Fan Dabao is also very worried recently. He has changed a total of seven purple outfits. All seven ultimates are skill status hits. If the skill status hits, the skill status is a hit. But I don’t see where the hits are. Still resisting his Feng Qi all the time, why can't he sleep and look for Xiaogua, let alone the group of big and small bosses in the battlefield.

Just after he lost to Mi Xiaolian in the three sparring rounds today, Fan Dabao took a bite of the apple and said, "I'm going to wipe all the Ultimates into disaster! I'll kill you all!"

Mi Xiaolian also gnawed on the apple and said, "I have to wash and wash, but I'm terrified."

Fan Dabao said: "It's good to know that you are afraid, and now you surrender to my uncle, and I can still spare your life!"

Mi Xiaolian chewed the apple indifferently and said, "Master Bao, do you have enough reputation on the battlefield? I remember correctly, your inner shoulder has been washed eight times, and your skill status is still hit."

"The flowering group is so heartbroken, can you blame me?!" Fan Dabao wiped away his sad tears after hearing this, "Can't you say a few words less?!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Gods are more useful than skill status hits."

Fan Dabao: "What can I do if I can't wash it out?"

Mi Xiaolian: "What's the matter? Brush up the reputation on the battlefield and continue washing~"

Fan Dabao: "I always feel that relying on ladders and streamers to gain reputation is too slow. Is there a faster way to gain battlefield reputation?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Buying fire? You are reluctant, so the only thing left is to fight against the forces."

Fan Dabao pointed to the members of the faction and said, "There are only 5 full-level queens online every day, how do you fight?"

Mi Xiaolian shrugged and said, "There is no other way."

Fan Dabao asked treacherously: "How about... I go to another faction every week to hang out with the forces and perform military exercises and wars?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Yes, your sexy thighs have been calling you from afar for a long time."

Fan Dabao tilted his head and thought for a while, "It's better not to go to the thigh."

Mi Xiaolian asked curiously: "Why?"

Fan Dabao: "Lazy, I have a hunch, after I go, I won't be able to come back when I play family cards with my thighs against me, so I have to fight with him every day?"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao: "Speak more deeply?

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."

Fan Dabao chewed an apple and sighed: "In this world, the most difficult thing to deal with is this interpersonal relationship. Think about it, everyone is not perfect, and the closer you get, the more you will feel that the other person is not a big deal. The clearer you can see the small flaws, the better you can get along with each other by keeping a little distance."

Mi Xiaolian nodded empathetically.

Fan Dabao said: "Let me ask you, do you think there are any shortcomings in the thighs?"

After thinking about it, Mi Xiaolian realized that she was not familiar with thighs at all, so she could only shake her head and say, "I knew he was an apprentice."

Fan Dabao said: "That's right, I've known Thigh for many years, and we have a good relationship. It's a good thing we're not on the same side as him. Otherwise, with his stinky and furry personality, I would have turned the tables a long time ago. Ouch, hello." , you don’t know how bad he is? Organize a military drill and if you don’t stand up neatly, he can BB for a long time.”

Mi Xiaolian: "Is that an exaggeration?"

Fan Dabao: "It's not a big deal, you go ask Sangbiao, how many times has his thighs made Sangbiao groan because people in Hongxing don't like to wear fashion, but like to walk around in a pair of blue bottom and white floral boxer pants? Condescending, damaging the image of the alliance, and teaching children badly, if Sangbiao didn't see how handsome he is, he would have cut him long ago."

Mi Xiaolian: "I can't tell."

"So~" Fan Dabao said, resting his chin, "I'm just so open-mouthed and lazy, one day I accidentally said something or did something that made him unhappy... right? Between people The relationship that took four years to build is likely to be ruined by an unintentional joke. It’s fragile. It’s better to keep a distance than to be careful. No matter what benefits my thighs say to me, I won’t go to him. For this reason, it is better to find an unfamiliar force, and people will not care if they come and go freely. After all, compared with money, feelings are more important."

Mi Xiaolian stepped forward to tap Fan Dabao's forehead and asked, "Did you take the wrong medicine today? It's not like this usually."

Fan Dabao snorted: "What what? After all, Master Bao, I am suave, handsome, full of poems and books, and I am very fond of fragrance and cherish jade~"

Mi Xiaolian: "No, then why do you scold Ah Tuan and the others all day long?"

Fan Dabao said: "Don't be so demanding, okay? I've been sympathetic to you, haven't I? Besides, Ah Tuan is a fool to begin with, so why not argue?"

Mi Xiaolian said stealthily: "I feel like there's no point in arguing."

Then I saw Grandma Tuan cursing on the power channel: "Fan Mingbao! My eyelids have been twitching all the time, are you secretly talking about me again?!"

Fan Dabao: "Silly in shrinking, are you convinced?"

Tuan Datui: "Shut up your size!"

Fan Dabao: "Not convinced? Not convinced that you have the ability to have smaller breasts than me~"

Big Tits: "Your penis has a long face!"

Fan Dabao: "Oh heh heh~ my little dick has an elephant nose on his face, and you are the enoki mushroom that you ate last night, which stuck to your face and didn't wipe off. It's a veritable seeyoutomorrow~~~"

Mi Xiaolian smiled at the side as he watched his back and forth, secretly thinking that I should be different from others in his heart...

Big Tits Tuan: "Mi Xiaolian! The dog leash is off! Hurry up and tie up your family's big treasure!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Alright, alright, Dabao, stop barking and let's go."

Fan Dabao: "Do you want pocket money?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Give it."

Fan Dabao: "Wow, woof, give me more!"

So the next day, Fan Dabao mysteriously told Mi Xiaolian: "I finally couldn't stand the temptation of the benefits and decided to help Silly Daque in acting as a soldier!" Mi Xiaolian's first reaction was actually: "Damn! You deceived the master and betrayed the ancestors! The thigh will be sad if it finds out!"

Fan Dabao opened his eyes wide and said, "Isn't it better not to let him know?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Have you thought of a way to hide it from him?"

Fan Dabao said: "It's simple, I will send him a file with a virus tomorrow, and when his computer is infected with the virus, he will not be able to play the game, hehehe~"

Mi Xiaolian looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "The thigh seems to be a kicked man."

Fan Dabao: "Oh, yes."

Mi Xiaolian continued: "Where do you find files with viruses?"

Fan Dabao: "Also..."

Mi Xiaolian said again: "Even if you find it, are you sure it wasn't your 586 that hung up first?"

Fan Dabao: "This..."

Mi Xiaolian finally said: "If you can hide it on Wednesday, you can't hide it on Thursday, and if you can hide it on Thursday, you can't hide it on next Wednesday."

Fan Dabao stomped his feet angrily: "I'll just say it! Interpersonal relationships are the most troublesome!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Can you still be rational when you fall into the eyes of money?"

Fan Dabao rolled his eyeballs and said, "Don't worry, it's just dealing with thighs. I have plenty of solutions."

Coincidentally, the little boy with thick thighs who was discouraged by his apprentice's disobedience was so teased by Silly Daque, and he was revived again. "Although Mike is picky, stingy and wretched, I believe he is a good boy with loyalty!" Then he asked the courier uncles who smeared honey on their mouths, "What should I do if my apprentice is disobedient?"

The courier uncle A said: "It's probably what Master is used to, just hang it up and beat it a few times."

Thick thighs said: "nononono! That's not okay, the apprentice I brought up with one hand, you don't feel bad, but I still feel bad."

Courier Uncle B said: "I'll kill my family."

Thick thighs asked: "What?"

Xiao Hongzao scratched his head and said, "Short oil~ oh Wali~ Just look at how I usually act like a baby with Yunda~"

The thick thigh took three steps back and said in disgust: "Are you acting like a baby? You are flirting! If I talk to Mike like this, he will definitely sever the relationship between me as a teacher and apprentice!"

Yunda nodded and said, "Not applicable or not, he is willing, but Mi Xiaolian is not."

Thick thighs: "That's right!"

Little Red Date twisted her waist: "Hmph~ Then what can you do?"

The courier uncle C said: "Since Fan Dabao was brought up by you, then you should remember the bitterness and sweetness with him more. It was so difficult when you were a small one. You will be a father and a mother when you take him to the next dungeon, bastard." Carrying Qilin's milk, even if he has no feelings for you, he should thank Qilin for feeding him so much milk."

The courier uncle D said: "Is it useful? I don't think he looks like a kind person."

One word awakened the dreamer, and everyone fell silent...

Thick thighs stood up and defended: "Mike is not that kind of person! He just looks like a badboy!"

Little Red Date fiddled with her nails and said, "So? Is it actually worse?"

Thick thighs: "Bah!"

Little Red Date: "Isn't it? You can try it yourself."

Thick thighs: "Wait for me!"

Then the thick thighs came to Fan Dabao crying: "Oh~~~~Mike~Mike~Mike~"

Fan Dabao had just put on his apron and was going to fry a fried rice noodles. Seeing his thick thighs, he looked like a dead bastard and asked, "What's wrong with you? Is there a virus in the computer?"

Thick thighs complained tearfully: "Recently, the alliance has headwinds!"

Fan Dabao asked, "Haven't you been against the wind for three or four years?"

Thick thighs: "I die like a dog every day!"

Fan Dabao said: "I just asked you when will you not die and become a dog?"

Thick thighs: "The recent death is particularly terrible!"

Fan Dabao: "Call some nannies to nurse you well."

Thick thighs asked miserably: "Don't you feel sorry for Master?"

"My heart hurts, my heart hurts to death!" Then Fan Dabao pointed to his wings and said, "Look at you, a pair of underpants is half my size, if you are empty, lonely and cold, go to Jiuli Nanmen and howl, your heart hurts." Your people can line up from Hebo Bridge to Naihe Bridge, I don’t have time to talk to you right now, I’m hungry to cook.”

Thick thighs are stupid: "Huh? You cook? What else can you do besides cooking instant noodles?"

Fan Dabao dusted off his apron and said, "It's too much, isn't it, Mi Xiaolian? Mi Xiaolian taught me!"

Mi Xiaolian smiled at her thick thighs.

Fan Dabao: "Hey, let me tell you, I didn't know before, but cooking is really interesting!"

Thick thighs asked: "What's so interesting?"

Fan Dabao sighed, "It's hard to describe, but I have a special sense of accomplishment~"

Thick thighs: "But I can only mix salad."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Is it the simplest vegetable and fruit salad?"

Thick thighs: "Others are too troublesome."

Fan Dabao said, "Pay some tuition fees, and I'll let Mi Xiaolian teach you to do other things."

Mi Xiaolian said, "Well, the kind that won't be too troublesome."

Thick thighs suddenly thought of something, and asked quickly: "Miss Lian! Do you know Caesar salad?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes, this is actually very simple, as long as you prepare all the ingredients and stir them together, it will be fine."

Fan Dabao: "That's right, since I've taken your money, you can request to learn something more difficult."

Thick thighs: "I don't intend to give money."

Fan Dabao: "Cut~ I'll go fry the rice noodles."

Thick thighs hurriedly stopped him: "Mike! Mike! I haven't finished my sentence yet!"

Fan Dabao had already figured out what his thick thighs were going to say, and asked, "Why? You also want to learn fried rice noodles? Don't you fake foreign devils usually eat looking up at the stars?"

Thick thighs said disgustedly: "Don't mention that, I lose my appetite just looking at it. In fact, I like to eat Chinese food the most, such as mapo tofu, misslian, will you?"

Mi Xiaolian nodded and said, "Yes, and it's very simple."

Thick thighs hurriedly said: "Then teach me quickly!"

Fan Dabao: "Teach him, I'm going to fry my rice noodles, or I'm going to starve to death."

Thick thighs quickly took out a pen and paper, sat upright like an obedient student, and wrote down all the steps of the materials Mi Xiaolian said. The more he wrote, the more excited he became. The excerpt said: "I'm going to the supermarket to buy ingredients! I'm going to make mapo tofu tonight!"

Mi Xiaolian shouted at the back of her thick thighs: "I'm really afraid that the taste won't be good, so I'll buy a bottle of Laoganma!"

Thick thighs: "Isee! Thankyou~"

Mi Xiaolian: "nothank~" Then he invited his thick thighs out of the team.

After a while, Fan Dabao came back, sucking his chopsticks, and asked, "Going away?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."

Fan Dabao: "Hey~ I already know his brain, if I make a mistake, I can't get back."

Mi Xiaolian: "Then I'll teach him how to cook pork with dried vegetables next time? That takes a lot of work."

Fan Dabao: "I think it will work."

Mi Xiaolian: "So even if I teach him the Manchu Banquet, the problem hasn't been solved yet!"

Fan Dabao: "Don't worry, I have a way to get the best of both worlds~"

"It's not that I don't believe your words..." Mi Xiaolian looked at him suspiciously, "Is fried rice noodles delicious?"

Fan Dabao nodded desperately: "It's delicious, it's delicious!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Then why don't you pay me the tuition?"

Fan Dabao giggled and said, "Which one of us is with whom~"

Mi Xiaolian: "You're really thick-skinned."

On the other side, the thick thighs were happily picking up tofu in the supermarket and suddenly remembered, Fake!How did I come to the supermarket? !Didn't I just try to persuade Mike to help me fight? ! ... Forget it, let's talk about it next time, now the mapo tofu is the most important thing!He happily went to find the old godmother.

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