[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Just after the server was merged, the forces of the three servers were in a mess, and the alliance between Thick Thighs and Old Wangtou was trying their best to recruit troops. First, let's talk about Old Wangtou in detail.

Old Wangtou, formerly known as Wang Xiaoming, is one of the most perverted perverts in country clothes.

The old Wangtou is good at inquiring about hostile phone calls. He sets an alarm clock before going to bed and wakes up to call at midnight to harass the enemy. When the phone is connected, he starts to yell. Sangbiao is also a victim. After being harassed once, she turned her phone to silent before going to bed. A few days ago, Lao Wangtou was woken up by the alarm clock on time at three o'clock in the morning. He called Sangbiao more than a dozen times but no one answered him. He was so angry that he couldn't sleep anymore.The stupidest thing Lao Wangtou has ever done is to harass his thick thighs who haven’t returned to China back then. The international long-distance call is 4 yuan and 81 minutes. Sleep Reminder Clock.

Love his IQ for 30 seconds.

Later, Fan Dabao gave Sang Biao an idea to clean up the old Wang's head. He called him by Internet phone at 2:50 a.m. on the first day. I died so miserable, I died so miserable, I died so miserable, it’s so cold under your bed, so cold, so cold; I’ll call Lao Wangtou at 2:50 the next morning, who is singing? It's beating on my window~ You open the window and let me in~ Let me in~ I played in a different way for a week, scaring the old Wangtou so much that he no longer dared to turn on the phone to sleep.

Lao Wangtou also has a peculiar hobby, which is to meet rivals in the same city for offline PK.A total of three people met, one is a muscular man with thick thighs and a taekwondo instructor with a nine-degree black belt. When the two met, the muscular man cut the old man's head with a knife without saying a word, and he lay on the ground for two hours. He wanted to fight again in the future, but was kicked by the muscular man to snatch his head away. The already bald Tianling Gai didn't even have a hair left.

The other is a handsome young man from the Sangbiao force, who was born in an armed police force. He used violence to control violence at work during the day, and used violence to control violence by playing games at night. Since the old Wangtou had already eaten and suffered the loss of the attack, when the two met, he wanted to strike first. Shouting strangely, he rushed over and punched Xiaojunnan's face vigorously, but Xiaojunnan dodged slightly and grabbed the pulse gate of his right wrist with a grasping hand. Xiaojunnan only used three points of strength to pinch the old Wang's head. He knelt down and cried for his father and mother, and was finally picked up by the handsome man and thrown into the stinky ditch in the small park.

Old Wang thought it was wrong, he couldn't date a man anymore, it's really a disadvantage for a tall and burly man to be so gentle, well, date a woman!Then he made an appointment with Sangbiao so desperately.

In the eyes of many people, Sangbiao is a domineering shrew in country clothes. She is a tigress who stabs people with a knife if she doesn't agree with the first sentence. Lao Wangtou was a little scared at first, but after thinking about it, it is not Is it a woman, how fierce can it be?Can you still push me to the ground and beat me?

Never thought of it!The old Wangtou was dumbfounded when he saw Sangbiao. He was actually a little loli with a height of 1 meters and a bust of 57D. Shaking rhythmically, he said with a ferocious face: "You are Sangbiao? I ask you, you little bitch, who allows you to be so arrogant in the game?"

Sang Biao looked at him with wide eyes, and the old Wang smiled triumphantly: "What are you looking at? Are you afraid now? Let me tell you, Ma Lier and brother admit their mistake, and I will let you go back today."

Sangbiao smiled contemptuously, raised his leg abruptly, and hit the old Wang's head with a severed son's foot, which doubled the damage. Sangbiao's sweet voice came: "Get lost!"

Then there was the sound of high-heeled shoes going away, and the old Wang raised his head slightly, only to see Sangbiao walking away with happy small steps. Say weak chicken, weak chicken, weak chicken...

From then on, the old Wangtou dared not meet with the enemy again.

During this period of time, his thick thighs were busy fighting and rarely came to play with Fan Dabao. Of course, he asked Fan Dabao to help spray people. This day he started drooling with Lao Wang again, and then came to find Fan Dabao.

Mi Xiaolian said to her thick thighs: "You have been drooling recently."

Fan Dabao said: "He was just sealed in Chinese. If you don't believe me, listen to what he said in English, thigh, show it to Mi Xiaolian?"

Thick thighs: "Mikenokidding."

Fan Dabao: "You have a grammar problem."

Thick thighs: "youhismotherlooknottounderstand? Idon'thastimetofucku."

Fan Dabao: "comeno, only 30s."

Thick thighs: "Idon'thassuchlongtime."

Fan Dabao: "Youjustneed10s5sOr...1s?!"

Thick thighs: "notanylonger, maybe...0"

Fan Dabao: "skythelulu!"

Thick thighs: "What does this sentence mean?"

Fan Dabao: "Oh my God!"

At this time, the old Wangtou was still babbling in the area, Fan Dabao couldn't stand it anymore and said: Wang Xiaoming, are you annoying?You can change your name to Wang Xiaoyue!

Thick thigh asked: "Why?"

Fan Dabao: "He is missing a day. ╮(╯▽╰)╭"

Due to the limited amount of ink in Lao Wangtou's stomach, he couldn't think of any good promotional words, so he could only simply and rudely send out the world to recruit people. If the attendance rate reaches 80% in a week, he will send out five daily diamonds. It is quite attractive for the little dicks to send out diamonds for one month after one month, and to give out diamonds at the end of the year at the end of the year.

Fan Dabao counted the world and said with contempt: "It's so vulgar!"

Grandma Tuan said: "Yes, yes, old Wang Tousu, you are so fresh and fresh, and you will ask us to charge rent if you don't eat fireworks."

Fan Dabao pointed to the power academy and said, "It doesn't cost money to study power skills! Besides, how can you compare me with old Wangtou, he is so stingy!"

Big Boss Tuan: "Hey, you actually have the face to say that other people can pick you better than you? I don't know who bought a cheap down jacket for a cheap price, and it drills when it moves. Drill two roots, pull out a pair, drill one piece and pull out a pile. After one winter, all duck feathers have been pulled out. He also happily said, haha, it’s just the beginning of spring, and you don’t even need to buy a windbreaker, is it you? Don’t you? Fan Mingbao, it’s you who don’t~ talk~”

Fan Dabao scolded: "You fart! You spread rumors! It's not me!"

Tuan Datui: "Bah! Shameless!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "I also don't think it's him..."

Grandma Tuan: "He said it himself."

Mi Xiaolian said indifferently: "Iron rooster, nothing will be pulled out."

Big Tits Tuan: "Speak up, Fan Mingbao! Are you an iron rooster or an iron duck?"

Fan Dabao said: "Don't make noise! ​​I'm thinking of promotional words for thick thighs!"

Big Tits Tuan: "What can you come up with?"

While talking, a world with thick thighs and hair floated above his head: Hold your thighs tightly and pretend to be aggressive. We sincerely accept all kinds of friends who like passion and fights. We don’t send things that smell like copper, because those are too vulgar. We have all kinds of friends All kinds of academic masters and powerful friends can post questions that they can't do to the YY group, and someone will teach you how to do it within 10 minutes, not limited to chemistry, physics, calculus, and high-number functions.

Fan Dabao tut tut tut tut shook his head and said, "Aren't your thighs stupid? How many of those who play games and fight day and night are active and like to learn? They are also good at calculus of functions. Thank God for setting up a stall and selling things without mislabeling the price." .”

Tuan Da milk gave him a blank look and said: "Do you think everyone is the same as you? You have failed math since junior high school. Except for counting money, you have to break your fingers for addition and subtraction of more than one hundred?"

Fan Dabao: "Break your fingers, I have an abacus!"

Mi Xiaolian asked curiously: "Isn't it more convenient to use a computer?"

Fan Dabao took out his abacus and rubbed it on his face: "You don't understand, the sound of piapiapia abacus beads is nice, it's the same as counting money~"

Tuan Da Niu: "Three sentences are inseparable from money and talk about other people's customs, pharmacy Bilian, hello!"

Fan Dabao: "What's the use of a face? Do you really think that you don't need to pay for food if you look good? No, I have to persuade my thighs. If I can get it, I will be a ghost."

Another mournful world floated overhead: Hong Xing accepts!Come out and mess around, one is ruthless!The second is loyalty!The third is that there are many brothers!

Big Tits Tuan: "...Is this gone?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."

Grandma Tuan said to Fan Dabao: "Fuck, what's the matter with your master and boss? One is more unreliable than the other."

Fan Dabao laughed dryly, "Hehehehehehe, I don't know, go ask."

Then Fan Dabao whispered thick thighs: Did you hear from anyone?

Thick thighs: sosad!No!

Fan Dabao: I knew it.

Thick thighs: what to do?Old Wangtou seems to have accepted a lot of people.

Fan Dabao: Don't worry, they are all a bunch of little dicks, not enough for you to be blown away by a big wind.

Thick thighs: Ants can kill elephants, don't underestimate the trumpet.

Fan Dabao: Why don’t you post something about the sun, the moon, the thunder?

Thick thigh: Will you come back and help me after posting it?

Fan Dabao: I don't, don't hinder me from planting trees and hanging up the phone, or I'll break your thigh!

Thick thighs: Oh~ How boring it is for you to plant trees and set up stalls all day long!

Fan Dabao: Did you tell me why I haven’t changed the game after playing for so many years?

Thick thighs: Because no point cards are accepted during this game.

Fan Dabao: That’s right, if it’s another game, why don’t you hang up your phone and set up a stall all night to try it out?When I wake up, the house may belong to the development team!

Thick thighs: Mike, I just now know what it means to be unable to move without money.