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There are troublesome people in the poor mountains and rivers, and there are many gentry (converted) and gentlemen (modest) in the countryside. Mi Xiaolian just got rid of the old king's head, but Tuan Da Niu was taken by an idiot.That night Mi Xiaolian just went online when she saw Fan Dabao doing power daily with Tuan Da Niai.

Tuan Datui: "Fan! Ming! Treasure! Grass mud horse! Where are my grains?!"

Fan Dabao: "I didn't take it!"

Tuan Datui: "The dog took it!"

Fan Dabao: "...Wow, woof, why don't you give me some more, and I'll go fishing."

Big tits: "Roll the ball!"

Mi Xiaolian threw a few grains into the treasury and asked, "Are you going to fight the sect?"

Grandma Tuan: "Let's go, let's see how I deal with this little bitch when I come back."

Fan Dabao: "I want to go too!"

Big Tits Tuan: "Fuck you!"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "Why don't you go to the mage sect to fight, they beat fewer people, and there are too many nurses."

Fan Dabao nodded wildly: "Yes, say yes~"

Tuan Da Niu: "You picked up Jingyuan and threw it into the treasury for me, or your legs will be broken!"

Fan Dabao: "Okay, let's say it~ It's easier to lose and save monsters when you hit 70+ monsters~"

Tuan Da Nai gave him a blank look: "I know you don't have such a good heart."

As soon as the three of them arrived at the mage sect's residence, they saw Yunda shouting for help.

Yunda: "Help~~~~~ Is there anyone here!"

Grandma Tuan unblocked it and saw that Yunda was single-handedly fighting against a level 75 sect monster, and it was about to die. As soon as the occupational disease came up, Yunda was full of blood and buffed, and Grandma Tuan said in the team: "Dabao! Steal his essence!"

Fan Dabao said: "That's not good, Ah Tuan, we are good people who pick up money, we can't do this kind of thing!"

Grandma Tuan: "...Then why did you recruit Xiao Chong?"

Fan Dabao: "Hey~"

Mi Xiaolian: "It's better to wait for him to die and then fight."

Grandma Tuan: "Saving a life is worth opening ten sets of treasure chests."

While speaking, the monster had already been beaten to death, and Fan Dabao quickly snatched everything on the ground.Originally thought that Yunda would start scolding after being robbed, but he rushed over with snot and tears and hugged Tuan Tuan's thigh and began to cry: "Little Tuantuan, thank you for saving me, I will promise you with my body, okay?" ?”

Grandma Tuan said disgustedly: "Go away!"

Fan Dabao squatted down to tease Yunda and said, "Are you handsome? Are you rich? Do you have long legs? Are you big? Can you keep your golden gun up to seven times a night? If you don't meet any of the above conditions, A Tuan doesn't want yours." .”

Yunda ignored him and continued to cry: "Little Tuantuan, you are my great benefactor! I will follow you to the ends of the earth in this life!"

Grandma Tuan kicked him away: "Crazy you! Let's go!"

Then the three rode away on the big phoenix, and Fan Dabao murmured: "Chicken, chicken, chicken; shrink your neck and play in the sea. Fish in the sun don't get tired, but whales are still powerful."

Grandma Tuan asked, "What are you nagging about?"

Fan Dabao: "I praised him."

"Deng" an application to join the power popped out, Fan Dabao saw that it was Yunda, and approved it with a strange smile: "Chick, chirp, chirp, chirp~ come here~"

Big tits: "Fuck..."

As soon as she entered the power, Yunda began to post/soo: "My little Tuantuan, here I come! Do you miss me, I miss you so much!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Big Tits: "..."

Fan Dabao: "Hello, hello, enter the power to pay 88 gold first, otherwise I will kick you."

Without further ado, Yunda threw 100 gold into the treasury: "Xiao Tuantuan, my~love~~~~~"

Power system: Yunda was kicked out of power.

"Deng" Another application to join the faction popped up, Fan Dabao saw that it was still Yunda, and approved it with a strange smile.

Yunda: "Oh~~ My Tuantuan, your heroic attitude of kicking people is deeply imprinted in my mind! Meme me!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Big Tits: "..."

Fan Dabao: "Hello, hello, enter the power to pay 88 gold~"

Yunda groaned twice and threw 100 gold into the treasury: "Xiao Tuantuan, nothing can stop me from loving you!"

Power system: Yunda was kicked out of power.

It was the third time Yunda applied to join the power, Fan Dabao gave a thumbs up and said: "Good perseverance, Ah Tuan, you just follow him."

Big Tits Tuan: "Why didn't you follow him?"

Yunda cried: "Why do you still want to kick me? Didn't I already pay you?! Why am I so miserable, I just want to be with my little Tuantuan! Kiss my little Tuantuan!"

Big Tits Tuan: "Get lost!"

Mi Xiaolian: "I almost don't know the word Tuan..."

Fan Dabao shrugged his shoulders and said, "I told you to pay 88 gold, otherwise I will be kicked, you are blind!"

Yunda: "Oh~ So that's how it is." Then he handed over 88 gold to the treasury, "Xiao Tuantuan, here I come!"

Tuan Datui endured the nausea and said, "Can you kick him?"

Fan Dabao looked at the money in the treasury and said happily, "No way~ I paid the rent."

Grandma Tuan: "Can I return him?!"

Fan Dabao: "No way~ To be a human being, you must have the spirit of contract."

Grandma Tuan: "Damn!" After saying that, he blocked the power channel.

Ever since Yunda came, she has called Tuan Tuan Tuan Tuan on the power channel every day: "Kiss my little Tuan Tuan, touch my Mei Tuan Tuan, Xiao Tuan Tuan, are you~ Tuan Tuan Tuan~"

Fan Dabao: "Tuan Tuan Ding Yin Yin Ding Tuan Tuan Tuan Tuan Ding Ding Yin Yin, count how many words there are in it."

Mi Xiaolian: "Dizzy, I can no longer recognize the word Tuan."

Because Tuan Da Nai basically ignored the existence of Yunda, Yunda wanted to chase Tuan Da Nai but couldn't do it, and he didn't know who taught him to start with the people around Tuan Da Nai, so Fan Dabao made a fortune.

On this day, Fan Dabao said to Mi Xiaolian: "Mi Xiaolian, how about I help you make money?"

Mi Xiaolian asked, "How do you make money?"

Fan Dabao laughed and said, "Hey~"

As soon as the voice fell, Yunda got into the team: "Uncle Bao, Uncle Bao! It was agreed yesterday, so hurry up and tell me Xiao Tuantuan's hobbies!"

Fan Dabao took out his abacus and piapiapia a few times and said, "6 gold for one question, 15 gold for three questions, which is cost-effective and economical."

Yunda traded 100 gold to Fan Dabao: "Can I ask 20 questions?"

Fan Dabao counted the money and said happily, "I'll give you 5 more!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Yunda excitedly took out a pen and paper: "How old is my little Tuantuan?"

Fan Dabao: "I don't know."

Yunda: "Ah? Why don't you know?"

Fan Dabao: "This is also a question. I haven't asked her, and she hasn't said it either."

Yunda: "Okay, what color does my Xiao Tuantuan like best?"

Fan Dabao: "I don't know."

Yunda: "Don't know?!"

Fan Dabao: "Girls, it's nothing more than pink and red. What color do you like, Mi Xiaolian?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Probably white."

Fan Dabao: "Look, it's about the same."

Mi Xiaolian thought, it's almost done, you can order more casually.

Yunda: "Then what are my hobbies and hobbies?"

Fan Dabao thought for a while, then slapped the table and said angrily: "Damn it, she likes to read pornographic men ♂ gay ♂ sex ♂ novels! It's okay not to think about it, but it's unbearable to think about it!"

What's going on? Last year, Guo Dahua just started working and was developing electronic products. She designed a cute mobile hard drive to send to powerful people, but accidentally sent the one that she planned to give to Tuan Da Niu to Fan. Dabao, Fan Dabao took it to the company without knowing it, and a client (female) came to copy the plan, and he borrowed it from the client to take it away, and the client came the next day When returning him, his eyes and expression were very weird, and Fan Dabao didn’t understand it yet, so when he opened the mobile hard drive, he saw a folder named "BL high/H/high/S/M", Fan Dabao thought to himself, what a joke This is, click to open it... Completely blind!He finally understood what the client meant, and hurriedly chased him out, crying and shouting as he ran, "Sister! Listen to me! Things are not like this!!!"

After Fan Dabao recalled this incident, he was in a bad mood. He squatted in a corner and was devastated, and there was no response to talking to him. Yunda's interview ended here.

Since he couldn't interview Fan Dabao, Yunda turned around and asked Mi Xiaolian: "Lianmei Lianmei~ Do you know what my Xiaotuantuan likes to eat?"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "Day Lily."

Yunda asked happily: "Really? How much do you like it?"

Mi Xiaolian: "I like it very much, I can't stop like a cow eating straw."

Yunda: "Thank you Sister Lian hahahahaha, I'm going to find my little tuantuan! Bye bye bye!"

Yunda left the team and left, but Fan Dabao hadn't recovered yet, Mi Xiaolian teased him and said, "Send me that folder for a look?"

Fan Dabao jumped up nervously: "I will delete it after reading it!"

Mi Xiaolian: "...you still read it?"

Fan Dabao squatted back again, and said gloomyly: "After reading it, I feel that the three views have been refreshed..."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

This time Yunda went to harass Tuan Tuan again: "Touch my little Tuantuan, I want to hold Xiao Tuantuan in my arms, kiss your long eyelashes, touch your hair, tuck you into my bed, Feed you your favorite day lily."

You can pretend not to see the first few sentences, but she couldn't stand the last sentence: "What I hate the most is the day lily, what the hell, I can't bear it and I wipe it!"

Tuan Da Nai went berserk, kicked Yunda out of the power, and when he became popular, he was slashed until Yunda's equipment was flawed, and he went back to SF Express crying.

Shunfeng said with a bitter face: "How dare you offend innocent people, haven't you suffered enough?!"

Yunda: "I just want to pick up a girl..."

SF: "Is there any girl for you to pick up? Do you have to pick up their forces?!"

Yunda: "Then what should we do now!"

Shunfeng sighed, and took out a Thunder Diamond: "Go, go, give her a Thunder Diamond and apologize by the way, and don't deal with them again in the future."

Yunda took Lei Zuan and cried to find Tuan Da Niai, and came back half an hour later, crying, this time with all the equipment in his body broken.

SF asked: "Oh my god, what's wrong?!"

Yunda cried and said, "Fan Dabao called, he said he also wanted a Thunder Diamond..."