[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

The author has something to say: Someone asked me, after breaking up for so long, do you still remember your ex? The pole, it hurts, I will walk around the pole in the future, I may not remember how painful it is for a long time, but the pole will always be there.

I have been playing the same game for 8 years. I have only been married once and loved only one person. My ex-wife is indeed a man.We have been together for 4 years, and I have accompanied him through his entire college career.Later, we separated due to practical reasons, not a peaceful breakup. Every time I think about it, it’s because he appeared to be a demon to me again. After writing these two stories about me and him, I think I really let go.

Mi Xiaolian has just been serving in the country for half a year, and she has completely integrated into the innocent landlord and pretty tenant.

The innocent landlord and the pretty tenants are like an archipelago, everyone is an independent existence, they don't interfere too much with each other, but they are tightly surrounded by each other, just with their mouths idle and nothing to scold the two little sluts on the opposite side. Happy, Mi Xiaolian prefers this way of getting along, after all, it is very hard work to maintain interpersonal relationships.Sometimes he wonders if he should look up to Fan Dabao, if you are not convinced, just take off your pants and compare yourself!

It seems a bit vulgar.

As soon as Fan Dabao raised his head, he didn't know who to blame in the area: You are so great, you and your mother gave birth to your father.

This is too vulgar.

Mi Xiaolian asked: "What's wrong?"

Fan Dabao said angrily, "Didn't you see it?"

Mi Xiaolian shook her head, expressing that she had been in a daze just now.

Fan Dabao continued: "There was a trumpet who kept applying to join the faction, but I rejected them all, so he tried his best to apply to join the team, but I didn't respond, and he just scolded me in whispers, saying why am I so arrogant, hey! I'll go! If I don't greet his eighth-generation ancestors, I'll take my grandfather's surname!"

Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, isn't your grandfather also surnamed Fan... "Just let him become powerful."

Fan Dabao: "No! This kind of trumpet can't afford the rent at first glance, maybe we need to bring a copy and bring missions, na na na na na again!"

Mi Xiaolian stared at the application in the lower right corner of the game, clicked to open it, her heart skipped a beat, and then jumped up wildly, her brain was so hot that she almost couldn't breathe.

Level 15 assassin Mao Xiaodou applied to join the faction.

Mi Xiaolian agreed by accident.

Fan Dabao: "Hey, hey! Are you lacking in master-student prestige? I don't care. If he argues for the dungeon mission, you can solve it yourself. I don't have the time and energy to lead the trumpet."

Fan Dabao balabalabala continued to chant, but Mi Xiaolian didn't listen at all, staring at Mao Xiaodou's name in a daze, her mind went blank.

Tuan Datui just came out of the battlefield and asked, "Yeah? Whose trumpet?"

Mao Xiaodou: "Master."

Big tits: "Yeah? Whose apprentice? Male or female? Measurements?"

Mao Xiaodou: "Master, I know you are here."

Looking at what Mao Xiaodou said, Mi Xiaolian stopped on the keyboard with both hands, put it on and took it down, put it on and took it down.

Fan Dabao: "Pay the rent of 88 gold, otherwise you will be kicked."

Mao Xiaodou: "Go away, I didn't talk to you, Master, are you there?"

Fan Dabao's outrageous temper came up again: "Yo yo yo~ Little bastard, pig's nose is inserted into an elephant, you are Crayon Shin-chan's little dick shaking and singing, I think I'm so awesome Right? Saye doesn’t even look at whose territory it is, big tits, is this your apprentice? You said it’s not good for you to spend that time doing something, so you insist on taking him back, so tell him quickly, he’s got something in his nose It’s not green onions but day lily!”

Grandma Tuan: "Don't mention the day lily, can you? Besides, this is not my apprentice!"

Fan Dabao: "Isn't it your apprentice? It's your son? You said that it's not good for you to spend that time doing something. It's okay to take a walk. Calm down and listen to the dry tissues in the trash can behind you. You are not crying and calling Dad, you are so filial, you have been thrown away, and a placenta has grown so big."

Big Boss Tuan: "It's none of my business, obviously you provoked me!"

Mao Xiaodou sneered: "Master, are you actually playing with someone of this quality?"

Just as Fan Dabao was about to start scolding, Mi Xiaolian interrupted him and said, "Stop talking, he's my apprentice."

Mao Xiaodou: "Master!"

Big Tits: "..."

Fan Dabao: "Huh?"

Mi Xiaolian said to Fan Dabao: "I'm leaving the team first, and I have something to tell him."

Fan Dabao pouted and muttered, "Mystery, you owe him money?"

Mi Xiaolian: "He owes me."

Fan Dabao: "How much is owed? Do you want Ah Tuan to hang him on the forum? Then we hang him up and beat him?"

Mi Xiaolian didn't speak, and left the team.

Mao Xiaodou handed over an application for joining the team, and Mi Xiaolian sighed, thinking that the club that should come would accept it.Who knows that Mao Xiaodou's first words when he joined the team were: "Master, I miss you."

Mi Xiaolian froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "I'm not dead yet." Besides, you don't deserve to say this.

Mao Xiaodou: "Long time no see, you can also swear."

Mi Xiaolian: "You said you haven't been cheap for a long time."

Maoxiaodou: "..."

Mi Xiaolian scratched her head, why am I talking more and more like Fan Dabao?He went on to say: "I'm quite puzzled by one thing, how do you know the account I'm playing now?"

Mao Xiaodou: "You have blocked all my contact information. Yesterday I suddenly remembered that you have a Weibo that is specially registered for Weibo sharing tasks. Go in and take a look."

Mi Xiaolian cursed secretly, and forgot about it.

Mao Xiaodou: "Master, don't you really realize that I know yourself better than you do?"

Mi Xiaolian curled her lips: "If you understand me, you won't come to see me again today."

Fan Dabao suddenly got into the team.

Mi Xiaolian asked, "What are you doing here?"

Fan Dabao scratched his head: "Well, Ah Tuan is afraid that this little bastard will bully you, so let me watch. If he dares to make mistakes, he will fuck himself to death."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Mao Xiaodou ignored him and continued, "Master, I really miss you."

Fan Dabao gasped: "Shall I go?"

In the end, no one paid any attention, Fan Dabao's heart of gossip was burning, and there was no obvious sign of wanting to leave, so he obediently kept his mouth shut.

Mi Xiaolian said: "You were the one who wanted to kill and scold at the beginning, is it interesting to slap yourself now?"

Maoxiaodou: "I'm sorry."

Fan Dabao thought about it, hey, have you seen the name of this little assassin before?Very familiar.

Mi Xiaolian: "Say sorry will only make you feel better, it is meaningless to me, to be precise, there is no compensation for any victim."

Fan Dabao exclaimed, wow, Mi Xiaolian spoke so philosophically today, yes!How dare you have the face to say sorry if you don't pay back the loan?

Mao Xiaodou: "Then how can you forgive me?"

Fan Dabao thought to himself, it would be sensible to pay back the money plus interest and then kneel down and kowtow to call grandma!

Mi Xiaolian: "I have forgiven you."

Fan Dabao's heart was screaming, isn't it!He hasn't paid back the money yet, don't let him give it to me!

Mao Xiaodou: "Really? Will you come back to me?"

Fan Dabao stared, what the hell?Didn't you owe money? !

Mi Xiaolian asked with a helpless smile: "Where is that woman? What's wrong? Didn't you say that you really felt the loess and bones? You broke it after only half a year?"

Fan Dabao finally understood, good guy, another pheasant!Pooh!It's not as good as the pheasant, at least the pheasant won't go back to Sangbiao with the cheek, of course he certainly doesn't have the guts.

Mao Xiaodou: "Don't mention her, okay? I was also deceived."

Fan Dabao said: "Is it because you don't want to smash her wings, or you don't want to help her grow big wings, or you...don't lift them? I said you young people, hey, these days, if you don't have money, you still dare Still daydreaming~"

Mi Xiaolian chuckled.

Mao Xiaodou: "...Master, can you keep outsiders from interfering in my private affairs with you?"

Fan Dabao: "What, what? What outsider? I am Mi Xiaolian's landlord. You are harassing my tenant in my house right now. I have the right to guarantee the tenant's personal safety, okay?! Otherwise, I will continue to do business and brag Forced? Besides, I didn't 'cut' your mouth~"

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "It's nothing that others can't hear, let's make it clear today, so... Is it because you don't want to help her smash her wings, or you don't want to help her grow her wings?"

Mao Xiaodou faltered for a while and said, "The previous reason..."

Fan Dabao: "Ha! Let me just say it, I can guess it with the hair on my legs."

Mi Xiaolian gave Fan Dabao a thumbs up: "Well, usually the forum is not in vain."

Fan Dabao said triumphantly, "That is~"

Mao Xiaodou: "Master, you have a good time singing and chatting with other men in front of me, have you ever thought about my feelings? It must be so cruel?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Xiaodou, I have known you for three years ups and downs, but in the end, she was no match for her three days of acquaintance with you, and she still poured dirty water on me everywhere. Not only did you not explain it to me, but you even did it in front of other people. Threatening to see me kill once, have you ever thought about how I feel, who is crueler than whom?"

Mao Xiaodou: "I was fooled by her all over the place, I..."

Fan Dabao waved his hand and said, "Hey~~ This is why you don't understand, childhood sweethearts have never been able to fight against falling from the sky, besides, how can there be a cheating scumbag who doesn't help Xiao San talk and bully his ex-wife together?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Dabao, please be quiet for a while, let me tell you, Xiaodou, first of all, I am very grateful to you for accompanying me on this road of honor and disgrace, for letting me learn how to love someone, for letting me know what it means to cherish and how to love someone." How does Chengquan let go, I have had a good life in the past six months, although I also secretly thought that if, if one day you come back to me, I might follow you, unexpectedly, when this day really comes, I will I just found out... I bought a bag last year! It’s super wear-resistant! What are you talking about? I am the one who comes and goes when you call it? You deserve it? You really think I’m a big white lotus? With a few good words, I will turn on the Holy Mother mode and shine brightly, and you will be blinded by your dog-eyed and fart-eyed accompaniment to play a bitch with you, and you will not be exchanged for money? Why don’t you eat/order/poop? Calm down and think about why I didn’t wish you a happy New Year’s Eve Explosive canister bazooka explosion/Chrysanthemum nuclear weapon blasting dick? Because I fucking pity you, a stupid thing with an IQ of less than 50, who was tricked by a stupid bitch, I tell you Mao Xiaodou, if you still read it with me Your three-year relationship between master and apprentice is because I have always treated you with all my heart and soul. From now on, don't bother me again, and you will always go as far as you can! Immediately! Get out!"

Fan Dabao was frightened, opened his mouth and applauded: "Mi Xiaolian is amazing, so amazing!"

Mi Xiaolian let out a sigh of relief, it's really cool to them, holding it in her heart for so long, she finally said it out, if it wasn't for the fact that she was so used to following Fan Dabao these days, she might still be playing You Love Me with Mao Xiaodou at this moment I don't love you, do you love me or do I love you, a bitter gay drama.

Mao Xiaodou was stunned for a full 10 minutes, left the last sentence, went offline, and never appeared in Mi Xiaolian's world again.He said, "Master, goodbye."

Mi Xiaolian's past finally came to an end here.

Fan Dabao wanted to comfort him with a few words: "Xiao Lian, brother, here are a few words for you, put away the remaining hatred, give up love for the passing water, turn back from the sea of ​​bitterness, and realize Lan Yin early."

Mi Xiaolian smiled and said, "You understand too?"

Fan Dabao: "Brother, there was a girl who chased me for a long time when I was in college. If she could turn around sooner, she wouldn't have to suffer for so many years. But I just realized it now."

Fan Dabao's love luck is about zero, and about zero doesn't mean there is no luck at all. One period in college, one period in the game, but they were all killed by Fan Dabao himself.

When Fan Dabao was young, his parents were busy with work, leaving early and returning late. He was brought up by his grandmother, thus inheriting the fine tradition of his grandmother's diligence and thrift.Once Dabao’s mother found out that Fan Dabao’s socks had a hole and threw them into the trash can. I was willing to throw it away until my clothes, shoes and socks were torn and could no longer be mended.Dad Dabao is worried, people who don't know think that the adults are so mean to the children, what should they do if they want to keep this virtue when they grow up.Later, when Fan Dabao was in elementary school and was taken home by his parents, he gradually corrected this problem. Picking is still picking, at least he is not so poor.

From elementary school to high school, Fan Dabao's grades were average and his moral character was average. He couldn't boast about it and couldn't find any faults other than being cheap. Other students compared shoes, schoolbags, and bicycles. The appearance is ugly and dregs, how can there be girls who like him.In high school, Fan Dabao’s deskmate was a girl who loved to read romance novels. She often said that she liked naughty boys. One day after several years, Fan Dabao saw that girl holding her boyfriend on the street, and he suddenly seemed to understand. What happened: It turns out that what she likes is not the ones with bad personalities, but the ones with bad looks!

In the blink of an eye, Fan Dabao, who was not at all happy, was still not popular with girls until the evening of the last day of military training, when things turned around.

The first girl who likes Fan Dabao will be called Xiaomei. She is Fan Dabao’s classmate. This evening Xiaomei was looking for a seat with a rice bowl in her hand after eating. He saw two drops of water dripping from the bottom of Xiaomei's rice bowl, and said cheaply, "Student, your rice bowl is leaking."

Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously turned the rice bowl upside down to see... Hurrah, the food fell to the floor.

Fan Dabao still remembers the contemptuous eyes around him and Xiaomei's face flushed with shame.

The result of the incident was that amidst the condemnation of the masses, Fan Dabao apologized to Xiaomei and invited her to dinner.While eating, Xiaomei glanced at Fan Dabao secretly. The setting sun shone on Fan Dabao's left face, and a faint layer of warm gold made his eyes (looking down at the drumstick) extremely gentle. Xiaomei suddenly found that Fan Dabao was earthy It's a bit dusty, but he still looks quite sunny and fair, and he looks good when he smiles, so the little boy jumped up.It happened that there was a Dove advertisement on the TV in the cafeteria, and Xiaomei felt that the fans who just ate it were "milk is rich and silky", that's right, she fell in love with it that much.

Fan Dabao didn't think so, he went back to the dormitory and lay on the bed staring at the meal card for an hour, then cried.Others hurriedly asked him what happened, and he cried and said, "I just invited Xiaomei to dinner, and it cost 15 yuan! 15 yuan! 15 yuan!"

Everyone else said: "Hey~ What a big deal, there is always a cost in picking up girls!"

The one on the upper bunk said, "That's right, every time I went out with my girlfriend, I would have to pay three or four hundred for a good meal, right?"

Fan Dabao slapped the bed and got up: "Huh?! Three or four hundred?!!!"

"That's right, that's not counting the usual expenses of buying her snacks and small gifts." "Find someone from the same school, even if you go to the cafeteria to eat, you still have to swipe your meal card." Others discussed this issue, and the following Fan Dabao didn't listen to a word, because he had already planted the concept of "being in love is a waste of money" deep in his heart, which caused him to be indifferent no matter how Xiaomei tried to show him in the next four years, and he stacked 999 stars on his birthday. Him, he doesn't accept it; he doesn't want chocolates for Valentine's Day; he wants to help him wash his clothes, and he says that his own washing is relatively clean.Xiaomei was about to shout "Fan Mingbao, I love you" angrily by dimming candles downstairs in the boys' dormitory, but Fan Dabao would probably reject her even if she shouted.

On the night of the graduation dinner, Xiaomei drank a lot of wine, and took advantage of the alcohol to ask Fan Dabao why he refused to accept her.Fan Dabao said that falling in love is a waste of money.Xiaomei was so angry that she sat on the ground and cried all night, calling him a bastard.

The second year after graduation, Xiaomei is going to get married. Before the marriage, some old classmates said that they should have a final bachelor party. Fan Dabao asked AA?Xiaomei said yes, and Fan Dabao said that he would not go, and went home for dinner.

On the day of Xiaomei's wedding, Fan Dabao didn't go either. He said that because of his thick thighs, he was going to take him to hide the boss that night. He knew the exact reason.

When Fan Dabao talked about the past with Mi Xiaolian, there was always guilt towards Xiaomei between the lines.

Mi Xiaolian said, it's all an excuse, because you don't like her.

Fan Dabao said that she is doing well now.If he had reluctantly accepted it back then, there would be another pair of resentful couples now.

Mi Xiaolian said, you always have these things that are annoying but you can't hate them. People who refuse to tell the truth deserve to be masturbated for the rest of their lives!

Fan Dabao said, I am very happy to fall in love with my passbook every day.

Mi Xiaolian said, well, I'm not that sad, it's just a broken relationship, as long as I don't die, I stand up and start over, what are I afraid of?

Fan Dabao said, you young man is not bad!

Now thinking about it, Fan Dabao wanted to stab himself twice, why didn't he think that Mi Xiaolian was actually a man?