an old saying that people die for money, and birds die for food. Maybe you can’t blame Mike, and Mike can’t always rely on it like he did when he was a trumpet. me.

Mi Xiaolian pointed to the top of Fan Dabao's head and said, "Master Bao, it's time to come back."

Only then did Fan Dabao react: "Oh, come on~"

Then he greeted Silly Daque and said, "Dasha Que, I'm going back, see you on Saturday."

Silly Daque was so heartbroken that he passed out early, his aunt said: "Go away, I don't think he wants to see you on Saturday either."

Fan Dabao said, "I took the money, and I'm very trustworthy!"

The aunt said: "You can pay the money to the treasury."

Fan Dabao said: "Small business, non-refundable, no credit, goodbye~"

My aunt watched Fan Dabao retreat and leave, thinking, come back on Saturday, wonder if he will cheat all the thunder diamonds saved by the idiot?Fan Dabao looked back at the top of his head and said with emotion: "Ah, it's still the symbol of my pure love that looks good, so pink~" He asked Mi Xiaolian again: "What are we going to do now?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Whatever you want, as long as you don't dig grass!"

Fan Dabao said: "Just use experience to get rid of horses?"

Mi Xiaolian said, "That's fine."

Fan Dabao rubbed out the fox and said, "I'll go see if there are any lumps."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "You don't ride a panda anymore?"

Fan Dabao blushed and said embarrassedly: "I still like the fox you gave me."

Just as Mi Xiaolian was about to speak, her thick thighs slipped into the team of the two of them.

Mi Xiaolian thought in her heart, it's not good, the atmosphere is a bit embarrassing, her thigh must have known that Fan Dabao was going to help Silly Daque, and she should have stopped him if she had known.

And Fan Dabao was racking his brains to think about how to fool his thick thighs.

Who knew that when the thick thigh opened his mouth, it was: "Mike~ Your sect's assistant hasn't been replaced yet, right? I'll give you 15 nephrite jade?"

Fan Dabao was dumbfounded immediately, what the hell, his thighs didn't play cards according to the rules, how could this be sung?Hastily asked: "Leg? Are you acting stupid?"

Thick thighs said: "No way, there is a saying that victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. There is nothing to care about winning or losing. I just want to see your deputy who is still using dungeons."

Fan Dabao interrupted him and said: "It's useless to have nephrite jade, my sect prestige is all exchanged for treasure boxes to open refining molds."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Thick thighs: "It's okay, it's okay, you can save it first, and then slowly gain reputation by doing the teacher's task. If you are too lazy to do it, I will give you a few more reputation books?"

Fan Dabao shook his head: "Don't! If you put it in my warehouse, I will definitely sell it!"

Thick thighs thought for a while and said: "Then I'll give you a mount, if Huang Quan doesn't belong, do you want it?"

Fan Dabao said, "No, the angle of view is too high to see the road clearly."

Thick thigh: "How about giving you two 17 diamonds? Can you put 18 on the weapon?"

Fan Dabao: "No, a silly phoenix with two light sticks, it's so ugly."

Thick thighs: "Tell me what you want, and I'll buy it for you."

Fan Dabao looked at his thick thigh suspiciously and asked, "What's the matter with you today?"

Thick thighs: "Okay, let's get straight to the point, what price do you offer?"

Fan Dabao's expression darkened, and he asked, "What do you mean?"

The thick thigh said: "How about this, I will give you 180 gold for a military exercise, and 600 gold for a night of power battle, and I will give you two more mounts, you come and help me with your thick legs."

Fan Dabao sneered and asked, "Well, in your eyes, I, Fan Mingbao, am just a person who sees profit and forgets righteousness?"

Thick thighs said: "The price I'm offering now is twice that of the silly one. Are you not satisfied? You can add more."

Fan Dabao said angrily: "Okay, 1800 gold for one game, 6000 gold for one night's power battle, and four mounts, if you are willing to take them out, I will help you."

Thick thighs did some calculations, and said with a sneer, "Do you think you are a mage with 10 costume reviews?"

This is the first time that Fan Dabao has spoken to thick thighs in such a strong tone, he said: "If you can't afford the money, don't have sex with me. apprentice."

Thick thighs smiled wryly and said: "so what? Then have you ever regarded me as a master? I 'asked' you to help me several times, but you refused; I 'begged' you to help me, but you refused; I paid for it , you still refuse, you can say that you think my price is too low, but while pretending to be a master and apprentice, talking about money hurts feelings, while wagging your tail at others with a few words and money, oh, I understand, you Are you afraid that I will cut off your money?"

At this time, Fan Dabao calmed down instead. He looked at his thick thighs coldly and said, "You continue."

Thick thighs: "What else is there to say? You are an archmage now. You are in charge of a big power and earn a lot of money. My so-called master should have rolled away to cool off."

Fan Dabao: "Then why don't you get out?"

Thick thighs scolded: "Okay! I will transfer to the server tomorrow with my influence. Who wants to stay in such a crappy place where there is no point card and high prices?"

Fan Dabao said angrily: "Go slowly! No delivery!"

Thick thighs were trembling with anger, pointed at Fan Dabao and said, "You heartless guy, let me ask you, who brought you back from Novice Village when you were only level 15?"

Fan Dabao: "You want to pick it up yourself, did I force you? Did I force you?"

Thick thighs: "Who taught you how to play this game?"

Fan Dabao: "You want to teach yourself, did I force you? Did I force you?"

Thick thighs: "Who took you every day to brush up dungeons and clear tasks to accompany you as a teacher?"

Fan Dabao: "You don't suffer a lot if you have the prestige of master and apprentice, and you have dungeon horse food."

Thick thighs looked at the indifferent Fan Dabao disappointedly and said: "No matter what others say about you, I don't believe it. I never thought that you are really the kind of ungrateful and selfish person."

Fan Dabao looked back at his thick thigh provocatively and said, "What? People live for themselves, why should I care what other people think?" And you, the master who raised me with his own hands, actually thinks of me like that?

Thick thighs: "despicable! brazen!"

Fan Dabao said, "You really think I don't understand?"

Thick thighs: "so?!"

Fan Dabao: "soyourmotherso! BB bastard, get out of the safe zone and fight!"

Thick thighs: "I'm afraid of you!"

Fan Dabao: "Let's go!"

Thick thighs: "You go!"

Fan Dabao: "You go first!"

Thick thighs: "Why don't you go first?!"

Fan Dabao: "Why should I go first?"

Mi Xiaolian, who had been silent at the side, finally burst out with anger. He slapped the table and shouted: "Enough! Stop arguing!"

The two quickly shut up and turned their heads to look at Mi Xiaolian timidly at the same time.

Fan Dabao said, "Mi Xiaolian, don't get angry."

Thick thighs nodded and said: "Yes, Miss Lian, it's not beautiful to get angry."

"Don't talk, you two!" Mi Xiaolian looked at Fan Dabao and then at her thick thighs and said, "Primary school students are arguing? What's the difference between what you said just now and the day before yesterday when I asked you to borrow a pencil? I'm an adult, can't I speak openly if I have something to say?!"

Fan Dabao pointed at his thick thigh and said aggrievedly, "He first said that I was ungrateful and selfish!"

Thick thigh pointed at Fan Dabao and said aggrievedly, "He was the one who betrayed our master's friendship first!"

Fan Dabao said, "I don't have any!"

Thick thighs said: "You have it!"

Fan Dabao: "No no no no!"

Thick thighs: "If there is one, there is one!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Is it over?!"

Fan Dabao and Thick Thighs rolled their eyes at each other, and bowed their heads obediently.

Mi Xiaolian sighed and said to Fan Dabao: "If you can't say it, can I help you?"

Fan Dabao turned his face away: "It's up to you."

Mi Xiaolian turned her head and said to her thick thighs: "Actually, Dabao has always regarded you as a good friend, brother, and master. He knows that he is a cheap talker, and he is afraid that one day he will make you unhappy if he says something wrong or does something wrong." , there will be cracks in the master-student friendship, so I have never dared to get too close to you, and of course I don’t want to get rid of your influence.”

Thick thighs said: "I know he is a bit cheap, but what does that matter? I brought him up since he was a child!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Can an apprentice be the same as a member of a faction?"

Thick thighs: "What's the difference?"

Mi Xiaolian: "The difference between a nephew and a company employee."

Thick thighs: "Huh?"

Mi Xiaolian: "If it's just your little nephew, you just need to feed him and make him happy every day, but what if you are the owner of the company and your nephew becomes your employee? You can't just pamper him blindly. If you make a mistake, you will blame him, and he will resent you, and after a long time, you will not be able to get along as well as before, will you?"

Fan Dabao protested: "Who is his nephew?!" But Mi Xiaolian stared back, and obediently shut his mouth.

Thick thighs thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Oh~ I see."

Mi Xiaolian went on to say: "He is also afraid that if you do not do well, you will be disappointed or lose face. After all, you are his master."

Thick thighs: "Why can't you do it well?"

Fan Dabao interjected, "I'm only 7, I can't go against the sky!"

Thick thighs: "So I won't be disappointed."

Fan Dabao: "I think it's okay to be ashamed?"

Thick thighs are still puzzled: "How could it be?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Anyway, he thinks too much and doesn't want to tell you. The most important thing is that Dabao cares about you as a master."

Thick thighs asked Fan Dabao apologetically, "Is that so?"

Fan Dabao nodded indistinctly.

Thick thighs asked: "Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Fan Dabao said softly, "Is it disgusting..."

The thick thighs were moved to tears: "Mike..."

Fan Dabao said, "Bah!"

The thick thigh wiped away tears and said: "It's my fault, don't take it to heart, I was just angry for a while, talking nonsense."

Fan Dabao: "Stop farting, that's what you think in your heart."

Thick thighs: "Miss Lian testifies! If I really think so, I will write Legolas' name backwards!"

Fan Dabao pursed his lips, rolled his eyes again, and said coyly: "Ah, actually... I also have something wrong... How about we forget about this matter and pretend it didn't happen?"

Thick thighs nodded: "OK! OK! This is the best!"

Fan Dabao asked: "Then...will you give nephrite to me?"

Thick thighs said: "One, okay?"

Fan Dabao: "Let's break up the relationship!" Mi Xiaolian glared at Fan Dabao again, and Fan Dabao said with a sneer, "Just kidding."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Do you know where you went wrong?"

Fan Dabao said: "First, you shouldn't hide it from your thighs, and second, you shouldn't take money from the old Wangtou and do nothing..."

The thick thigh said: "Wait? You still took money from the old bastard?"

Fan Dabao said: "Yeah, he probably heard from which 007 that I was going to help Dasha Que fight as a soldier, and then stuffed me with money to be his 007, so I deliberately didn't fill up the mount time to let He just helped me for a month, who knew he lost to you first, and then Da Shaque gave me a mount."

Mi Xiaolian looked at Fan Dabao with some admiration, thinking, what a trick!

Fan Dabao asked his thick thighs: "How about... I will return the money to Sha Daque, and help you fight military exercises and power wars in the future?"

Thick thigh shook his head, smiled and said to Fan Dabao: "No, because we are good friends, so I can't use the name of master to force you to do something you don't want to do. I won't do it before, and I won't do it in the future."

Fan Dabao nodded: "Yeah, don't get in the way of my money, after all I'm too embarrassed to take your money, oh! That's right!" He suddenly remembered something, and after a while, he clicked on the thick thigh trade, and the thick thigh took over At first glance, it turned out to be 400 ink dragon flutes.

Thick thighs asked: "This is?"

Fan Dabao said: "Do you still remember? When I was a teacher, you gave me an 8-diamond trouser belt, and I gave you an ink dragon flute?"

Thick thighs: "Remember, I was so happy at the time, I took it apart and used it."

Fan Dabao said: "Later, I went fishing when I had nothing to do, and I saved these for you, and then after the collection system came out, I think you must have one too, and I just forgot about it..."

The thick thighs were full of tears: "Thank you, Mike!"

Fan Dabao: "Okay, okay, old men don't come here."

Then the three of them started chatting, talking about trivial things when they were trumpets.

Thick thighs asked: "Why don't you like the name Paul?"

Fan Dabao said, "Do you think I'm stupid? 80% of ghosts are called Paul."

Thick thighs said: "No, obviously 95% of ghosts are called Mike!"

Fan Dabao: "Anyway, I only recognize Mike."

Thick thighs: "Oh~Mike~Mike~Mike~ My hands are sore from taking apart the Ink Dragon Flute!"

Fan Dabao: "How many have you dismantled?"

Thick thighs: "200."

Fan Dabao: "There are still 200 more, go for it."

Thick thighs: "Let's break up the relationship, Mike!"

Fan Dabao: "Give me 15 nephrite jade before we break up."

Thick thigh: "I touched your pair of hands for you!"

Fan Dabao: "It's only natural for a master to lead an apprentice!"

Thick thighs: "I died many times at that time!"

Fan Dabao: "Don't blame me, you have to touch the gourd yourself."

Mi Xiaolian felt a little envious when he heard the two of them talking nonsensical words, he seemed to have missed Fan Dabao's most innocent past, and how long can they go together in the future?Turning to look at Fan Dabao who was holding his chin in a daze, Mi Xiaolian smiled slightly, what about the future?Let's talk about it later.